Hi everyone! Last thing for today. Ok so It's What Did We Do To Get THIS? version of T'was the night before Christmas. This is fail I know. ME NO OWN ANYTHING. Enjoy!

Bye-bi Ushishishi~


T'was the Night before Christmas, and everyone was as cheery as they could be.

The house was decorated with a Chrismasy tree, stockings were hung up on the tree with honey.

In hopes they would stay and not jacked in their sleep.

Lambo was bugging Xanxus, soon he may be dead.

While visions of the cow burning in hell danced in the Varia boss' head.

And Narciel in her nightgown, and Kaitlin in hers; had just snuggled up to watch their anime specials.

It could have been a long and boring night.

When out on the roof, Bel heard a yell.

He sprang from his game of torture the stuffed bunny and ran up the stairs

Away from his game, he ran like a prince.

Pulled out his knifes and hit some random doll.

The sight before him, glistened with blood

He gave a grin to the scene, as he saw bloody candy canes.

But who could torture the fool I mean boss in such a way

So annoying in his child's play.

With his speech of third person, and with his black hole of an afro,

Bel knew right then, Xanxus was the one best for the task.

Quicker than lightning the curses came.

The god I mean boss yelled and hollered and called out unruly names.

Now, Fishie! now, Octopus! now, Princy and Cow! And don't forget Plant Boy and Sharkie!

On, Queer! on Birdie! on, Pineapple and God! And last but not lest Baby and Bumbling Fool!

From the tips of their hairs to the hem of their clothes,

Mafia! Mafia! It's the Vongola!

As the night went on, with all the guys and girls

Lussuria just played with his new make up and clothes

Gokudera, green with lights and disgust

wanted to give Lassuria a bitch slap to the face

As to so much naughtiness he had done,

He received only some yucky candy.

As the others frolicked with Christmas cheer,

All Xanxus wanted was a fridge full of beer

Tsuna told the story of Jolly St. Nick

As he breaks into people's houses like Mukuro does to him

He sneaks into the house expecting food

But not with his naughty attitude

Hearing the story, Basil wanted to catch the jolly old man

As his curiosity was driving him batty as hell

He set cookies and milk up on the table,

But with his messed up thinking, he remembered the wrong fable

To guzzle each crumb and drip was what he remembered to do

Hoping when santa arrived he would be patted a good job

Regardless he didn't have a care in the world

So he went to the tv and watched the girl's anime specials

As Reborn asked which was a good special

Squalo quite drunk answered like a queer

"Voi! To hell with the specials, It's not a good show!

Just shut up all of you because you're all gays!"

Eyes glued to Squalo from his outburst,

Even Hibari knew that he'd be cursed

Mukuro breaking the silence spoke up

"Kufufu How about you shut up."

Kaite-chan, wanting peace and quiet

Yelled for all of them to be freaking quiet

Tsuki-chan, with her mission to use mistletoe on Tsuna in ploy

Dragged Tsuna to the kitchen with mistletoe in hand

She knew deep down, he liked her back

but she resisted the kiss as Tsuna's pet puppy yelled at her to get back

As the Vongola's Christmas Night was full of fun

There was still something to be done

As they broke out the apple cider and started to sing

Katie-chan accidentally had a sip of beer

They all dropped their cups and ran for cover out of fear

When Kaite-chan found Bel and kissed him till he couldn't breath

Tsuki-chan ran to Tsuna and kissed him as well

As one by one they all came out the two couples soon disappeared

But despite the troubles and the fright,

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"


How was it?

I don't know why I did this so don't ask and I know it don't rhyme I fail at my English classes so yeah.

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Bye-bi Ushishishi~