Hi everyone! Last thing for today. Ok so It's What Did We Do To Get THIS? version of T'was the night before Christmas. This is fail I know. ME NO OWN ANYTHING. Enjoy!
Bye-bi Ushishishi~
T'was the Night before Christmas, and everyone was as cheery as they could be.
The house was decorated with a Chrismasy tree, stockings were hung up on the tree with honey.
In hopes they would stay and not jacked in their sleep.
Lambo was bugging Xanxus, soon he may be dead.
While visions of the cow burning in hell danced in the Varia boss' head.
And Narciel in her nightgown, and Kaitlin in hers; had just snuggled up to watch their anime specials.
It could have been a long and boring night.
When out on the roof, Bel heard a yell.
He sprang from his game of torture the stuffed bunny and ran up the stairs
Away from his game, he ran like a prince.
Pulled out his knifes and hit some random doll.
The sight before him, glistened with blood
He gave a grin to the scene, as he saw bloody candy canes.
But who could torture the fool I mean boss in such a way
So annoying in his child's play.
With his speech of third person, and with his black hole of an afro,
Bel knew right then, Xanxus was the one best for the task.
Quicker than lightning the curses came.
The god I mean boss yelled and hollered and called out unruly names.
Now, Fishie! now, Octopus! now, Princy and Cow! And don't forget Plant Boy and Sharkie!
On, Queer! on Birdie! on, Pineapple and God! And last but not lest Baby and Bumbling Fool!
From the tips of their hairs to the hem of their clothes,
Mafia! Mafia! It's the Vongola!
As the night went on, with all the guys and girls
Lussuria just played with his new make up and clothes
Gokudera, green with lights and disgust
wanted to give Lassuria a bitch slap to the face
As to so much naughtiness he had done,
He received only some yucky candy.
As the others frolicked with Christmas cheer,
All Xanxus wanted was a fridge full of beer
Tsuna told the story of Jolly St. Nick
As he breaks into people's houses like Mukuro does to him
He sneaks into the house expecting food
But not with his naughty attitude
Hearing the story, Basil wanted to catch the jolly old man
As his curiosity was driving him batty as hell
He set cookies and milk up on the table,
But with his messed up thinking, he remembered the wrong fable
To guzzle each crumb and drip was what he remembered to do
Hoping when santa arrived he would be patted a good job
Regardless he didn't have a care in the world
So he went to the tv and watched the girl's anime specials
As Reborn asked which was a good special
Squalo quite drunk answered like a queer
"Voi! To hell with the specials, It's not a good show!
Just shut up all of you because you're all gays!"
Eyes glued to Squalo from his outburst,
Even Hibari knew that he'd be cursed
Mukuro breaking the silence spoke up
"Kufufu How about you shut up."
Kaite-chan, wanting peace and quiet
Yelled for all of them to be freaking quiet
Tsuki-chan, with her mission to use mistletoe on Tsuna in ploy
Dragged Tsuna to the kitchen with mistletoe in hand
She knew deep down, he liked her back
but she resisted the kiss as Tsuna's pet puppy yelled at her to get back
As the Vongola's Christmas Night was full of fun
There was still something to be done
As they broke out the apple cider and started to sing
Katie-chan accidentally had a sip of beer
They all dropped their cups and ran for cover out of fear
When Kaite-chan found Bel and kissed him till he couldn't breath
Tsuki-chan ran to Tsuna and kissed him as well
As one by one they all came out the two couples soon disappeared
But despite the troubles and the fright,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
How was it?
I don't know why I did this so don't ask and I know it don't rhyme I fail at my English classes so yeah.
Please Review~
Bye-bi Ushishishi~
