Okay, apparently I've been misspelling Yuske's name (which is actually Yusuke) through the whole fanfic.
Well...oops.
I'll try and repost these past chapters with the correct spelling, and I'll also try and spell it correctly from now on.
Oh, and three whole people suggested names for Hiei's baby! Three! That's three whole people more then I expected!
So now, thanks to baka-onna2003, themagnificentsupershay, and Random Person number 3, Hiei's baby's name is now (drum roll, please): Arina-Ryu-Shay!
It's hyphenated! YEAH FOR KIND REVIEWERS!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own YYH. (Sobs) So sad...so sad...
Chapter #12
"A girl? A girl?" Kuwabara gaped at the adorable spiky-haired little bunch in Hiei's arms. "It's weird enough that you got yourself pregnant, Hiei, but having a girl? How's she gonna fight?"
Keiko's voice, echoing from the end of the hallway, snapped, "Oh come on! Girls can fight just as well as boys you sexist, moronic, scummy, ugly, dumb, awkward, fat, revolting, stupid, Neanderthal, piece OF FILTH!!!"
Silence.
"Whatever." Yusuke shrugged, and tickled the gurgling mini Hiei. "Arina. I like it."
"Arina-Ryu-Shay," Hiei added thoughtfully. "Because of all the kind reviewers!" The others looked at him in confusion. "Thanks kind reviewers! That name sounds nice. It's hyphenated."
Hiei looked down at his baby.
His baby looked up at him.
It was such a fuzzy moment.
"Awww..." Super Lee, Kurama, and Yusuke beamed.
Kuwabara was still getting over the shock regarding Arina-Ryu-Shay's gender. "A girl? It's a girl?" He mumbled to himself over and over.
Waiting until Hiei was entirely ready to get up and continue into the factory (which took a full two minutes), they started walking down the hallway again.
Meanwhile, a plan is brewing...(Wow. Dramatic.)
Keiko watched the boys moving on screen...er, boys and baby girl moving on screen. "Genkai? They're nearing the web room."
Genkai smirked. "Make sure they enter." She paused. "And Keiko?"
"Yeah?"
"Send in the frogs."
Okay, that was a really short planning period...
They walked down the hallway.
Then they reached the end.
Then they walked back.
Then they walked to the end again.
"Is anything," Kurama wondered, "actually going to happen?"
"Maybe this is like Chinese water torture," Hiei offered, cuddling Arina- Ryu-Shay. "We're just going to walk back and forth and back and forth and back and forth until we go crazy. And then rip out each other's eyes. And eat them with cheese." Hiei's eyes narrowed. "Where is the cheese anyway?"
"I dunno." Yusuke looked around. "This is a cheese factory, but I haven't seen any of the stuff lately." He stopped. "What's that door?"
Aaaaaaaaaaand back to the bad guys! Er...girls!
"Are the targets entering the web room yet? I'm getting tired of watching them walk back and forth."
Keiko nodded. "Uh-huh." Her stomach rumbled. Wow. Random. "Hey Yukina?"
"What?"
"Pass me the potato chips."
Genkai's eye twitched. "NO EATING ON DUTY!!!"
"Jeez," Yukina said. "Oh, the boys and their baby are going in."
"Good. Is the web room ready?"
"Check." Yukina made a small check mark on her list.
"Are the locks prepared to be locked?"
"Check."
Genkai's eyes took on an evil gleam. "Are the frogs ready?"
Keiko and Yukina sang cheerfully in agreement, "CHECK!"
Back to the web room...
Yusuke peered around the room, trying to let his eyes adjust to the light. Or lack of.
"What is all this stuff?" Kurama pointed to the hundreds of ropes sprouting out of the brick walls.
BOOM! The sound of the door shutting behind them shook the walls.
"What's going on?" Kuwabara backed up against the wall.
Hiei held Arina-Ryu-Shay closer, and glared at anything that looked like it wanted to hurt her.
That rope looked so dangerous! Oooo, he better take care of it.
"Why," Super Lee asked, "is your friend chopping up that rope?"
Kuwabara focused his powers on Hiei's mind. "He thinks it's going to hurt Arina-Ryu-Shay."
"Awww..." Super Lee smiled and hugged himself. "If he wasn't chopping something up, this would be a totally cute and snuggly moment."
"Wait!" Kurama backed up against the wall, dragging Hiei, Arina-Ryu-Shay, and Yusuke with him. "I saw something!"
"What?" Hiei brandished his sword threateningly. Yes, he still had his sword. Even motherhood couldn't get killing and destruction off his mind. "What did you see?"
Kurama squinted a bit. In a tone of disbelief, he answered, "It looks like...a frog?"
Awww...ain't Hiei and Arina-Ryu-Shay cute together? Can't ya just see that psycho little demon hugging his little baby girl? (Grins through happy tears)
IT'S JUST SO FLUFFY!!!
And as to the name...heh. People suggested, and I aim to please.
