Total Drama Island Season 2

Episode 12: Boney Island

Chris is standing on top of the skull rock at boney island

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island! We had many pants that were wet after our sky dive into the lake! Tyler made the first mess-up, proving once again he can't do anything right. Then the remaining competitors climbed up the cliff trying not to fall off. And, finally, we had them hanging from a pole over a pool of ice cold water with birds and mosquitoes swarming them. In the end, the Psychotic Rhinos won. Tyler finally got the boot, but Gwen replaced him. Will Cody's alliance hold out? What will become of Noah's alliance? Find out on tonight's exciting episode of Total Drama Island!

Psychotic Rhinos

Eva, Courtney and Leshawna are up

Eva: We need to decide who to kick off next.

Courtney: DJ, obviously. He misses Bunny which gives us a reason to make him leave.

Leshawna: Plus he doesn't do much. You had to push him off the helicopter too.

Eva: I pushed most of the team off.

Courtney: Seriously, you didn't have to.

Eva: I wanted to win and we did.

Noah wakes up and throws a book at Harold, making him wake up

Noah: Harold!

Harold: What kind of book was that?

Noah: Novel. 950 pages.

Harold: Well it hurt.

Noah: We're dissolving the alliance once we hit the merge.

Harold: What for?

Noah: I talked to Cody the other day and we both agreed to dissolve our alliances once we hit the merge.

Harold: Well if we don't dissolve then we have a better chance of winning the game.

Noah: Plus Chris doesn't allow an alliance of three or more past the merge point.

Harold: Well that's dumb.

Confessional:

Noah: Just a way to trick Harold.

Maniac Monkeys

Cody, Ezekiel and Geoff are awake

Geoff: Cody, why do you willingly keep losing alliance members?

Cody: Because if your nice, which is the opposite of Heather at all times, your own alliance won't turn on you.

Ezekiel: That's right…Beth quit first and then Lindsay became her sworn enemy.

Cody: Exactly.

Gwen and Beth are awake

Gwen: Come on Beth! I didn't mean to betray you, they just came to me!

Beth: That doesn't make it okay for me to get kicked off instead of you!

Gwen: I never said that Beth!

Lindsay: Girls! Quit bickering! Beth, the game is all about elimination! So what if you didn't win? Ezekiel didn't come close to winning last season and you don't see him complaining! So SUCK IT UP AND DEAL WITH IT BETH!

Confessional:

Beth: I didn't know Lindsay could be that mean.

Confessional:

Lindsay: I didn't mean to sound like a jerk, I just wanted to prove a point. Games like this is always about elimination. so what if Gwen is safe and Beth isn't? That's her fault for not joining Cody's alliance like me and Tyler did…well, before he decided to go.

Everyone hears an air horn and goes outside

Chris: Campers, today's challenge involves making a return to Boney Island.

Confessional:

Geoff: I so didn't want to go back there. I almost made my team lose the last time. Plus that skull rock creeps me out.

Chris: Each member of each team must ride a canoe to Boney Island. Once there, leave your canoes at the beach. Then follow the map I've given you to your campsites and spend the night there. The first team to get everyone back here tomorrow wins.

The teams make their way to the beach

Cody and Geoff are in one canoe, Lindsay and Gwen in one and Ezekiel and Beth in the other

Eva and DJ are in one canoe, Courtney and Leshawna in one and Noah and Harold in the other

Chris: Ready, set, go!

The teams take off

Ezekiel: Sorry about not coming to you Beth.

Beth: Whatever.

Ezekiel: If it was me, I'd go to you.

Beth: Why?

Ezekiel: Gwen came in second last season. It wouldn't be fair if she got that far again.

Lindsay: Looks like both our boyfriends are voted off.

Gwen: If I had paid more attention to Trent this time he would still be here.

Lindsay: If Tyler wasn't a bit of a klutz he'd still be here.

DJ: So what was it like being voted off second?

Eva: The horrible sting of defeat, topped with the fact that you guys voted me off a second time!

DJ: If you hadn't been even meaner than Heather you may have been in longer.

Noah: So what are we gonna do after the merge?

Harold: I guess just vote people off who were in the alliance and see what comes.

Confessional:

Noah: I can't believe Harold believed that junk about Chris not allowing that big of an alliance after the merge. He's gonna go down faster than Owen after a big meal.

Courtney: So what are we gonna do about Eva?

Leshawna: She's to aggressive. Sista's got ta go.

Courtney: How about once we hit the merge we give her the heave ho?

Leshawna: Sounds good to me.

The two teams arrive at Boney Island

DJ: *shudders* This place gives me the creeps.

Noah: What part, the fact that it's the deadliest island in Muskoka or that it's where we're gonna spend the night?

DJ faints

Confessional:

Noah: It's the perfect plan. Convince DJ that he doesn't have the guts to finish the competition, plus he wants Bunny back which I locked up in a cage at Playa De Losers before we left. Then, thanks to my elaborate lie to Harold, he's gonna go down easily. My team last season thought I was useless? Think again!

Leshawna and Noah pull out the supplies

Leshawna: Come on ya'll we got a challenge to win.

Eva: You guys go ahead, I'll catch up.

The two teams head out and Eva walks over to the Maniac Monkeys canoes

Eva: Sorry Monkeys.

Eva punches a hole in each canoe, picks each of them up and throws them into the lake

Eva catches up to her team

Courtney: And where were you?

Eva: I was just sinking the other team's chances of victory.

Noah and Harold pitch the tent while Eva brings in firewood

Courtney and Leshawna start a fire while DJ is in the fetal position

Eva: I'm going to get more firewood.

Eva gets up and leaves

Maniac Monkeys

Ezekiel and Geoff pitch the tent, Beth gets fire wood, Cody is trying to talk to Gwen while Lindsay is getting water

Ezekiel: Does it go like this?

Geoff: No I think it goes like that with the pole in the middle.

Ezekiel: Wait, not that one!

The tent collapses and falls onto Ezekiel

Confessional:

Ezekiel: I may have been home schooled, but I did watch a documentary about American Indians and Ti-pis.

Ezekiel gets up from the messed up tent

Ezekiel: Let me handle this.

Ezekiel sets up the poles and long sticks and then puts the tarp over it with a flap open

Lindsay goes inside

Lindsay: Guys, it's much roomier than a tent!

All six go inside

Geoff: Nice man!

Ezekiel: I watched a few documentaries.

Cody and Gwen make a fire pit and start a fire

Gwen: Okay, who wants to go look for food?

No one says anything

Geoff: Me and Cody could get it.

Geoff and Cody leave the Ti-pi

Geoff: So should we get a rabbit or what?

Cody pulls out a fishing rod from behind the ti-pi

Cody: Or we could just get a fish from the lake.

Geoff: Oh yeah, right.

They head out

Psychotic Rhinos

Eva comes back dragging a dead man eating shark

Courtney: Holy shit Eva!

Eva: What? It just ate some fish so now there's even more to eat.

Noah: Oh the irony.

DJ: What irony?

Noah: It's a man eating shark and we're about to eat it.

Eva puts the shark over a fire

Leshawna: how did you kill a man eating shark and not get a single scratch?

Eva: I shaved a sasquatch, beat him up and made boots and a hat out of his fur in under ten seconds.

Harold: She has a point.

Courtney keeps turning the shark

Courtney: This thing is starting to smell pretty good.

Eva: I'll be back in a bit.

Eva leaves again

Maniac Monkeys

Geoff and Cody return with a bucket full of fish

Ezekiel: Sweet!

Ezekiel takes one and stabs a stick through it and puts it over the fire

The others do the same

Geoff: Guess what me and Cody found while we were fishing?

Ezekiel: What?

Cody: Someone punched a hole in each of our canoes and threw them into the lake!

Lindsay: What?

Geoff: Yeah! My guess is that Eva did it. Cody, Ezekiel, come with me. We got a certain Psychotic Rhinos to get revenge on.

Geoff, Cody and Ezekiel leave the ti-pi

Gwen: Beth, you know I didn't mean to leave you.

Beth: You know what? It's fine. Lindsay had a point this morning. Maybe once you guys hit the merge I'll be one of the two that returns like Izzy and Eva did.

Gwen: Doubt it.

Psychotic Rhinos

Eva lifts all three canoes and hides them behind the skull rock

Eva: That should ensure those stupid Monkeys don't destroy our canoes.

Eva hears someone coming and hides behind the same rock

Geoff: Where are the Rhinos canoes?

Ezekiel: Eva probably hid them!

Cody: We need to find those canoes!

Ezekiel looks behind a bush

Geoff and Cody are checking the rocks

Eva picks up the canoes and runs like crazy back to her campsite

2 hours later…

Geoff, Ezekiel and Cody return

Gwen: Did you find their canoes?

Geoff: No, Eva must've hidden them good.

Beth: Well now we know we're gonna lose!

Ezekiel: Let's just go to sleep and try to steal their canoes in the morning.

They all go to sleep

The next morning…

Psychotic Rhinos

Eva wakes everyone up at 5 am

Leshawna; Girl, what is your problem?

Eva: I sunk the other team's canoes last night and now they're probably gonna try to steal our canoes, so we gotta hurry up and get out of here before they wake up.

Noah: Five more minutes…

Harold jack-slaps Noah

Harold: Either you wake up or we lose this challenge!

DJ: Come on Noah, wake up!

Noah: No, just leave me here…let me sleep…

DJ: Not an option, Noah!

DJ picks Noah up

Eva: Come on guys!

Eva throws all of them in the canoes and carries them to the water

Eva drops them into the water

Eva: Now lets get the crud outa here!

They all paddle away from the island

Maniac Monkeys

They arrive at the beach shortly after the Psychotic Rhinos leave

Beth: Crap! We missed them!

Ezekiel: Guys, onto the raft!

Gwen: Excuse me?

Ezekiel: I built it last night!

They get on the raft and chase the others

Eva: Oh no you don't! We're gonna win this challenge!

Eva picks up a rock from inside the canoe and chucks it at the raft

It breaks through the wood and causes them to sink

They start swimming after them

Eva hits Geoff in the head with the paddle

Geoff starts to sink and Ezekiel grabs him

Eva: So long, Monkeys!

They arrive at the beach

Chris: Psychotic Rhinos, you have won today's challenge!

Psychotic Rhinos: Yes!

The Maniac Monkeys get onto the shore

Chris: Maniac Monkeys, twice in a row. Sucks to be you guys. Meet me at the bonfire after you vote.

Campfire

Chris: Campers, I have but 5 marshmallows on this plate. One of you will not be staying tonight. If you do not receive a marshmallow, you must immediately walk down the Dock of Shame to the Boat of Losers, and you can't come back. Ever. The first marshmallow goes to…Cody.

Cody takes it

Chris: The next two marshmallows go to Geoff and Ezekiel.

They get their marshmallows

Chris: The next marshmallow goes to…Lindsay.

Lindsay takes it

Chris: Gwen and Beth, down to you two girls. Beth, you haven't done much to get booted. Gwen, you joined an alliance to stay in the game. Either way, Beth…

Beth: Yes?

Chris: Beth, the final marshmallow goes to…Gwen!

Gwen catches it

Beth: Well, I wish I could say it was fun. See you later guys.

Beth goes to the Boat of Losers and it takes off

Chris; Well, that's one more Camper down. Will Cody's alliance hold out now that the only ones left on the team is in his alliance? Will Noah's alliance hold out? What will become of DJ? All these questions and more answered next time on Total Drama Island!

Voting

Confessional for all:

Ezekiel: You know, I may be in an alliance, and we agreed to vote off Beth, but I vote for Gwen.

Lindsay: I really miss you Tyler! You know I love you! Anyways, I vote for Beth because Gwen and Cody told me to.

Geoff: Sorry Beth. I wish it wasn't you. I know you didn't do anything to get the boot, but that's just how this game goes, right?

Beth: I've accepted I'm probably going to be eliminated tonight, but I still vote for Gwen.

Gwen: I'm sorry Beth. I know It's wrong that I'm in an alliance and you're not, but I just want to make it farther in this game.

Cody: I really wish we didn't have to come to this Beth. I didn't want to vote you off.