Disclaimer-I, Sand ~N~ Sable do not own any rights to M*A*S*H. The only character that is really mine is Maude. And Even the music that is mentioned in this story is tunes that belong to the 1950's. I wasn't even born then! And the movie that I mention in this story only made millions laugh but sadly, I have not seen that.
The next several weeks was spent with Peg given Park Sung grueling, daily therapy
on his arm. B.J. helps out Alvin on the farm as Walter goes to school.
Finally, one day, Peg comes down to the kitchen to get herself a glass of water from the kitchen sink. She stands there drinking the water and she looks out the kitchen window as she watches her young daughter play in the noonday sun by the fields.
B.J. comes in and he stands in the doorway and leans back and smiles, he still has a hard time believing that he sees her and not a nurse in Korea. He sighs with contentment and goes over to her and says,
"Hi"
She smiled and throws the rest of the water down the drain, rinses it out then turns around, leaning against the sink and says seductively,
"Hi"
He wipes his mustache then asks her,
"Want to fool around?"
She rolls her eyes then shows him her simple but beautiful wedding ring and says,
"I'm married to a wonderful guy"
He snickers then his face turns serious and he says:
"I'm going to have to leave tomorrow" "I wish we could spend some time together before I leave"
She smiles then says:
"I know but I'm spending so much time with Park Sung and I really want to successfully work with him. He is my first case ." "I understand, do you want me to take Erin with me?"
She looks at her little blond haired daughter playing outside then says:
"No, this is doing her good; being out in the country"
He looks out the window at her and he smiles then says:
"I'm just going to go finish working outside. Radar and Alvin are getting ready for their dates" "Okay, I'm fixing to go back up to Park Sung"
He leaves then and she looks back at her daughter and smiles.
Later that afternoon, B. J. is mowing the grass with a Atco Motor Mower, he is starting to turn to go around a tree when Radar comes outside dressed up in a brown suit and tie, much like he was for New Year's. He waves B.J. down, B.J. stops and asks,
"Yes, Radar?" "B.J., you don't have to do that, I mean, you shouldn't be doing it"
He waves him off then says,
"I just have this little patch here left to do, it keeps me busy while Peg's busy upstairs" "I know, but it just makes me feel funny"
At that time, Alvin comes along in his red suit and tie and B.J. gives a wolf whistle and Alvin says:
"Oh, shut up" "It's just that I have never seen you dress up like that"
Alvin fidgets with the tie then says:
"Well, don't get used to it. It's just something for the ladies tonight" "Ladies like to see their men dress up" "Yeah well, they should like other things besides dressing me up like a doll"
B.J. and Radar snicker and Radar says,
"Alvin and I are going to take the girls to a movie tonight"
Just t hen B.J. has a thought then says:
"Hey! I got something for both you guys to wear on those suits tonight, let me go up to my room and get it"
B.J. gets off the mower to go in the house and Alvin looks at Radar and smiles.
A few minutes later, B.J. opens the window on his room on the second stairs and hollers out,
"Hey Alvin!"
Alvin gets up and goes to the front lawn and looks up and says,
"Yeah?"
B.J. looks back in the room then back to Alvin and with his thumb, points back and asks:
"Why is your suitcase and clothes up here?"
Alvin shrugs his shoulders then says,
"I'm spending the night up there tonight" "Why?
Alvin just shrugs his shoulders then says,
"You'll see, now just get down here with whatever you got for us man, the girls will be here soon"
Alvin goes to sit down in t he porch swing and B.J. comes out with two round gold lapel pins and Alvin moans and says:
"Oh man, you're going to put jewelry on me now?"
B.J. shakes his head and puts one on Walter then he moves to Alvin and says:
"Now, don't move or I'll pin this to your nose and Maude will never go out with you again"
Alvin sighs while B.J. puts it on and just as he finishes, Patty and Maude come up the walk in both very attractive dresses of that day. Walter smiles and gives a small bow while Alvin gives a lone wolf whistle. Maude blushes and just as B.J. goes inside, Alvin says,
"Oh, B.J., I was to give this to you" "What?"
Alvin pulls out a white envelope out of his jacket and hands it to him and on front in a woman's handwriting is 'B.J.' and Alvin says:
"This"
B.J. looks bewildered but takes it and just before he opens it, Mrs. O'Reilly comes out in a pleasant dress of hers and a black pillbox hat on and Walter asks,
"Where are you going ma?"
His mother stops and takes a deep breath and says:
"Mister Sims is coming to pick me up to take us to get sno-cones over at Lockport and then he's treating me to a movie"
Walter looks shocked then says:
"But Ma! It's already 5 o'clock!" "So? You are going out at 5 o'clock" "That's different!"
"Oh? How?"
He shrinks back in embarrassment and says:
"Well, uh…" "Exactly…"
Just then a black car drives up and he stops the car and a elderly gentleman steps out and goes over and opens the door for Edna and she says,
"Don't wait up for me"
Walter looks shocked but she goes on and quickly slides into the car with Mister Sims and they drive off.
Back on the porch, Walter looks downcast like a sullen child and he mutters:
"He hasn't been around in a few weeks, I thought maybe something happened"
Patty looks at Maude and Alvin then says to Walter:
"Walter, are you going to deny your mother some happiness?" "Well, no but…."
"No buts, now come on"
Maude speaks up then says:
"We're going to go see that new movie, 'Three ring Circus' with Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis" "
Patty then says,
"That will cheer you up"
Alvin then speaks up and says,
"I even hear that Zsa Zsa Gabor is in it…."
Maude turns around and just looks at him and he says in a smaller voice:
"I hear"
Radar smiles then says:
"Hey! We can go watch the movies over at Lockport!"
Patty puts her hands on her hips and says:
"Walter"
Walter looks at Maude and Alvin and they shake their heads and knowing he's defeated, Walter says,
"Let's go"
Radar and Alvin take the girls on out t o the car and B.J. smiles and says,
"Have fun kids"
He then opens the letter and reads it-Dear B.J., I asked Alvin to give this to you. Please meet me at 7:00 in the guesthouse. Peg
He closes the letter and smiles.
B.J. goes back to finishing the small amount of lawn mowing then when he goes and parks the lawn mower. He gets off and goes inside and up to his room or rather, what will be Alvin's room for the night. He just goes into the adjoining bathroom and pours himself some bath water and gets ready for his date.
He later dresses himself in a nice three piece suit he has with him. Puts on cologne, looks at the alarm clock beside the bed that has one hand on the 6 and the minute hand on the 49 mark he mutters to himself,
"Peg doesn't like it if I'm early"
So he checks his face one more time for amoralities then he gives himself a wink and a sharp nod then off he goes. He stops outside the back kitchen door and looks at Mrs. O'Reilly's yellow daisies and picks one and puts it in his lapel. The slowly strides up to the door and knocks.
Peg takes her time coming to the door and when she opens the door, B.J. loses his breath. Peg stands there in a beautiful, drop dead gorgeous dark blue dress of satin material. It has a deep, plunging v neck neckline and the bottom half flares out in creases. B. J. walks in and he admires Peg's stunning beauty that night, she has her shoulder length hair fixed just right and her make up done stunning. B.J. blows his wife a kiss and it is then that he hears slow jazz planning on the phonograph.
He watches as Peg gives a sly smile and waltzes over to the small table that she has set up for them with two candles and a beautiful table setting and a chicken dish on the plate with a side of green beans.
He asks her,
"When did you set this up?" "Today….with some help"
He eyes the plate then asks,
"You fixed this?"
She pops open a bottle of champagne then says in a playful tone,
"What do you think?" "Ha Ha, no wonder Mrs. O' Reilly wouldn't let me in the kitchen" "It's called Chicken Cordon Bleu" "It looks good but um, where's Erin?"
She pours them each a glass then says,
"Did you ever met Mrs. O'Reilly's neighbor, Mrs. Taylor? She's really a delight, she's taking care of Erin tonight" "You left Park Sung early to do this?" "Park Sung and I had a really good session today so I felt he could use some time off….so we could be together"
They twist their arms around each other then take a sip then she says,
"Sit and eat"
He smiles and they both sit down and slowly start eating and having good conversation with each other.
After they eat the main course, B.J. sits back and says,
"That was a mighty good meal, I'll have to thank Mrs. O' Reilly"
Peg puts on a sultry pout look and says,
"What about me? It was my idea"
He laughs and says,
"Okay, I'll have to thank you" "How?"
He leans over and gives her a kiss then she says,
"Let me go get dessert" "Dessert?" "Yes"
She gets up and goes to the kitchen and comes out with a sinfully delicious looking chocolate cake and she sits it down and slices them both a piece and he takes a bite then closes his eyes and says,
"Um—um! So good! Can I thank Radar's mother for this one too?" "I can read directions"
He laughs and they eat the cake.
Five minutes later after they eat the cake, Peg suddenly stands up and asks her husband,
"I'm going to go call and check on Erin, can you clear the table, honey?"
He shakes his head and she kisses him then dashes up the stairs and he mumbles to himself,
"Guess the date night is over"
He blows out the candles and gets the dishes then a few minutes later when his back is still turned to the table as he is straightening up he begins to hear the bright, beautiful song Unforgettable by Nat King Cole and he turns around and he nearly loses his breath and heart again as he sees his wife in a sheer pink nightgown with a DEEP V shaped neckline, the straps are made of lace and it has a princess drop waistline and it stops at the knee.
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M
He starts to speak, at first, he can't find his voice but then he does and asks:
"I thought you were going to check on Erin" "I did, and she's already asleep" "She's uh, going to sleep early lately" "Uh huh, she's been doing so much playing out here"
She finally gets to him and reaches up on her tip toes and kisses him. He picks her up so the kiss can get deeper and stronger.
She steps back so he can admire the 'view' some more. He really notices how sheer her dress is, when she steps back he can see her swelling, round breasts and the rosebud tip coming out of them. His eyes travel down to her flat belly then he sees the perfectly shaped hips then he realizes to his full delight that his wife wears no underwear underneath the gown!
His breath gets quicker in between breaths and she crosses her legs and he sees the smoothness of her skin, she kicks off her shoes and helps him take off his jacket and undoes his bow tie then she stands back up and says,
"You'll have to do the rest….I got other things to do"
She reaches up and brushes the lacy straps off and the gown falls at her feet and she is totally nude in front of him. B.J. groans and he feels himself slowly getting a hard on then he quickly takes off his shirt and Peg gets between his legs and presses her body against his and gently rubs her breasts against his bare chest and he sighs then his hands go to her round jewels and gently starts massaging them. She groans and whispers,
"B.J. I love you and want to show you"
He looks around and sees Alvin's bed, sweeps his wife up in his arms and with great strides in his walk, takes her over to the bed and gently lays her down. He then starts to take off his pants but before he does, she feels for the huge rock in his pants and gently squeezes as if squeezing a orange and he groans then says,
"Peg, if you don't stop…."
She giggles like a schoolgirl while he takes off his pants and underwear. She rubs her legs against his thigh and B.J. realizes how her chest is heaving up and down, she opens her legs and he settles himself in between them and just looks down at her whole body , slowly with his eyes. Then before he can do anything, she reaches for his hand and places it on her private area that only he can enter. His heart feels like its going to explode and he slowly moves his thumb in a certain area on her. She reaches for the sheets and pulls and lets out a small scream.
He then lays down on top of her, slowly and gently and she feels his manhood searching for a entrance then when it happens, they each move in slow rhythms with each other Her hands explore his back then without warning, he starts moving faster and faster until they both scream in utter pleasure.
All they hear finally is their rapid breathing and the sounds of the record player clicking off.
