The first thing Paula asked me was, "But how do you plan to get back up from the basement?" I answered, "Easy, I can try to climb up that pillar; it's all I've got." Of course, I tried to climb it only to fail 8 times, slipping down each time. Paula, fluttering over to me asked, "May I help you? It's funny when you fail. Try making it to the point you can, then grab on to me!" I nervously accepted, and managed to make it half-way before starting to slip, then Paula fluttered over and yelled, "Grab on, Matt!" I was internally freaking about whether to jump or not, but I did (after slipping to a third of the way up from one half.) Paula managed to carry me out, and despite the fatigue, did it. "Whoa, nelly! You weigh a ton!" she exclaimed. "Actually, 124.4 pounds," I corrected. Paula just stared at me blankly and asked, exasperatedly, "May we look for Team Plasma and find out who those suckers are? And what they want?" Unfortunately, an all too familiar voice shouted, "Well, you've got yourself the right suckers you needed here!" Whitney!

I then explained to Paula, "See those dopes in emerald-green outfits? You are staring at the two people who are bigger pains in the butt than my obnoxious sisters?" Blake noticed me and complained, "Says the fool who calls us commies and has no idea about—" Paula, seeming to know everything about me (OK, I will not sleep well tonight) answered, "He does it as a metaphor. And despite having been in a long sleep, I know lots about him such as his fear of—" I cut her off and then asked Team Plagiarism, "Well, why on earth are you coming here! Enjoy the scenery, or stalk me and annoy me?" Whitney answered, "No, that's Blake's job, but I apologize if I do it myself. However, this Pokémon which you have nicknamed 'Paula' is what we are seeking!" Well, I just made a serious screwup, I thought. Yes, I blushed, and Paula looked at me in a "are you kidding me" face. "We're not going down without fight!" yelled Paula. "Why do you even want to use me?" she asked. "Well, you just made me feel embarrassed the way you phrased that, but I'll explain it in 10 seconds flat," responded Blake. "Our leader wants the power to enforce his ideals over Unova. You have it, we want it!" he exclaimed. "It seems we need a fight, so, we get it!" Yep, battle time.

My first move was this: keep out Paula and send Steve in. Team Plasma had two Pokémon I had hadn't seen a single type of since I got over my fear of marching bands. I asked Paula what they were and she answered, "That, my friend, is a Dark and Fighting type Pokémon known as Scraggy. I have no idea how I'll fare against it, but you know what to do… right?" Uh… of course. I commanded, "Steve, Rock Blast the left one. And Paula, do something to the one on the right!" While Steve found normal damage to the one, Paula had the center of attention with her move: It seems she was flexing her muscles, but actually was charging up a crud-ton of electricity. Paula then shouted, "Fusion Bolt!" Instantly afterwards, she rose into the air, covered in plasma blue electricity. Paula levitated for a few seconds, looking for which Scraggy to target. "Have at me!" she shouted as she tackled at the one I had Steve leave alone. It didn't survive, much to Blake's shock. "Woahmagosh, better switch, do so as well, Whitney!" And then they both sent in Sandile, with Whitney joking, "Gee, we just made a stupid move. What usage is an Electric resistance or super-effectiveness on both your friend's types?" Meanwhile, I made a secret switch to Sakurai, and had him Sing to one of the Sandile. I then asked Paula, "Got any bright ideas?" Paula answered, "Yes. I shall show it to you!" She took a look at the one Sandile I had Sakurai sing to—then began to breathe a blue flame at it! "I thought only Reshiram could do that!" exclaimed Whitney. Which event is it, she was probably wondering. Blake then cried out, "I surrender! Matt, you and Paula are such a good team, I soiled my underwear!"

Whitney looked at Blake and yelled, "Are you kidding me!? We are not giving up!" Then, Blake's phone rang (once again, I told it from the ringtone.) and he picked it up and nervously said, "Uh… Lord N, it's you." Not long after came an unintelligible yelling from the phone, and Blake sighed, "We didn't get the memo." I could actually hear N yelling, "That's because you're too bloody lazy to check your inbox! If Matt stopped you, may I speak with him?" I then got on the phone with N.

"Hello," I began. N said, "So, with the help of Victini, you stopped the two idiots who gave you a heck of a time. Thanks for that, I sent to them massive amounts of messages to tell them the plans were cancelled. I look forward to our next meeting. See you soon, and tell Victini I said hello." He then hung up. Whitney apologized, then said, "We'll leave ASAP!"

After leaving, I began to say farewell to Paula. "This was really fun, but I shouldn't carry a legendary around with me for now. People may get suspicious." Paula then replied, "It's ok. I will soon go back into my very long sleep, but I'll still remember this moment." Paula actually gave me a hug, which I had no idea how to react to. I then realized, "I'll miss you as well. By the way, the person I was talking to on the telephone says hi." Paula then said, "I'll remember that. Well, I think this is really farewell, so… uh… Bye…" It was difficult, but I ended up leaving. I still had Sakurai out from battle, so when he asked, "Puff?" I answered, "That, my friend, is called loss. It comes, and you have to deal with it. We should go back on the boat…"