Dear readers,
Since it took me so long to update last time, I've decided to update quickly this time to make up for it. So…here's the next chapter. I hope you enjoy it! And reviews would be appreciated…they're the only thing that keeps me going these days…just kidding. But they are pretty nice. Okay, here's the story:
After plunging through the earth's atmosphere at unimaginable speeds, we find our "friends" drifting through the vast vacuum known as "space." I assume it's because it is just a big space in the universe…yeah, that might have something to do with it. But anyway, as in many fictional stories, they were able to breath in said space. (I recommend that you do not try this in space, because it may result in death.)
"My dreams have finally come true!" Ragetti screamed. "I can fly!!!" He flapped his arms in the weightless air and spun in circles, bursting with joy.
"Actually, I think we're in space," the one who has formerly been known as the Governator said.
"Groovy, baby," Austin said, smiling.
Soon, the characters moved towards the moon, being pulled by its gravity. They landed on the grayish soil after a while. Not really knowing what to do next, the "friends" played around, experimenting with the low gravity level.
Suddenly, they saw a creature emerging from a crater. It was dressed in white, and its head was large and circular. There was a panel on the front of the head that seemed to be made out of glass. It approached them slowly, seeming cautious. As it got closer, a static filled sound came out of it. "Houston, we have a problem," it said. It was Neil Armstrong.
"Who's Houston?" Elizabeth asked. Neil looked at her without answering.
"It seems there are people up here with me," he said into a walkie-talkie. Laughing came from the device, and Neil sighed.
"Hey can I try that?" Ragetti asked, approaching Neil. The astronaut handed him the walkie-talkie.
"Hi, Mom!" Ragetti said into it. "I know you're still mad at me for leaving and becoming a pirate, but I just want to say, I'm sorry!" He began blubbering, and the one formally known as the Governator took it out of his hand.
"Luke, I am your father!" he said into it. Then, the Tin Block, who had grown quite hungry, pulled it out of his hand.
"Hi, can I order a large with extra cheese, pepperoni, sausage, ketchup, ice cream, and a diced sock?" he asked, his mouth beginning to water. Everyone looked at him curiously.
Suddenly, a small object began to come into view. As he got closer, they noticed that he was a small toy, and he was singing.
"You've got a friend in me," he said gesturing to the group and then to himself. "You've got a friend in me. When the road is…rough ahead, and you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed…You just remember what your old pal said, oh you've got a friend in me. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da."
"Who are you?" someone asked when he had stopped singing.
"Buzz Lightyear, of Star Command," he answered proudly. Suddenly, there was a loud explosion and Buzz was blasted out to space. "To infinity and beyond!" he yelled. Ragetti stood over a smoking cannon (that had appeared out of nowhere as usual).
"Why are you always blasting people away?" Jack Sparrow (who just happens to be a CAPTIAN!!!) asked angrily. Ragetti shrugged.
"It's fun," he said simply.
Suddenly, they came to the edge of a huge crater, that was deeper than the Grand Canyon (in all it's grandness). There, they found a girl named Rose crying beside a huge, broken ship. "What happened?!" Elizabeth asked her.
"We hit an iceberg!" she cried.
"Hi, I'm Jack," the one formally known as the Governator said, walking up to her.
"Oh, Jack!" she cried falling into his arms.
At that moment, the ground below them started to crack, and the one formally known as the Governator began to fall into the crater, but Rose caught his hand. "I'll never let you go, Jack!" she cried. But then she did. "Oh, sorry about that!" she called as he slowly started falling into the crater.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" he cried.
After a few hours of falling very slowly (due to the low gravity), Jack gently landed on the bottom of the crater. "What were you thinking right before you hit the ground?!?!" a penguin with a microphone suddenly asked him.
"Uh…I was thinking that I want an ice cream cone," the one formerly known as the Governator explained.
"Thank you, One Who Falls From Sky," the penguin said.
"Uh…okay," the Governator answered.
Back out of the crater, everyone was still sitting, flying, flipping, and eating Frosted Flakes as usual.
At that moment, some random ship (that happened to be very pretty) from Star Wars flew over to the moon. Beside it was another ship that was called "Little Dog" for some reason. Suddenly, the ship blasted them with its laser beam, sending them catapulting back toward Earth. "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!" Ragetti shouted, shaking his fist.
Sorry, folks, that's all we have time for today. But tune in next week for more exciting adventures with the Black Pearl and the Yellow Submarine! (although they are not at all part of the adventure, and I'm not sure if I will be able to update by next week…)
