Ten Twilight Excuses For...Getting Fired
AN – Sorry I've been slow on the update, Chirstmas etc., and thanks to 1901 for the awesome suggestion! Keep them coming, I'll do them! Review and enjoy!
I haven't been day dreaming, I keep seeing the future! I'd step away from that light if I were you...
These are not doodling, these are battle plans for the vampires from the south, I can't work if I'm dead
Alice told me this was going to happen, so what is the point in drawing it out any longer
It's pretty easy to read that you're having an affair. It was my duty to let your wife know
Ah but you only feel like you want to fire me...
I'm not ready to retire, I'm 20! I know I was twenty ten years ago but I can explain!
Work? I'd rather give myself a manicure and lower people's self esteem, that's far more important
Chelsea's undoing your ties to me as an employee, resist!
Scaring the customers? Just because they can't take a joke, or my fabulous muscles
Is this because my nametag read 'hello, I'm James, I'm going to hunt down your loved ones and drink them dry, then kill you too'?
AN – Sorry if some of these ones were a bit 'what the fudge?' Christmas fevers getting to me...CRACKERS! ;D
