Prank Wars

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(RPOV)

Day One

when we finally made it to our house, we droped the girls stuff off and headed to the store to pick up some materials. I parked into the wal-mart parking lot and we all got out and went inside. I turned aaround and said "Ok ladies, we have a busy day today so lets get three shopping carts and head out, and lets stay together so we don't buy the same thing 3 times or so." Rosalie looked puzzled and asked "why three carts?" then mia said "Trust us we'll need them." We first stopped in the isle were the birthday stuff was and started filling the carts with ALOT of silly string, colored feathers,and a pinata, and a spray gun, then we went to the isle were all the crayons were and got regular glue, super glue, a couple boxes of permanent markers, scissors, and colored paper, then we went to isle that had all the paint and grabed a couple cans of spray paint, and clear plastic string, "hey mia how many containers of paint do u think we need to get?" I asked. She pondered for maybe 2 mins and said "better go with three. Never know when we need more." I nodded and grabed three containers and put them on the conter and asked "can I have this container in neon yellow, this container a neon pink, and this container a neon green?" the worker smiled up at me and said "of course, it'll take maybe 20 minutes." i smiled and said "alright we'll get them when were done shopping.' he nodded and we went on our ways.

We were in the ice cream isle putting a bunch of ice cream in our carts when we saw the boys walking down the isle toward us. They wern't really paying attention to us so rosalie made a coughing noise and they finally looked up at us. Or rather our carts, they gulped at the sight of our carts full of stuff and then looked down at their cart, which so you know is only one. I Smiled and said "long time no see guys, please tell me your getting more stuff than that." Then seth said " Ofcourse we are..we just planing it seperately." I laughed and said "you do that. Um we gotta go. You know plan and stuff." they nodded, looked at our carts one more time and then left the isle, we couldn't take it anymore and started to laugh our butts off. After about 8 minutes of laughing we finally left to get our paint and then went to go pay for our stuff. Once home we quickly took our stuff inside and got down to buisness.

We were putting stuff together when rosalie asked " hey rose?" I looked up to see rosalie holding up the pinata asking me what it was for and I said "to put the colored feathers in." and she nodded. After putting some stuff together I stood up and said " ok ladies time to take action, heres what we'll do first" I pointed at the spray paint and the markers and spray gun and said "We need to take all the ink out of the permanent markers and load them into the spray guns, and we need the spray paint to paint their cars with." "But how do we go unoticed?" asked bella and I said "we'll go invisible, run there and secretly spray their cars and set up the guns to where there hiding but when they open the door to walk out to their cars, they'll pull a clear plastc string, making the spray guns spray them in the face." they all smiled and nodded and I said "lets do this." After everything was set, we ran to the boys territori and stopped a couple feet short from the house and mia turned around and said "Bella put your mental shield around us so edward dosen't cheat and rose and I will make everyone invisible so we can work without them seeing us."

Rosalie, Alice, and bella worked on their cars while mia, nessie, and I set up the guns, angeling them just right so that the guns will spray directly into their faces. When finished we walked over to see what the girls put and burst into giggles at what they put. On edward's car they put: flash if you like cookies! on Emmetts car they put: Give me a call if you want to have a good time and then put his number at the bottom, on Jasper's car they put in a cheer kind of way: I like men, yes I do, I like men, how bout you? and on seth and brady's car they put: honk if you think this car is girly. Thr boy's car was pretty girly i really don't know why they got it in the first place, well anyways when we were finished, we hid in the forest again and i qued alice to scream "Holy crap! look at your guys cars!" they immedietly ran out, making the guns to drench them with different permanent marker colors. They looked halarious, but what really made us start to laugh is when they went over to their cars and saw what we put and their faces were priceless! we couldn't take it anymore, we ran ou tof the forest laughing our butt's off to the point where nessie was in tears. Then the adult sran out, saw the boys, thier cars, and then looked at us laughing and then they burst out laughing.

After the laughing died down the boys were astonished and couldn't even get on word out so I said "Sorry boys but the spray paint has a special coating in it so it won't come off 'till oh maybe about a ouple days and the markers are permanent and thats gonna be hard to get off to." they looked super mad, embarassed, and shocked and thats when mia said "Your the ones who wanted a prank war. And you only have a week to finish all your pranks or else we win, oh and if you finish early then that counts as a win also." they nodded and went into the house and we ran back to ours.

Day Two

I woke up and went to shower. When I was done I changed into a pair of distressed jeans with different colored plaid patches on them and then changed into a light pink ling sleeved shirt with light brown uggs, I then let my my hair down in it's natural waves and put on make-up that had a natural look to it. When I was done I heard a scream from down stair. I sprinted down stairs to find all the girls except nessie and me covered in chocolate syrup. The boys walked through the door looking all accomlpished and said "oooohhh we totaly got you!" And then I said "We'll atleast they can wash the syrup off you idiots!" Then we started to smirk and Mia said "oh just wait see what we have instored for you guys." They turned really white and darted out the door. I looked at the girls and said "You guys go wash up, nessie and I will clean this mess and start on our projects." they nodded and went up stairs. When we finished cleaning Nessie and I got down to work. Nessie was pouring the glue in buckets and I was putting all the feathers into the pinata when the girls came down stairs to see what we were doing they immediatly started to help. When finished we ran to the boys territori while they were taking showers and set up the glue and feathers, and I made them turn invisible so they couldn't see them and hid ourselves aswell and wait for them to come down. Maybe after about 10 minutes they all finally came down stairs and right into our trap. As soon as they were in the right place nessie pulled the rope causing the glue to soak them and then Rosalie then proceded to pull the rope attached to the pinata and feathers go every where, but mostly on them,. When every thing settled down we got a good look at them and they looked like colorful chickens. We smirked at them saying "You better hurry up guys we only have about two pranks left and we win." and with that we went back to our place.

Day Three

We were up all night working on our second to last project. Which consisted of the colored paper soaking in the super glue, we used the scissors to cut little stars into the colored paper and set it up. and then called them over saying that we forfeit and that we have to give them the 'award'. It only took them only 5 minutes to get their looking all happy and victorious, we pretended to look said and I went over and said "Ok guys the award is over here so if you just follow me." I led them into the front of the house and when they were in the right spot, I gave the signal and mia let go of the rope making the buckets of glue and colored paper fly alll over them. We started to laugh really really hard but stoped when the boys pulled out little guns and sprayed us with marker ink. Then they started to laugh until rosalie said "Atleast this is washable marker, You guys have super glue on and you can't take showers here so you have to go home like that." Their smiles turned to frowns and I laughed and said "Looks like we've out smarted you guys again now go we have to take showers." They left and while we took our showers.

Day Four

After our showers We went to set up our last prank which was the neon pain and the silly string. What we were gonna do is is have the adults call them outside and me, mia, and alice will be on the roof to dump the paint on them, and rosalie, bella, and nessie will run up to them and spray the silly string in their faces. Once there we told the adults about and they agreed. "Hey guys get out here we have an aren for you guys to do!" yelled esme, and they ran out and we dumped the paint all over them and then the others sprayed the silly string alll over them. The sight was hilarious and when we jumped off the roof we stood next to the other girls and smirked at them and I said "We used up all of our prank materials so it looks like we win and you lose, told you we were the best." and mia said "yea never mess with us when it comes to pranks guys, you are now forever warned." the boys nodded signaling that we did indeed won and we all went inside with anna and justin saying "We told you guys that they were pros, but you've learned you lessons so now you can take a shower." About an hour or so later we were all in the living room watching a movie. Jake came over and nessie was sleeping in his lap, mia, brady, jasper and alice were laying on the floor, em, rose, bells, and edward were on the couch, the adults on the love seat, and seth and and I were sitting on the rocking chair cuddling. "Today has been a nice and funn day don't you think?" I asked he chuckled and nodded hugging me tighter and kissing my forehead. We watched movies and goofed afround for the rest of the day, which got me thinking what tomorrows gonna be like.

Soo what do you guys think?

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Yours Truly,

Volturiqueen