A/N:

Keely has now changed to Sasha. And she's now O'Neill niece…well because I can. Anywayyy…

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Sorry for the long wait. Stargate kinda took a back seat of being a fandom. But Hey it comes and goes :D

SGC – Chapter 12

Rule # 102: No learning a language for the sole purpose of arguing

{ That was a bit awkward }

{ Daniel and I took it upon ourselves to learn Tokra ism.}

{ Just so we could yell at each other across the hall with no one having a clue with what we were talking about. }

{ Although Jack and I did that a couple of years ago. }

Rule # 103: Whenever Jonas comes to visit, I am no longer allowed to stand waiting in the gate room.

{ I nearly shot someone when they said I wasn't allowed. }

{ I tackled him EVERY time he comes over }

Rule # 104: No making up various characters just to alarm the Jafar.

{ I have a best friend called Old Spice }

{ It's funny when I start talking to 'him' when they're around. }

Rule # 105: Quotes from Barnyard, be it the movie or the show, are strictly prohibited.

*"I got a pulse….Wheeee

*"I am medicated for a chemical imbalance, so don't you sit there and call me crazy.

{ Oh Sam, you never fail to make me laugh like an idiot. }

*"She seems nice…or,wait, notnice. What's the word? It's in the tip of my tongue…oh yeah Dangerously insane!

{ Jack got hit on the back of the head from Adria }

*"Hellloooooooo day! Don't chew on my shoes!

{ Me…Ha! }

*"Oh that's the opposite of good…."

{ Jonas.. }

{ "Holy Crap run! }

*"Sweet bleeding dirt!"

{ Jack. }

{ I lost it completely when he yelled that! }

*"Que the anamontronic hainsaw wielding scarecrow!"

{ I actually buil one and it ended up going somewhat haywire. }

{ Luckily, Old Cam took it out with one shot… }

{ General Landry not happy with me… }

*"Ahh zip it and eat your popcorn…"

{ Sam }

*"I'll form a conga line!"

{ Yeah, Daniel, I'm all for that but I doubt that'll stop the Ori from attacking… }

{ Although the thought of them doing the conga is enough to make anyone pass out with laughter! }

*"I blame the liberal media!"

*"I have since though of a plan!"

{ Jonas…on that very faitful day I invited him to my school reunion. }

*"I am much too excited to hear you!"

{ Teal'C about to fire his staff….everytime. }

*"Why am I tied to a tree? I must've been naughty…"

{ Jack was literally tied to a tree }

{ As to how he got there…my guess is Vala and Sam. }

{ or he was really naughty. }

Rule # 106: No head licking

{ I had NO IDEA what Martouf was thinking. }

{ Just standing around one day and then BAM! Mar grabbed Jack's face and licking his hair. }

{ Everyone who was around, was awkwardly disturbed. }

{ then you could hear Jack squeal like a girl. }

{ "Ewwww get it off get it off get it off }