A/N:
Keely has now changed to Sasha. And she's now O'Neill niece…well because I can. Anywayyy…
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't want to…maybe. Okay yeah I do.
Sorry for the long wait. Stargate kinda took a back seat of being a fandom. But Hey it comes and goes :D
SGC – Chapter 12
Rule # 102: No learning a language for the sole purpose of arguing
{ That was a bit awkward }
{ Daniel and I took it upon ourselves to learn Tokra ism.}
{ Just so we could yell at each other across the hall with no one having a clue with what we were talking about. }
{ Although Jack and I did that a couple of years ago. }
Rule # 103: Whenever Jonas comes to visit, I am no longer allowed to stand waiting in the gate room.
{ I nearly shot someone when they said I wasn't allowed. }
{ I tackled him EVERY time he comes over }
Rule # 104: No making up various characters just to alarm the Jafar.
{ I have a best friend called Old Spice }
{ It's funny when I start talking to 'him' when they're around. }
Rule # 105: Quotes from Barnyard, be it the movie or the show, are strictly prohibited.
*"I got a pulse….Wheeee
*"I am medicated for a chemical imbalance, so don't you sit there and call me crazy.
{ Oh Sam, you never fail to make me laugh like an idiot. }
*"She seems nice…or,wait, notnice. What's the word? It's in the tip of my tongue…oh yeah Dangerously insane!
{ Jack got hit on the back of the head from Adria }
*"Hellloooooooo day! Don't chew on my shoes!
{ Me…Ha! }
*"Oh that's the opposite of good…."
{ Jonas.. }
{ "Holy Crap run! }
*"Sweet bleeding dirt!"
{ Jack. }
{ I lost it completely when he yelled that! }
*"Que the anamontronic hainsaw wielding scarecrow!"
{ I actually buil one and it ended up going somewhat haywire. }
{ Luckily, Old Cam took it out with one shot… }
{ General Landry not happy with me… }
*"Ahh zip it and eat your popcorn…"
{ Sam }
*"I'll form a conga line!"
{ Yeah, Daniel, I'm all for that but I doubt that'll stop the Ori from attacking… }
{ Although the thought of them doing the conga is enough to make anyone pass out with laughter! }
*"I blame the liberal media!"
*"I have since though of a plan!"
{ Jonas…on that very faitful day I invited him to my school reunion. }
*"I am much too excited to hear you!"
{ Teal'C about to fire his staff….everytime. }
*"Why am I tied to a tree? I must've been naughty…"
{ Jack was literally tied to a tree }
{ As to how he got there…my guess is Vala and Sam. }
{ or he was really naughty. }
Rule # 106: No head licking
{ I had NO IDEA what Martouf was thinking. }
{ Just standing around one day and then BAM! Mar grabbed Jack's face and licking his hair. }
{ Everyone who was around, was awkwardly disturbed. }
{ then you could hear Jack squeal like a girl. }
{ "Ewwww get it off get it off get it off }
