Trying to Seduce

"Oh now where the hell are we?" moaned Daffy.

The tunes found themselves in a gloomy basement and strange noises could be heard from upstairs. "This place is creepy..." commented Winnie as she clung onto her father.

"Yeah, but not as creepy as the noises coming from upstairs!"

"What, on earf is going on up fer?"

"I say we go and check," grunted Taz.

Everybody turned to Taz in shock. They never knew he could talk English. "Oh my god for once in my life I actually understood what Taz said!" exclaimed Daffy.

"Yeah, yeah I can talk English; big whoop...the funny thing is I kept you believing that I could talk jibba jabba for so long, ha losers!"

Daffy turned red with anger. "No-one calls me a loser pal!" He approached Taz in rage, but Winston stopped him.

"Daff, for the love of God, chill...if you wanna show how tough you are, why don't you lead the way upstairs," he said.

The duck raised an eyebrow and showed slight fear in his eyes. "I, I can lead the way...of course...I can," he stuttered.

"Ok...after you then Daff," said Winston.

The duck reluctantly move towards the basement's exit and the rest slowly followed.

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"You know what, Lola? I couldn't care less if you live or die...I gave my heart to you, but you threw it away...therefore you must die!" spat Mithradatos. The guards loaded their guns at the ready.

Swackhammer leaned forward to Lola. "Lola was this all part of your plan?" he muttered.

"Errr, no, not exactly."

"Once you two are dead...the rest of your 'chums' will be trapped in that time machine forever and soon enough the Looney Tunes will be forgotten." The moose grinned evilly. "In 3...2...1, fire!"

Swackhammer and Lola shut their eyes awaiting the impact of the bullets. However all they heard was someone entering the room, which distracted all the guards from their target. The girl bunny and alien opened their eyes and to their astonishment they saw a sexy, young duck had entered the room.

The guards instantly were head over heels in love, however Mithradatos was suspicious. "Who on earth are you?"

The duck giggled. "You don't remember me boss? I was that nasty witch you got from the 16th Century." Her voice sounded a bit weird, it was very squeaky and was quite irritating to listen to. However that didn't stop the guards from gazing at her with heart-shaped eyes.

"I didn't steal any witches from the 16th Century, I just stole some of their potions," replied the moose.

The lady duck looked a bit awkward. "Well...then...you must have very bad memory."

"You know what...yeah now I remember!" said the moose; however there was slight sarcasm in his voice. "Hey guys? Don't you think it's hot on here? Let's turn the fan on shall we?"

Mithradatos walked over to a rusty old fan attached to the wall, he flicked it on and its force was immense! So immense that the lady duck's clothes flew off revealing Daffy Duck with a wig and a bit of make up on. Swackhammer was confused, Lola was relieved to see Daffy and the guards were in disgust because they had just fallen in love with Daffy Duck dressed up as a woman.

"I knew it! You really think I'm stupid don't you Mr Duck?" sneered Mithradatos. The guards all aimed their guns at Daffy and the helpless duck swallowed hard. Suddenly the moose realised one of his guards was without a gun. "Spud? Where is your gun?"

"That ugly thing in the corner just took it off me and ate it!" replied Spud.

"What ugly thing!?"

Spud pointed in the corner and everybody's head turned. To their surprise it was Taz. "What? I was hungry!" he grunted.

Before anybody could say anything else, Wile E, Bugs, Winnie and Winston burst through the door with laser tech guns.

"Sorry guys, I tried my best to seduce Mithradatos, but he just wasn't buying it!" said Daffy. "I told you it was a bad idea!"

"Yeah you're right, we'll use someone who is actually good looking next time," commented Winston.

"Alright this is a stick up! Everybody drop your weapons and line up against the wall!" exclaimed Bugs who was wearing some very classy shades (God knows where he got them!).

Lola's heart filled with joy. "Bugs!?"

"Heya honey," he replied casually.

All the guards threw their guns up in the air and ran like cowards to the wall. Mithradatos buried his head in his hands. "Oh my God, I've hired a bunch of sissies!"

Winnie aimed her gun at Mithradatos. "You too Grandpa! Get your ass up against that wall!"

The moose smiled. "Pa! I don't take orders from girls."

Wile E stepped forward with his gun. "Alright take the order from me then. Get up against the wall!"

"Like I said, I don't take orders from girls," he said smugly.

Wile E raised an eyebrow. "Dude...you are in no position to be making jokes...all I gotta do is pull this trigger and then you're dead."

"Oh we'll see who is in the better position, Wile E Coyote," spat the moose. He pushed a button on his watch and all of a sudden he disappeared into thin air.

"Sweet Mother of Jesus! How did he do that?" exclaimed Swackhammer.

"Mwahahaha!" bellowed Mithradatos's voice across the room.

"Whoa! It's the moose-man...I can hear him, but I can't see him!" said Wile E.

"He must be using the same button I used, when you guys were in the cave," said Lola.

"Mwahahaha, I can see you, but you cannot see me...that is the pure joy of this watch, this baby can do anything," announced the moose's voice.

"Oh yeah right," smirked Wile E sarcastically.

All of a sudden an invisible hand punched the young coyote in the face. "Ow! What was that for?"

"That was for underestimating the almighty watch!" replied Mithradatos.

"Ooo that was for underestimating the almighty watch!" mocked Wile E. "Pa! A punch in the face ain't gonna change my mind!"

All of a sudden his tail caught alight and Wile E shrieked at the top of his voice. He started running around the room like a headless chicken. "Someone put it out! Someone put it out!"

The moose's voice laughed hysterically as he watched Wile E make a fool of himself. The coyote tried to blow the flame out, but whatever he did the fire just got bigger.

Wile E soon gave in. "Ok, ok I'm sorry, your watch is amazing, your watch...is like a God!" Suddenly the flame went out and Wile E sighed in relief.

"Damn right it its!" the moose's voice bellowed. "C'mon Bugs you're usually the Hero of the day, come and catch me if you can!"

"We can catch you with our eyes closed! Let's get him Bugs!" said Wile E. He was about to enter the pink tornado, but Bugs stopped him.

"Wait Wile E! He wants us to enter the pink tornado, so we once again do a ridiculous race around time, but something's telling me that...Mithradatos is right here in this building!" Bugs turned to face Lola, Swackhammer and Taz. "You three! Make sure these cowardly guards don't get up to anything," he ordered.

Bugs then turned to Daffy, Winston and Winnie. "I want you guys to check everywhere upstairs, if you see anyone or anything that looks evil...run away or...kill it, if you can." Despite Daffy's slight reluctance, they all obeyed and did as they were told.

Bugs then finally turned to Wile E. "As for you, doc...You're coming with me."

The coyote and bunny made their way to the door. Lola watched them as they left. "Bugs!" she called. The guy bunny poked his head back through the door. "Be careful," she said softly.

Bugs smiled. "You know I will."