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Butt-Chin vs. Fox:

~Round 1~

~*~ 3rd POV (Marine Courtyard) ~*~

The butt-chin monkey in the suit heading towards where Kira, the little girl, and Zolo were.

"Who's that weirdo?" Luffy asks while Koby is being sit on by Luna because she did not want him to yell again. It hurts her, but it is ten times worse for Kira since she is not use to his loud voice.

"HMPF! Well, if it isn't the IDIOT SON, living off daddy's wealth." Zolo says getting Butt-chin's attention from Kira seeing she was a bit exotic to their island. Butt-chin places his hand over his ears as if trying to hear what Zolo says.

"Did you just call me an 'Idiot'?" Butt-chin says look more piss but furrowing his borrows and clenching his teeth with a frown like grin.

"Nnnooo, he called you a 'genius' and is flatter to be grace by your presences, chu~." Kira sarcastically says earning a glare from Butt-chin and a chuckle from the bandanna man.

"I don't know who you are, but my father is captain of this Marine base! I can have you executed… But if you become my pet, then I might reconsider." Butt-chin says while Kira has an Excalibur face while Luna had a matching look, and Luffy just stare knowing something is going to happen, but not what. Butt-chin opens his mouth to say something only to scream out in a girlish tone as Kira kicks him in the d**k. As he fell, Kira jumps over the fence where Luna gives her a big smile and a thumb up. Luffy soon laughing his balls off as butt-chin slowly stands up with a pain expression on his face. Zolo had a mixture of pain yet humor on his expression which could only be seen in his eyes.

"…A man in your position should guard his tongue… Or he could lose it!" Butt-chin glares at Zolo only to hear Kira shouts, "WATCH OUT, ZOLO! BUTT-CHIN WANTS TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU, CHU~!" Luffy nearly laughs himself off the fence while Luna laughs as well at Zolo's disgusted face. The little girl looks so confuse on what is going on holding her two rice balls. Butt-chin notice the rice balls as well and soon snatches one while saying, "Little girl… Did you bring those rice balls for me? How thoughtful."

"Hey! Give It Back!" The little girl protest looking at Butt-chin pleadingly making Luna and Kira want to jump in there just to kick his ass. As butt-chin bit into the rice ball, his face change drastically to the point it was hilarious.

"BLECH! DISGUISTING! IT'S SWEET! THERE'S SUGAR ON IT!" Butt-chin says while coughing a bit because he did not have anything to drink. "RICE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SEASONED WITH SALT! NOT SUGAR!" Butt-chin continues his rant making Kira and Luna growl beastly at him as if deciding how to torture him. Luffy remain silent and continue to observe unsure what he is thinking of. Koby still with his mouth tape silently agree with Kira's and Luna's feelings though does not have a clue on what they are thinking.

"B-But I like sweets, so I figured sugar would be better." The little girl reasons with Butt-chin making Kira and Luna say 'Aw' because it was adorable. Butt-chin did not care at all since his face did not change and quickly swat the rice balls out of the little girl's hands. Kira and Luna were being held back by Luffy since they were both about to murder the butt-chin.

"THESE ARE COMPLETELY INEDIBLE!" Butt-chin says as he stomps on the rice balls making Kira's and Luna's face the same color as Kira's hair. The little girl pleads, "STOP! PLEASE! YOU'RE RUINING THEM!" Luffy is just focus at the scene holding Luna and Kira back from murdering butt-chin.

"HA HA HA! Don't worry! I'm sure the ants find them delicious!" Butt-chin says laughing at the girl's pain as she crouches down about to cry. Zolo looks over towards the fence seeing two angry women and a boy with a straw hat just staring at him.

"WHY! I WORKED SO HARD TO MAKE THEM!" The little girl cried out beginning to really start to cry making Kira focus on the girl with her ears flat on her head.

~*~Kira's POV~*~

I feel so bad for that little girl that I could feel my eyes watering at the sight. I wanted to kill Butt-chin so bad or do horrible things to him. 'Why… Poor little girl, chu~… Butt-chin will pay dearly for this. Mwahahaha, chu~' I think to myself turning my evil mind to work imagining what I will do with Butt-chin. It oddly deals with a plastic knife and something with a dog. I lose train of thought when I hear someone yelling and the little girl was flying over the fence. Luffy catches her to my relief, and I rush towards the girl checking if she was okay. She was alright seeing there were no wounds or anything like that making me sigh in relief. Butt-chin left the courtyard, but I pay to mind. I just was cheering up the little girl letting her feel my tail and ears. I did not mind since it was making her giggle.


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