COMMENTS: Naruto... Ah, Naruto...

DISCLAIMER: Masashi Kishimoto is the mangaka. Hayato Date is the director of the anime, which was released by Studio Pierrot. No profit will be made out of this fan fiction. No copyright infringement was intended. The only thing I own here is this piece of writing.

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Sasuke,

Why are you so stubborn? I mean, besides the regular one to two months where I don't get any mail from you anyways, I figured you'd be an ass and not answer longer, but four months? Four? I was waiting, jerk!

I bet you thought I gave up, too, loser. This is ridiculous! You know what? Fine. I'm just gonna fill you in on what's been happening, without telling you exactly what's been happening so you'll be so curious you HAVE to ask me or I won't give you more details. Haha!

Where was I... uh... Shino made me promise never to tell anyone he... uh, so... Actually, I really can't tell you this one, because if I do, and Shino finds out, his bugs would bite me, and you KNOW he has a lot of bugs in him.

So, so... after Motoyoshi village... Hey, have you ever been to Nano Country? Tsunade-baba appointed Hinata and Chouji and I to go there, and we met Princess Haruna, who was so impressed with me that when we left she asked me if I could stay with her - if I could protect her and her people! Isn't that awesome?

I just couldn't do it though... 'cause of... you know... you.

Do you have any idea how many things I miss out on because you're still not in Konoha? I train, I go on missions, I train, I go on missions - I barely have time to do anything else, or go anywhere unless it's for training, or for missions, and Princess Haruna... man, at first, she was as cold and idiotic as you! She didn't care about anyone, but in the end... Eh, write back if you wanna know more.

And there was this other princess, too. Ino and I were supposed to impersonate her, so she could get married. Now, now, before you go, "Hn," Ino's really pretty now. She's sorta rounded out some, and hell, if that princess hadn't gotten overweight out of nervousness... what I'm saying is, Ino really looked like a princess when she was thin, and... um, I just henged.

Oh course, I looked sexier than her, because, you know, it wouldn't make sense if the guy who created oiroke no jutsu couldn't pretend to be a sexy girl... but eh, the main point was that the marriage happened, they're happy, and hehe... Ino went on a diet again 'cause the guy found out about us impersonating the princess, and still chose the princess, which is actually great, isn't it? I mean, he chose to marry the real princess after seeing the real princess, as opposed to marrying her after seeing Ino and I...

Uh, yeah... something like that.

Eh, I'm not going to give everything away. Write back!

Naruto

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Note: Hi, it's been a while since I updated this... round about 4 months, too, yeah. Funny thing though. I was going to update it two days (make that a week now) ago, but neither Safari or Firefox would let me upload anything (so I'm guessing it was FF net's problem ... and today, I received a message from someone telling me to update!

Besides that, I went off of Naruto for a bit, and busied myself with some Ouran High School Host Club fics etc... Well, I have maybe 2 or 3 more anime episodes to catch up on with Naruto now... and I'm up to date with the manga. Wondering if I should just start on the 'after three years' thing in the next letter, or keep it paced. What do you think? And of course, reviews that don't answer my notes or whatever would be wonderful, too.