A/N: Okay, brief recap. Kirby was interviewed. Link got turned into a wolf by Midna and had to get turned back to normal just to prove that he could do it. Kirby also sucked up Chuck Norris then a giant explosion happened. Let's go check on the little guy…

Chuck Norris: And that's why no one can take Chuck Norris' powers. I'm the only being in the universe that could handle so much awesomeness.

Zelda: I hope Kirby's all right.

Celticskyedancer: You should be worried about your husband. He hasn't come back yet.

Zelda: And whose fault is that? (Glares at Midna.)

Midna: Listen, he was going on and on about how great he was. If he didn't need my help to save your kingdom, he won't need my help to return back to his human form.

Roy: Can you turn me into a wolf?

Midna: No, but I can turn you into a dead man.

Roy: Well I don't want that…

Marth: Well I do.

Roy: You're my best friend. You don't want that.

Marth: Best friends don't try to embarrass and/or kill each other on public television.

Roy: Come to think of it, best friends don't let each other get kicked out of video games!

Marth: I told you, I put in a good word for you, but Nintendo said no. You can't fight the ultimate authority.

Roy: Best friends do.

MH: Roy, you got kicked out. Get over it!

Celticskyedancer: I'll watch over Kirby while he recovers. I still have to give him a virtual cookie anyways. You guys get back to the interview.

(Everyone except Roy groans in pain.)

MH: Get going.

Everyone: Yes sir.

Part Twelve: Pikachu

Roy: Welcome back, sorry about the Chuck Norris incident earlier. Help me introduce Pika…aw shit.

(Lightning crashes down on Roy. A figure darts through the audience trailing lightning.)

Pikachu: (lands after a bolt of thunder crashes down on Roy. He cocks his head and winks at the audience all cute-like.) Pika pi.

Audience: Aw. (Hysterical cheers.)

Zelda: That was a nice entrance.

Roy: H-hey Pikach. H-how ya…How ya doing?

Pikachu: You dirty rotten, son of a…(shocks Roy continually.)

Roy: (on the ground twitching.) You're not still mad at me for that Samus' ship incident when I used you as a battery, are you?

Pikachu: (zaps Roy.)

Roy: I take that as a yes. I'm sorry Pikachu! Please forgive me.

Pikachu: …fine.

Roy: Thanks buddy.

Pit: What is the "Samus' ship incident?"

CF: Roy crashed Samus' ship, but used Pikachu as the battery. Samus was pissed off for an entire month.

Zelda: Samus is always pissed off when she's around you.

Pit: Roy, you're suicidal.

Ike: Pit, you took Samus' ship for a joy ride and crashed it.

Pit: I didn't know better at the time. Now I do.

Kirby: (from backstage.) And then you crashed Meta Knight's ship

Pit: Well…it was shiny…and…

Roy: Is it a nice ship?

Marth: No.

Roy: But–

Zelda: No.

Rioy: All I asked–

Mario: No.

Roy: I just–

MH: We all know you want to crash Meta Knight's ship.

Roy: No, I don't. I just want to fly it. I have a driver's license.

Marth: You had a driver's license. You are in no way a pilot, and you are a terrible driver.

Roy: At least I don't driver a Prius.

Ike: Burn!

Marth: you don't drive anything. You crash everything.

Roy: Yeah, yeah…So what does Meta Knight's ship look like?

Marth: (facepalms) You are such a child.

Roy: I beg your pardon.

Marth: You're childish, naïve, young, brash, immature. Take your pick.

Roy: I am not a child!

Marth: Puh-lease. I am a mature adult (flicks hair back), and you are a little boy.

Roy: Then let's settle this the old-fashioned way. (Draws Sword of Seals then chunks it in the audience.) You and me. Hand-to-hand combat. Mono a mono. Winner is the true man.

Marth: Fine (tosses Falchion to the side then dramatically removes his cape. Roy also removes his cape.)

MH: Roy!

Roy: (charges at Marth. He ducks under Marth's attack and jabs his elbow into Marth's chin. Marth stumbles back. Roy follows with a punch; Marth deflects the blow with his forearm and knees Roy in the gut. Marth throws a punch at Roy, but Roy grabs Marth's arm and twists it behind the Altean prince's back. Marth throws all his weight forward quickly, flipping Roy over his back.)

YL: Okay, I'll take over for Roy. How do you like Brawl, Pikachu?

Pichu: Big Brother!!!!!! (Pichu comes running up and tackles Pikachu.) I can't believe I'm seeing you again! This is so amazing! I missed you so much!

Pikachu: Dear Lord, save me!

YL: Hey Pichu, do you wish that you had been included in Brawl?

Pichu: Of course. I miss Pikachu so much. (Said Pikachu is in a headlock and cannot breath.)

YL: I say we get our revenge on Nintendo.

Pichu: Yeah!

MH: Hell no…who's powering the lights?

Pichu: My twin and Plusle and Minus.

MH: Get back to your job. I don't pay you to do nothing.

Pichu: Yes sir.

YL: You're no fun.

MH: Do your job.

YL: Yes sir. So Pikachu, how do you like Brawl?

Pikachu: Well I thought it would be great since Roy wasn't coming back.

Roy: (still fighting Marth.) But you missed me?

Pikachu: No, Pit showed up.

Pit: …Hey!

Zelda: At least Pit knows when he's being insulted.

Mario: It is a blessing.

Kirby: (walks onto stage.) I like Roy.

Ike: (falls on his knees.) Please joing us Kirby.

Kirby: But the cool Sonic look-alike is on Roy's team.

Shadow: The name is Shadow.

Kirby: That's a neat name. I'm Kirby.

Shadow: Whatever.

Pikachu: I am definitely not on Roy's team.

(Marth punches Roy back and then knocks him out.)

Marth: Take that Roy! Oh! (Ducks under Lilina's fireball.) Hey!

Lilina: How dare you hurt Roy!

Marth: He started it.

Sheeda: Yeah, Lilina. Marth just finished it.

Lilina: This is between me and your sissy, pretty fiancé.

Marth: I'm not sissy. And I'm not "pretty," I'm handsome.

Sheeda: Oh shut up Marth. You're pretty; just accept it.

Marth: You know what…(A tired Link shoves past him and falls into a seat next to Zelda.) Are you okay, Link?

Link: Yeah (turns to face Midna). I turned myself back, happy? I had to run full-speed to Ordona. The light spirit changed me back to normal, but not before Uli beat the shit out of me for scaring Colin and her little baby girl.

Zelda: …Uli?

Link: She's actually quite scary.

Zelda: Anything else happen?

Link: Epona told me that if we have a girl, she'd better be named Epona or else she'll kick me so hard I won't be able to have any other children. (All the guys wince.)

Roy: (wakes up. Yeah, he's a fast recoverer.) Who's Epona?

Link: My horse.

Roy: You have a talking horse? That's so awesome!

Link: Not really; I can just talk to my horse in my wolf form.

Marth: Does Wolf know that you can turn into a wolf?

Roy: Who's Wolf?

Marth: Fox's enemy.

YL: How can a kick from Epona prevent you from having children.

Link: I'll tell you when you're older.

YL: You always say that.

Link: Well, you will find out when you're older.

YL: Of course I'll find out when I'm older. If you know something, but I don't, that means I'll find out when I'm older. Duh. I wanna know now!

Marth: Link, just so you know, you give arguing with yourself a whole new mean–

(The studio door flies of its hinges and knocks Marth down. A tall woman with snow white hair and red eyes with a muscular body walks in.)

Impa: Zelda, we have a problem.

Zelda: …What kind of problem?

Impa: Your father just installed a new flat-screen, high-definition television in the castle.

Zelda: And?

Impa: And he's been watching this entire interview…the whole thing…especially the parts with you and Link.

Zelda: Oh.

Link: Well I gotta go save Hyrule from Ganondorf.

Ganondorf: I'm right here.

Link: Well…then Phantom Ganon is obviously out attacking innocent civilians.

Ganondorf: Who told you…I mean *cough, cough*.

Zelda: Link, you get your ass down here this instant. We will face this together.

Link: Every Hylian for him…or herself.

Roy: I'm confused.

MH: No duh.

Zelda: Well, Link and I eloped and father didn't really well…know about it.

Roy: You didn't even tell your own father?

Zelda: *That's kinda what "eloped" means.*

Impa: Well he knows now.

Zelda: My father is not…fond of Link.

Link: Stop being polite, Zel. He hates me with a passion.

Zelda: Link that's…

Link: The absolute truth. Don't deny it.

Zelda: …

King Hyrule: Zelda, can I talk to you for a moment in private?

Zelda: (fakes a smile) …Sure. (Goes outside.)

Roy: Mewtwo, sneak a camera outside.

Mewtwo: No, Zelda would just destroy it, and these things cost money. Interview Pikachu.

Roy: But…aw man. Hey, Pikachu, is Brawl fun?

Pikachu: (shrugs noncommittally.) Yeah.

Roy: Who's your favorite newb.

Pikachu: Well, Zero-Suit Samus is my favorite newcomer. But she's not a newb, and technically she's not a newcomer.

Roy: I didn't think you and Samus would get along.

Pikachu: We got along fine in Melee. Besides, we help each other out in the Subspace Emissary.

Roy: …Say what?

Pikachu: You know…the fight against Tabuu.

Link: (Sees Roy's cluelessness.) They gave Brawl a plot.

Roy: You're kidding, I…(Zelda storms in scowling.)

Zelda: Link, Daddy wants to talk to you.

Link: Promise me you'll be at my funeral.

Zelda: He's not going to kill you.

Link: Just promise me.

Zelda: I promise. (Link swallows hard and leaves.) *Sigh.* So much for the freaking Hero of Courage.

Roy: Hey Zel, what do you do in the Subspace Emissary?

Zelda: Well I get turned into a statue twice, turn evil, break out of the Halbierd with Peach, and nearly get into a life or death fight with Fox. And all before teatime.

Roy: (Has the WTF look on his face.) Okay. So Pikachu, what do you do in the Subspace Emissary.

Pikachu: After Samus rescues me from being used as a battery, I help her get her power suit back. Then we go pwn some bad-guy booty.

Roy: Anyone with a more interesting story?

Pit: I get to help Mario. I had like the biggest role.

Mario: (Whacks Pit.) No, you didn't. Nobody had the biggest role.

Pit: Well excu– (Link and King Hyrule walk back in. Link has a terrified look on his face.)

Zelda: Link, are you okay? What happened?

Link: Your father approved. (Still dazed.)

Zelda: Oh my gosh! Thank you daddy! (Hugs her father.) Link, why are you still acting like that?

Link: Just something your dad said.

Zelda: What did he tell you?

Link: Trust me, Zel; it's best if you don't know.

Roy: Well now that Zelda and Link have their lives sorted out, let's go back to Pikachu. Do you like the new Pokémon?

Pikachu: I like Lucario better than Mewtwo.

Mewtwo: (waves his hand.) No, you don't.

Pikachu: Um, yes I do.

Mewtwo: (waves his hand again.) No, you don't.

MH: What are you, some Jedi?

Mewtwo: Star Wars was a great movie!

Zelda: So was the Three Muskateers. Hey Link, Marth and Roy, do your thing.

Link: No.

Zelda: Aw come on.

Marth: No.

Zelda: For me? (Puppy dog faces Link.)

Link: Fine, all right. I can't say no to that face.

King Hyrule: (to Zelda.) He's whipped.

Zelda: Yep.

L, M, & R: We are (draws their swords and brings them together) the Three Muskateers.

(Studio doors fly open yet again, revealing Ness in a French mime outfit with a beret on his head.)

Ness: (Points at Roy.) You. (In a French accent.)

Roy: Marth, Link, remember? All for one and one…

Marth: Not in a million years.

Link: Sorry Roy, but you're on your own now.

Roy: Now would be the opportune moment for a commercial break. Aaaaaahhh! (Runs off screaming like a little school girl being chased by Ness.)

A/N: Yeah, hoped you all enjoyed the chapter. Next up is Samus (yes there is a reason why she's at chapter thirteen, Roy's just unlucky.) Anyways, hope you enjoy. You are free to offer suggestions.