It was time to set off to the next step in the M.E.J.O.G. The troop had decided to pack for a couple of days so they could go to the next stage straight afterwards. Even though they weren't sure where that was yet.

They all held hands, since that's what you do with your friends, and spun on the spot, thinking of the house in little whinging, surrey.

They arrived. The house look as it used to. All tall and building-y with a perfect garden, and a car in the driveway. That was strange.

"Have the Dursleys moved back in?"

"Dunno" answered Feeley.

"I suppose so," said Hagrid, "House prices are rockety".

George had no idea what Hagrid was talking about, so he made his way to the path leading to the back garden. The rest of the gang followed closely and quietly behind. They soon reached the back door. Hagrid walked up to the door- then right into it. He bounced off and lead knocked out on a bed of flowers. How annoying the doors that look like air are.

There was a noise inside the house. The owners were about to come and discover the source of all the commotion.

"QUICK HIDE!" shouted George.

Aberforth dived behind a tree. George and Rebeanarecca shook their heads of the pure stupidity. The goats must have got to him. They both produced a disillusioncharm over themselves and Hagrid and moved silently away from the back door.

Harry's Uncle Vernon came stomping out of the house, "What's all this racket?"

He looked left and then right. An look of terror came across his face as he mouthed the word,"wizards". George had a funny idea. He produced an invisible rope and tied it around Vernon's huge wobbly legs. Moving away with the other end of the rope in his hands, he tugged as hard as he could. Uncle Vernon flew backwards to the ground, landing on his huge behind, which was big, almost as big as Hagrid's. He sprawled around on the grass trying to get up. George took out his camera and took many photos, just for Harry. The hilarious scene meant that the group couldn't control their laughter anymore. If Vernon wasn't already creeped out, then he would be with all the laughs echoing around him, with no visible source.

Then Professor Feeley transfigured the rose bush into hundreds of eggs which she kept aiming at Uncle Vernon. They kept smashing and smashing against his head as he still tried to get up off the floor. Then George had another idea. With the help of his wand, he helped Vernon up and directed him towards the house. He opened the door and controlled Vernon inside. Dudley was sat at the kitchen table, stuffing his fat face with cake and food that fat people eat. George pointed his wand at Dudley's face, giving him a pig snout, ears and then restoring Hagrid's piggy tail. Harry's Aunt Petunia entered the room just as Dudley discovered his additional features. George just got a photo of her face's reaction at all the mess before he fled into the back garden once more, picking up Hagrid on the way to the other members. They all turned on a spot, as Little Whinging became hundreds of miles away.