Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…I just borrow the characters for my own twisted perverted pleasure! But do however own the bar owner, Kinrai.

Warning: this chapter some foul language and sexual tension.

Author's Note: Thank you so much for all of the reviews! You guys are the best! smooches

It was such a gorgeous day out today, I decided to sit outside and I don't know if it was the fresh air or what, but I've got chapter 12 almost completed…no worries guys…it seems I'll add some additional chapters to this story after all. I need to at least complete the day…

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Of Ears and Puffy Tails

Chapter Eleven: Suitable Punishment

"Ah man! We are so dead!" Naruto muttered under his breath.

"Yes…yes you are."

Taking one last longing look at Sakura's sashaying hips as she departed, Kakashi tightened his grip on the boys.

"But, sensei!" Naruto whined, "We were only having a little fun. Besides, you would have done the same thing if we were in costumes…"

"Shut up, dobe!"

"Hmm…what a great idea, Naruto."

"Wha?"

"No way, sensei. I will not do it."

Looking completely perplexed, Naruto looked at Sasuke. "Do what?"

"Stupid"

"I am not stupid."

"You are so lame, Naruto."

"I am not!"

"Yes, you are! We wouldn't be in this situation if you hadn't destroyed the first roll of film."

"How many fucking times do I have to say that I am sorry? Huh? It was a bloody accident!"

"I'll show you a bloody accident…"

"Oh yeah, teme? Bring it on!"

Sasuke and Naruto lunged for each other but were brought up short by violent tugs on each of their collars.

"That is enough! How old are you guys? You both act as if you're still 12 years old."

Blowing an exasperated noise from his lips, Sasuke crossed his arms belligerently across his chest and turned his head away.

"Yeah right, sensei." Naruto intoned sarcastically, "At least we aren't the ones prancing about in a fluffy pink bunny suit."

Realizing his mistake immediately, Naruto slammed his hands to his mouth to shut the words off, but was unsuccessful.

"Naruto, you baka!" Sasuke groaned as he chanced a glance to the eerily silent shinobi behind them.

"Oh god! I'm sorry, sensei! I didn't mean…OW!"

Rubbing the goose egg sized bump rising above his spiky blond hair, Naruto looked up at the clenched fist still hovering above him.

"You know what Naruto, Sasuke…I think it's about time we paid Tsunade-sama a little visit."

Getting up from the ground where Kakashi made him kiss dirt with a bash to the head, Naruto whined, "Why do we have to go see Granny-Tsunade?"

"I think it's about time she learned that it isn't just Jiraiya who spies on her and the other kunoichi at the bathhouses, don't you think…Naruto?" Kakashi glanced at the whiskered youth and then turned his gaze to the Uchiha, "Sasuke?"

While Naruto scratched the back of his head with a stupid silly grin on his face, Sasuke blushed nearly crimson.

Eyeing the silver-haired jounin with apprehension, Sasuke asked, "What do you want?"

Sighing in defeat, Naruto spoke up as well. "What will it take to stop you from going to Tsunade ba-chan?"

With a twinkle of merriment in his smoky grey eye and a mischievous smirk on his lips, Kakashi turned them and led them down an empty alleyway.

"Well boys…this is what I want you to do…"

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"I was told that I could find a pair of scantily clad kunoichi working here." The man said to Kinrai as he looked around the crowded roadway.

"Yes sir, there was…"

"Really? Where are these beauties? I simply must meet them!"

Becoming suspicious of the gentleman's eager attitude and feeling an overwhelming urge to keep Sakura and Ino as far away from this man as he could, Kinrai needed to find out what he wanted them for.

"Pardon my intrusion, but why do you, as you say, "simply must meet them!"…"

"That is alright my good man. You see, I am but a humble traveller by nature and trade. I wander the many lands searching for that ever elusive element…"

"Hmph! Only if that ever elusive element happens to inhabit every bathhouse, lake, waterfall, hot spring and babbling brook that has a half naked woman in it from here to Suna. Isn't that right, you perverted old bastard?!"

"Me? Never!"

"Oh really? Then why are you still sporting the black eye I gave you when I caught you spying on me with your notebook in hand at the hot springs the other day…Jiraiya?"

"But Tsunade my love, you know I can't resist when a goddess in all her DDD glory slides nak…"

CRASH!!!

"Should I fetch a medic, Godaime-senpai?"

"No, that is quite alright Kinrai-san. Leave him be, for now. I would rather enjoy this moment without his lecherous thoughts plaguing me. By any chance, did Sakura leave anything for me?"

"Why yes, yes she did."

Smiling, Kinrai walked over to the refrigerator hiding underneath the bar and took out a tissue wrapped bottle. Placing the well chilled bottle before the Hokage, he gave her a shallow drinking dish. Bowing to her, he took his leave and busied himself with the other customers.

Ripping the tissue paper off, Tsunade opened the bottle and poured herself a generous amount.

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Weaving her way in and out of the crowd of people; Sakura sidestepped wandering hands, tuned out shouted propositions, ignored death glares from the wives and girlfriends and blushed at the few women who eyed her hungrily.

Deciding she wanted to get away from the hustle and bustle, she took to the rooftops and sped off toward her favourite quiet place.

When she finally got there, she sat down on the branch she was standing on and let the garment bag drop to the base of the tree. She gently started to swing her legs back and forth while gazing at the softly running creek.

After several minutes of blessed silence, Sakura began shifting her bottom around trying to get comfy, but nothing was working. Giving up with a sigh, she lowered herself over the branch. Dangling only a few feet from the ground now, she let go and landed as best as she could in heels. Hissing at the pain that shot through her ankle, Sakura bent over to examine her foot. Noticing that the corset wasn't covering her like it was supposed to, she quickly glanced around to make sure nobody was around as she rearranged the girls back into their proper place, blushing the entire time.

When she was done putting her attire to rights and checking her ankle; Sakura walked out to the clearing, out of the shade and into the sunshine. Lying on her back, she tilted her chin up to the warmth of the sun and closed her eyes.

She was interrupted out of her steamy daydreams when a shadow fell on her, making her shiver at the loss of heat from the sunlight.

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A/N: Well, what do you think? Please read and review!