My absolutely, perfect normal life… ARE YOU CRAZY? NOT!
Chapter 12
"Oh… now I know why you're mad"
"Ugh…" I fluttered my eyes open. Great I can hardly see anything… damn blurry vision! Ok I guest I'm coming to my senses now.
I open my eyes really wide and everything was making sense now… ok not really but that's for me… he, he, he…
I tried to move. But I can't. Why can't I move? Oh my god am I paralyze!? No!!!!!!!!!!! This can't happen to me.
I look around and we were back into the basement. It was really big all of a sudden. There were no sights of our sleeping bags or my bed. I sigh and tried to move.
Just then I notice that I was tied up against the wall. You know like those medieval people hanging on the wall with chains? Yeah that one… I sort of blush because it took me a long time to notice.
"Aries…" a voice called out to me.
I jump slightly and turn my head towards the voice that called me. I gasp and saw Kai in the same situation as me. I laugh because he look help less there.
"You idiot why are you laughing?"
"You look kind of helpless right about now. I mean the great Kai Hiwatari helpless… I wish I had my camera…" I muttered. Just then, a light bulb appeared over my head… then it died out. Damn light bulb! I had an idea.
I slip my hands out of the rope and Kai gasp on what he saw. I took something out of my pocket and point it at Kai. He glares at me.
It was a small mini camera with bunnies on it. Yes, I am obsessed with bunnies!
"Kai! Say cheese!" I smiled. Kai glared even more and I took the picture. I place it back in my pocket and slip my hands through then rope again. Kai look at me like I was dumb.
"What?" I ask innocently.
"Did you know what you just did just now?" Kai said calmly.
"Uh… took a picture of you? What! I need that for my scrap book… ok when I start a scrap book" I said with a fake laugh. Kai glared once more.
"No, you just slip your hand out of that grip of the rope you dumbfound idiot" Kai said nodding his head side to side. I was still confused.
"So?" I said. Kai was getting irritated.
"So… WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE DAMN IT!" Kai shouted. I pouted like a child. Why does he have to be so mean? Oh well, I'm usually shout at anyways.
I tried to slip my hand through it again. Uh oh.
I started laughing nervously. Kai raise an eyebrow.
"What?"
"I can't do it again" I said trying to get my hand through the rope. Kai just gave me an awkward look.
"Were dead…" we heard another voice from the corner. It was Tala.
"SO!? LET'S SEE YOU TRY YOU BUFFALO HEAD!" I shouted.
"HEY SHUT UP! IF YOU HADN'T SLIP YOUR HAND THROUGH THE ROPE WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF HERE SMART ASS!" Tala countered.
"YOU'RE THE SMART ASS! WHY DIDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING OR WARN ME IF YOU WERE WATCHING ME THE WHOLE TIME!?" I countered back.
It was silence in the room. Until we heard crunching. Kai and I all of a sudden smell barbeque chips and Tala just look hungry. We all turn to the last corner and glared.
Tyson was eating barbeque chips in the corner. I haven't seen him tied up and he's just munching his way all of his troubles. I glared even more.
"Isn't that my last bag of chips I was saving in the counter?" I ask deadly. Tyson squeak and tried t munch it all. I started struggling, trying to kill him.
"DAMN YOU, YOUFAT PIG!" I shouted.
"Tyson you round shape sumo, get us out of here!" Kai shouted. He just lost his patients.
"Alright, alright, fine" Tyson finish all of the chips. He got up and ran towards us to untie us. Wow… Tyson running, very surprising.
"There" Tyson said with a proud expression on his face. I glared and tried to strangle Tyson but Kai just held me back by the waist.
"So… Elmo see's you got out…" we all turn around and saw Elmo wearing black eyeliner under his eyes and black clothes. Yup… Elmo is truly an emo.
"What the hell do you want from us!? We didn't did nothing you red freak!"
"Hey!" Tyson turned to Tala and laugh nervously at him. He forgot Tala had red hair.
"Oops… sorry… WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM US YOU MIDGIT FREAK!?" Tyson shouted. Tala stood behind him as well.
"What Elmo wants?" Elmo started laughing as well as I. Kai smack me back up the head and I swear at him.
"What!?" I shouted.
"Why the hell are you laughing with him you idiot?" Kai ask crossing his hands.
"Hey! He had a funny laugh ok!" I defended.
"Elmo wants you dead…" Elmo said.
"Huh? Sorry what? I wasn't listening" I said turning to him. Elmo sighs and said it again.
"Elmo says, Elmo wants you dead" Elmo said with an angry smirk.
"YOU MONSTER!!!!! GO TO HELL MONSTER!!!!!!!!!" I shouted. Just then two figures came out from the shadow. We all gasp.
"Big Bird!? Count Dracula!? What the hell are you all doing here!?" Tyson said happily. When Tyson was a kid, these two were his favorite characters. How do I know? He told me when he had sleeping problems after watching Elmo's world.
"Big bird here to support Elmo!" Big bird smiled. We all turned to count Dracula.
"And you?" Kai ask.
"Me want to count something, also where's your bathroom? I really have to go!"
"Uh… upstairs to your left" I said. Count Dracula quickly thanks me and ran up the stairs. Ok now there are only two retards.
"Why the hell are you after us? Why the hell are you after my friends!? Why the hell did you leave a bloody mess in my brother's room!?" I shouted. The last question belongs to Tala and Tyson.
"Why!? Elmo saw you kill Cookie monster!" Elmo shouted.
It was silence. It was one o'clock in the after noon and thank god it's a Friday today, so that means no school tomorrow.
It still remains silence until Kai spoke up.
"Aries… killed the cookie monster? Hell no, she can't even kill a dead mouse"
"Hey!" I shouted.
"Just saying" Kai said with a smirk.
"B-but Elmo saw you kill Elmo's boyfriend! Elmo saw you had Cookie monsters blood!"
It was once again silence… WHAT!?
"Boyfriend!? Are you dating the cookie monster!?" Tyson shouted. Elmo nodded his head.
"Elmo says yes"
"Oh my…" I said placing a hand over my chin.
"You got to be kidding me" Tala said smacking his head.
"Your gay" came Kai's last reply.
"Elmo not a shame"
"So you tried to kill us because you think I killed your boyfriend... goodness sakes where do I begin" I said rubbing my head.
"Neh?" Tala said.
"She's acting smart again…" Kai said with a sigh.
"I admire her the most" Tyson said a blush. With that, Kai and Tala smack Tyson on the head.
"Elmo confused!"
Elmo sat on the ground with Big Bird rubbing his chest seductively. Now that is just wrong.
"Don't you see?" I said placing a hand on Elmo's shoulder. It looks at me like I had all the answers.
"What!? She knows!?" Tala exclaimed.
"Why didn't she say anything before!?" Kai shouted.
"I'm hungry" Tyson mumbled. Tyson ended up on the floor beaten up while Kai and Tala were still listening.
"He hates you" I said sadly. Kai and Tala fell down anime style.
"WHAT!? THAT'S NOT HOW IT-"
"Shut up my fellow friends… can't you see it!? Elmo tell em what happen at home when you were with him" I said holding Elmo's hand. Elmo sigh and started talking while crying.
"Elmo remembers that Cookie monster and Elmo had big fight. Elmo told boyfriend that cookie monster can't keep cookies at Elmo's apartment. Cookie monster got mad and shouted at Elmo. Elmo slap cookie monster. Elmo saw Cookie monster cry and left the place. Elmo felt sorry and Elmo ran after him. Elmo stop and saw boyfriend dead with you in front of him… and that's how Elmo tries to kill you"he explained.
I nod my head while Kai and Tala look at each other dumfounded.
"Cookie monster killed himself because he hated you that time… can't you see? It all makes sense" I said.
'She's just making it worse' Kai thought.
'Were dead….' Tala thought next.
'That yellow bird look great with my home made dinner at home… it will be better if it was fried' Tyson, of course thought.
"Really? Elmo really sad…" Elmo said crying.
"Don't worry Elmo" I said patting him on the back. "You have big bird. Can't you see how much he's seductively wants you in bed? He loves you!" I exclaim in happiness.
Elmo turned to big bird who was sexily smiling down at Elmo.
"Really?"Elmo asks.
"Yes… I loved you all along… please love me…" all of a sudden they started making out. Kai and Tala look like they were about to throw up while I just smiled. Tyson drooled.
'Man that would be good on ketchup' Tyson thought.
"God get a room!" Tala shouted. Elmo and Big bird got up and left with hand to hand. We walk them in front of the door. Elmo smiled.
"Elmo likes to say thank you…." He said.
"Alright, sorry about your arm" I said. Elmo nodded its ok. They left until Big bird stop and walk towards me. He whispered in my ear.
"I killed Cookie monster" and with that they left. I just started at them. Oh my god…
"Can we sleep now? Geez! I'm so tired" Tala said walking back into the house. Kai did the same.
"Aries were staying here again the next day… damn I'm tired" he said as he walk. I nodded my head.
"I'm hungry" Tyson said as he ran into the kitchen. I sigh and went inside.
So much for a happy ending.
Kirisu- so what do you think? Anyways obviously that this is not the ending. It's just the beginning of a new adventure. Anyways i kno that elmo is gay and big bird bla bla bla.. Anyways arigatou to FairyDyris, SharinganFox, Kelsywazhere, rebelmewphoenix, for sticking by me in writing these chapters, well then ja ne till next time :3
