Episode Eleven
Penny: Welcome back everyone! So sorry about the long break, but all my equipment broke and I had to buy all new stuff.
Ichigo: Really?
Penny: No, I was just stock piling questions and dealing with major writers block but I figured the other way sounded cooler. Anywho, again I apologize and since we were gone so long, let us not further delay things. First up is coconuts, who writes in:
for all : is there any childhood stories you would like to share?
Shinji: Mine and Ichigo's first fight was over a girl.
Ichigo: It was Yuzu. *rolls eyes*
Shinji: Yeah, she wanted to play Barbies with me and ya got all pissy 'bout it.
Ichigo: You came over to play with me, not my four year old sister.
Shinji: See, he still gets pissy 'bout it.
Ichigo: *crosses arms over chest* Do not.
Penny: *giggle* Anyone else?
Grimmjow: Not really. Childhood wasn't really that great.
Nnoitra: Same here.
Szayel: *shrugs*
for ichigo and shin : what other stories can you tell us while you were stripping or in the club?
Shinji: Oh shit…. Uh….
Ichigo: What about the time Z brought his daughter to work and some Queen tried to adopt her?
Shinji: *laughs* Oh God! That was so funny. Z was not about ta have any 'a that.
Ichigo: He kept takin' her back to his office and locking the door but she kept sneaking out to play with us backstage. Thank God it was before opening.
Shinji: Yeah, little one would'a gotten an eyeful then, ne?
Penny: That is so wrong! Then again, I'd probably take my daughter to yer club…. Thanks for writing in! Next up is scissorhands1990.
i have Qs!
shin- what do u want to do as your career? what are u studying in college for?
Shinji: Well, I'm not in college, so nothin'. And as I've said before I want ta open my own Host club one'a these days.
wont it suck to have to leave the club or do u want to stay there?
Shinji: We all hafta move on eventually. I can't strip forever.
would like nnois hair shorter/longer is it good the way it is, from an objective p.o.v of course *wink*
Shinji: *sighs and glances at Nnoitra out of the corner of his eye* I think he'd look stupid with short hair.
nnoi- would you have liked to see shinji when he had mega long hair?
Nnoitra: Oh fuck yes! Even more fer me ta pull.
Shinji: *quiet grumbling*
grimm- do u own ur home or rent? and do u speak any other languages?
Grimmjow: I own the condo. And I can only speak French and not that well really.
Penny: Next we have Cat Streaked By Rain.
XD Very entertaining!
I just wanted to say that 'Poledance Hero' is endlessly enteraining to me as well and I love to play. Check out 'Meowcenaries'! But onto the questions.
Penny: Will do!
Everyone and yes that means you Penny as well 83: What's your favorite game station and game for it?
Ichigo: I don't really play video games.
Shinji: Me either. Don't have much time fer it.
Nnoitra: There was one back in the day… fuck what was it called?
Grimmjow: DOOM.
Nnoitra: Fuck yes! I played the hell outta that one.
Szayel: I thought you enjoyed that one with the woman… what was it? Ah yes, Tomb Raider. You used to kill her at least forty times before you got bored.
Nnoitra: Oh yeah, heh, that one too. Stupid bimbo runnin' around with barely any clothes on in the middle of the fuckin' artic…. Bitch deserved ta die.
Penny: I got hooked on the original Zelda when I was little. I don't play anymore though. Don't have time and I'd probably get all into whatever game I play and forget to write *feigns shocked gasp*
Favorite animal and why?
Penny: We all know what Grimm's is!
Grimmjow: Shut up.
Ichigo: I like snakes.
Shinji: I bet ya do. 'Cuz yer so not gay….
Ichigo: What does liking snakes have to do with being gay?
Penny: So you admit it?
Ichigo: *frustrated groan*
Nnoitra: I wish dragons were real. Like the old school ones, not those shitty European ones though.
Szayel: Cicadas.
And last of all, what would your worst case scenario be when it came to a bar fight?
Nnoitra: More than one person with a gun.
Grimmjow: More than one person with a gun and too drunk to aim.
Nnoitra: That too.
Szayel: I couldn't imagine even being in a bar fight.
Shinji: Getting' locked up.
Ichigo: Yeah…
Penny: Having it be a bunch of hot guys and not being able to at least cop a feel.
Nnoitra: *snort*
Thanks once again for answering my questions like the good little ukes and semes you all are. 3 Streak
Penny: Thanks! Next we have Katrina Tora.
Hee, I just checked out poledance hero, I made the girl fall on her ass a
bunch of times too! *laughs but realizes that gag is most likely over* XD
Hm...Nnoitra are you sure you like Germany for the food or do you like Germany because of a certain someone *COUGHSHINJICOUGH*. X3
Nnoitra: I liked it before Blondie.
OH WOW! Hanataro is in his thirties?! O__0; Didn't expect that! Thanks for answering my questions, Penny and co.! But, I got more this time! *grins* Here you go! :D
For everyone: What is one thing you don't like about each person here? (just a habit or something, and if not then okay. :P)
Nnoitra: Blondie's kinda frigid bitch and Bitch Kitty blushes too fuckin' much. Fuckin' annoyin'. Szayel… put me in fuckin' jail. And Grimm gets soft around cute boys.
Grimmjow: I do not!
Nnoitra: Do fuckin' too!
Grimmjow: Yeah well at least I ain't a sweets lovin' fuckin' woman.
Penny: Whoa there Grimm. Those're fightin' words.
Nnoitra: Damn fuckin' straight they are!
Penny: Let's just drop it and move on, ne? Ichigo? Shinji? Szayel?
Ichigo: Uh, Nnoitra is kinda loud sometimes. Szayel… *frowns* is too touchy feely. Shinji… well sometimes he sticks his nose in where is doesn't belong. And Grimmjow… well it used to be his smoking but he doesn't do that anymore.
Shinji: I don't really know Szayel, but Nnoitra is an asshole, 'nuff said. And Grimmjow hurt Ichi. I'll never forgive him fer that.
Everyone again: What is one thing that embarrasses you that you have never told anyone? :P (anything?)
Nnoitra: Why the fuck would we tell some stranger that?
Penny: Gotta agree there, no offense. But if I haven't told anyone it was for a reason.
Everyone: *nods*
Szayel (you're awesome! *gives a bag of candy*) do you think you would make a good stripper? And Penny, if he did strip, would you go watch? :P
Szayel: I would be good at anything I tried.
Penny: I'd watch that! Totally *grin*
And if we could get Tesla on the phone (and cover Nnoi's ears up!): Tesla,
you're so cute! *huggles somehow even though it's through a phone* Where did you learn how to dance/strip? (or are you just naturally skilled?) :O ;)
Tesla: Uhm, Shinji kinda taught me a long time ago. Sorta. We used to get drunk and show off back in school.
Shinji will you say something cute in German for me? :D German is awesome! :)
Shinji: Herr, lass Hirn vom Himmel regnen.
Penny: And that means…?
Shinji: Lord, let it rain brains.
Grimmjow, what do you think of a neko Ichigo? :O (so random, but so curious to know!) Since you love kittens and you love Ichigo…nice combination, no? ;)
Grimmjow: Uh… *looks at Ichigo* Wouldn't last long. *grins*
Thank you Penny and co.! *blows kisses and gives everyone a coloured ballon of their choice* :D
Penny: Yay! Balloons. Now we have tastethischaos.
Hiya guys!
I have been thinking about a question for FOREVER! D:
And we just got a snowstorm over here in Sweden..
So, I decided to ask you, and this one's for all of you, about snow! :D
What do you think about it? You like it? Do you even get snow where you live?
:o
Ichigo: Sure it snows in Japan. It's too cold though. I don't really like snow.
Shinji: Me either, but it's better than being too hot.
Nnoitra: Cold sucks.
Grimmjow: *nods*
Ah, kinda lame, but anyways D:
And, Penny, I absolutely ADORE your story :D
mkaybye 3
Penny: Thanks! Glad to hear it! Next up is indigo-kun.
hiya Penny~ ... hiya Ichi ./.
ookay first question - Ichi, what was your first impression of Grimmy? same
fer you Grimm.
Ichigo: I thought he was a total asshole. Pushy and bossy and violent.
Grimmjow: And you came so hard from my dick in yer ass that it changed yer whole perspective.
Ichigo: Shut up.
Grimmjow: I though he was a hot piece of ass and I wanted to hit that.
second- does anyone know Z's real name?... i mean theres a couple
possibilities but seriously anyone willin ta clear that up fer me?
Penny: Kenpachi Zaraki. Kinda a mouthful and he's lazy so he goes by Z.
third- Szayel, what was your favourite experiance in bed, and who with?...
other boys, feel free to answer that one too ^/^
Szayel: Oh there are far too many to choose from. They have all been so wonderful in there own ways.
Penny: *o.O* Next is OpheliaPurple.
Hi everyone! *waves*
2. For Shinji, Ichi and Grimm: Would you ever dye your hair?
ALL: NO!
Penny: Thanks for writing in. next up is articwolfes.
X3 i gots a few questions.
first ones for shin, are you gunna grow your hair long? guys with long blond hair are sexier, not that your not already sexy XD and also, are you good at doing things backwards? if so, whats the oddest thing you have done?
Shinji: Yes, I do plan on growing my hair out. I think that was mentioned a while back. As for doing things backwards I probably do more than I realize backwards. I do like to write backwards in my… I like to write backwards….
Penny: You were gonna say something.
Shinji: No I wasn't. Shut up I'm tired.
and now nnotira, would you like shin better with long hair? XD
Nnoitra: Yeah, it'd be way fuckin' hot.
and to everyone, whats your favorite animal?
that's all fer now
(PS I 3 YOU SHINJI XD)
Penny: Next up we have AkitoSin.
This one is for miss P; out of all the smexy gentlemen of SBB, which is most
like you?
Penny: Hmm, that's a toughie! I think they all have aspects of me but if I really had to choose I'd say… like a weird mix of Grimm and Shin.
Grimmjow and Shinji: WHAT?!
Grimmjow *blush* if you HAD to choose between Szayel, Nnori, or Shinji who would you sleep with?
Grimmjow: *glare* Fuck, I don't know. Szayel?
Penny: Really?!
Ichigo: *pouts*
Ichigo same question and I don't wanna hear your not gay, its a hypothetical question.
Ichigo: Shinji then. But only because I hate Szayel and Nnoitra is… weird.
Penny: You just made like a bunch of fan girls so happy right there ya know Ichi.
Ichigo: *scowls*
Penny: Now we have IceSharkDemon.
Helloz ^^ I have some questions for you all
Ta Grimmjow & Ichigo: Why don't you like doggies?
Grimmjow: Just don't.
Ichigo: They smell.
Ta Shinji: What do you think of an animal costume night at the club?
Shinji: Meh, I think that's a bit over done, but then again so is the Lolita thing.
bye bye for now my lovelys :P
Penny: Bye! Okay, next up is Rionarch.
Awesome story, dying to read the next chapter.
But, Grimmjow, Ichigo dressed as a cat, yay or nay?
Grimmjow: Naked. All the time. *grin*
To Ichigo, is there any chance you and Shinji would ever do anything?
Ichigo: No.
Penny: Next up is dragonmaiden50!
Nnoitra: Besides being blonde, what else do you look for in a man/woman.
Nnoitra: Easy.
Penny: Yer such a bastard. I love you.
*silence*
Grimmjow: Could you loan me money for college this semester. I'm broke.
:heart:THANKS:heart:
Grimmjow: Nope. Not inta those kinda loans. Sorry.
Penny: Alright, next is cheynedalaney.
Hey! *WAVE* just one question for now..
Grimmjow: what was it you whispered to Ichigo when you introduced Szayel?
Ichigo: If you tell I won't sleep with you for a week.
Grimmjow: You heard him. I can't talk.
Penny: *makes whip cracking noise*
Nnoitra and Shinji: *snickers*
Ohh, thought of another.
Shinji: If you could say something to your father, what'd it be?
Sorry about the subject.
Shinji: I love you Papa.
Penny: Aww. C'mere Shin-chan. My boobies are kinda small. You can rest yer head on them and I'll pet yer hair to make ya feel better.
Thankyouu :)
Penny: Yer welcome! Now we have treee.
Hola!
I hope none of these questions piss you guys off, cause you kinda get annoying when you don't answer. So Im pretty much enjoying Szayel cause he answers em all.
Grimm: How did you decide that you wanted Ichi? You had all his info, but you both acted like it was the first time you saw each other at the club. Were you secretely watching him?
Grimmjow: I'd been goin' there for a while actually, it was just the first time I ever sat that close to the stage. He was so fuckin' hot I couldn't stay away.
Penny: Awww!
Szayel: You go to school for a plethora of things, but what's your real
passion?
Szayel: I enjoy making movies, but our dear Penny-sama has asked me not to go into too much detail there.
Penny: Sorry!
Shin-chan: How did you get started with stripping and how did you get Ichi
started?
Shinji: Well we all know how I got Ichi started and the reason why I started was pretty simple. I needed a fuckin' job and they were hiring. I was too young to strip at first so I did odd jobs for the club till I turned eighteen and Z finally let me dance. Like I told Nnoitra, I like to be naked and the attention is great.
Thanks Penny! Your update was fantastic, of course! And jealous, forceful Ichi is delicious. Don't you agree Grimm?
Penny: He's so freakin' hot that way! *ahem* next up is Katrina Tora.
I love the questions everyone asks! The boys give such...interesting answers!
XD I love you for making this, Penny! (You're getting closer to 10! :O)
Okay! Here I go for questions:
Szayel; I have to ask you a question first of course because you're so
awesome: What do you think about piercings? *glances at Shinji for a brief
moment* X3
Szayel: I think on some they can be nice but too many is not very attractive on most people. And I deplore stretching. It looks ridiculous.
Shinji: When did you decide you wanted nipple piercings? Do you think you'll be getting any more? If so, where?
Shinji: I hadn't really thought about getting more really. And I wanted nipple rings ever since I slept with my first guy. He had them and it was so hot.
Ichigo: This isn't much of a question but...you're so cute when you're
playful! *gives cookies* Also when you blush. Everyone loves his blush, right?
*stares everyone down* :D
Ichigo: Uh… thanks?
Nnoitra: Saw a box of Trojan Magnum the other day at the drug store. It
reminded me of episode 2! X3 Nnoitra, you really need to smex it up with
Shinji again. :D You should try to kiss up to the wonderful Penny for more
smex scenes. XD
Nnoitra: If she was a guy and blond I'd do more than kiss up.
Penny: Sex change please!
Grimmjow: If you see anymore kitties, do you think you'll take them in? :)
Grimmjow: Ichigo told me no more. So yeah, probably.
Penny: *giggle*
Well that's all the questions my brain could spew (some of them aren't even
questions! :P) Thanks for being so awesome, Penny! *throws confetti*
Penny: Well that's all we have time for today. I'll get to the rest as soon as I possibly can. Thanks for tuning in to another fabulous Strawberry Bad Boy Q&A Show!
*cheesy music plays*
*End Transmission*
