Summary: A fight between Fai and Kurogane!

Date Written: March 25, 2007

Flo: YAYS! I'm turning 18 tomorrow! AND, chapter 148 is coming out this week, I got new cute clothes, Spring Break is next week, and Easter is in two weeks and I'll be able to eat chocolate again! PARTY TIME! –commences dance mode- Move it in! Move it out! Shove it iiin! Round n' bout!

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It had been a long day. A very, very long day. Make that days. It just felt like the singular form since after the microwave/walk in incident, our brave hero avoided contact with his "parents" for three days straight. Whenever he saw one, he would stutter an excuse and run. After day one, he actually dropped the excuse and all together just ran or hid. Reason one was that every time he saw Fai, he saw a… not clothed Fai. The image was forever branded into his skull jumping out every five minutes just to embarrass the boy. Why would it be embarrassing when it was just an image that nobody else knew he was thinking about? Plain and simple, it was a huge turn on.

Reason two: Kurogane, of course. It was bad enough Syaoran had dreams of the man completely violating his mother figure, but he was still expected to do his training! Now, he knew his duties, the highest of which being protecting Sakura. But it's really hard to concentrate when whenever your teacher growls something at you, your mind immediately goes to when you heard and saw him growling on top of a naked Fai, which leads to your pants turning too small. There was also the fact that Kurogane was super pissed. Syaoran's training had suddenly become more, how to put it? Life threatening. This thought occurred to him while he was doing what he was told to do and meditating in the middle of a crocodile pit. It could have just been his over-active imagination, though.

It wasn't until the fourth day, however, that he realized he was actually sharing Kurogane's wrath. With who? you might be thinking. Or not, because I think we're all big enough "Tsubasa" fans to know that it was Fai. Over what? Making the children aware of the exact day and time Fai was planning on being horny. Mokona had informed Syaoran that many battles had been waged, and so far Kurogane was in the lead for complaining about how small Fai's hands were. That morning was quiet, though, and so everyone (i.e. Syaoran, Sakura, and Mokona) was assuming things were at a standstill. That meant things would most likely escalate.

Cut to dinner, where Syaoran made sure to keep his eyes on his food and only look in the direction of Sakura's voice when being addressed by her. This proved to be the wrong course of action because such actions and the constant picking of his food caught Fai's attention.

"Syaoran-kun?" he said.

"Yes, Fai-san?" Syaoran answered, amazed he didn't stutter. He must have been getting good.

"Is something wrong? Let me take a look at you."

Unable to say no for lack of a good excuse, Syaoran slowly looked up and let out an exasperated sigh at the sight of a naked and sweaty Fai.

"You're face is all red," Fai commented. "Maybe you have a fever. Let me check."

The heat was not so much in his forehead as it was in another place. And Fai's body leaning over to his was in no way helping his growing "fever." Desperate, Syaoran shifted his eyes away, only to be met with Kurogane glaring. He wasn't sure if it was directed at him, but that didn't really matter because since due to Fai's non-attire, Kurogane matched with (thank God) jeans. They were both in sex mode in Syaoran's eyes, and as he frantically tried to make it look as though he was not turned on, Mokona began to sing.

"Move it in! Move it out! Shove it iiin! Round n' bout! Disco lady!" (1) Oh, what a horrible picture it was to see Mokona in a little high chair swinging it's spoon around and singing about moving things in and out and somehow being able to add that disco sound to it. Or sex sound. And now not only was Syaoran going to have to gauge his eyes out, he was also going to need to break his ear drums.

"What a nice song, Mokona!" Fai said, hand still on Syaoran's forehead. "I'd ask where I could get it, but I seem to currently have no use for it. Isn't that right, Kuro-myu?"

Suddenly, it was on.

"Well, maybe you would if you weren't so set on killing things," Kurogane mumbled.

"And what exactly is that supposed to mean? That I'm too good with my wand that I 'kill you'?" Why was Fai's hand still on Syaoran's head? He was pretty sure that it did not take that long to see if he had a fever or not!

"Hardly. You wouldn't be able to kill anyone with that sad excuse for a wand!"

"You're one to talk. You have no idea how to use yours!"

"You have a wand, Kurogane-san?" Sakura asked, eyes all sparkly. "I didn't know you knew how to use magic!"

"Oh, Sakura-chan," Fai began, "I wouldn't exactly call his use of it 'magical.'"

"Which is why I stick with my sword," Kurogane said. "It hurts, and I can tell, what with your screaming."

"You've actually hurt Fai-san?!" Sakura asked, horrified (Syaoran was wondering if there was any polite way for him to tell her to please keep her mouth shut).

"Yes. But he enjoys it, so everything's fine." Sakura looked confused.

But Syaoran was able to tear his eyes away from Fai's rather nice, uncovered legs to look at his face. At their close proximity, he noticed Fai's eyebrow twitch just ever so slightly. Something told him that that was bad.

"Oh, Kuro-wan wan!" Fai giggled. "You know I only make those sounds to make you feel better about your skills!"

"Is that so?" Kurogane growled. "Then I guess we won't have anymore sparring practices since you think I'm so unskilled, huh?"

"I-I wouldn't go that far! After all, practice makes perfect!"

"I disagree. We've been practicing for months and you haven't improved at all."

Just then, Syaoran saw something flash in Fai's eyes that he was pretty sure he never wanted to see again. Slowly, Fai turned to Sakura with the sweetest smile on and said, "Sakura-chan, you and I need to get you some more lotion when we go to market tomorrow!"

"Why?" Sakura asked. "Didn't we just get an entire bottle yesterday?"

"Well, yes, but Kuro-perv used it all!" Zang Zadamn!

In less than two point five seconds, Kurogane have leapt over the table and was chasing Fai out of the dining room to the upstairs. It seemed they were going to settle some things. Meanwhile, after seeing a naked Fai run away, Syaoran's fever had peaked and he desperately needed to cure it. With his backed turned away from his princess, he excused himself and went to go say his abc's to avoid any dirty-ness.

Poor Sakura was so confused. Luckily, Mokona was there and still singing!

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1.) That song is "Disco Lady" by Johnnie Taylor, I think. My mom played it to me on her record player and the both of us started to laugh at how suggestive the chorus is! The rest is fine, it's just that one part about moving or shoving stuff in and out! I thought it would be cute if Mokona sang it!

A/N: I really wanted to do another innuendo thing, so I came up with this, but needed something to lead into it, hence, the last chapter! And daylight savings was the perfect excuse for Syaoran to walk in on them without knocking. Not as good as the first innuendo chapter, but still fun (I freaked myself out with the lotion jab!).