A/N;; Sorry these past few updates have been so long, if u read my author's note a while back you'd c y.
Jus for fair warning, this chapter will jump back and forth between Emmett and Rosalie's POV's. I may throw in a random Alice, Jasper, Edward, or Bella POV as well. Most likely Alice or Jasper. We'll c.
I'm going to thank GenniPenni for giving me some song choices, of which I used Sugar by Flo Rida. I also thanking my friend who helped me with some of the karaoke songs.
I own nothing Stephenie Meyer and the artists of the songs do.
Onto the much awaited as well as anticipated chapter!!!!!
Chapter 9 - Clubbing
EmPOV
I finished rolling the sleeves up on my white button up dress shirt. Alice, being the fashion pixie she is, sent over an outfit for me via Jasper and Edward when they came over to get ready. Being the traitors they were, they actually passed it on to me. My shirt was paired with dark wash jeans, and a pair of white Nike's. Jasper and Edward on the other hand had on grey dress shirts with light wash jeans and black nike's. I ran my fingers through my curls, attempting to get them to stay in place, rather then their normal unruly ways of sticking out in every direction known to mankind.
I headed out of the bathroom, finding the other guys sitting on the couch watching a hockey game on TV, waiting for the girls. They were supposed to be back almost two hours ago, I doubted they were back now if they weren't back two hours ago. I plopped down on the couch with the guys, just getting into the game when the door creaked as someone opened it... all three of our heads turned towards the door, all our jaws dropping at the sight of our girls.
Their short skirts and halter tops left little to the imagination. I was torn between drooling over Rosie, or covering her as well as my sister in ankle-length sleeved trench coats for the whole night. There wasn't any doubt I would have to keep Rose at my side tonight, knowing all too well what the guys at the club would be thinking about my Rose. I could only hope Edward could keep the guys away from my baby sister.
"What," Alice asked menacingly, disturbing the serene silence of the room. "What are you guys wearing!?!?!?!" Both Jasper and Edward pretty much screamed in shock. They are such girls. Obviously we were all thinking the same thing about the outfits they were wearing. I was finally able to move off the couch, removing the shock I had in my system as I made my way over to Rose, whom during the silence had made her way to the kitchen.
"Whatcha looking for babe?" I came up behind her, sliding my arms around her waist as she dug through the fridge.
"Something to drink, what does it look like?" She held up a water bottle, turning her head towards me.
"Nothing, babe." I pulled her closer to my chest, burrying my face in her hair by her neck. "What's with the outfit baby?" She shook her head, smiling lightly.
"Alice." I chuckled, pressing a kiss to her jawline.
"Stop canoodling in the fridge and get out here Emmett and Rose- or else we will have to buy a new fridge due to hygienic problems!" Alice yelled.
Rose growled at Alice as she stormed out of the room. I smiled sheepishly at Alice, duckin my head down as we ran down to the car lot to get my totally awesome jeep.
I had no clue who would be driving home, but I hoped they wouldn't wreck my jeep on the way. If they did, they would be paying for the repairs.
I climbed into the driver's seat, Rosalie in the passenger's, while Alice, Edward, Bella, and Jasper all piled into the back seat.
RPOV
We rode in silence to the club, an occasional cough or fidget here and there. Emmett and I kept stealing glances at each other the whole way there, my hand resting on his thigh, tracing small circles against the fabric of his jeans.
Arriving at the club we all climbed out of the jeep, heading to the not so short waiting line to get in.
I leaned into Emmett's chest as we waited to be ushered inside. "Were you trying to distract me in the car?" He whispered huskily in my ear, sucking lightly on the skin behind my ear.
"Uhhhh..." I couldn't even form a coherent word, let alone thought with him doing that.
We finally got to the front of the line, and were instantly ushered inside. The music was blasting as the lyrics from Pitbulls' "I Know You Want Me" filled the air of the packed club.
"You guys want anything to drink?" Jasper asked all of us. The three of us girls nodded, looking to our guys as Alice spoke.
"You guys go get them, and we'll find a table." I leaned into Emmett as I waited for them to agree, once they finally nodded we told them what we wanted. I looked at Alice a smirk on my face, and she nodded an identical smirk on her face. "Sex on the beach, times three."
We grabbed Bella's arms, dragging her off to a table in a secluded corner, well it was more of a booth with cushion bench chairs surrounding all but one side of the table. "Why'd you guys have to get me alcohol? I don't like drinking, I would much rather have a soda or water." Bella started complaining as we all sat down.
"Because, Edward is already doing the driving, so you don't need to worry about being sober. Besides, it's more fun if you've had a few to drink. And it may make you better at dancing,"
I told her. Her eyes, which had gone wide at the mention of dancing, glared at me. She was still grumbling as the guys made their way to the table, taking seats by their mutual other.
I leaned into Emmett's side as I took my drink from him. Edward was drinking something of what looked to be jack and coke.
"Eddie, that better be non-alcoholic or we'll have no way to get home tonight." He glared at me, handing me his cup. I took a sip of it, coke, he was safe as long as he didn't go get something different and just stuck with coke the rest of the night.
"Rose, Bella!!! Come on, I wanna dance." Alice bounced in her seat as she grabbed our arms, dragging us off to the dance floor with her.
"But I can't dance guys!" Boy was Bella full of complaints, it seemed as though she had a different one for each subject.
Alice and I were swaying our hips to the beat, trying to help Bella get the hang of it as the song "Flirt" by The Pussycat Dolls came on. "
Think we can give them a show" I attempted a whisper in the loud club towards Alice. She grinned at me as we began to grind, knowing all too well what Jaspers' reaction would be, but curious to how Emmett would react.
We both continued dancing, Bella having made her way back to the table with the guys. All of a sudden I felt an unrecognizable hand on the small of my back, as someone moved to dance with me. I tried to ignore them but they started pressing into me. I looked over my shoulder, glaring at the person.
"Back off and get your hands off me you perve!" I snapped. He backed away, but not for long, his hand was back on my back yet again as he moved closer to me again. I spun around on my heel, slapping him across the face in the process. "I said to get your hands off of me."I yelled.
He took a step towards me, "You stupid blonde bitch!"
EmPOV
I sat at the table with the guys, watching as Rose, Alice, and Bella made their way to the dance floor. No one could prepare me for what I saw next. Bella had made her way back to the table as "Flirt" by The Pussycat Dolls came on the speakers, Rose and Alice on the other hand....
My jaw dropped seeing them grinding together. Eww.. Rose should be grinding against me, not Alice. Internal pout! Edward and Jasper were more composed then me, oddly.
"They do this often?" I asked, curiously. The both nodded, and shook their heads at their sisters. Wow....
I watched as a guy made his way up to the girls, standing behind my Rose. She looked livid as she looked over her shoulder at the guy. I had a feeling Rose could stand her own ground so I left it, letting her deal with it. He stepped away for a bit, but made his way back to her. I stood up then, making my way over to them as she spun around to face him, slapping him in the process.
"I said to get your hands off me!"
He took another step towards her as I came up behind her, wrapping an arm around her waist. "You stupid blonde bitch!" I glared at him, pulling Rose against my chest. "I think you should leave, now. Before either I hurt you badly- so you remember it until you're 85, or I let her go- I'm pretty sure she could do worse damage than me." He ran off then.
"You okay babe?" I rubbed circles in her hip as I looked down at her. She smiled up at me, "Yeah, though I'm afraid I'm going to have to destroy this shirt. That guy reaked."
I chuckled, leaning down and kissing her. Her arms wrapped around my neck as the music changed.
"Dance with me?" I nodded and we made our way closer to the middle of the dance floor, off the edge incase the guy came back again.
The song now playing was "Sugar" by Flo Rida. I grinned down at her as she rocked her hips to the beat, grinding into me. I listened to the lyrics of the song as Rose sang along, looking up at me the whole time. 'My lips like sugar, my lips like sugar. This candy got you sprung, this candy got you sprung. So call me your sugar, so call me your sugar. You love you some, you love you some. I'm sweet like,' I bent down kissing her neck as we danced, my hands on her hips, hers still around my neck.
The song continued as I bent down, pressing my lips to her ear, singing my favourite part in her ear. 'I got a good appetite with you on me, on me. I'll wrap you out of them clothes. You my treat, my treat. Girl you my sugar, I call you candy. And tonight I'm gonna get me some, get me some. Girl you my sugar, I call you candy. And tonight I'm gonna get me some, get me some sugar.'
I pressed a kiss to her neck as the song ended. I grabbed her hands as we made our way back to the table and sat down with everyone.
"Hey Rose, Em. You okay sis?" Jas asked, looking at his sister as we sat down. He really was overprotective, I wonder if I should still be careful what I do with Rose around him.
I would hope I wouldn't have to be as careful anymore, maybe. Rose rested back against my chest, grabbing her drink and drinking some. "I'm fine Jas... no need to worry." She grinned at her brother, as he gave a soft smile, seeming unsure if he should believe her or not.
"Get me another drink?" She asked, looking at me. "Ooooh me tooo!!! Jassy!!!!" I laughed as both Jasper and I headed to the bar to get the girls another drink.
APOV(alice)
I looked to Rose as Edward took Bella out of the club for some fresh air, evidently she was getting claustrophobic. I grinned at Rose, who was sipping at the last of her drink, waiting for another one. "So Rose, what was going on on the dance floor with you and Emmett that had you blushing scarlet?" She bit her lip looking down into her cup, clearly trying to avoid the question. "I don't see how that's any of your business, Alice." she mumbled.
"Rosalie! Come on- you have to tell me before they get back, or I'll make you tell me in front of all of them." She glared at me then, but I wasn't going to back down... I never did, I could always take Rosalie if it came to it.
"It was nothing, jeeze Ali. We were just dancing that was it." I cocked my head to the side, giving her a look. "And..." She grumbled, chewing on the corner of her lip.
"And nothing. We danced, he sang some of the lyrics to me. That's it." I grinned, looking up at her. "He sang some of the lyrics? Which ones?" She shook her head vigorously. "Not telling, sorry but I've told you enough already." I pouted then, giving her my puppy eyes. "Damnit Alice! I said no." I giggled.
"Pretty please, I won't tell anyone else. I just really want to know. I thought we told each other everything!" She groaned then, pulling on a strand of her hair.
"Not in public Alice! Jeeze. I may tell you tomorrow, keyword being may." I pouted, and was going to push it further but the guys were on there way back.
"Fine, but I will be pressuring you to tell me tomorrow." She rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, yeah whatever."
RPOV
The guys finally came back, saving me from Alice's ruthless interrogating. I smiled up at Emmett as he handed me my drink. "Thanks..." I took a sip as he slid in the booth beside me, wrapping his arm around my waist and resting his chin on my shoulder. I looked at him, raising my eyebrow. "Hmm?" He shook his head, kissing my cheek. Edward and Bella walked back in then, sitting at the back of the booth. "You okay Bella?" I asked. She nodded, resting her head onto Edward's shoulder.
Alice got up and walked away then, without Jasper oddly enough. I could tell she was up to something because normally she would take Jasper with her if she walked off. I could only hope she wasn't up to something that could permanently embarrass us all for life. I grabbed Emmett's hand pulling him up with me. "Come on babe, I wanna dance again." He shook his head as I dragged him back onto the floor.
"What you don't want to dance with me? I'm sure I could find someone who would want to dance if you don't." He narrowed his eyes, wrapping his arms around my waist as we got to the dance floor. "No way in hell will I let that happen." He whispered huskily in my ear. I grinned, draping my arm behind his neck. "And how do you plan on keeping that from happening?"
He tilted his head down burying it in my neck. "Well.... I could do this." He started kissing and sucking on my neck. "Unnnhhhhh." The music changed then to Paradiso Gilrs and Lil Jon "Patron Tequila". He smirked, wrapping his arm around my waist, pulling me into him. "Damn Emmmm." I whimpered slightly. He smirked knowing all too well what he was doing to me. He kissed down my shoulder as the song ended, leaving the whole place quiet all of a sudden.
Suddenly someone was speaking over the speaker system. "Okay everyone. Tonight we're going to try something new. We're going to be doing Karaoke. So if everyone could return to their seats. We had people sign up earlier so we will call you on stage in the order you signed up. When you get up here make sure to give the DJ your song choice. Any song is allowed. So have fun."
We made our way back to the booth, Emmett sitting down first and pulling me into his lap, wrapping his arms around my waist. I leaned backwards, drink in my hand as I sipped at it. Alice had a huge smirk on her face, bouncing enthusiastically in her chair. "Okay so first up on our list is.... Rosalie Hale." I literally spit out my drink. "WHAT!?!?!?" I glared at Alice, as Emmett let go of me & I made my way to the dance floor.
"I'm going to kill that damn pixie...." I muttered under my breath. I stepped onto the dance floor, taking the microphone. "So Rosalie, what song will you be singing for us tonight?" I thought about it for a minute, tapping my foot likely. "Well.... I guess I'll be singing 'Vogue' by Madonna." I grinned, waiting for the music to start up so I could start to sing.
What Are You Looking At?
Strike a pose.
Strike a pose.
Vogue, vogue, vogue
Vogue, vogue, vogue
Look around everywhere you turn is heartache
It's everywhere that you go [look around]
You try everything you can to escape
The pain of life that you know [life that you know]
When all else fails and you long to be
Something better than you are today
I know a place where you can get away
It's called a dance floor, and here's what it's for, so
Come on, vogue
Let your body move to the music [move to the music]
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, vogue
Let your body go with the flow [go with the flow]
You know you can do it
All you need is your own imagination It makes no difference if you're black or white
So use it that's what it's for [that's what it's for]
Go inside, for your finest inspiration
Your dreams will open the door [open up the door]
If you're a boy or a girl
If the music's pumping it will give you new life
You're a superstar, yes, that's what you are, you know it
Come on, vogue
Let your body groove to the music [move to the music]
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, vogue
Let your body go with the flow [go with the flow]
You know you can do it
Beauty's where you find it
Not just where you bump and grind it
Soul is in the musical
That's where I feel so beautiful
Magical, life's a ball
So get up on the dance floor
Come on, vogue
Let your body move to the music [move to the music]
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, vogue
Let your body go with the flow [go with the flow]
You know you can do it
Vogue, [Vogue]
Beauty's where you find it [move to the music]
Vogue, [Vogue]
Beauty's where you find it [go with the flow]
Greta Garbo, and Monroe
Dietrich and DiMaggio
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
On the cover of a magazine
Grace Kelly; Harlow, Jean
Picture of a beauty queen
Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire
Ginger Rogers, dance on air
They had style, they had grace
Rita Hayworth gave good face
Lauren, Katherine, Lana too
Bette Davis, we love you
Ladies with an attitude
Fella's that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it
Vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue
Oooh, you've got to
Let your body move to the music
Oooh, you've got to just
Let your body go with the flow
Oooh, you've got to just,
Vogue!
Everyone was clapping as I walked back over to the table, seating myself right back in Emmett's lap again. Emmett kissed my cheek, wrapping his arms around my waist again. "I didn't know you could sing like that Rose." I grinned, nodding my head. Twisting a bit I kissed him hard on the lip, wrapping my arms around his neck to pull him closer to me.
"Ahem...." We continued kissing until someone through something hitting me in the back of the head. "What the hell was that for?" Jasper glared at me, as if saying 'isn't it obvious' as I rolled my eyes. "You were putting on a much unwanted show there." I sighed, resting my head against Emmett's shoulder as we waited for the next person to be called.
"Okay so next up will be, Alice Cullen."
APOV
I made my way up to the dance floor, grinning. I was literally bouncing in anticipation as they handed me the mic. "So Alice, what do you plan on singing." Slightly off in the audience I heard someone muttering "oh dear god." I stuck my tongue out towards my table, knowing it was most likely Edward or Rosalie. "I'll be singing 'Genie in a Bottle' by Christina Aguilera" I tapped my foot to the beat as the music started up.
Oh...
I feel like I've been locked up tight
For a century of lonely nights
Waiting for someone
To release me
You're licking your lips and blowing kisses my way
But that dont mean I'm gonna give it away
Baby, baby, baby
(baby, baby, baby)
Oh whoa...
My body's saying let's go
Oh whoa...
But my heart is saying no (no)
If you wanna be with me, baby
There's a price you pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
You gotta make a big impression
I gotta like what you do
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby
Gotta rub me the right way, honey
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby
Come, come, come and let me out
The music's playing and the lights' down low
One more dance and then we're good to go
Waiting for someone
Who needs me
Hormones racing at the speed of light
But that don't mean it's gonna be tonight
Baby, baby, baby
(baby, baby, baby)
Oh whoa...
My body's saying let's go
Oh whoa...
But my heart is saying no (no)
If you wanna be with me
Baby, there's a price you pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
Come and set me free, baby
And i'll be with you
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby
Gotta rub me the right way, honey
I'm a geine in a bottle, baby
Come, come, come and let me out
Oh whoa...
My body's sayin let's go
Oh whoa...
But my heart is saying no (no)
If you wanna be with me, baby
There's a price you pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
You gotta make a big impression
I gotta like what you do
If you wanna be with me, baby
There's a price you pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
Come and set me free, baby
And i'll be with you
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby
Come, come, come and let me out
I danced back over to our table, plopping down right beside Jas. Everyone was clapping and I knew I had the hugest grin on my face. "You just had to do that song didn't you?" Edward asked. I grinned, "Well of course my dear brother, what other song was I supposed to do?" I wasn't sure who was next for this, I placed our names all over between other people's names so we wouldn't all be right after each other.
"Okay so the next person up will be, Mike Newton....." Eww that guy was gross, I think he was the guy hitting on Rosalie as well....
EmPOV
I rested my chin on Rose's shoulder as we waited for the next guy to get done with his song. "You gotta be kidding me." I muttered watching as he walked onto the dance floor. "So Mike, what will you be singing?" The guy looked almost giddy at the thought of singing something in front of everybody. "I'll be singing 'One Week' by the Barenaked Ladies." I choked on my laughter, burying my face in Rose's neck.
"He's seriously going to do that song." She spoke softly. I nodded, "Scary isn't it?" She laughed kissing me softly. "Terrifying." We sat back listening as the guy literally butchered the song to pieces. He walked off the dance floor with little clapping or cheering. "Okay so next is Jessica Stanley." Rose looked horrified hearing that name.
"What is it?" She shook her head. "I went to school with her, she couldn't really sing anything... ever." I laughed, as we waited for her to state what song she would be singing. "I'll be singing 'Waterfalls' by TLC!" she spoke in a nasally voice.
I didn't dare pick up my drink until she was finished with the song. I wasn't sure which voice I would rather hear, her normal voice, or her singing voice.... they were both annoying as hell. She ran off the dance floor when she finished, a few people clapping and cheering in the corner for her.
"And next up will be Emmett McCarty." Rose jumped out of my arms, kissing me before I headed off to the dance floor, knowing exactly which song I would be singing. "Okay Emmett what song will you be singing for us tonight?" I grinned out towards Rose, winking at her. "I'll be singing... 'If You Want it to be Good Girl (Get Yourself a Bad Boy)' by Backstreet Boys" I grinned over at Rose as the music started and began to sing.
If you want it to be good girl
Get yourself a bad boy
(Yeah I like this, ha ha)
If you want it to be wild
Gotta know just who to dial baby (that's me)
If you really like it hot
Find someone who hits the spot honey (oh yes)
And if you want to get it done
Babe you gotta get the one
The one who's got it goin' on
If you wanna make it last
Gotta know just who to ask
Babe he's gotta be the best (tonight it's me)
If you want it to be good girl
Get yourself a bad boy
If you really want it good girl
Get yourself a bad boy
Get it like it could be, would be
Yeah like it should be
If you want it to be good girl
Get yourself a bad boy
If you like it innovative
Better get someone creative honey (yes)
And if you want it to be jammin'
Gotta get somebody slammin' baby (oh yeah)
And if you want to get it done
Babe you gotta get the one
The one who's got it goin' on
If you wanna make it last
Gotta know just who to ask
Babe he's gotta be the best (tonight it's me)
If you want it to be good girl
Get yourself a bad boy
If you really want it good girl
Get yourself a bad boy
Get it like it could be, would be
Yeah like it should be
If you want it to be good girl
Get yourself a bad boy
Heh heh heh heh now listen
These are things your mama shouldn't know
These are things I really wanna show
These are things I wanna show you how
So won't you let me show you right now? (ooh baby)
And if you want to get it done
Babe you gotta get the one
The one who's got it goin' on
If you wanna make it last
Gotta know just who to ask
Babe he's gotta be the best (tonight it's me)
If you want it to be good girl
Get yourself a bad boy
If you really want it good girl
Get yourself a bad boy
Get it like it could be, would be
Yeah like it should be
If you want it to be good girl
Get yourself a bad boy
If you really want it good, If you really want it good
If you really want it good, If you really want it good
If you really want it good, If you really want it good
If you really want it good, If you really want it good
If you really want it good, If you really want it good
If you really want it good
I chuckled as everyone cheered around me as I headed off the stage. I walked back to the booth, Rose blushing scarlet as I got to her. Her hand grasped my collar, pulling me down to her eye level. "Don't you ever embarrass me like that ever again." She then crushed her mouth on to mine, snaking her arms around my neck, tangling her fingers in my hair. "Don't worry baby I'll try not to." She gave me a look, moving her hands to her hips. "I won't do it again." I said softly, defeated.
"Good." She proceeded to pull me down onto the bench, situating herself in my lap and leaned back into my chest. "I'm not kidding either Em... never again." I chuckled, pressing a kiss into her neck. "I won't, don't worry." She nodded then as the guy came back to the mic. "Okay so next up will be..... Jasper Hale." Jas looked defeated as he got up, heading up the the dance floor.
JPOV(jasper)
"Okay so next up will be.... Jasper Hale." I gulped hearing my name being called. I headed up to the dance floor, hanging my head in defeat. If I didn't love the women I would soon call my wife I would be high tailing it out of here as of now. "So, Jasper; what song will you be singing for us." I bit my lip, I literally had no clue what song I would be singing, not my fault.
"Uh well.... I guess I'll be singing 'Baby Got Back' by Sir Mix-a-Lot" Why I chose that song, I have no clue. I guess Alice deserves to be embarrassed a bit after signing me up for this thing in the first place.
(music just plays this)
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!
(jas sings from here on out)
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
I like 'em round, and big Baby got back!
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
I strolled off the dance floor back over to Alice. She was livid, but I couldn't blame her I did just embarrass her in front of the whole club. "Love you baby," I whispered in her ear, kissing her cheek softly.
RPOV
I laughed having heard what Jasper sang. Was he seriously asking for a death wish....? I grabbed my drink off the table and finished it off. I rested back into Emmett's chest then. "Em...." I whispered, seeing as it was quiet as they were waiting to call the next person on stage I could just whisper and have a conversation between just the two of us. "What babe?" He asked against my neck where he was currently kissing me, managing to distract me from our surroundings. "I need another drink." He chuckled, moving me to sit beside him and grabbed my empty cup. "Be right back."
I leaned back against the bench, listening as they called another person on stage. "Okay, our next person will be Lauren Mallory." Oh hell, another girl from school I couldn't stand anymore then the last one. "I thought she moved away when she ended up pregnant." Alice commented. I laughed, "We could only have hoped." She nodded. We watched as she made her way to the dance floor, the beginning notes of 'Battlefield' by Jordin Sparks began. Jeeze, she couldn't carry a tune either.
Emmett was back at my side as she finished her song, placing my drink in my hand. "Aren't you going to try anything different babe?" I shook my head, I liked to stick with the same thing when we went out to clubs, if I didn't, bad things tended to happen. I rested back into his chest, sipping lightly at my drink as another bystander was called onto the stage. I wasn't even paying attention anymore as I drank my drink and Emmett proceeded to kiss and suck on the skin by my shoulder. I was beginning to wonder if I should worry about how much he had to drink tonight, nah.
"You trying to distract me or something?" He grinned, nipping my shoulder. "I'll take that as a yes." Edward coughed then, giving us a glare. "Could you guys be a bit more discreet? People are staring!" I rolled my eyes sighing softly. "What ever you say Eddie boy." He sneered at the nickname, and I heard the announcers voice break through the silence as he went to speak to me.
"Next up will be.... Edward Cullen."
EdPOV(edward)
AWWW HELL!!!! I headed up to the dance floor, taking the microphone in my hand. "So Edward, what do you plan on singing for us tonight?" I ran my hand through my unruly hair, pausing to think for a second. "I guess I'll be singing 'Kiss Me Thru The Phone' by Soulja Boy, featuring Sammie." The music began and I proceeded to sing along to the words appearing on the screen.
Baby you know that I miss you
I wanna get with you tonight but I cannot baby girl
And that's the issue
Girl you know I miss you
I just wanna kiss you
But I can't right now so baby kiss me thru the phone
(kiss me thru the phone)
I'll see you later on (later on)
Kiss me thru the phone
(kiss me thru the phone)
See you when I get home (I get home)
Baby, I know that you like me (678) 999-8212
You my future wifey
SouljaBoyTellEm yeah you could be my bonnie
I could be your clyde
You could be my wife
Text me, call me, I need you in my life yeah
All that, everyday I need ya
And everytime I see ya my feelings get deeper
I miss ya, I miss ya
I really wanna kiss you but I can't
Baby you know that I miss you
I wanna get with you tonight but I cannot baby girl
And that's the issue
Girl you know I miss you
I just wanna kiss you
But I can't right now so baby kiss me thru the phone
(kiss me thru the phone)
See you later on (later on)
Kiss me thru the phone
(kiss me thru the phone)
See you when I get home (I get home)
Baby, I been thinking lately (678) 999-8212
So much about you
Everything about you, I like it, I love it
Kissing you in public
Thinking nothing of it
Roses by the dozen
Talking on the phone
Baby you so sexy your voice is so lovely
I love your complexion
I miss ya, I miss ya, I miss ya
I really wanna kiss you but I can't
Baby you know that I miss you
I wanna get with you tonight but I cannot baby girl
And that's the issue
Girl you know I miss you
I just wanna kiss you
But I can't right now so baby kiss me thru the phone
(kiss me thru the phone)
See you later on (later on)
Kiss me thru the phone
(kiss me thru the phone)
See you when I get home (I get home)
She call my phone like (678) 999-8212
(da da dadadada da dadadada da dadadada da)
We on the phone like
(da da dadadada da dadadada da dadadada da)
We taking pics like
(da da dadadada da dadadada da dadadada da)
She dial my number like
(da da dadadada da dadadada da dadadada da)
Baby you know that I miss you
I wanna get with you tonight but I cannot baby girl
And that's the issue
Girl you know I miss you
I just wanna kiss you
But I can't right now so baby kiss me thru the phone
(kiss me thru the phone)
See you later on (later on)
Kiss me thru the phone
(kiss me thru the phone)
See you when I get home (I get home)
I quickly made my way back to the booth, sitting myself down beside Bella. She placed a kiss on my cheek, "You were really good Edward." she spoke softly. I grinned, glad that she liked it.
"And last but definitely not least, we hope, Bella Swan."
BPOV (bella)
"And last but defiantly not least, we hope, Bella Swan." I gulped standing up slowly. My knees were shaking and my stomach was turning, I never did good in front of huge crowds. "So, Ms. Swan. What do you plan on singing for us today?" I sighed softly grabbing the mic. "I'll be singing 'Everytime We Touch' by Cascada." The music started slow but got faster, I knew that.
I still hear your voice, when you sleep next to me.
I still feel your touch in my dreams.(my dreams)
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
Without you it's hard to survive.
'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat slow...
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.
Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky.
They wipe away tears that I cry. (I cry)
The good and the bad times, we've been through them all.
You make me rise when I fall.
'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
'Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static.
And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky.
Can't you hear my heart beat slow...
I can't let you go.
Want you in my life.
'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling.
And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last.
Need you by my side.
I slowly made my way back to the table, careful not to trip once and succeeded. I sat down and Edward's arms wrapped around me. "That was beautiful, love." Love? When did he start calling me love? I could feel the heat rising in my cheeks, I was blushing extremely and now everyone knew.
EmPOV
"WOW" the guy who was announcing said as Bella came back over to the table. "I think we have a winner! Bella Swan!" Bella having already been red when she got back, jumped up the blush scale at least three spots hearing she had won. "Your prize is a free night in the club the next time you come. No entrance fee or drink fee." She blushed even more, burying her face in Edward's shoulder. "Okay, now we'll get back to the music." The music began the notes of a song I wasn't sure I knew, but for now it didn't matter if I did or didn't.
"Aliiiiice!!!!!" Alice looked towards Rose. Rose reached out, grabbing Alice's hand, pulling herself up as well as Alice. "Come on sis, let's go get some shots." They both headed off towards the bar as I looked back and forth between Edward and Jasper. "Good or bad idea?" They shook their heads, sipping on their drinks. No answer, I guessed I should take that as a bad idea, I think.
The girls came back with a tray in their arms, three rows of shots, three in each color, I assumed it was by flavor, I hadn't done much clubbing or drinking myself in Pheonix. The girls all sat down, setting up a row of shots in front of themselves, and then a row in front of Bella. "Okay these are jello shots." Alice told Bella. "We have six each, first to finish has to do the other's laundry, in mine and Rose's case. And for you Bella, if I win you have to go shopping once a week with me for a month, if you win I can't make you go shopping for a whole month. Got it?" All the girls nodded, "Okay you guys are the judges." Rose told Edward, Jasper, and me.
"Ready, set, GO!" Edward and Jasper both shouted. The girls took a hole of one shot tipping their heads back and doing it. Rose and Alice were neck and neck at three while Bella was still trying to figure out how to get the shot out. Bella had finally got the hang of it and was catching up quick, I think the girls were just giving her a chance to catch up. They all got down to one shot left and started doing it at the same time.
Surprisingly Bella's empty shot glass hit the table first, Rose second, and Alice left. "Nooooo!" Alice pouted, folding her arms over her chest. Rose smirked, "Alice looks like you'll be doing laundry and not dragging Bella shopping for a month." She sniffled while Bella and Rose high fived across the table. Seems as though they were rubbing in winning towards Alice, making her face turn even more pitiful in defeat.
"Emmmm go get me and Bella a drink. Please!!!!' I looked at Rose as she asked me to get them drinks. "What do you want, same things?" Bella nodded while Rose bit her lip for a sec. "Screwdriver please." I nodded and headed off to the bar. "Wait Em!" Rose ran up to me, wrapping her arms around mine, leaning into my shoulder. "What Rose?" She grinned up at me, "I wanna come with you." I shook my head as we continued walking to the bar.
"What can I get you two?" I looked at Rose, waiting for her to order. "One screwdriver, one sex on the beach, and...." I looked at the bartender. "Jack and coke please." He nodded and headed off to make our drinks. "You having fun Em?" I nodded. "A lot of fun babe." She leaned up kissing me quickly on the lips. "Okay good."
"Your drinks sir."
We took the drinks and headed back to the table. "Here Bella."
I handed her her drink and sat down, pulling Rose into my lap. "Anyone ready to go home yet?" Edward was the one that asked, mister DD himself.
"I just got a new drink Eddie. Quit whining." Rose snapped at him. "Yea, and maybe someone shouldn't have gotten her that new drink." I heard him mumbling.
She had drank about half her drink then, setting it on the table and leaned back into my chest. "You want to dance again Emmett?" I shook my head, kissing her cheek. "I think we've both had enough dancing for the night tonight. How about you finish your drink and we can head home, I think everyone's getting tired." Actually, Alice had passed out in Jaspers' arms already, and Bella was getting close to passing out on Edwards' shoulder. "Okay." She pouted and finished up her drink. "Let's go guys."
We all stood up and headed to the jeep. I tossed the keys to Edward and he helped Bella up into the passenger seat. Jasper and Alice were already up in the jeep as I helped Rose up and climbed in myself. As soon as we were pulling out of the parking lot Rose was buried into my side, half asleep half awake. "Love you." she murmured softly. "Love you too Rosie."
We got back to the apartments, all the girls having passed out. Each of us guys scooped up our girls in our arms. "I'll take Bella to your guy's apartment and stay with her tonight." Edward said as we got up to our floor. I nodded and unlocked the door for him. I headed over with Rose to her apartment and carried her inside and to her room.
I laid her on her bed, and I was about to slip out and head back to my apartment but she spoke up. "Em, please stay." I walked over, slipping out of my shoes, jeans, and shirt and climbed in bed with her. "I'll stay Rosie," I said kissing her cheek and dozing off next to the woman that I loved.
A/N ;; Again I'm sorry for how long this took. It was an extremely long chapter as you can tell, and then I had to have it beta'ed, after taking almost two weeks to finally figure out what I wanted to have typed.
I'm still working on the next chapter, so I'm not sure when I'll get it next, sorry.
Review please!!!! :D
Word Count ;; 8,500ish
