Welcome back guys for another chapter, I have great news, we have reached the 100,000 petition mark and are going further to destroy the horrid SOPA that threatens FanFiction and the internet whole. *cheers* I forgot to mention in the last chapter that Yukari and Kokoa look older now (like when they took the gro-gro drops) anyway lets get on with the story.

story start.

Naruto and Menma arrived at the front of the academy building from Menma's teleport. The twins walked in the building and up to the designated room, room 301. Naruto opened the door and let Menma in first, before going in himself, the room was currently empty with multiple rows of desks. Naruto walked over to the teachers desk and sat down in the chair, propping his feet onto the desk as he decided to take a quick nap. Menma grabbed a chair and sat next to his brother before pulling out a book on magical races and opened it to where he left off.

20 minutes past and the door opened to reveal Moka, Kurumu, Mizore, Yukari, Ruby, Kokoa, Sigui, Claudette, and Nyx as they entered the room. Simon, Akua, and Jasmine had dropped them off and gone to the teachers' lounge, as stated in the forms for the chunin exams. The girls grabbed seats before they noticed the Nephilim brothers at the front of the class. One was sleeping and the other was reading.

Moka said "hey, it's that guy that we saw land in front of the shop earlier"

"It seems that they are also here for the exams" said Claudette as she folded her arms under her large bust.

"Hmm, they seem familiar" said Nyx as she tilted her head. The other girls agreed and started talking about something else, like clothes, music, and food. None of them noticed the twin's smirks.

(A while later, in the lobby of the academy)

Team 7 was walking through the lobby to the stairs, Sasuke was still being arrogant, Sakura was swooning over him and Sai was thinking of things to paint. Once they got to the second floor they saw a large crowd standing in front of a door that had 301 over it.

"Please, let us through" begged Tenten as she was pushed back by the two 'genin' at the door.

"Sorry, little girl, but the exams would destroy you, just turn around and go home" the 'genin A' sneered.

"That goes for the rest of you little brats, you all will be eaten alive by this exam, so just take the advice" 'genin B' called out.

Sasuke decided to act tough and walked up to the two "drop the illusion, my superior eyes can tell that the number 301 is actually 201" Sasuke said with arrogance as Sakura swooned at ' her man', Sai face-palmed "you idiot, it was a trick to narrow down the competition." as the number shimmered before changing to 201.

"You are good, but can your eyes see this." The two 'genin' were engulfed in a puff of smoke before a chunin lunged out with a punch ready. But before the two could hit each other Rock Lee appeared and blocked their attacks.

'What the-' they both thought. "Please do not fight here and now, the exams will start in a few minutes." said Rock Lee as he walked back to his team, before he spotted Sakura and rushed over to her.

"Sakura, please go out with me! I'll protect you with my life!" said Lee enthusiastically as he winked at her.

"EEEWWW, no, get away you creep" Sakura shrieked as she scrambled backward, trying to get away from Lee.

Lee looked a bit dejected to hear that, but said "never less, I shall win your heart with the power of YOUTH" the Bruce Lee wannabe gave her two thumbs up with a dazzling smile. Sakura was thinking to herself.

'Like I would waste my time with this weirdo, Sasuke is the only one for me." Soon every genin left for the correct room Team 7 and 9 passed a small training room, Rock Lee spotted Sasuke and turned to him

"You must be Sasuke Uchiha, please to meet you, I challenge you for Sakura's heart" said Lee as he got into a stance. Sasuke smirked as he got into a stance and activated his Sharingan.

"Very well, I will show you that it is foolish to go against an Uchiha"

(In the Teachers lounge)

Kakashi looked over the jonin and teachers that were in the room with him, he noted that the Muscular guy with the beard and strange clothing (Simon) and the two girls with red eyes like Kruenai's but had cat-like pupils (Akua and Jasmine) had a strange energy coming from them. The copy-cat shinobi felt a twinge of pain from his arm where the young man (Naruto) had hit him with that strange weapon of his.

"So, who's team are you betting on, Asuma?" asked the copy-cat.

"You kidding, I'm betting on my team, I trained them" said the chain-smoker.

The guys (minus Simon) started making bets to see which teams would fall and which teams would not. Kurenai looked over to Simon, Akua and Jasmine and asked.

"So, who might you be and which teams are you teachers to?" she was curious, since she had never really seen the two girls before, though she knew about the man from rumors. Akua sipped her wine mixed with blood.

"I am Akua Bloodriver. I serve as the teacher to my half-sister Moka Bloodriver and her two closest friends Kurumu Korono and Mizore Shirayuki; the team goes by the name, Disco Dance Trio. Or DDT for short" Akua said as she went back to her drink.

"And why is the team named that?" asked Kurenai

"Well, they like making new music, dancing and in every performance they did, they always have a disco ball on display" Akua answered

"And what about you?" Kurenai asked

"Well, my name is Jasmine, and my team consist of Akua's other sister, Kokoa Bloodriver and her two friends Yukari Sendo and Ruby Toujo, though Ruby is older than the rest. The team goes by the name Prank Queens" Jasmine said as she finished her yogurt.

Kurenai looked at Simon and he cleared his throat.

"I am Simon Belmont; my team consists of my daughters Sigui, Claudette, and Nyx Belmont, the girls chose the team name Girl Power" Simon said as he looked down at that part.

"And why is that?" asked Kurenai

"Well originally I was going to have the team called team Belmont, but the girls went to Melpha with puppy-eyes and got her on their side, if I tried to go against it, I would be sleeping on the couch for the next week." Simon said as he folded his arms, his children always knew how to get things to work in their favor.

Kurenai giggled slightly at Simon's answer. Just then Kakashi walked up with a prideful look in his eye and looked at Akua.

"Hey there beautiful, want to go out some time with the legendary Kakashi Hatake" Kakashi tried to smooth talk Akua, only for her to close her eyes and reply.

"We are not friends, I do not know you, nor do I wish or care to know. Your comrades see you as a high and mighty warrior, I see a fool who only knows monkey see, monkey do in order to fight his foes. Do not act like I will associate myself with you, a snowball has a better chance in hell than you do getting to me, my heart belonged to someone else and he was far more of a man than you, so go find someone else to bother, worm" Akua said as she took a sip of her drink.

Everyone in the room was in stunned silence, everyone besides Jasmine and Simon had one thought running through their head.

'DDDDDAAAAAMMMMMNNNN' was that cumulative thought.

'Go big sister' thought Jasmine thought.

'Well, its safe to say that she does not care for him' thought Simon with a smirk.

Kakashi was stunned at first, but he grew agitated "Are you saying im not good for you?!" he demanded. Akua gave him a look that said 'what do you think?' Kakashi started to move towards her when, before any one could react, she summoned her arm blade and had it pressed against his throat. Akua thought back to when she found her mother's weapons and her final letter.

*Flashback*

In the living room the large group of family and friends were going through the contents of the chest that Jasmine had brought with her when the warrior in red had saved them and destroyed the Shuzen mansion, they had gotten done with burying the coffins of their loved ones and deceased friends with heavy hearts. Right now they were taking their personal things out of the chest. Akua spotted a large wooden case that had the name 'Rayne' engraved into the front with an envelope on the top deep inside the chest. Curious she reached for it and pulled it out. Akua saw that her name was one the envelope and opened it. Inside it was a handwritten letter and a picture. Akua picked up the picture and saw a red-headed woman with a bundle in her arms. The newborn had a tuft of black hair on its head; the mother was smiling at the camera from her place on the bed. Akua felt a sense of familiarity to the woman; she turned to the letter and read it.

"To my beloved daughter Akua,

If you are reading this, than that means I have passed on, due to Issa and his treacherous allies. I knew that he had plans for you and that I was still weak from giving birth to you. Do not blame yourself for my death. You were my little angel in my usual hectic life. I care for you deeply and had to make sure that Issa would not lay a finger one you, in the case is my personal weapons, and my favorite dress, the case will only open to your blood, they now belong to you. Know that I love you deeply and will be watching over you where ever you go.

Mommy dearest

-Rayne

Akua dropped the letter in shock, her mother, who she barely knew, due to Issa taking her, was murdered by Issa in his attempts to control her. Akua ran her hand over her mother name on the case and felt a slight prick, a loud click was heard and the case opened up to reveal dual arm blades that could be equipped on the forearms and flipped forward for combat, she also saw a pair of strange looking guns, along with her mother's favorite dress underneath them. Akua picked up a sticky note that was on the blades and read it.

'My birthday gift to you, use them well and protect the ones you love.

Love your mother

-Rayne

The note slipped out of Akua's hand as she started to cry for her deceased mother, Jasmine went over to her sister and hugged her, trying to comfort the distraught vampire, Akasha picked up the letter and read it, her hatred for Issa grew as Jasmine held her sister as she cried her heart out.

*Flashback End*

Kakashi slowly put his hands up and stepped back, anger still in his visible eye. Akua sealed away her weapon and went back to her drink.

Just then a chunin walked in with a clipboard.

"I have all the contestants for the chunin exams here." said the chunin as Kakashi grabbed the clipboard in anger.

(Back to the exam room)

Team 7 entered through the door and saw all the other contestants. This was going to be tough. Just then a scream of joy was heard through the room.

"SASUKE!" Ino yelled as she jumped on his back and wrapped her arms around his torso and wrapped her legs around his waist.

"I missed you, did you miss me?" Sakura was immediately in fan-girl mode and was trying to get Ino off 'her Sasuke'

"Get off pig, he's not yours!" Sakura yelled

Sai just sighed at her actions.

"Well, looks like the gang is all here" said Shikamaru as he and Chouji walked up to team 7, with team 8 and 9 in tow.

"Yahoo lets show everyone why we're the tops dogs around here, Akamaru!" Kiba arrogantly said. Shino ignored his boisterous teammate and Hinata was nervous and timid as usual.

"I wouldn't be so sure of myself if I were you, look around the room" said someone as he walked up. Teams 7, 8, & 10 did and saw that almost everyone was glaring at them "Who are you" asked Sai as he looked at the newcomer.

"My name is Kabuto Yakushi, and this would be my 7th attempt at these exams" Kabuto said.

"You suck" Kiba said bluntly

"That may be the case, but it has given me the opportunity to gather some valuable information on the contestants and other things, I could show you with my Ninja Info Cards (NIC)" Kabuto finished as he pulled out said cards.

"Do you have info on people?" asked Shino curiously

"Yes, who would you like to know" asked Kabuto

Sakura immediately demanded "Who is she?" she pointed to Moka, who was chatting with her friends and sister.

Kabuto pulled up the info and began "Moka Bloodriver, age 18, prefers Taijutsu, abilities and techniques; unknown. Teammates are her best friends Kurumu Korono and Mizore Shirayuki, her teacher is her eldest sister Akua Bloodriver, her mother and her friend's mothers run a bakery in the shopping district. Other than that that's all I got" Kabuto said. Sakura was displeased that someone had beaten her 'divine beauty' and would not lose Sasuke to her.

Meanwhile Sasuke had asked Kabuto on Gaara and some other teams from Kumo, Kiri, and Iwa. Now Sasuke had one last person to get information on.

"One more person, he is 6 ft. tall, has white hair, wears a black and red jacket with a symbol on the left bicep.- Sasuke was interrupted by Kiba tapping his arm.

"Uh, Sasuke, the guy is over there" Kiba said as he pointed to the front of the classroom.

The Konoha 12 and Kabuto turned to see Naruto sleeping at the teacher's desk and Menma still reading his book, Yamato resting on his lap.

"Let me see what I can find" Kabuto brought up the individual he saw and frowned.

"That's strange, the only thing I have on his is his name and who his teammate is" Kabuto said much to the others confusion.

"What do you got?" asked Ino to her the guy was handsome.

"His name is Dante Alighieri; his teammate is Vergil Alighieri, who is also his brother, twin brother to be exact. They also have no allegiance to any village. Other than that I have nothing else about him" Kabuto answered. This threw the genin in for a surprise, Just who were Dante and Vergil?

Suddenly Ibiki and the chunin proctors arrived in a large plume of white smoke.

"Alright maggots sit down and pay attention!" Ibiki called out everyone took there seats, Ibiki noticed Naruto still sleeping in the teachers chair and got an idea. He walked over to Naruto and brought out a police baton. Everyone watched with bated breaths and some of them had smiles, this guy was going to get it. Ibiki swung down with the weapon, only for Naruto to catch it, pull it out of Ibiki's hand and strike him in the elbow with it, dislocating said part of the body with his eyes still closed, and it all happened way to fast for anyone to track (besides Menma). Ibiki hissed in pain as Naruto opened his eyes.

"My bad, thought you were someone else" Naruto said as he got up.

"Just go take a seat" growled Ibiki as he snapped his arm back into place. Naruto smirked and went to go take a seat next to Nyx, winking at her.

"Pencils ready, you have an hour to complete this exam, also no cheating, START!" Ibiki barked out as he sent a glance to Naruto.

(Teacher's Lounge)

"WHAT!" Kakashi yelled as he saw a particular individual on the list.

"What's the matter, Kakashi" asked Gai

"Why is this guy here?!" demanded Kakashi as he showed the page he was looking at on the list to the others in the room, said page showed had a image of Naruto along with some basic info on his profile (age, weight, height, etc…)

"What's the big deal, he is obviously here for the exams." said Kurenai, the others were also curious as to why Kakashi was in anger over this one guy.

"This punk came out of nowhere and forced my team to retreat during our mission to help wave country, he injured me with a strange weapon, he even threatened to kills Sasuke" Kakashi lied to the others in the room.

"How did he injure you, your one of the best?" asked a leaf jonin. Kakashi pulled up his sleeve on his left arm up to his shoulder, revealing medical bandages wrapped around his bicep. Kakashi removed the bandages to reveal a gunshot wound with sickly red vein-like cracks emerging from the edges of the wound. The others were stunned, what kind of weapon did that. Akua and Jasmine sensed demonic energy from the wound; Simon sensed that whatever did that was supernatural in origin. Kakashi put the bandages back on and pulled his sleeve down.

"Why are you not getting that fixed" asked Asuma, surely their best medics could heal the wound and leave no scarring.

"They tried, every time one of them tried to heal it using medical chakra, I would get the sensation of my arm on fire and the wound would disrupt the chakra, causing chakra burns on the medics. Normal medical work has no effect." Kakashi said.

A chuckle got everyone's attention and they turned to see a large black man sitting down in the back of the room drinking a drink. 'Where did he come from and how come I didn't sense him?' thought everyone in the room.

"Took you guys a while to notice me" said the man.

"Who are you and how did you get in this room!" demanded Kakashi as he drew out a kunai. The man chuckled and sipped his drink before answering.

"The name's Rodin, I have my ways of getting around, I'm just checking up on two people, though I can tell you about your wound" said Rodin as he smirked

"Good, tell me how it was caused and how I can get rid of it" said Kakashi as the wound would still cause slight shocks of pain at random intervals.

"That injury was caused by a supernatural weapon, demonic to be specific, the reason why it is not healing is because you have no way of defense or immunity to supernatural things. Also you lied to everyone as to why Dante shot you in the first place" said Rodin.

All eyes turned to Kakashi with a questioning looks, Kakashi was sweating bullets.

"I would never lie about that, he attacked us for no reason, stop lying to us" said Kakashi. Rodin chuckled and snapped his fingers as a mirror appeared next to him.

"How could I lie when I saw the whole thing? You see when Dante arrived at wave country it was in a terrible state, Gato had an iron grip on the country and was using it as his base of operations for drug production, slave trafficking and more, the country was in the slums and barely able to support itself. Dante found out from a shop owner about the situation and offered to take care of the midget." Rodin paused to sip his drink before he continued.

"He went to the bridge after he told the shop owner to rally up the villagers to raid Gato's estate. Meanwhile at the bridge you took down Zabuza and demanded triple the amount of the mission payment, Tazuna could not afford that much, so you punched him and gathered your team to leave the man to the care of Gato. Tazuna begged you to help and you attacked him with a knife; fortunately Dante arrived and shot the blade from your hands before telling you to leave, angry that someone had interfered with your business, you told Tazuna you were going to pay a 'visit' to his daughter, Dante shot you in the arm for that and you left, seeing as you did not want to deal with the Bridge. Gato arrived with all of his thugs and ordered them to kill Tazuna."

While Rodin was talking the mirror was showing what happened on the bridge to everyone in the room.

"Dante killed all the thugs with his guns before making an example of Gato, he dragged the tycoon to the village square and showed him that the villagers had successfully cleaned out his estate and freed his slaves. Dante fed Gato to his dogs after telling the people of wave that they don't need to bow down to someone just because they have money. After that he helped complete the bridge and gave them his business card before leaving to go meet up with his brother." Kakashi felt the angry stares from some of the people on the room (Akua, Jasmine, Simon, Kurenai and some others).

"So what, he won't make it pass the first exam and he can't beat me" said Kakashi.

Rodin actually laughed and said "you really think that amateur hosting the first exam can scare him? Dante has faced, fought, and suffered much worse than a man that reads 'Interrogation 101' or the Kages, not only that, Dante can easily kill you. Consider yourself lucky that he didn't take your life." Rodin said.

"Wait, you said that you were here to check up on two people, who are they?" asked Simon

"Yes, I am checking up on Dante and Vergil Alighieri, I knew their parents before they died and the two were separated by evil" answered Rodin as he looked down for a bit.

"What are you supposed to be, their teacher? Also why do they not have a third teammate?" asked Gai, he was curious, he had never heard of a two-man team in the exams before.

"I would be considered a friend of the family, also they are self taught so there is no need for a teacher. As for the two man team, they are pretty much impossible to beat when they work together and are close to one another, seeing as they are all that's left of their lost family, their was a friend close to them, specifically Dante, but she died from a demon attack, Dante holds himself responsible for not being their to save her." Rodin said.

"Now if you excuse me, I have to get back to my work" Rodin left in a teleport.

(Exam room)

30 minutes had passed since the exam started and everyone was doing their best to answer the questions or cheat without getting caught. So far no one had been caught. Some were smart enough to answer the questions (Menma, Sigui, Claudette, Moka, Nyx, and a few others) others were cheating or trying their best to answer the questions.

Naruto was currently doing what he liked, drawing; he had skill in art due to taking up tattoo art as a hobby, along with some other things. His test page was slowly but surely being filled by his work, he knew how to answer the questions correctly, but he didn't feel like doing that. Nyx took a quick glance at his paper and saw his work.

'Wow, he's really good' she thought

'Naruto, I need a slight distraction' Menma said through their telepathic link.

'Sure thing, Menma' answered Naruto as he raised his hand

"What do you want?" Ibiki asked as he saw Naruto's hand in the air.

"May I use the men's room?" asked Naruto

"Why?" Ibinki asked with a slight glare.

Naruto gave him a look that said 'really' "… to slay the magic dragon, what the fu- Naruto started, Nyx and a few others giggled at his response

"Ok, ok you can go" a chunin proctor got up to tie Naruto's hands together and lead him to the restroom.

(Restroom)

Naruto sighed as he relieved himself. The chunin stood next to his stall as still as a statue.

"I don' know about you, but you boss seems like a mean dick, I was taking a power nap when he came at me with the police toy, you understand" Naruto sarcastically said as the chunin had number flashing across it's eyes, revealing it to be a sentinel, like all the rest in the exam room. Naruto smirked as he played his part.

'You're good to go, Mr. Swag' said Naruto telepathically to Menma.

(Exam room)

'Copy that, Mr. Pimp, beginning the next step' Menma answered. He sent a telepathic command to Matsu to activate the program. Naruto came back into the room and smiled as he sat down.

(Three Maiden's Bakery)

Ahri, Sona, the Sekirei, Iroha and Ted were enjoying various desserts as they got to know Akasha and her friends.

"So, Akitsu, do you have anyone you like" Tsurara asked, she had taken an interest in the Ice Sekirei and was reminded of herself and her daughter when she saw Akitsu.

"…yes, my husband Dante Alighieri, He helped me when I was wallowed in the depths of my sadness and gave me a new found sense of hope, I have pledged myself to him for his help." Akitsu said as a small smile graced her lips, her Ashikabi was one-of-a-kind; she also used his cover name, since he didn't want others to know his real name.

Tsurara was a bit confused as to what Akitsu meant, but accepted the answer and took a bite out of her cake before going back to the conversation. Melpha giggled as she saw Ted eat his cake like it was the best thing ever. She was interested as to how a stuffed toy could come to life.

Matsu was enjoying her pie when Menma's voice sounded in her head.

'Matsu, my dear nympho geek, begin the program.' Was the command, Matsu mentally cheered and brought out her data-pad as she went about executing the program.

(Exam room)

45 minutes had passed and Ibiki was about to tell everyone to put their pencils down for the final question, when suddenly all of the sentinels stood up.

"What are you idiots doing the exam is not over yet" yelled Ibiki

The sentinels did not answer, but instead grabbed their outfits and tore them off, revealing all of them to be wearing neon colored unitards underneath. Putting on a top hat and holding a cane, they all started to sing 'Hello my Baby' by Ivor Biggun as they jumped out the windows to spread confusion over the village Ibiki was after them with anger on his face, the contestants all left to see what the sentinels were going to do, leaving Naruto and Menma alone in the room.

The twins glanced at each other before laughing at their prank. No one could pin the prank on them because no had ever expected a virus to take over their sentinels. (The villages have limits in technology)

"HAHAHAHAHA, hehehe. Oh man that was great" said Naruto as he regained his breath.

"Agreed, maybe we should do some more pranks to get our titles back when we were kids" said Menma as he got up to leave.

"sure thing, bro" and with that the two headed to training ground 44 for the next part of the exam while the sentinels were running around, dancing and singing songs.

Alright chapter complete, let me know what you think in the review and/or PM and have fun.

Hell is Fun 21 signing out.