AN: Greetings followers of my mediocre story. I made a mistake in regards to the last chapter about what specific seal was used to actually seal Kurama into Naruto. I will have to fix that mistake eventually because of what I wish to do in regards of Naruto actually being able to use Kurama's Chakra to it's highest degree while maintaining that beserk factor should he use more than his body and mental state can actually handle. Shoutout to AJGuardian for that one brother. Anyway, on with the story or whatever. Do that thing.

Disclaimer : Did you know that it takes me less time to write 7k words than it does to write 4k words? This is a double edged lie.

Naruto's eyes slowly fluttered open as he awoke from his self-induced possession. That's a weird sentence. His eyes slowly began to adjust to the darkness in the room. He began to move his body and ease it of it's stiffness. Several joints popped followed by a satisfied sigh as Naruto slowly rose to his feet.

He felt amazing. He must've gotten close to 15 hours of sleep. The blonde rummaged through his fridge and began to make himself something to eat. He could sense her before she even reached the archway that made up the entrance to the kitchen.

Tayuya sleepily gazed at the boys back. The redhead rubbed a single eye and yawned. She had heard noise coming from the living room and assumed that Kurama had finally decided to move from his spot.

"You finally up you fuzzy fuck?" Her sleepy voice was probably the most adorable thing about her. A smile blossomed on his face before he abruptly turned around and scooped the girl into his arms. Her eyes widened and she gave a surpised yelp at the action.

Tayuya's light brown eyes locked onto Narutos ocean blue and a beautiful smile appeared on her face. She immediately crashed her lips against his and wrapped her legs around his waist forcing the boy to grip her thighs.

"Yes yes. I missed you too YuYa." He gave a small smile as the girl continued her action. "As much as I love this Tayuya, I haven't ate in like a day. I need food." The blond gave a firm slap to the redheads bottom. Chuckling as the girl released herself and slapped him in the stomach.

Naruto settled for a simple sandwich with juice as he sat down at his kitchen table. The boy ate slowly as he reminisced on the conversation with his mother. While he was sad that he'd never get another chance to be with his mother, he was happy that he got to know her.

Noticing her lovers slightly melancholy look she voiced her concern. "What's wrong? You just slept like a fucking bear and you look sad. Who gets 15 hours of sleep and is depressed about it?" While phrased in a teasing manner the girl genuinely wanted to know.

The blond relinquished his hold on his sandwich and stared at the table with a soft expression. "I uh.. I met. I met my mother in the seal." Tayuya stared at her boyfriend with a confused expression.

"You.. met your mother? IN the seal?" The redhead wanted to make sure she heard him correctly. While he loved to fuck with her on the daily she knew that he was being serious.

A nod followed by, "Yeah.. She.." The boy trailed off as he thought of what to say to make sense to the girl. She patiently waited for him to gather his thoughts.

"Well, you already know I'm a Jinchuuriki." He ignored her eyeroll at the statement with a small smile. "My father sealed Kurama into me while my mother restrained the Fox. My mother told me that dad, on the fly, modified an already existing seal and managed to seal the entirety of the Kyuubi into me. While his soul was sacrificed in the process, my mother told me that he managed to put an imprint of his as well as her Chakra so that I could meet them when I eventually wished to control all of Kuramas power."

Tayuya sat wide eyed at the bizarre story. Her eyebrows were furrowed as she played back the entirety of what he said. The redhead stared at his face for a long time before sucking in her teeth.

"Makes sense. You look like that dumb fuck on the mountain. Who else has that eye color in this village? You're practically his fucking twin." She crossed her arms as she finished her statement while Naruto chuckled.

"My mom said she approved." He commented rather offhandedly as he took another bite of his meal.

".. approved of what?" Tayuya questioned cautiously.

"Of us together. She told me that she witnessed most of my life growing up. She wanted to thank both you and Anko for being there for me when I needed it." He had a soft smile as he gazed directly at the redhead.

Tayuyas face turned red and she shyly turned away. While the girl was abrasive and aggressive to anyone and everyone, she was happy that the mother of the boy she loved approved of their relationship.

"I... Uh. Shut the fuck up. Stop talking." She shook her head and crossed her arms with an adorable pout.

Naruto just smiled at her reaction and didn't bother commenting on it. The girl would just get more embarrassed and probably retaliate with aggression.

Several minutes passed by as the blond decided that one sandwich wasn't enough. As the boy was making another meal for himself he decided to ask if he had missed anything.

"You didn't miss much. I didn't really give a fuck what Shithead-Sensei had to say. Bur we find out what teams we'll be on today." She began to drum her fingers on the table in a rhythmic pattern.

"We go back to the academy just to leave like 10 minutes later?" The boy bit into his sandwich with an eyebrow raised.

Tayuya rolled her eyes at his question. "That's the same shit I said. We have Shinobi with 300 IQ's and the motherfuckers can't spare 30 minutes to place us on teams? It's not like a majority of the civi kids are gonna become actual on-duty Shinobi." She finished her rant by throwing her hands into the air.

"Now now YuYa. Those civi kids worked hard to get to this point." Tayuya would have believed his statement had he not had a bemused expression on his face. The only noteworthy civilian teens in class with any talent were Sakura and Sai.

"Oh I'm suuuuuuuuuuure. My shit is filled with more talent than half of those cunts." Naruto gave a loud snort of amusement trying to hold in his laughter.

"I piss excellence when I wake up. If those fuckers were working hard then they wouldn't be complaining about how 'unfair it is to fight the clan heirs.' What a load of shit." She rolled her eyes following that statement.

Naruto gave a low laugh. "To be fair, it is kind of unfair. But it is what it is. That's how the world is." He shrugged his shoulders as he finished his statement.

"I'd agree with you if it wasn't for the fact that Hinata, Sakura and Ino love fighting you and Sasuke. Somethings wrong with those bitches." While the statement was harsh Naruto didn't sense any venom from the girl. He guessed that she respected the trio if anything. She'd probably never say it but that's just Tayuya.

Naruto just gave her a half-hearted shrugg at that. "What time do we have to be there?"

"Around 9 I think. I don't fucking know."

"Big help you are."

The blond was awarded with a cup being launched at his face. He decided to let it hit him.

"Yeah fuck you too ya idiot." Her face was twisted in a small sneer.

"You look beautiful with that angry face." His cheeky smile on full display. Oh how he loved an angry Tayuya. Another cup was launched after his statement followed by an embarrased growl.

Definitely loved an angry Tayuya.

Break

Several hours had passed as Naruto and Tayuya strolled through the village on their way to the academy. Tayuya glanced at her boyfriend for a small few seconds before grabbing his hand.

The blond turned his head towards her and then glanced down at their hands. He glanced back towards the redhead and noticed that she had a small blush adorning her cheeks. The boy gave a small smile and decided against teasing her. His fingers intertwined hers and his attention turned back on the main path.

"Who do you think will be on our team?" The blond boy asked his lover.

"Our team?" The redhead responded.

The Jinchuuriki glanced at her for a small second and nodded. "Yes. You think the Old Man's gonna separate us? Fat chance. I'd throw away the headband." He pointed to the headband dangling off his neck slightly above his Jashin Medallion.

Tayuya lightly shrugged at the statement. "Probably Sasuke. He would fit the most considering what you and I are capable of. Duckfuck is pretty talented. I hate to have to say it though." Narutos smile grew slightly.

"Rei is pretty talented too." He felt Tayuyas grip tighten very significantly at his words. This was new.

"That's nice." Her response was clipped. Short. As if talking about it was far beneath her.

Jealousy?

"Stop that. The girl is lovestruck with Sasuke." He shook his head with a small smile as the girl scoffed.

"I'm not jealous!"

"I never said that."

The girl's eyebrow twitched. Once. Twice. "I will break your fucking hand." A loud pop was followed by her threat. The blond wisely did not challenge her threat. He knew she would absolutely do it. The boy also knew he'd let her. It didn't hurt anymore. They've broken far more than that.

Several Shinobi who were watching the spectacle laughed in amusement at the duo. A good source of entertainment in the Leaf was the Uzumaki Duo. Word had spread quickly about the situation yesterday. Many Shinobi had similar mindsets to that of Cat. It wasn't their problem until it became their problem.

While Hiruzen would have liked for things to have been far more discreet, it couldn't be helped. If the civies wanted their kids out of the academy due to Naruto then that was that. He didn't care nor wish to change the minds of the masses. Sheep will follow sheep afterall.

The boy hadn't been able to sleep due to his predicament. Narutos involvement with the cult was kept under wraps for now. Atleast until Kakashi finalizes Team 7. Wouldn't want the masses to know that their target of hate and fear was also immortal and needed to sacrifice people to appease his new God.

Or maybe Hiruzen would. Something to think about. A civilian here or two and no one would know. But the man was the Hokage and it was his duty to put his village first. Or so many believed. It wasn't always true. Sometimes you had to pick favorites. Naruto and Tayuya were one of those favorites afterall. As long as those two were happy, the 3rd Hokage could sleep easy at night.

Naruto and Tayuya still hand in hand, found their way to their seats and waited until the time they would announce their teams.

The blond closed his eyes and rested his head on his hand while Tayuya leaned her head on his shoulder. She would occasionally stroke the back of his hand while she closed her eyes. Waiting (im)patiently for Iruka to arrive.

Many students began to pour in and not 10 minutes later did Iruka enter the room to greet the class and assign teams.

I, as the Author, refuse to designate Teams 1-6 because it is beneath me. You do not care nor do you wish to even read fake names that I will use from Google to fill those 18 spots up.

"Team 7. Sasuke Uchiha. Naruto Uzumaki. Tayuya Uzumaki. Your sensei is Kakashi Hatake. Good luck. The 3rd Hokage expects great things from you three." The 3 mentioned Genins didn't react to the call as if expecting it.

"Team 8. Shino Aburame. Hinata Hyuuga. Kiba Inuzuka. Your sensei is Kurenai Yuuhi. Good luck to you." The 3 aforementioned Genins nodded to each other.

"Team 10. Choji Akimichi. Shikamaru Nara. Ino Yamanaka. Your sensei is Asuma Sarutobi. I wish you luck." Ino gave a fistbump followed by a happy shout as Shikamaru groaned rather loudly.

"Team 11. Sai. Sakura Haruno. Rei Uchiha. Your sensei is Gekko Hayate. Good luck you three." Sakura gave a smile to both her teammates as Rei nodded to them. Sai... Well he just nodded with his weird smile thing.

Iruka gave a smile as he sat his clipboard down and leaned on his table. "I wish you all goodluck. You are now Shinobi of this village. Meaning you are viewed as adults. Again, good luck to you all. Proceed with caution. Your sensei's will be here to pick you up soon." Iruka ended his speech and proceeded to leave the class room.

The students turned Genin began to talk amongst themselves. Those who weren't seated next to their teammates got up to do so.

Ino flipped onto the table that Team 7 was sat at and laid on the table with a dramatic pose. "What a shame. I could have replaced tall, bored and handsome over here. My favorite duo leaves me to begin their journey. It makes me want to cry!" She proceeded to fake sob after her little speech.

Naruto cracked a small smile but refused to open his eyes. Doing so would cause him to most likely laugh harder. Sasuke gave a small smirk at the theatrics but did not entertain her further.

Tayuya gave an annoyed growl and pushed the dramatic blonde off the table causing her to roll off with a surprised yelp.

"Ack! I've been wounded. By my own friend. Woe is me for I have fallen today. Tell my father I loved him. Bleh." Ino's hand was seen just above the table as she lay on the ground. Following her 'death', it disappeared below.

The Jinchuuriki peeked his eyes open with a small grin and leaned over to see his fellow blonde was still enacting the bit. "Mhmmmm. I think you actually killed her YuYa." His amused tone causing a small smile to appear on Ino's rather humorous 'death' face. Coupled with tongue hanging out and all.

"I doubt it. The bitch can take 7 dildos and still be fine. She'll live." Tayuya responded with a dismissive handwave.

"5. 2 vibrators." Ino corrected from her spot on the floor. Shooting up both her hands mimicking the numbers. 5 fingers on the left and 2 on the right.

"If your ass is dead then stay fucking dead. You can't just come back to life. That's not how this works you dumb fuck!" The redhead leaned over the table to yell at the Yamanaka. Proving to be a rather comical sight for all involved.

While this scene was unfolding, several Jonin stood at the door amused by what was happening. Those being the sensei's of Team 7, 8, and 10. Gekko hadn't arrived just yet. The Genins remained unaware they were being watched.

"Listen you stupid fucking fuck! If you're gonna do the stupid fucking bit then stick with it. Otherwise you look like an unreliable ass." The redhead was still leaning over the table while Ino remained on the floor.

"Yeah but you got it wrong Tayuya! You make me look like some kind of slut. Who owns 7 dildos?" She questioned with a headtilt.

"Who the fuck owns 5 and 2 vibrators?!"

"Well me of course." The reponse was immediate and percise.

"What the fuck?!" Tayuya pulled on her long tresses of hair as she tried to make sense of the idiocy that was Ino.

"Don't bother Red. You're gonna hurt yourself." Sasuke possessed a small smirk and by the shaking of his shoulders was refusing to openly laugh.

Tayuya reeled on the Uchiha following his comment. "Nobody asked you ya duck-fuck-hair-having ass fucker!" She ended with a point towards his hair instead of his face to make sure the boy knew what she was referring to.

"Now now YuYa. No need to use such language. You're gonna give daddy a headache." Naruto chatised his lover with a headshake.

His lover rounded on him following his statement. "Who the fuck asked you?! I'll give your ass more than a headache."

"Yes. A migrain as well." A hard slap echoed across the room after his statement. The boy didn't react and continued to smile despite the red handprint now adorning his face.

"You sure you don't have a daddy kink Tayuya?" Ino bounced up from her position to lean on the table while staring at her friend.

Tayuya's eyes narrowed at the blonde. "I'm not telling you what kinks I have and do-."

"She does." Her blond lover interrupted. Tayuya's eyes widened as Naruto continued to speak. "She also loves when I lick her all the way down to-."

The redhead tackled her lover and they crashed through several chairs around them. Most of the class was laughing at the scene while the Jonins wore smirks of amusement.

"What the fuck did I tell you?! You don't listen! Fucking stupid shithead fuck!" Tayuya was on top of Naruto while both her hands were wrapped around his neck. The boy was laughing while both his hands squeezed her wrists preventing her from actually choking him.

A loud cough interrupted the class' amusement as all heads turned towards the door. Standing at the front of the class was several Jonins. Some had smirks, others were chuckling and the lone female shook her head with a frown on her face.

The class was silent for several seconds before Tayuya broke it. "The fuck you all looking at? I'm busy choking this stupid fuck." She turned back to her lover and continued to try to choke him.

Several of the Jonins continued to snicker as Kakashi began to walk to his favorite duo in the village. He stopped beside the duo, eyeing them for a second. He lightly kicked Naruto with his foot. Once. twice.

"You alive? Be a shame if you died." His bored and monotone voice coupled with his signature eye smile was a sight to see. Tayuya glanced with a small smirk as she let go of his throat.

"Sup One-Eyes. How the fuck are ya?"

"We've been over this. I have 2 eyes. I choose to show one."

"I've got two boobs and refuse to show any. What the fuck makes you so special?" She tilted her head, still on top of Naruto, and proceeded to poke his cheek.

"I think you may have actually killed him." Sasuke's offhand comment directed at his team.

Tayuya slapped him. Hard. Naruto woke with a yell as he caressed his stinging cheek. "Ow."

"Dip shits fine. We gonna go be a team now or what?" The girl began to get off Naruto and pull him to his feet.

"I really don't want to. But I'm obligated to do so. Follow me I guess." The Jonin began to make his way out the classroom... By opening up the window and proceeding to walk up the school.

"What a cunt."

Naruto and Sasuke just smirked and began to follow while Tayuya slowly trailed after them all the while looking annoyed at the situation. The trio hopped on and immediately latched onto the side of the building and walked upwards.

"Team 8. Please follow me." The red-eyed beauty Kurenai Yuuhi called out. Her team following after her. Teams 10 and 11 followed their example.

Break

Team 7 sat on top of the Academy as Genin stared at Jonin and vice versa. Several seconds passed by before Tayuya became annoyed. "What the fuck are we doing?"

"Oh yeah. We're doing that huh? Hmm." Kakashi pulled out his special book and read it while thinking of what he wanted to do. He had his other hand on his chin while he stared at his book. This only served to annoy the redhead even further.

"Listen you porn loving one eyed fuck. Do your job. How the fuck are you a S-Ranked Shinobi with D-Ranked intelligence?" Naruto and Sasuke both openly laughed at the question while Tayuya's scowl remained.

Kakashi raised both his eyebrows in fake surprise. "Wow Tayuya. I thought you liked me." Cue eyebrow twitch. He began to read his book ignoring her comment and decided to get down to business. Which looked rather weird considering he still remained focus on his porn.

"We are the newest iteration of Team 7. Do any of you know the importance of Team 7?" His entire demeanor changed and the 3 Genin witnessed the transformation.

Kakashi's book snapped shut and he tucked it in his flak jacket while he crossed his arms. Gone was his lackadaisical attitude and in it's place was a stern, veteran Shinobi who lived through war.

The 3 Genin straightened up at the question and glanced to each other. Naruto was the one to answer. "Uhh.. No Sensei." Kakashi's lone eye stared into each of the teens eyes before answering.

"Before you, I was a member of the previous Team 7. Before my time, it was the 3rd Hokages team who would create the Sannin." He let the information sink in before continuing. "I am the sole surviving member of the previous Team 7."

The 3 Genin glanced at one another. None of them wanted to ask what happened. Fortunately, Kakashi decided to answer for them.

"My Sensei was the 4th Hokage, Minato Namikaze. My two teammates were Rin Nohara and Obito Uchiha." He closed his eyes and his arms uncrossed. The Jonin placed his hands into his pockets and his head tilted upwards.

"Rin Nohara was an exceptional civilian born Kunoichi who's life was snuffed too early." The 3 Genin had frowns on their face at the downtrodden voice of the veteren.

"Obito Uchiha.. I hated him. He was everything I resented. He was an Uchiha with zero talent. He hadn't unlocked his Sharingan until we actually got deployed. Me, a prodigy, was stuck with the worst of the worst." The older man sighed slightly.

"I put the mission before my teams safety when Minato-Sensei was called to the front lines. Rin was captured and I refused to aid Obito. He smacked me with reality eventually.. Perhaps if I had followed immediately things would have been different." He shook his head knowing it was entirely untrue. Obito and Rin would have died regardless.

"Rin was used as a living bomb in form of a Jinchuuiki. Kiri sealed the Sanbi into her and wanted her to release the Sanbi in the village. Once she found out she forced me to kill her. Jumping in front of an enemy I was going to kill.. My jutsu pierced her heart. She died instantly. A person I had soon become to see as a best friend.. I killed her."

A sigh left the mans body as his head tilted downwards to stare at the ground. Naruto's fist tightened hearing about his old guardians life. Tayuya placed her hand into Naruto's giving him comfort. Sasuke sported a frown as Kakashi continued.

The veteran Shinobi reached for his headband before tilting up upwards to reveal a fully matured Sharingan. The slow, methodical swirling of the tomoes could hypnotize any human who dare gaze at them. But right now they were just filled with an undescribable sadness.

"I lost my eye during a fight with a Shinobi who could turn invisible. Obito and I managed to defeat the man after he unlocked his Sharingan. We proceeded to save Rin and during our escape the Iwa Jonin decided to collapse the cave we were in."

Kakashi's eyes remained on the ground as he continued his tale. "Obito sacrificed his life for me and was crushed by a boulder. His last wish was for me to take his eye and replace my damaged one." A soft sigh followed as Kakashi's eyes narrowed in sadness.

The 3 Genin were quiet as they waited on their Sensei to continue. "I was nicknamed 'Friend Killer Kakashi.' Having lost both my teammates and killing one of them. Ridiculed just like my father for doing my duty as a loyal Shinobi." The man shook his head as he continued.

"After Rin and Obito's death, Sensei subsequently ended the war by himself. I don't for a second doubt it was because his team was killed. Minato-Sensei may have been a good person at heart, but revenge is always a powerful motivator. He crushed 1000 Iwa Shinobi in under 5 minutes."

"We all know how the 4th Hokage died. We are Shinobi. We suffer. We endure. We fight." The silver haired man crossed his arms while his Sharingan bore into his students. "I tell you this because I have lived through war. I have struggled and I have survived. Being a Shinobi isn't fun and games. People you love die."

Naruto and Tayuya glanced at each other while Sasuke looked towards the ground. "I've lost many close friends in this line of work. I'll be damned if I lose you 3 too. We are the newest iteration of Team 7. I expect great things from you 3 and so does the 3rd Hokage. I will protect you with my life and I expect the same for you three. You will have to deoend on each other at times. You must be able to put your lives into each others hands."

The 3 Genin glanced at each other and nodded after locking eyes with one another. Kakashi sported a small smirk after their little action. "Normally I'm supposed to test you 3 and talk about how many people fail and all thisnother nonsense. But I don't feel like it and you three already show far more team work than my iteration of Team 7 did."

The man chuckled slightly before pulling out his erotica. "I will inform the 3rd Hokage that you three passed. Go do whatever it is you kids do. I'll come to your houses tomorrow for our first mission." The man gave a lazy two finger salute before disappearing in a burst of speed.

The 3 young Genin glanced at each other and decided that they would head out to train and work together as a unit. Kakashi watched from the rooftop of another building as his 3 students went off to train with each other. The man had a genuine smile on his face watching them leave.

"Weldome to Team 7."