"I thought you wouldn't come today."

"Why wouldn't I?"

"The 'wedding of the century' is on."

"As if I would waste my time with that nonsense. Besides, you are not watching it either."

"Yeah, but you are a girl."

"Jeesh, try to say it with a little more disdain."

"Hey, I was merely stating the obvious. And I like girls just fine."

"Yes, I'm aware. Back to the point: your comment was sexist to the extreme. Stereotyping girls is demeaning and offensive."

"Don't get your panties into a twist. My sister is watching it, I just assumed ... "

"That all girls are the same? That we are interchangeable?"

"I just thought girls liked do play princess."

"Humpf."


AN: July 29, 1981 – Over 700 million people worldwide watched the wedding of Prince Charles and Lady Diana Spencer – deemed the "wedding of the century".