Well, this was certainly awkward. Dipper's mom stood with hand on hip, eyebrows raised. "And how in the world did you get pregnant?"
Bill decided this would be a good time just to state it. "Imma demon, that's why. But don't worry, not one that you'd think I am, miss Pines. I am a dream demon - I control dreams that affect life decisions that are destined to happen."
Dipper was really surprised at how good Bill was at lying about his job. "He's almost like an angel, but not exactly," he explained, going along with Bill's story.
"No funny business?" Mrs. Pines asked, staring the two down.
"No ma'am," Dipper said, entwining fingers with Bill. This part was easy... just explaining it to his dad would be a nightmare.
Mrs. Pines called for her husband who joined them in the room, frowning. "What's with the BS, Dipper? You're old enough to marry, yes, but faking a pregnancy, a male pregnancy of all, does not get your parents to letting you get married."
Bill frowned back, his stare just as intense. "He wouldn't lie. I would, but your son would never. It's my doing that's he's this way, dream demon right here, standing in front of you. I'm not the bad guy here like you'd think."
"Stop with the jokes. We've never met you and you're trying to convince us that you're some magical creature who turned him this way."
"You wanna make a bet?" Bill challenged, glaring at the man.
"Bill, don't," Dipper said with a sigh, removing his hand from his partner's.
"He won't understand if I don't show him," Bill growled.
Dipper massaged his temples as the world went to the colors of an old 1920's movie. Bill went into his normal form, arms crossed. "You challenged me, so here I am! In the... what would I say? I don't have flesh... so in your presence!"
Mr. Pines sighed. "Fine, I get it, okay? You're a demon."
Bill snapped, returning to his human form and granting the world its color again. "Hmmm, I thought it would phase you two that you'd be grandparents, but I guess not."
Mrs. Pines smiled. "Well it's kind of hard to believe."
"Yeah, mom, you're right, it is pretty unbelievable." Dipper turned to Bill. "It's just one kid, right?"
"Where's the fun in telling you that?" Bill teased, kissing Dipper's cheek.
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