Dear Sasuke,
Thanks for the Dictionary and sorry about my misspellings, we left before your present could make it in. Jiraiya and I are still hiding out and it's getting pretty weird. The two of us had to open up a ramen shop to afford our apartment since all of Pervy Sage's accounts are cold or something. I don't get it myself. Did someone with Haku's Ice Release come in and cover the banks in Ice? Whatever.
How's your travels? And I don't know why you keep saying I should be madly in love with Sakura. Did I ever say that? I know she's cute and all, but really, Sakura's just the only girl who's treated me like a human being, plus she's pretty cute, but that doesn't mean she's the love of my life. Did you know the civilians have holidays that they celebrate around this time? There's one where a bunch of close and distant family members all come together and have a huge feast together. It's a lot of fun. The family next door to us invited us to join their family. A couple other passerby's joined as well. I think the host family doesn't have many family members to join them and they were lonely, I didn't feel it was polite to ask them.
Our Host's son sat next to me and we talked for a bit, but I didn't have much to say since I couldn't blow my cover. The girl's that have been hanging out with me too me shopping before the dinner and I wore a nice dress to the event. It's been weird staying in my Sexy Jutsu for for long. We've been hiding for at least a month now. It's a good thing Pervy Sage and I have such huge chakra reserves. I don't know what I would have done if I had turned back to normal in the middle of the dinner. There were a lot of people I would have blown my cover to.
There was this nice Father/son combo that were passing through as well. Our Host invited them to join, but the father had this weird look in his eyes. The two of them felt strangely familiar. The son even reminded me a bit of you really. He had your little pout though his hair was reddish black instead of your jet-black. I jokingly asked if he had hit his head due to the color, but he just got nervous. I think even when fully-clothed and aged-down a bit, my sexy jutsu is pretty effective.
Did you and Oro celebrate anything yourselves? We got to eat a large Goose stuffed with wild berries.
Sincerely,
Naruto
