Hey, guys! Just a quick little note... I just wanted to let you know that I'm abandoning this fic... NAW! I'm just kidding! I had you worried there for a moment, didn't I?! HAH! No, The Gambler will live on, but I can't rele-le-le-lease the next chaperonicon (Read: chapter) until I can find a real super, awesome, Kyuubilicious person type of human who can write a sweet, sweet fousome between Naruto, Anko, Kurenai and Mai (Lady Luck) for Naruto's return home. Let me know! If you want Naruto to live, start writing!
Just a small reminder, for all those flamers out there who're standing on top of a building, cliff or whatever, trying to kill themselves by falling to a rocky, watery, oily, paved or lavaish grave. JUMP! HAH! I STRIKE AGAIN! NINJA DISPERSAL TECHNIQUE!! (Throws a chicken in your face and runs away)
YOSH! Since I don't want to be butt raped for just posting an AN, I'll give you a short story!
--LINE--
Jiraiya and Naruto slowly walked down an empty forest road. Suddenly, Jiraiya's ears twitched.
"Jumping pantyhose, Naruto!! My Pervy Sense is tingling!" he shouted and looked to the east. "Somewhere out there, there's a lonely soul, looking for assistance! We must go, my student!"
Jiraiya suddenly grabbed Naruto's arm and started running, dragging poor Naruto with him. Soon enough, after a long run, they stood inside a quiet little village, standing in front of some kind of club called 'The Blue Oyster.'
"The Blue Oyster?" Jiraiya asked.
'The Blue Oyster?' Naruto thought as he tilted his bucket hat backwards in thought. 'I've heard of this place... Isn't this a gay bar?'
Suddenly, his eyes turned blood red, horns sprouted from his forehead and an evil grin slowly spread on his face.
"Oh, The Blue Oyster! I've heard of this place. It's a world famous strip club. Some of the hottest girls in the world work in there."
Jiraiya's mouth started watering and a blood started gushing out of his nose.
"W-Women..." he said with a grin on his face. "Let's go, Naruto!"
"Sorry, Ero-Ojiji." Naruto said, shaking his head with a sigh. "I wish I could go in there with you," 'NOT!' "but I'm engaged. One way or another, Mai, Anko and Kurenai would somehow find out if I went into a place like this."
"Fine, suit yourself!" Jiraiya exclaimed with a grin and ran inside. Big mistake.
Once he got inside, Jiraiya saw nothing but muscular men with thick mustaches, wearing black leather clothes.
"What the...?"
"Oh, my god!" one of the men, surprisingly a soprano, strange for someone as big as him, squealed as he pointed at Jiraiya. "It's Jiraiya-sama of the sannin!"
All the men squealed and rushed at him, ripping off Jiraiya's clothes as well as their own.
"NO!! NARUTO!! SAVE ME!!"
Meanwhile, Naruto sat in a tree, polishing his horns and relishing in his sensei's and grandfather's pained screams.
"HA! That'll teach you not to peep on me and my fiancées." he said and snorted. "Ero-Ojiji."
--LINE--
HAH! ZnK, the master of the unexpected strikes again! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Please leave a review on your way out. I need a lemon!
