So, because of all your awesome reviews, I wrote another Bonus story for you all. It takes place a little after chapter 8.

Summary: This is a story in which Beansprout and Bakanda teach the students of Hogwarts about Rosa Crux Academy for the Magically Gifted with their awesome lying skills. As in, for example, Supervisor Komui = Headmaster Komui (Oh god...)


Today, was what seemed to be another uneventful Defense Against the Dark Arts class, well, until Hermione raised her hand. The Professor looked up from his book, he too seemed really bored. "Do you need something Miss Granger?"

There was a pause, "Would you mind telling us about your school, Rosa Crux for the Magically Gifted?" The ever so curious Hermione asked.

Allen looked at the clock, there was still A LOT of time left. He, as well as the students, did not want to continue reading the same boring old book over and over so... "Sure, why not?" The Professor said aloud, half talking to himself, he then turned to look directly at Hermione. "What would you like to know?"

A few kids looked up with interest, closing their textbooks. "Well, what is the school like?"

"Che." The class turned to the Samurai who was leaning against the wall, a few students had forgotten he was there. "That school is the equivalence to an Insane Asylum." The answer had shocked Hermione as well as many of the students. 'How could you say that about your own school? Is it truly that terrible of a school of magic?'

"Don't listen to him, sure things can get hectic at time but it's not that bad. Plus, Rosa Crux has the best Chef in the entire world! You see, Jerry will cook you anything you want, I haven't found a dish he couldn't make!" The teacher looked real happy up until Kanda interrupted his daydream.

"And there you go talking about food again" Allen chose to ignore Kanda's remark.

"Um..." A Gryffindor raised her shaking hand. "What's your headmaster like?"

"Well..." The Professor thought for a moment and sighed. "Headmaster Komui has what you could say... an eccentric personality."

"That's an under statement."

"Well, Bakanda." He turned to the Raven, "How else would I kindly describe that Insane Bastard?"

Again, the class was shocked. They kinda understood why the Samurai would say something like that, it's his personality. But their teacher? Calling his own headmaster an Insane Bastard, again, this was their teacher they were talking about! The kind man who always seemed to smile and not call people Bastards, yet, here he was, doing exactly what no one thought he would do. "How could you say that about your own headmaster!?" Another Gryffindor girl called out.

"Please, let me explain. Have you ever been attacked and/or almost killed by one of Komui's giant killer death robots that just happened to malfunction. Oh, and I must include the fact that he will do anything to keep his robot from being destroyed." Allen looked around at all the stares he got. "Oh, and he has a sister complex. You see, his younger sister Lenalee goes to Rosa Crux as well, and yes, Komui is only 30 and Lenalee is 17. Anyway, if you even look at her in some way that suggests you like her, then your body is bound to be never found again." Again, the students face's were priceless.

"That Damn Rabbit never stood a chance..." Kanda just remembered how bad the Idiot had looked. What pissed him off was the fact that he wasn't the one responsible, and that experience also created Kanda's tiny fear of what must be going on in Komui's mind.

"Wasn't he in the Infirmary for a month? I heard he was beaten so bad that you couldn't even recognize him. Oh, and then there was time when he almost destroyed the entire city of Paris all because he caught Lenalee walking around with one of the researchers."

Another student mustered up all their courage to ask the next question. "So, what about the Professors? Are they just as bad?"

"Hm... I heard that Professor Klaud Nine is kinda strict, I don't really know much about Professor Socalo either, but Professor Yeager is one if the kindest men I have ever met! You got Professor Tiedoll, right?" Allen asked Bakanda.

"Don't call me Bakanda..." He grumbled but no one could hear him. He looked up. "Che. I hate that man and everything about him."

"But weren't you guy like a family or something? I mean, he always referred to you as his kid and all..."

"I AM NOT THAT MAN'S SON!"

The Students were kinda lost again. "Yeah, well, at least you didn't have to have Cross as your teacher! It was at least a hundred times more worse than anything Tiedoll put you through!" The sudden change in Walker's voice surprised them. "That man would go get drunk and when there was trouble, he would purposely leave me to handle it! Hell, he made me work my ass off to pay his debts! And I got nothing in return! No respect, or even a thank you!" The teacher stopped for a moment to calm down. Then he whispered something only Kanda could probably hear. "And then he had the nerve to die..."

"Couldn't he get fired for doing all those things?" Ron asked, trying to snap the teacher out of it.

Kanda answered this time. "What do you think? If our principle could get away with almost murdering a student, do you think Cross could get fired for being an inhumane drunk womanizer who clearly needs to learn how to get money for himself?" This perked Allen up, seeing that Kanda does care.

"Well..." Ron had to agree that his question did seem kinda stupid.

"Where is the school located?" Harry asked.

Ron sat down and turned to him. "Seriously? That's what your asking about? The location?"

"There weren't any good ones left!"

"I don't know." Walker just said it bluntly. Again, for like the billionth time, the students were surprised by this.

"How could you not know?"

"Let's see... I'm pretty sure the first school building was somewhere if the coast of France but now I'm not so sure... never really payed that much attention about it..." None of the students like the answer but at least Walker was back to his old self. "Oh, look at the time. See you all next class!" He waved good bye at the students exiting the room. Then turned to Kanda. "That was probably the best hiding-the-actual-truth thing we ever told!" But Kanda had already left the room. "Bakanda..."


Also, I am curious. Do any of you realize all the different parings I've hinted (by accident) in this fan-fic?

I dare you to guess!

Anyway, thank you so much and I'll keep trying to update as soon as possible but firs I'm going to work on, The Alchemist and The Exorcist right now but I'll be back real soon.