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Ch.11 England and America go on their first date.

England finished applying his cologne and looked at himself in the mirror. He had a dark red shirt on and a leather jacket with dark jeans and boots. He had taken all piercings out but his ears. After deciding he looked well enough he texted America seeing when he would be there. America said he would be there in ten minutes. England grabbed his wallet and house key then went downstairs.

"What are you dressed up for?" Wales asked all brothers lazing around on the couch.

"Ah…Erm…..I have a date with America tonight I told you this."

"No you didn't!" Wales screeched.

"Oh….Well now I did." He said smiling innocently.

"You aren't going on a date with him." Ireland said lowly.

"Why the bloody hell not?"

"We don't like him! No! No baby brother you will not date him!"

"To late already am. He's my boyfriend." England said crossing his arms. The five argued about it for ten minutes then heard the honk. England bolted. Scotland went to tackle him. England dodged him then North who tried to jump on him. He scrambled out of the way of Ireland's dive and took a baseball slide between Wales legs when he tried to block him. He scrambles up fast and ran out the door them on his heels. "GO GO GO!" England screamed diving into the car.

"What are you talking about and OH MY GOD!" America screamed then floored it out of the driveway. They chased him while then gave up when he went fasted and disappeared.

"Damn it Wales!"

"HEY!" Wales screamed.

"You let him get by you!"

"You let him dodge your tackle! I don't want to hear it!" Wales screamed then the four bickered on whose fault it was.

America laughed at dinner England explaining how his brothers reacted.

"They're only saying they don't like you because they are over protective." England said rolling his eyes smiling.

"I hope so." America said laughing. "You would think you would be angry at the way they acted."

"Hmm. Maybe at first. But now not so much. They're protective. Them acting like this shows me they love and care about me. So I can't stay mad about it." England said softly gentle smile staying on his lips.

"You look pretty smiling like that." America blurted then his eyes widened and he covered his mouth. England tilted his head then laughed at him.

"Well you look cute being all embarrassed." He teased.

"Shut it." America said with a laugh. After eating he took him to a batting cage.

"Why are we here?" England asked then America pulled out a bag.

"Well I'm going to load the machine up with these and you'll hit them." America said holding up a little glass figurine of France. England stared blankly a minute then smirked wildly grabbing the bat. America loaded the machine and England was soon hitting the figurines shattering them all over the place grinning and laughing while America laughed at him. The second to last hit the machine making it move and it shot the last figurine. Sending it flying into England's head. England fell from the force. America ran to him screaming. He sat him up patting his face. England's eyes rolled around then focused dazed.

"Ow."

"Maybe I should have brought you a helmet." America said then opened his phone and dialed a number.

"Hello? Country of love speaking."

"SHUT UP YOU FUCK FACE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

"Wait what are you talking about America?"

"FUCK YOU THAT'S WHAT! I HAVE TO TAKE ENGLAND TO THE EMERGANCY ROOM BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID FACE!"

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ENGLAND?!"

"I DIDN'T YOUR FACE DID!" America screamed and hung up.

"I'm so confused." France whimpered when he got the dial tone.

America got England treated for his concussion then took him for ice cream and drove him back to his house.

"I'm so sorry this happened."

"I said it was fine it was my fault. Your gesture was amazing. I had the best first date ever." England said kissing him gently. "Now let's just hope my brothers don't kill you. You were planning on staying the night after all."

"I don't know if I'll feel safe. I might just rent a hotel room and see you tomorrow."

"Whatever you want love." England said shrugging. "Walk me to the door. I'm still dizzy." He said then America did so looking sad still. "None of that. I'm fine. It isn't your fault. It's France's face fault."

"You know that's what I said earlier."

"Really? I can't remember that. Well great minds think alike I guess. Good night America." He said smiling. America kissed him a few times then left to find a hotel. England slipped into the house and turned on the light.

"It's two in the morning England." Ireland said darkly sitting on the couch.

"Why did that date last that long England?" Wales asked voice just as dark sitting on the table.

"What the hell were you two doing England?" North accused twitching.

"Tell us." Scotland growled.

"We went to dinner, then the batting cage where I got to shatter little glass France things everywhere then we got ice cream and talked." England said trying to walk to his room.

"What it that crinkling in you jacket?"

"Food." England said slowly then Ireland blocked his path.

"WHY IS THERE A GAINT WELT ON YOUR FOREHEAD?!" he screeched shaking him.

"I HAVE A CONCUSSION STOP!" England screamed gripping his head in pain.

"TELL ME!" Ireland roared then paused when England puked on him. "Ok one EW! Two DEAR JESUS I'M SORRY ARE YOU OK?!" Ireland screamed making him cover his ears wincing.

"SHUT UP YOU'RE HURTING HIS HEAD!" North yelled.

"YOU SHUT UP YOU UGLY GINGER!" Ireland yelled.

"WE HAVE THE SAME FACE!"

"WE DO NOT! I'M WAY BETTER LOOKNG THAN YOU!" Ireland screamed shoving England aside making Wales catch him before he fell. Ireland stormed over to North and they got in a screaming match on who was hotter.

"YOU'RE BOTH UGLY AS HELL NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Scotland roared then stole England. "Come on. Let's get you changed and you need to lay down. Can you sleep? Did the doctor say?"

"I can sleep now." England said clutching his head still in pain.

"You have any pain pills?"

"Yeah."

"Good." Scotland said carrying him up the stairs and took him to his room. Soon he was all nice and tucked in with a trash can by his bed in case he puked again.

"Will you stay?" England asked tugging his shirt.

"Sure." Scotland said laying down with him.

"Scottie. America really makes me happy." England mumbled.

"I know." Scotland sighed. "We'll give him a chance. But that doesn't mean we'll like him."

"Be nice to him." England mumbled.

"Maybe only a little nice."

"Fine." England mumbled drifting off to sleep. Scotland fell asleep too.

The next morning was filled with them fussing over him and asking questions about his date then France came in freaking out checking on him because of the phone call with America made him a little worried. Then looked offended when they explained what happened. Scotland laughed at that slinging an arm around him grinning. Ireland perked up suddenly.

"What?"

"Germany agreed to go on a date with me next week."

"Oh my God." Wales said horrified thinking of the pissed albino that would try to murder Ireland.

"I'm dying aren't I?" Ireland said after a minute.

"Yup." North said looking at him.

"Come on guys. Prussia can be reasonable sometimes." France said smiling.

To where Prussia and Germany are.

"YOU'RE GOING ON A DATE WITH WHO NEXT WEEK?!" he roared.

"Calm down." Germany said grabbing his shirt.

"I'LL FUCKING MURDER HIM! YOU CAN'T DATE! I WON'T SEE YOU HEART BROKEN AGAIN!"

"Prussia it's not like that!" Germany said holding him away from the door. "PRUSSIA PUT THE CHAIN SAW DOWN!" Germany screamed as he escaped. Prussia ran to his car to go to the airport. "PRUSSIA NEIN!" Germany screamed grabbing the door as he reversed and drug him out of the car. They wrestled on the ground while Saxony saw the car rolling away and chased after it. Bavaria just watched Germany and Prussia laughing.

"STOP TRYING TO BE AN ADULT AND DATING! ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO BE MY BABY BRUDER AND NEVER DATE EVER AGAIN! YOU HAVE ME! YOU DON'T NEED A BOYFRIEND!"

"HA! INCEST AND GAY!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP HESSE BEFORE I KILL YOU!" Prussia roared.

"MAKE ME!"

"YOU WANNA GO?!" Prussia screamed jumping up and grabbed the chainsaw and cranked it. Hesse's screams were all over town.

Back to the Kirkland's and France!

"Yeah…..Reasonable." Scotland said doubtfully. They all shivered and looked at Ireland pityingly.

"I'm going to fucking die."

"Shit yeah you are." England said patting his shoulder.