AUTHOR'S NOTE: From now on, the servants will be wearing the clothes that Lindsay picked out in Chapter 11, combined with their canon shirts (T.U.F.F. Puppy).
That night after dinner, Ollie asked Lindsay if he could sleep with her.
"Um... gee, I guess that since we're dating, it'd be okay," said Lindsay nervously. So they walked over to Lindsay's bedroom and put on their pajamas.
Ollie wore a teal T-shirt and purple boxers, while Lindsay was wearing a pink nightgown. They then got into bed, as Ollie started playing loud music from his iPhone.
So I love when you call unexpected
'Cause I hate when the moment's expected
So I'ma care for you, you, you
I'ma care for you, you, you, you, yeah
'Cause girl you're perfect
You're always worth it
And you deserve it
The way you work it
'Cause girl you earned it, yeah
Girl you earned it, yeah
Meanwhile, in the room next door, Totodile was having trouble sleeping. His eyes were wide open, staring lifelessly into the abyss that was his roof.
The next day, all the servants (even the gothic squirrels and their pet rabbit) gathered in the main hall for an important meeting. They were all wearing the clothes that Lindsay had picked out for them.
"All right, you animals," said Staci. "You all know why we're here... right?"
Larry looked down at his wristwatch. "We only have 12 hours to create the most magical, spontaneous, romanti atmosphere known to human or animal," he said.
"...Or weasel!" The Chameleon chimed in, and chuckled at his comment. Everyone just stared at him.
Ian Watkins floated over, carrying his master's amulet inside a glass container.
"Right..." said Snaptrap. "If I'm not mistaken, once the amulet loses its glow, then the curse will last forever. And Lindsay has to fall in love with the master as soon as possible!" Snaptrap kept tapping on the glass container, as everyone worried that the glass might crack. Francisco thought fast and pried the amulet, glass and all, out of Snaptrap's clutch.
"Okay, so here's the deal," said Bird Brain. "Half of us will report to the West Wing. The other half will report to the East Wing. And everyone else will stay here." All the servants started running in different directions.
"Gosh, this doesn't add up," said Larry. "That adds up to more than 100% of the servants."
"NOBODY CARES, LARRY!" said Snaptrap angrily.
"Lighten up, Snaptrap," said Larry. "It's obvious that the master is falling for Lindsay."
"Why, I heard them playing sexy music overnight," said Totodile. "I just couldn't sleep!" He then collapsed and fell asleep in his mother's vines. Lady Venusaur picked up her son with her vines and started rocking him.
"Besides, they must fall in love tonight if we ever expect to be human again!" retorted Francisco.
"Ah... human again," sighed all the servants except for Staci.
"Just think of what this could mean for us!" said Larry enthusiastically.
CHAMELEON: I'll be cooking again
BIRD BRAIN: Be good-looking again
With a mademoiselle on each arm
Zippy and the female squirrel climbed onto Bird Brain's shoulders.
FRANCISCO: When I'm human again
Only human again
Poised and polished and gleaming with charm
Francisco looked at himself in the mirror, and his sharp teeth sparkled.
LARRY: I'll be courting again, chic and sporting again.
LADY VENUSAUR: Which should cause several husbands alarm.
Ian Watkins dropped down from a shelf and laughed. "I'll hop down off this shelf, and tout de suite be myself," he sang.
EVERYONE: I can't wait to be human again
Staci was in Lindsay's room, picking out some clothes for Lindsay and her master.
STACI: When you're human again, only human again
When you're knickknacks and whatnots no more
When you're human again, good and human again
O, cherie, won't it all be top drawer?
Zippy perched herself on Staci's shoulder, while Lady Venusaur watched from a distance.
ZIPPY: I'll wear lipstick and rouge
LADY VENUSAUR: And I won't be so huge
Why, I'll easily fit through that door
I'll exude savoir faire
I'll wear gowns, I'll have hair
It's my prayer to be human again
Meanwhile, in the stables, Larry and Snaptrap did an "American Gothic" pose.
LARRY & SNAPTRAP: When we're human again, only human again
When the world once more starts making sense
Various unnamed servants came rushing by, knocking Larry off the fence as he tumbled into the mud. He lifted his head up and stared at the clouds.
LARRY: I'll unwind, for a change
SNAPTRAP: Really? That'd be strange
LARRY: Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense?
Back in the West Wing, Ollie was drinking some tea and listening to music on his iPhone.
OLLIE: In a shack by the sea, I'll sit back, sipping tea
Let my early retirement commence
No more ears full of wax, I'll get down to brass tacks and RELAX!
He fell onto the floor, noticing that his amulet is almost completely dull. He then bit his nails in fear. The other servants then appeared by his side.
SERVANTS: When I'm human again!
Later on, some unnamed servants were cleaning random rooms in the castle.
SERVANTS: So sweep the dust from the floor
Let's let some light in the room
I can feel, I can tell someone might break the spell any day now
Larry picked up a portrait of Lindsay and pointed at her face.
SERVANTS: Shine up the brass on the door
Alert the dust pail and broom
If it all goes as planned our time may be at hand any day now
Open the shutters and let in some air
In the kitchen, Lady Venus aur was tending to her tea kit, giving orders to the Chameleon.
LADY VENUSAUR: Put these here and put those over there
CHAMELEON:Sweep up the years, the sadness and tears and throw them away
Outside the castle, some dust from the brooms landed onto Snaptrap, burying him in a large pile. Inside the ballroom, some unnamed servants were decorating for a beautiful dance.
SERVANTS: We'll be human again, only human again
When the girl finally sets us all free
Cheeks a-blooming again, we're assuming again
We'll resume our long-lost joie de vivre
We'll be playing again, holidaying again
And we're praying it's ASAP
We will push, we will shove
They will both fall in love
And we'll finally be human again...
Inside the library, Ollie was reading "Pride and Prejudice" to Lindsay.
"Nothing could be more delightful!" he read. "To be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love, and very lively hopes of Mr. Bingley's heart were entertained." He placed a bookmark into the book, knelt down, took off his cap, and placed it onto his chest.
"Lindsay, there's something really important I'd really like to ask you," said Ollie. "Would you like to dance with me tonight?"
"Why, that would sound lovely, Wal.. I mean, Ollie!" Lindsay said excitedly.
Outside the castle, Snaptrap was washing the windows, using Larry as a sponge. Below him, the unnamed servants were now tending to the garden.
SERVANTS: We'll be dancing again, we'll be twirling again
We'll whirling around with such ease
When we're human again, only human again
We'll go waltzing those old one-two-threes
We'll be floating again, we'll be gliding again
Stepping, striding, as fine as you please
Bird Brain turned on the water fountain, which was a statue of his master's weasel form.
SERVANTS: Like a real human does, I'll be all that I was
On that glorious morn, when we're finally re-born
The scene zoomed to the top of the castle, where Staci stood on the balcony.
"STANDING ON THE ROOFTOPS, EVERYBODY SCREAM YOUR... HEART! OUT!" screamed Ian Watkins from behind Staci. He then pushed Staci off the balcony, as she started going into freefall.
"Did you know that my grandfather invented the cannonball dive?" she said. "Before then we had to bellyflop or dive head-first into the swimming pool. AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM!"
She then landed into the water fountain, splashing the unnamed servants with water.
"And we're all of us human again," Bird Brain adjusted his monocle as he sang the last line.
