Chapter 12 Home future home

Quanktumspirit: "Here is now the last chapter. Thank you so much for everybody for sticking with this tale. And thank you BlackBlizzard for hanging in with me."


As Perry got home with Phineas and Ferb he looked to the calendar. He knew because nobody was home, nobody could rip the pages off from it, so it was still showing the 5th of July. Perry ripped the pages of and brought it to the real date; the 9th of July. Lucky, nobody had any appointments between the 5th of July and the 9th.

Both Phineas and Ferb were smiling a little bit, they didn't dare question Perry about the judge's decision knowing it was just going to hurt him badly. But there was still one elephant in the room.

"Perry, once we've unpacked our 'stay away' bags, I think we should have a discussion about what has happened in the last 4 days," Phineas said.

Perry sighed and nodded, "You two go and unpack, I'll put the kettle on and start cleaning up down here."

Phineas and Ferb both walked upstairs and unpacked their clothes, Perry quickly grabbed the cleaning supply from underneath the sink and cleaned the downstairs home up. He has to make it seem like they have been here for the entire four days, and there was at least an inch of dust everywhere.

Once the house looked cleaned up, Perry could hear Phineas and Ferb going into the shower. He walked back outside and to the post box. There he took the post out.

Nothing but bills for his parents... and one letter to him from the OWCA. Perry smiled and walked with the postback inside. He placed the letters on the side counter and opened the letter that was addressed to him.

Perry walked to his bedroom and unwrapped it. He lit a small candle and held the invisible paper towards it. The OWCA was very well known for hiding the letters in case anybody, except the OWCA Agent, got the letter. They wouldn't know what was written, but Perry knew. The postmark was the form of a platypus, his trait animal.

After burning the letter against the candle for 2 minutes the letter was readable again. Perry blew the candle out and read what the OWCA wanted to inform him about.

"Dear Agent Perry, everything has worked out fine in the end. Heinz is in jail and the OWCA, as well as Danville, is safe for a few years. Don't think you are off the hook just because your main antagonist is in jail. You are to be a desk agent for the fourteen years that Heinz is in jail. We know how close you both have grown and I think you will be quite mad if you would have a replacement LOVEMUFFIN nemesis. We don't know if Heinz will be back with the LOVEMUFFINS after the fourteen years in jail, we will have to wait and see. Just make sure that nothing is going to happen to your brothers. And have a nice time, we will give you 12 days of so you can keep an eye on your brothers, see you in 12 days, Mayer Monobrow." Perry read.

He nodded and folded the letter up, before tucking it in his back pocket. As he sat down at the table Phineas and Ferb came downstairs and sat next to their brother, both boys were dressed in a new set of PJ's. Perry walked back to the kitchen and got each of them a glass of cold lemonade with ice cubes in it.

After drinking calmly Phineas and Ferb looked back to Perry.

"So, what now Perry? Are you out of your OWCA job for the next 14 years?" Phineas asked.

But Perry shook his head, "No guys, don't worry. The OWCA has placed me now in as a desk Agent. Meaning I have to work on paperwork for the 14 years, and I have a new job as an OWCA trainer as well. We are expecting a few shipments of new recruits. Some of the Agents at my headquarters want to go into retirement. Or start a family. So we need new Agents on the go as well."

Ferb smiled and nodded his head, "I still can't believe you have been an Agent for over 5 years and nobody at home has noticed, it must have been a hot burning burden every time you left for your job."

"Very true Ferb, it was. I was always scared of slipping up, but I managed to hold onto my end. But guys, please don't tell mum, dad or our sister Candace about my job. I still want to continue working there. I will tell them about it when I think the time is right." Perry said.

Phineas and Ferb nodded their heads, they sat up a bit, raised their left hand and made a crossing sign over their hearts.

Perry smiled, "Thank you, guys."

Phineas picked up the TV magazine, flicked it open to the 9th of July and scanned for any good films. There was one, Avatar. Starting in 5 minutes. Perry smiled, Phineas and Ferb walked to the couch and Perry got some chips.

He handed his brothers a bottle of lemonade and the 3 settled into the movie. It was a very enjoyable film, Phineas and Ferb were happy that Perry is showing now more brotherly compassion to each other than a few years ago... and yet they couldn't help but feel worried.

After all, Phineas is only 10 years old, Ferb 10 years and Perry was 24 years old. Perry was practically an adult. If Phineas and Ferb knew anything of the world is that once a boy/man has a love interest they start neglecting their families and start forming a deep relationship with their partners.

Even if said partner is 20 years older then one's self. Phineas and Ferb's smile vanished as they looked to each other, and then to Perry. Perry noticed his brother's nervous stares and he looked back to them.

"Guys, you have nothing to worry about, I promise I won't neglect this family and will be back home every evening after my missions," Perry said as he smiled at them.

But Ferb shook his head, "It's not that, Perry."

"What then?"

"W... well... Perry, you are now 24 years old. We've seen you act all romantic and happy with Dr Doofenshmirts. And... and we both know you love him. We've also learned that once a man has a love interest they try everything to be with this person... and... w... we are just scared that you will start seeing Dr Heinz Doofenshmirts and will forget about us." Phineas said.

Phineas and Ferb both tried to hold back their tears, Perry is their favourite brother, and now somebody might have a chance at stealing him away from them.

Perry blinked a bit, he bent down and embraced his brothers again.

"Oh Phineas and Ferb... w... well, yes I have a romantic interest in Dr Heinz Doofenshmirts. Even if I won't see him for a while... but don't ever forget this guy. You both are my brothers, you both are more important to me then any relationship I will ever build up. I just love you both different than Heinz. I love you both as any sibling should, but with Dr Heinz Doofenshmirts I love him the way our father loves our mother." Perry said.

Phineas and Ferb smiled and embraced their brother. Somehow they think that Perry will soon be married to Heinz. And both boys were fine with it after hearing Perry's answer. Heinz is Perry's perfect match. As Perry is Heinz.


The next 4 days Perry played, talked and interacted with his brothers, he got about 12 days off because he wanted to spend some quality time with his brothers. They went to amusement parks, swimming and the cinema.

As they were playing tag one day Perry looked at his watch, Ferb caught him before embracing his brother.

"Sorry guys, come we have to pick your sister Candace up from the harbour. Her cruise time is over." Perry said.

Phineas and Ferb nodded, "And no telling her of what happened, we promise Perry."

Perry smiled, he grabbed the keys to his car and drove down to the docks.

The ship just pulled in and Phineas, Ferb and Perry saw Candace and Jeremy walk down the plank.

"Welcome home sister," Perry said happily.

Phineas and Ferb embraced her and shook hands with Jeremy. Jeremy smiled too, kissed Candace passionate before driving back home.

"Ah, it is good to be home. I've taken a lot of pictures with my phone." Candace said. "Thank you for the permission, Perry."

Perry nodded his head, "But as promised if you don't tell mum and dad I won't tell."

Candace nodded, Perry drove the family back home, once home Perry took Candace dirty clothes and started the washing loads. Candace stored her souvenirs away in her bedroom, the washing kit was placed back in the family bathroom and then she looked back to Perry.

"Anyway, how was your time with the boys?" Candace asked looking towards Phineas and Ferb.

Phineas smiled, "Great. We've gone together to the Zoo, to the park and as well to the seaside. It was just great to have some bonding time with Perry."

Perry smiled, a perfect cover story, he nodded his head. Candace just shrugged and disappeared back into her bedroom to chat with her friends over her phone.


As the 14th day of their parents, Europe tour was over Perry got into the car with his brothers and Candace.

Together all 4 drove down to the airport, Perry was sure their parents have bought half of Europe and some more, so they were going to need a lot of room in the car. He has attached a hanger to the back of the car before setting off with them.

As they were driving down the motorway Perry was thinking again about Heinz. How was he with his working contract? Will he see him again very soon? D... Does Heinz still like him, despite the hurt he has caused his family?

Perry only hopped the years will go by fast, he wanted Heinz with him as soon as possible. Maybe...

Perry started to blush across his cheeks, maybe Heinz knows of his even deeper feelings and he could ask for his hand in marriage. Perry really hoped he will be able to stay with his lover. Heinz has shown him in the few days that his feelings were returned, but now there were 14 years between them that they had to hold threw until Heinz was released again.

In the back car, Perry could hear Candace chatting over her phone with her friends, Phineas and Ferb were both talking with each other about some new blueprint plans they could create. Perry smiled, everything was now back to normal.

After driving for 1 hour they arrived at the airport. From the aeroplane Phineas, Ferb, Candace and Perry had to wait a short while until the plane landed.

"Danville flight plane from Paris Europe landed, landing gate 3. Danville flight plane from Paris Europe, landing gate 3." They heard the loudspeaker say.

Phineas, Ferb, Candace and Perry got up and moved to the front of the row. They looked around as they saw a lot of people clambering of the plane. A short while later Perry spotted their father and mother.

Linda and Lawrence disappeared to a different room to retrieve their luggage, after getting the last bag on a trolley they meet up with their children, on the trolley, they had at least 10 packed suitcases they took from the converse band and each was carrying a bag over their shoulders as well.

"MUM, DAD!" Phineas, Ferb and Candace called out.

Perry caught their trolley and let Phineas, Ferb and Candace embrace their parents. Lawrence and Linda embraced their 3 youngest, Perry put on the hand brake of the trolley and then shook his step-father and mother's hands.

Perry smiled, "Welcome home mum and dad. We've missed you very much."

"Oh Perry, we've missed you all as well. No trouble with Candace and the boys?" Linda asked her son.

Perry smiled and shook his head, "None what so ever... you could say, we've had a good time."

Perry didn't want to tell his parents that he sent Candace away for one week and that Phineas and Ferb could have died last week, well not just yet.

"Well, we've got so much to show you 4 and so much to tell you. Come let's go home." Lawrence said.

Perry nodded, Lawrence carried Phineas, Linda carried Ferb and held Candace's hand, Perry pushed the trolley behind them and then loaded the suitcases back into the car. Once it was packed Lawrence got into the car driving seat, Perry got the seat in the back, back up and sat in it calmly.

Linda sat next to her husband and Phineas, Ferb and Candace squashed in the centre of the car. Then the journey back home began.

Exactly by the trip back, Perry asked himself if he should tell his parents about what happened, he knows he shouldn't because then he would never be trusted to protect his siblings again, but he can't lie to his parents any more.


As the family got back home Perry unloaded the suitcases and continued with the washing. As the washing load was on, Lawrence and Linda continued unpacking the souvenirs they have bought from Europe and some were going to be ornaments on cupboards and others to sell in their second-hand shop.

Candace sat on the couch and sent various text messages to her friends, Phineas and Ferb grabbed Perry and pulled him upstairs. They still had something to ask. They know what Perry's last answer was, but this was serious.

As Phineas and Ferb were sure Candace wasn't hearing anything they looked to Perry. To make double sure they left to Perry's bedroom and locked the door, by pushing Perry's desk chair underneath the door handle.

"Perry, sorry to ask you this, but we have to tell mum, dad and Candace what really happened to us. They deserve to know the truth." Phineas said.

Perry sighed, "I know guys. We will tell them this evening."

Phineas and Ferb nodded their heads, first, they removed the desk chair again, and then they got a game from the cupboard and played with Perry Twister. Until the evening arrived. Phineas, Ferb and Perry laughed, this was just going to grow stronger than the 3 have ever hoped it to be.

As the evening came Perry called Candace, Linda and Lawrence downstairs to the living room. Phineas and Ferb put on their PJ's and made sure the small burn scar where the inator first sickened them and then cured them was covered before they would show their parents what has happened to them last week. As everybody was in the living room they looked to Perry.

Perry got from his room his brown fedora and his OWCA ID badge, he got his job certificate and his list of LOVEMUFFIN nemesis.

As the family was seated in the living room they looked to Perry, Perry nodded his head to is brothers and placed his things on the coffee table.

Linda looked at his ID badge and hat confused, "Perry? What is this? What is the OWCA?"

Perry nodded his head, "Mum, dad, Candace. OWCA is the name of my workplace. I work there as a Private Detective and protector of Danville with about a hundred exact chosen members. The list was my nemesis over the past 9 years and in the past 5 years the last Nemesis was the one I was fighting."

"Phineas, Ferb, Candace did you know of this?" Lawrence asked shocked.

Candace shook her head, "No I didn't know of it, this is the first time I've heard of it-"

"Wait a minute, Perry, this Pinky guy, where you claimed to be working with him in the film company, the CDVM, he is working with you as an OWCA person?" Linda asked.

Perry nodded his head, "The CDVM was just a cover story for us, so you wouldn't have to worry about me. I know you would have placed me under permanent house arrest if you know I'm always out there stopping the evil."

Linda nodded her head, "So you have taken the last 2 weeks of too look after Phineas and Ferb? Right?"

But Perry shook his head, he pulled Phineas and Ferb up, he removed their T-shirts, on each of their arms was still the mm thick needle penetration where Heinz has cured his brothers a week ago.

Linda, Lawrence and Candace looked shocked. Phineas and Ferb placed their T-shirts back over and sat next to Perry again.

"Perry? What happened to Phineas and Ferb?" Lawrence asked a little bit mad.

Perry told Linda and Lawrence of everything that happened in the past 2 weeks, that Heinz Doofenshmirtz has sickened his brothers and then healed them, how he was now in a working contract over the damage he has done. And how much Heinz now means to him.

Nobody disturbed him, Linda and Lawrence were a bit mad over what happened, but they could see how much Heinz Doofenshmirtz means to Perry.

Phineas and Ferb told their parents everything that has happened to them, but as they came to the day where Perry has kissed Heinz, Perry stopped them.

"Wait, Phineas, Ferb... you saw the day I gave Heinz my first kiss?" Perry asked blushing.

Phineas grinned, "Indeed Perry, it was so romantic."

"It was just a kiss to calm him down, nothing of meaning," Perry said trying to deny his feelings.

Ferb burst out with laughter, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahah, that is not true Perry. We've seen the passionate kiss, the only other person we know of who would kiss themselves like that is our parents. Because they love each other so much. You have the same feelings to Heinz Doofenshmirtz as mum has to dad and dad to mum."

Perry started to shake and collapsed in his chair, his tears streamed and he hiccuped. His heart was aching again, Perry knew the pain will never leave, not until Heinz Doofenshmirtz was back in his life, he may have hurt him, he may have been the stupidest scientist Perry has ever known, but Heinz has kissed him, he fixed his mistakes and was very remorseful over what he has done to his brothers.

Heinz did everything in his power to save his beloved brothers, and Perry just threw him under the bus... no, not right, Heinz threw himself under the bus, it didn't cause the pain to be any less than it was now.

Phineas and Ferb embraced their brother and tried to calm Perry back down, Perry got a kitchen cloth and whipped his tears away.

"S... sorry Phineas and Ferb. B... But I will just miss Dr Heinz so much... I'm sure you've seen me show my love feelings to him?" Perry asked.

Phineas nodded his head, "We are ok with it Perry. Mum, dad. Me and Ferb think that Heinz is Perry's, true love. First, according to Perry, he was his enemy, but now we've seen the lust and love signs between our doctor and Perry."

Lawrence almost looked horrified, "Wait, Doctor? Perry, what has happened?"

Perry sighed, he told his parents what happened in the 2 weeks that they were away, from the attack of the inator to Phineas and Ferb finding out about Perry's job at the OWCA and Perry's growing feelings for Heinz.

After Heinz cured his brothers Perry told his parents that Heinz was sentenced to a job working contract with the OWCA and that he has to pay them back.

Linda was a bit mad, "Perry how could you? You were supposed to protect Phineas and Ferb, and you just let them be sickened by that twisted mad man of a doctor?"

"M- no Linda. I didn't intentionally know that Phineas and Ferb were attacked with Heinz's inator, Pinky, my working friend, has told me that they were attacked unconscious. I then did everything- no after arresting Heinz Doofenshmirtz he was forced to work on an antidote, and it worked. Phineas and Ferb were cured 4 days after he was arrested. And they both gave of their own statement." Perry said.

"But why did you leave them alone, to begin with?" Linda asked.

Perry shook his head, "First of, Phineas and Ferb still had school, the last day before the holidays would start, second you knew from my CDVM, Camera, DVD, Video and Movie job that I work from 8 AM to 7 PM at night. Well... now you know what I really work as. I had to leave them because I thought it wouldn't change the normal daily routine. Pinky my friend alerted me of the danger, and the entire Try state Area had to get a vacation shot to make sure Heinz flue doesn't affect them."

Lawrence nodded his head, "Ok. As we can see Phineas and Ferb were cured. How Perry? Did this Heinz guy had something to do with it?"

"Indeed Lawrence, Dr Heinz Doofenshmirts has made a handgun with 20 different cure vials to heal his virus. According to him that every time he tried one cure, the virus hit him back with a stronger one. As Phineas and Ferb were injected with the healing germ they were unconscious for 24 hours, and as they woke up they were cured." Perry said.

Phineas and Ferb both smiled and nodded their heads.

"Very good then," Linda said pleased. "Can we still charge him with harm on this family?"

Perry swallowed hard, the day of the judgement with Heinz Doofenshmirtz was already hard enough, he never wanted to go through that again.

"No mum. My work placement has finished the court case 9 days ago. And Heinz Doofenshmirtz was sentenced to 14 years in a working jail. He isn't to be released until 2030." Perry explained.

Lawrence shook his head, "He then got what he deserved. Harming our poor sons. I hope he'll rot in jail or get what is coming to him."

Perry couldn't take it an more, he felt his stomach churn and bubble in pain, he bent over, held his mouth and ran to the kitchen sink, just telling his parents about Heinz was hurting him even more than as Heinz infected his brothers.

Perry bent over the sink and started vomiting inside it. Linda and Lawrence looked at each other confused, they walked back to Perry inside the kitchen and saw Perry has collapsed in a crying ball.

"P... Perry?" Linda asked confused.

But Perry wasn't quite done yet, "HOW COULD YOU LAWRENCE! DR HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ MEANS THE WORLD TO ME! FOR CRISES SAKE I LOVE HIM!"

After that statement flew from his mouth, Perry collected himself back up, ran upstairs to his room, slammed the door closed and screamed in his pillows, Perry cried and cried for hours on end.

Phineas and Ferb shook their heads and walked with Candace back upstairs and went to their sister's bedroom.


Inside Perry's room

Perry threw himself on his bed and screamed. His heart was breaking even further now from what his step-father has said. Heinz means the word to Perry. Heinz is Perry's soul mate and nothing was going to change it.

Perry curled up and picked his secret locket from around his neck, it was a photo from the first day he had meet up with Heinz Doofenshmirtz. That day has changed his howl perspective of love and life. He loved every day he got to thwart that stupid scientist schemes, even if the last one didn't go as planned.

And now that they both got to know each other on a better, emotional and private level, Perry's lust and longing have grown rapidly for Heinz.

Perry smiled a little bit, no matter what his parents said, no matter how many stones they will try and place in front of his path to his happy ever after with Heinz, Perry was going to beat them all and take Heinz as planned to be his friend, boyfriend and husband.

Perry walked to his cupboard and pulled out an old grey sock, inside the sock he pulled a small black box out which held happily, but most of all sad memories.

It was a proposal box, Perry carefully opened it and tears started to fall, it was a light green emerald ring, with a golden band holding it together, inside the ring box was a small photo of a man with brown hair and green eyes.

"Father... I can't believe it has been over 9 years since you died... I remember you left me this engagement ring, telling me: 'Perry Flynn, when you find your true love, never let them go like I have. Cherish them with all your heart and give that special someone my engagement ring I had held dear with your mother for 15 years.' John... I have found that man to cherish. And I will give Heinz the ring when he is released. I can't imagine living my life without him. As much as you never wanted to leave me, Phineas, Candace or your first love Linda. But sadly you lost the battle against Cancer. You were my idol from the day I was born, and you've taught me so much during my life. I want Heinz now to be a part of my life." Perry said and smiled sadly at the proposal ring.

He placed it back and sighed sadly, things were just going to get hard.

(This man mention is in this tale Perry, Phineas and Candace's father.)

Whiles Perry was crying for 2 hours his mother knocked on the door. Perry buried his face in his pillow, but first, he hid the engagement ring back in the sock and hid it under his pillow.

Perry buried his face in the pillow, the hallway light shone into his dark room and he could smell the perfume of lavender, Linda's favourite perfume. Perry wasn't in the mood to talk to his mother, but the lavender stench broke his heart even more.

Linda sat next to Perry's head and stroked over his head as if he was a baby.

"Perry, dinner is ready. Come downstairs when you have the strength to get back up." Linda said.

Perry hiccuped a bit as Linda left the room again. Perry's eyes turned a split second red about how unfair it was that Heinz was away for so long, but he will wait, that was all he could do.

Perry breathed in calmly, counted to 10 and then lifted himself up, he walked to his en-suite, combed his hair a bit and cleaned his face up a bit. After making himself a bit presentable Perry left his room and walked downstairs.


As Perry reached the kitchen his mood was still sour. Phineas, Ferb and Candace took their seats and Lawrence walked through from the kitchen with a plate of steaming hot pot of lam, vegetables and cheese.

Everybody took their helpings and Perry ate quietly with his parents. Just eating the memories of Heinz sharing his dinner with Peter flooded his mind a bit.

Lawrence, Linda, Phineas, Ferb and Candace chatted amongst themselves about the Europe tour, but Perry didn't share his thoughts about it, the second-hand shop never interested him.

Perry ate calmly, had his drink, and then a slice of cheesecake. After the dinner was finished Perry collected the plates and left to do the washing up.

Lawrence left to the lounge with Phineas, Ferb and Candace. Linda walked after her son Perry and watched him as he was letting the water flow into the washing up bowl. Perry was on the edge of the sink and he shook, from his lips came a gasp and a crying sound.

Linda blinked, walked behind her son, then she turned off the tap water before embracing her son. Perry gasped and turned round to face his mother.

"Perry, what is going on? Was mine and Lawrence trip away so badly? Come on, we've been gone for more than just 2 weeks. Something else is going on." Linda said.

Perry nodded, he finished the dishes, cups, glasses, knives, forks, spoons and glasses. Linda got a cloth and dried the dishes up before placing them away.

Perry breathes hard in and out before walking back to the family living room. After everybody was seated again Perry looked to Phineas and Ferb, they both nodded to Perry telling through their eyes that he should tell them the entire truth.

But before Perry could start Linda looked back to him.

"Perry, something else has happened. Why are you crying if you have had such a good time with Phineas, Ferb and Candace?" Linda asked.

Perry shook before he explained to them: "W... well mum... about 2 hours after you and dad left... I left my job. At the OWCA. I had to fight my nemesis Heinz Doofenshmirtz. His invention two weeks ago was a Cold-Flu-Pass-out-inator. His explanation of his inator was that he wanted to hit his brother Rodger Doofenshmirtz because he wanted him to be in his own sickness again. On that day Rodger was going to hold a praise speech at the newly built filled holes in our neighbourhood. In fact, the speech plan was just in front of our house. But he wasn't there yet, as I had Heinz unconscious his robot Norm activated the beam. Instead of hitting the front half of our home, the beam has hit our back garden, Phineas and Ferb were underneath the tree and according to Pinky, they were unconscious as he arrived, so they were hit by it. I arrested Heinz, and everybody in our neighbourhood had to have a flu jab. Then Phineas and Ferb were brought to the OWCA hospital, Heinz was arrested, and forced to work on the antidote to heal Phineas and Ferb. After they were healed we had a judge discussion and he was arrested for 14 years in jail and has to work a high debt to the OWCA back... and I... I'm missing him already, I like Heinz so much."

Lawrence blinked, he hugged his son and tried to calm Perry back down. Perry's tears streamed from his face.

"Perry calm down... if... if you like him that much then I am sure you will be able to see him again soon. And... you will see Perry. The 14 years will go by faster then you can think. And once Heinz's release date comes we would be honoured to see the man you love." Lawrence said.

Perry looked up, Linda came to her son too and hugged him.

Linda then said, "You will see. And Perry. No matter who you love. We will always love you too. Of course in a different way then you love Heinz, but we will not fight your choice of a partner."

Perry smiled back at his parents, "Thank you, guys. Once the years have gone by, I would be honoured to introduce you all to him. Then you can make your own opinion about my taste in men."

Both Linda and Lawrence nodded their heads.


The years were indeed going by fast. Linda, Lawrence and even Candace were working now together in the second-hand workshop of Lawrence after Candace graduated from University.

And Phineas and Ferb were finishing their school and then left to College and University.

Perry was still working with the OWCA and had a lot of other nemeses to take down during the time, but he never allowed any one of them to get close to him.

About 3 years, in the year 2019 Pinky and Peter both got married and Perry was the best man, their families congratulated the loving couple and the two men smiled happily at each other.

Perry couldn't wait for Heinz to be released, so he could show him again how much he means to him. Pinky and Peter apologised to Perry that he still has to wait 11 years until Heinz was released, but Perry said he was willing to wait the length of time to meet back up with the man he loves.

If he had to he would wait a thousand years just to be back together with Heinz, in the end, all of the waiting was going to be worth it.


One day, it was the 5th of June 2030 Perry smiled. He had a good night sleep and as every day of his life, he was dreaming about his lover Heinz.

"PERRY, PERRY wake up, it's time," Phineas screamed.

Perry blinked, he got up and saw Phineas, Ferb were bouncing excited, Candace was woken up as well as their parents.

Perry was now 38 years old, Lawrence was 60 years old, Linda was 54 years old, Phineas was 24 years old, Ferb was 24 years old, Candace turned 28 years old.

Lawrence yawned and looked to Phineas confused, Linda rubbed her eyes and looked to Phineas confused just as much as her husband.

"Phineas, what is it? It is time for what?" Lawrence asked.

Linda yawned as well. Phineas and Ferb beamed as they looked to Perry excited. Candace woke her husband Jeremy up who she married 4 years ago.

Jeremy looked to his new brother-in-laws confused, "It is time for what Phineas?"

But Phineas and Ferb were beaming as they looked over to Perry, Ferb walked around trying to work out to make Perry understand what they were talking about.

"I know," Ferb said.

He grabbed a bin and started, pretend to vomit, inside it. Perry blinked confused, then he remembered what happened 14 years ago. Perry's face grew bright red.

Perry shook his head and nodded, "It is time now?... indeed it is. Would you guys like to see him again?"

"You bet," Phineas said jumping out of his skin.

Linda blinked, "See who Perry?"

Perry grinned, "um... a very, very good friend of mine. He was arrested 14 years ago for harming somebody."

"Harming somebody? How can you love somebody who has killed and harmed another person?" Lawrence asked mad.

Perry rolled his eyes, "I didn't say killed, he just hurt some people, was sentenced to 14 years in jail and according to the jail report, he is doing very good. I promised my 'friend' that I would wait for him. Please just come and you'll see who I'm talking about."

Perry wasn't too surprised that his parents already forgot about his true love. Perry was driving with Linda, Lawrence, Candace, Phineas and Ferb very nervous to the OWCA prison, he had to show his ID badge and give in his secret password.

As Perry parked the car he entered with his family into the entrance of the jail, again Perry had to show his ID and the female guard behind the desk looked to Perry.

"Ok to prove your true identity, answer the chosen question from you: Who are your biological parents?" The guard asked him.

Perry nodded his head, "My biological parents are Linda Flynn my mother, and my father was George Flynn. George died as I was 14 years old and my brother Phineas was born and Candace was 7 years old."

The guard nodded his head, he typed in the code and then handed to Perry a clipboard that Perry had to sign.

"Was everything ok with Heinz Doofenshmirtz?" Perry asked.

The guard sighed, "A few guards have to talk to you about that Perry. The train is there so you can pick him up."

Perry thanked the guard, Linda, Lawrence, Candace, Phineas and Ferb were checked for any dangerous weapons before let threw as well.

Perry had to sit in a train and drive it through the OWCA underground prison cells. He knew Heinz prison number room was 137. And his uniform number was 063945. But even without the uniform number, he was sure to recognise his true love.

As they drove onto the courtyard he already saw Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Perry's breath stopped, the 14 years in jail have done good on Heinz, he was now about as muscular as Perry and his hair has grown out. Of course, he had no access to a hairdresser, but only a hairbrush.

Heinz was just talking to another criminal in jail, it was a guy by the name of Terry Troublesome. He was jailed for a double murder on his parents. They were even cellmates. But Terry was sentenced to life in jail with no possibility of parole, whiles Heinz was going to be released today.

Perry heard a little snip of their discussion.

"Are you sure Heinz? I mean from what you have told me, Perry seems to be your true love. And you still love him even after everything you have done to him. You have cured his brothers to save his soul. And you've kissed him. I am sure that once your release date comes that Perry might give you a second chance." Terry said.

Heinz nodded his head and sighed, "Maybe. But like I said. I can't forgive myself, why should Perry then forgive me? I love him with all my heart, but I can't love him if all I do is hurt the ones he loves as well. Mainly his brothers."

Terry nodded, he understood what Heinz was saying. But still, giving up on such a brilliant relationship is not acceptable.

"Maybe the years have healed him just as much as they have healed you. And maybe Perry will forgive you." Terry suggested.

Heinz nodded, he thanked Terry for the 14 years he stood by him in his OWCA prison cell. He even found a job as a High school teacher at a school near his old home. And not too far from where he now knew Perry lived.

As Heinz looked to the Gray and boring dull wall Terry suddenly chuckled at the side. Heinz noticed suddenly that most of the prison inmates stopped their work and looked to Heinz and then to the exit door.

A police officer walked up to them, "Heinz, your time in jail is over now. You've paid the OWCA back the money as promised and you are released now. Somebody is in fact here to take you home."

Heinz blinked, he turned around and saw Perry was just entering the prison courtroom.

Perry has surely grown in the 14 years he was in jail, and... Heinz turned a bit pink, he looked even hotter than the last time he saw him. Perry's muscles have grown and Perry even cut his hair a bit, he was wearing a black suit and held a bouquet of red roses in his hand.

"Heinz? Welcome to your new free dome. Come let's pick your things back up from the prison warden," Perry said.

Heinz nodded, he followed Perry back inside the prison, got his things that were stored away and then after long last Heinz exited the Prison as a free man.


Outside of the prison building, Heinz spotted an elderly woman, with a man, as well as Phineas Ferb and a younger woman with orange hair. Almost the same orange as the other woman.

Heinz turned to Perry, who eagerly pulled him up to the people. Heinz worked in his head out that the man and woman must be Perry's parents. And the younger woman maybe his younger sister.

"Ok, Heinz, this is Linda Flynn my mother, Lawrence Fletcher my step-father, then Candace Flynn my younger sister. And of course, you remember Phineas my brother and Ferb my step-brother." Perry introduced his family.

Heinz nodded his head, he looked to Phineas and Ferb first, "I remember. Still, sorry Phineas and Ferb that you were hurt at all."

But Phineas just grinned before embracing his doctor, "It is ok Heinz. You didn't intentionally want to hurt us, it was just how it happened. You gave it your all to cure us. And look, since your arrest me and Ferb were never hurt, injured or had any disease. Your inator keeps us happy and healthy."

"We want to thank you, Heinz, for saving our children," Lawrence said shaking the doctor's hand.

Heinz blushed a bit and shook his head, "I don't deserve the praise, I was the one who caused the destruction to begin with."

"We know now... and Perry has something else to ask you... Perry." Linda said and looked to her eldest son.

Heinz looked even more confused, Perry turned a deep shade of red, from his pocket he pulled the ring box with his birth fathers engagement ring out, he went on one knee and looked to Heinz. Heinz face flushed red as Perry took his other hand and focused on him.

'Oh my... Perry still loves me?' Heinz thought as a tear escaped his eye.

Perry calmed his racing heart down, before giving of his speech he has practised over 14 years.

"Heinz, I know we've had a difficult start at the beginning. We were assigned enemies and had to fight. For years we've lived our lives in a repeated circle of violence, defeat and pain. But then you turned 180 degrees around, as my brothers were hurt you set every idea into motion to save them. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for saving my only 2 brothers from death. The first time we've had a kiss together, it felt to me like you were my missing half. I loved every day I could spend with you at the OWCA. Then came the court date, you agreed to be sent to a working jail for 14 years so you could pay the OWCA the money for the billion vacation shots back. As... as you left, I knew then that I didn't want to lose you again. I could barely function as a working person and my feelings for you just continued to grow. Even though we barely had any contact in the 14 years I still love you. Heinz Doofenshmirtz... would you do me the honour, never leave my life again... and be my husband?" Perry said as his speech finished.

The family beamed as everybody focused on Heinz. Heinz Doofenshmirtz own face turned bright red, Perry finally showed his deep feelings to him, and Heinz was even more in love with Perry as well. This was even better than a thank-you, he has ever heard.

Phineas chuckled a bit, bringing the doctor out of a confused thought process. "Heinz, Perry is waiting for an answer."

"Yes... yes I know that Phineas, give me a bit of time to process his speech," Heinz said as his face turned bright red.

"Are your parents ok with it?" Was his first question after he calmed his racing heart down.

Linda and Lawrence nodded their heads.

"You may be 16 years older than our son, but Perry really does love you. And deep down you are a good person." Lawrence said.

Linda nodded her head, "We both are ok with you both being together."

After Heinz got, sort of the blessing of his 'parents-in-law', he looked back to Perry. Since Perry's knees were hurting him for kneeling on a stone hard concrete floor he just got back up, but still held his hand. Heinz knew Perry was waiting for an answer.

Heinz wanted to be too Perry as honest as possible, "P... Perry. Thank you very much for thinking of me that way. B... but can you really forgive me for harming your brothers? Can you forgive me for exposing your job to Danville and the surrounding area of my old home, and can you forgive me for being blind over 19 years (counting the enemy years as well to the prison years)?"

"Yes, Heinz. As I said, you are a very good man. I can and have forgiven you. And sorry that my temper has gotten the better of me as I had you arrested at the beginning, but Phineas and Ferb mean the world to me. As you mean the world to me as well now." Perry said.

"Then, Perry Flynn Fletcher. My answer is yes. Thank you for forgiving me." Heinz said smiling warmly at him.

Perry's face beamed so happily, he placed first his father's engagement ring on Heinz's finger before embracing him in a hug and a kiss.

Linda, Lawrence and Candace were applauding for the two.

But Phineas grinned at Ferb, "Ferb, I know what we are going to do for the next few weeks, we are going to plan Perry and Heinz's wedding out."


And so it came to be. Perry moved with Heinz in a home across from his parents home.

Phineas and Ferb were chasing everything together for the wedding, dragging Heinz and Perry from one tailor to the next and shoe shops.

Candace, Linda and Lawrence organised the food buffet, the church and the wedding rings. Candace, Linda and Vanessa were all going to be the flower girls.

Lawrence had the right to give Perry away, Phineas and Ferb were the ring bearers and Mayer Monogram Perry chose to be the pastor.

His boss wasn't too thrilled that Perry was marrying his nemesis, but he could see the two were really in love.

For guests: Pinky, Peter (who both got married 5 years ago) with their two adopted children: Kevin (5 years old) and Molly (2 years old). Vanessa Doofenshmirtz with her mother Charlene Doofenshmirtz (who didn't mind Heinz marrying again). Then Linda, Lawrence, Phineas, Ferb, Candace and Jeremy (can't keep the family out).


A day before the wedding Heinz left with his old LOVEMUFFIN friends. They decided to take him to play bowling at the bowling centre and have a discussion with him.

Perry was grabbed by Pinky and Peter to go to his 'hen party'. For that, the 3 good friends decided on a seaside visit.

Perry walked with Pinky and Peter down the beach and watched as the sun set on his final day of being a single man. Perry was already excited to take Heinz as his husband, he just means so much to Perry that he could barely describe his feelings.

"Perry soon to be: Perry Flynn Fletcher Doofenshmirtz. Man, that is a mouth full." Pinky said chuckling.

Perry smiled a bit. "I'll only use my full name if I have to be formal, if not I'll just stay Perry Flynn."

Peter nodded his head, "Very wise decision, Perry. And scared of your future with Dr Heinz Flynn Fletcher Doofenshmirtz?"

"No Peter. I think Heinz has already thrown the worst at me. Anything more and I'm sure to turn grey before I reach 70 years. But I do love Heinz with all my heart. I love him as much as you Pinky loves Peter and you Peter loves Pinky." Perry said smiling.

Pinky nodded his head, "Very true Perry. Very true."

Peter nodded his head, "I wonder what Heinz is doing at the moment."

"I'm sure having his own fun," Perry said.

The two friends nodded their heads. And all 3 watched the lovely sunset, before going to chippy to get some dinner.


With Heinz at his Hen party

Heinz really wished he would have just held his mouth. His 'LOVEMUFFIN' friends, after hearing he was going to be married, have grabbed him and stuffed Heinz in a ridiculous looking bright pink wedding dress, far to short and even a bouquet of black roses.

Whiles the others were dressed in various coloured suits. Heinz just was pleased that he had a suit for his and Perry's wedding and not this hideous pink cotton candy. Also, his best friend at the LOVEMUFFIN: Dr Bloodpudding, placed a red L so learner driver around his neck.

"Come on Heinz, smile at least a little bit, it is your second Bachelor or in this case Hen party." Dr Bloodpudding said.

Heinz just rolled his eyes, "Very true. But this is just hideous. It may be for a good laugh, but I still look crap."

"Well, it is not that bad as the time you were rollerblading into a toilet in your underwear." Dr Diminiatrive said chuckling.

The other LOVEMUFFIN's chuckled out as well, Heinz grinned a bit and nodded, that was a day that nobody ever let him live it down.

Mr Mystery chuckled a little bit more, "At least we all know, that this marriage to Perry Flynn Fetcher will make you happy again Heinz. How is it actually working for the OWCA now and not for LOVEMUFFIN any more?"

"Well, to be honest, I'm a lot happier there. Almost all the OWCA agents, bosses, professors and doctors have become my friends. Pinky has stopped using me as a living punching bag. But best of all, I managed to cure Phineas and Ferb, win Perry's heart back and I am soon going to marry him." Heinz said.

Dr Bloodpudding nodded, "Well we all are pleased with that Heinz, Perry is very good for you, and you are a lot happier working for the OWCA then you were working for LOVEMUFFIN."

Heinz nodded his head, so true. The LOVEMUFFINS continued with the bowling games and just had a good evening overall. No evil tonight.


As the day of the wedding arrived it was a beautiful hot summers afternoon. All the guests were in their seats and Phineas and Ferb were standing at the back with Perry and Lawrence.

"I can't believe it, Perry. Your big day has finally arrived," Phineas said smiling.

He was in his tailored suit and held one cushion with Perry's silver wedding ring on it. The wedding ring had Heinz's name engraved on it and a small sapphire diamond.

Ferb nodded his head, "Are you sure with going through with it? We can always pretend you changed your mind."

Ferb was as well in the tailored suit and carrying Heinz's wedding ring. That golden wedding ring had Perry's name engraved in it and a red ruby diamond at the head.

"I am sure guys. You know the 14 years Heinz was locked up were not easy on me. I love him so much and with this marriage, we'll seal our love for each other forever." Perry said.

He was in his own black suit, his suit had a white rose in his buttonhole and he was bouncing from one leg to the next. He was just too excited to start his life with the man of his dreams, his true and only love and the one man that has won him over forever.

Suddenly Perry looked to his clock, it was just about to strike 12 o'clock. Perry nodded to them that the car with Heinz should be arriving any minute now.

As Perry looked up from his watch, his breath caught in his throat. Up at the church pulled up a 1936 vintage Austin 10 Sherbourne car.

Perry's heart was racing as the driver of the car got out and opened the side door. Out came Mr and Mrs Doofenshmirts, Heinz father and mother, all dressed in German costumes, still looking as bitter as ever.

They both walked around and held their hands out to Perry. Not bothering with helping their oldest son out of the car or to escort him any further.

"Hello, Perry Flynn. It is a pleasure to meet you. May your life go straight to hell with Heinz being soon your husband." Mr Doofenshmirts said.

Heinz, finally getting out of the car, glared back at his father and mother. Perry just nodded and shooed his 'soon-to-be-father-in-law' and 'soon-to-be-mother-in-law' inside the church to not make Heinz any more nervous then they were.

As the two in-laws were gone Perry looked back to Heinz. He blushed as he saw Heinz was wearing a completely white suit with a red rose in his buttonhole and carrying a small bouquet of teal and brown coloured roses.

Heinz blushed a bit, "Sorry that you had to see that Perry. My parents were giving me a hard time as I told them that I was marrying you."

"I can believe that. May we walk then together Heinz?" Perry asked.

Heinz smiled at Perry, and Perry beamed back at his lover. They both took each other's hands and their hearts raced.

Lawrence poked his head out and saw that Heinz and Perry were ready, he nodded and took his place again, then nodded to the organ player. As the organ was playing the doors opened again and everybody walked in one after the other.

First came Candace and Vanessa as the flower girls, followed behind them was Ferb and then Phineas, each with a ring cushion and the wedding bands of Heinz and Perry.

Lawrence, Linda walked then behind them, and last came in Mr and Mrs Doofenshmirts. Candace and Vanessa stood to the side of the priest, then Phineas and Ferb next to their sister and 'soon-to-be-step-niece'.

After the last family member was down there the organ music changed. Heinz looked one last time to Perry smiling happy and feeling his heart race. He was going to marry his true love in a few minutes. The years have only grown them closer together and their love was as strong, fresh, passionate and hot as the first day they have meet.

The two walked last down the aisle and stood before the priest. He blinked at them a bit before taking the bible book in is hand.

"Um so... welcome friends, family and guests. Today on Monday the 10th of June 2030 is the day that Sir Perry Flynn Fletcher and Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz have agreed to be wedded and married together. They have known each other over 20 years and have now finally decided to be together forever. Who will be giving Dr Heinz Doofenshmirts away?" The Priest asked.

Heinz's father just glared at his son, "I have already thanked you."

Heinz rolled his eyes, the priest blinked a bit and looked then to Perry.

The Priest then asked again. "And who is giving Perry Flynn Fletcher away?"

"I will," Lawrence said.

The Priest nodded his head, "Who has the wedding rings?"

Phineas and Ferb held the rings up. "We have sir."

"Ok, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, take the sapphire diamond ring and Perry's left hand, slip the wedding band on his ring finger and hold his left hand in your right and the ring between your thumb and pointing finger." The Priest ordered.

Heinz did as he was said. As the Priest saw it was in place he nodded his head.

"Ok, now repeat after me whiles looking to your partner's hand and wedding ring: I Heinz Doofenshmirtz, take you, Perry Flynn Fletcher, to be my lawfully wedded husband. To have and to hold until death does us part." The Priest said.

Heinz smiled and looked into Perry's eyes, "I Heinz Doofenshmirtz, take you Perry Flynn Fletcher to be my lawfully wedded husband. To have and to hold until death does us part."

The Priest looked to Perry. "Perry, do you accept Heinz offer?"

"I do," Perry said almost crying.

"Ok, Perry Flynn Fletcher, take the ruby diamond ring and Heinz's left hand, slip the wedding band on his ring finger and hold his left hand in your right and the ring between your thumb and pointing finger." The Priest ordered.

Perry did as he was said. As the Priest saw it was in place he nodded his head.

"Ok, now repeat after me whiles looking towards Heinz: I Perry Flynn Fletcher, take you Heinz Doofenshmirtz to be my lawfully wedded husband. To have and to hold until death does us part." The Priest said.

Perry smiled and looked into Heinz's eyes, "I Perry Flynn Fletcher, take you Heinz Doofenshmirtz to be my lawfully wedded husband. To have and to hold until death does us part."

The Priest looked to Perry. "Heinz, do you accept Perry's offer?"

"I do," Heinz said crying as well.

"Ok, everything has been done according to the Danville law and rights in the holy church, before I can announce to you both as husband and husband... I have to ask everyone present here. Is there anybody who can throw a good enough reason as to why these two may not be together, they may speak now or forever hold their peace." The Priest said.

Perry and Heinz rolled their eyes, way over the top. After nobody spoke up the Priest nodded his head, smiling back to the couple.

"Since nobody has anything against it, Heinz and Perry, you have the right to sign your marriage certificate." The priest said stepping aside.

On the altar was a golden parcel rolled, declaring the marriage valid. Heinz let Perry sign first, after Perry's name was neatly underneath it, Heinz signed the paper as well. They both turned around and looked at the priest one last time.

He smiled and nodded his head, "With your signature underneath the marriage certificate on the 5th of June 2031 I can declare, Heinz and Perry Doofenshmirtz as lawfully husband and husband. You both may kiss each other now."

Perry's heart continued to race, he grabbed his 'newly minted husband' and kissed him passionately. Heinz almost lifted Perry of the ground as he deepened the kiss.

All their guests applauded loudly and cheered to the newly married couple. Then all the guests walked outside leaving Heinz and Perry have a little bit of privacy. The priest left behind a hidden door at the back whiles Heinz and Perry finished the kiss.

After it was quiet again Perry and Heinz pulled back from each other.

"Promise me, Heinz, to never leave me," Perry said.

Heinz smiled back at his husband, "Never Perry. I love you."

"I love you too. Come we have to go outside, four more traditions are still waiting for us." Perry said.

They kissed again and walked outside, the first tradition was on, all the guests were holding rose petals and threw it over the newly married couple. Perry and Heinz smiled at their new enlarged family. Heinz and Perry walked down the carpet, and suddenly Heinz heard glass break, he stopped Perry, got off the carpet and noticed various broken glass bottles all the way down, not large enough to hurt their feet, but loud enough to be noticed. Perry just grabbed his hand and ran the rest of the way down.

"I take it, walking over glass is one of the traditions?" Heinz asked.

Perry nodded after they both got into their car together. All the other guests got into 10 different cars and everybody travelled up to where the wedding buffet was set up. They have decided to use the Flynn Fletchers household to hold the wedding venue.

On the street, they placed close up to 50 tables at the wedding buffet. As the cars arrived and parked up the guests all took their places, the food was shared out.

As Perry and Heinz arrived, Phineas, Ferb and Candace grabbed them both and dragged them up to the wedding cake.

"What is now going on?" Heinz asked.

Perry smiled, "We have to cut the cake, Heinz."

"Well at least a nice tradition," Heinz said smiling at his partner.

Perry nodded his head, they both picked up the knife carefully, slit it into the pure white cake. After they shared the last cake out the two had to take one small piece and feed it to each other.

Heinz smiled at his husband and kissed Perry again. Perry beamed as well.

Phineas jumped up and down, Ferb smiled as the guests lined up to take a part of the cake as well. Everybody sat down and then suddenly Lawrence stopped everybody.

"Perry, Heinz next tradition," Lawrence called out.

Perry and Heinz blinked, then nodded. Lawrence handed them two bottles of sparkling apple juice. Because almost nobody liked alcoholic drinks, so Perry and Heinz chose apple juice. About 10 glasses were stacked one on top of the other forming a pyramid.

Heinz and Perry opened the apple juice sparkle bottles and poured from the top to the bottom. It took about 3 litters until all 10 glasses were filled with apple juice. Heinz and Perry, after pouring out the apple juice, shared out all the glasses.

Heinz and Perry took the two last glasses, and then looked at each other smiling bright red.

Heinz clinked his glass with Perry's and Perry with his. Perry could see Heinz's didn't know what to say, he nodded to his partner to sit down as he had a perfect speech to their newly extended family.

Phineas jumped up first before Perry could even start, "Perry. Aren't you both supposed to hold a wedding speech or something?"

"Yes Phineas, that was what I was about to do," Perry explained. "Can I have everybody's attention, please. Thank you, everyone, for coming to this special day of mine and Heinz Doofenshmirtz wedding, we are very pleased that every invite has been followed as planned and that nothing has gone wrong today."

Everybody nodded and applauded quietly. Perry knew that most of their guests didn't know how his and Heinz's love story started. (This one not any other.)

Perry picked up the speech cards he had written out weeks ago. He looked to Heinz as he nodded his head and kissed Perry's hand.

"Mine and Heinz love story has started as enemies. I would stop any scheme of his and he would curse half of the day." Perry said.

Heinz nodded agreeing with everything his partner said.

"But then... about 14 years ago Heinz has hurt two very important people in my life. My brothers Phineas and Ferb. I was actually planning on telling him the day after that that I liked him as a friend. Not a nemesis any more. But my love for my brothers was back then stronger than my interest in Heinz." Perry stated.

The family nodded their heads. Sounds reasonable, the family should come before anybody.

"As Heinz was working on the cure formula I could see he was scared over what he has done. He showed during his week of work a lot of remorse, and it hurt me to throw him in jail in the first place. My job agreed to just throw him in jail and throw away the key... but my heart was screaming at me to defend Heinz as best as I can to keep him here in close proximate. After he healed Phineas and Ferb, even Pinky stood up against the court statement. But Heinz agreed to the sentence anyway. Waiting over 14 years my interest in Heinz only grew. I was delivered every day the report cards claiming you were working very exact and long to pay your debt back. And a few weeks ago you managed it. I am so proud of you that you know when you have done something wrong and know how to fix it, Heinz. Also, I want to ask for your forgiveness of not noticing my interest in you sooner. My loving attempts to you were very often shot down by your ignorance or your inventions were so dangerous I had to focus on that. I was, am and will forever more be the man to stand by you and provide you with everything humanly possible. I thank you, Heinz, for accepting my proposal request. And hopefully, we will have many happy years together. Finally now as Mr and Mr Doofenshmirts." Perry finished his speech off.

Everybody beamed, Heinz kissed Perry's hand as he sat down, Heinz picked up his own cards he has written out and focused on their audience.

"Perry. I can't tell you how happy you have made me these past 14 years. It is true we have started out as enemies, in fact, you were my third assigned nemesis of the OWCA because I was either a too big or too small threat to the OWCA. But from everybody I have ever known, you were the only person I know who would show me with so much love that I almost could drown in it. I am not deserving of that love you sent to me every day as we fought. Especially as I thought I hurt your two sons, but now I know that Phineas and Ferb are not your son's but your brother's. I deserved every scream, every hit and every death glare you sent me. I was not deserving of the love kiss you gave me as I almost lost hope in curing your brothers. But I thank you that you waited the 14 years. As I was sitting my time off in jail and worked every day as whatever I was asked, you were the only person I would think whiles going to sleep and wake up too. I was missing you during my stay, but I was so sure that during my 14 years in prison you would have been long together with somebody else to love and that this love we shared would just vanish. But it hasn't. As I got out of jail and heard your proposal the same love you showed me back in the past came hurtling back into my heart only 100% stronger. I knew then that you were serious with me, and no matter what life throws at us next, you will always stand by me." Heinz read and then finished.

Everybody applauded, Heinz and Perry sat back down, both red-faced. Perry beamed at Heinz and Heinz smiled happy back at his husband. They kissed each other again and embraced one another.

Suddenly just as the two stopped kissing, they heard the DJ playing some dance music.

"Alright, everybody. Get up. It is time for the Groom and... um... Groom's first dance as Mr and Mr Doofenshmirts." The DJ called out.

Heinz and Perry chuckled. Everybody cleared the tables to the side after the meal was done, then all the couples danced together. Heinz and Perry took each other's hands and twirled to the music.

It was the song: 'Best thing I never had by Beyonce'.

Heinz and Perry smiled, this song is just so beautiful. They danced a slow waltz with each other, as well as everybody else with their partners... well except for Mr and Mrs Doofenshmirts, who decided to leave their son's wedding early. But Heinz didn't mind, he never liked them anyway.

Peter and Pinky danced with each other, Phineas was dancing with his girlfriend Isabella, Ferb was dancing with Gretchen, Vanessa was dancing with her boyfriend Monty. And every adult had a dance partner as well.

Perry smiled, he noticed that he and Heinz were in a corner of the party tent, the others were mingling between each other. Heinz smiled back at his lover. Perry pulled him down and started to make out with him. Heinz's own face flushed a bit pink as he kissed his partner back. They both moaned hot, this was the best kiss so far.

Perry, without thinking, started to undo Heinz's trousers, but as Heinz felt the wind under his 'belt' he quickly stopped the kiss.

"Perry not here," Heinz whispered. "We can have our fun later at the Honeymoon."

Perry nodded his head, "True. But as far as I know, we've almost completed all of the traditions."

Heinz blinked, "Almost?"

Perry nodded his head, he rubbed his leg against Heinz's leg, making him a bit confused. Heinz blinked, thinking back to as he got dressed that morning, he remembered he placed a garter at the top of his leg, it was posted to him by Pinky.

"Ah, I see..." Heinz said as his face grew bright red.

Perry chuckled, Pinky quickly got up and silenced everybody.

"Ok, now all the single men get up in one long row around the room. Perry has to now pull the garter off Heinz's leg. Then the 'groom' and 'bride' have to launch it out. As the tradition knows the single man who has the garter... well we come to that later." Pinky said.

The other men chuckled. About 13 single men all lined up, all in various dark suits. Perry knelled again before Heinz and pulled his garter off. Heinz own face was red again, too girly.

As Perry had it off he threw it in a launch fashion before themselves at all the single men. To Perry and Heinz surprise, Baljeet caught the garter. He just beamed and nodded his head at the two men.

They grinned, then as the men were out of the way the women all lined up. There weren't a lot of single women.

Heinz took his small bouquet of flowers, nodded to the back before launching it behind himself.

'Even though this is supposed to be done by a woman, I don't mind following the tradition, plus I'm interested in seeing who will dance with Baljeet Tjinder.' Heinz thought.

It was very weird. Ginger launched herself up over the other women and caught the bouquet.

"MINE, MINE, MINE!" She screamed as she came crashing down.

Perry and Heinz chuckled, Ginger held onto the flowers tight, then ran after her boyfriend for the dance.

"Well, lets dance," Heinz said.

The DJ played the song: Best thing I never had by Beyonce.

Heinz and Perry chuckled and glided over the dance floor. All the other guests took their partners and danced as well. The song continued changing from one good song to the next, and Perry and Heinz were getting a bit tired.

It has been a long day. Whiles Heinz was enjoying the dance with his new husband, Perry had something else shooting through his mind.

He was now married to Heinz Doofenshmirtz. They have vowed to stay together forever. But... where would they live now?

Before the wedding, he has agreed with his parents that he will move out and live with Heinz somewhere. But where? He hasn't found a home yet.

Perry looked around and stopped his and Heinz dance after dancing for 2 hours. Heinz nodded as Perry pulled him a bit away from the guests, they all were still dancing.

"You alright Perry?" Heinz asked his husband.

Perry nodded his head, "Yes Heinz. I am thrilled, over the moon happy and I love you so much. But I just realised something... now that we are married, Heinz... where will we live? Your flat in Danville has been closed down and nobody is allowed anywhere near that building any more. I've agreed to move out of my parents home and move in with you. But where should we live?"

Heinz blinked, they both sat down and nodded their heads. It is true, they now had nowhere to go. Just as Heinz was suggesting for a time inside a simple hotel or to rent a small flat together, his new 'in-laws' walked up to Heinz and Perry.

Linda smiled at them, "Perry Heinz? Is everything ok?"

"Yes mother, but I and Heinz are just trying to work out where to live now. His flat has been closed down and I lived with you guys in my en-suite. But now that we are older we should have our own home." Perry explained.

"We are sure to find something," Heinz said, not wanting to be dependant on his in-laws.

Phineas and Ferb were grinning like crazy. Lawrence grinned and walked off with Linda. Perry and Heinz looked to each other confused, what was that all about?

After a few minutes they came back, Linda handed Heinz and Perry a small box. Perry blinked and looked at them worried, he hoped this wasn't what he was thinking of.

"This is from all 5 of us Perry. Mom and dad wanted you to have it when they felt you were right to live on your own. Of course, now that you have a husband and life partner, it fits even better." Phineas said.

Perry's face grew a bit red, Heinz looked to him. Perry looked back to Heinz. He just nodded, kissed his partner's hand before nodding to the box. Perry breath calmly and carefully undid the red ribbon, he lifted the box and his eyes widened.

Heinz peeked inside the box, and his face gave off a surprised look. Perry pulled from the box a golden key, it had a key ring with the family photo on it. But to what was the key for? Perry then realised what they were just discussing.

There was just one last question that Perry had to his family, "Where guys?"

"Just opposite from our home Perry. You remember the Shapiro's moved out of that home a few years ago, and we've bought that house back. So we know where you always are." Lawrence explained.

"It has three bedrooms, a kitchen diner, a living room and two offices. Just right for a starting couple like you two." Phineas explained.

Heinz shook all their hands and smiled, "Thank you very much. This is more then we could have ever expected."

Perry agreed. As the party was over and everything was tidied up again, the families left for home.

Perry and Heinz got into Heinz truck as they drove from the party back to Perry's old family home. They could see their new house was standing, picture perfect in the sunset. Heinz parked the car in the driveway and he quickly got out of his seat.

"Perry please stay seated, I just remembered another tradition," Heinz said.

Perry blinked, but nodded, he just undid his belt and watched his husband. Heinz walked around the truck, first, he ran to the door and opened it, then he walked back to Perry. Lifted him up, bridal style and carried him inside their new home.

Perry couldn't contain his giggles and chuckles, everything was just perfect. As they two newly wedded husbands entered their new home they smiled. It was perfect.

Perry and Heinz looked around after Heinz let Perry go again in the hallway.

The hallway was dark, Heinz turned on the lights and they were eliminated with a yellow wall. The side of the hallway leading to a spacious kitchen, with a bar and a dining room, threw the dining room was then the lounge with a couch and a small TV.

Perry and Heinz found the broom cupboard and then proceed upstairs. There they found 2 bedrooms, one a bit childish, so Isabella's old bedroom and a guest room. Then a family sized bathroom.

They walked to the last room, inside was a nice sized master bedroom, with a double walk-in closet and a small balcony. From there they could see outside to a small garden.

"Well, Perry? What do you think of our new home?" Heinz asked, kissing the back of his life partners neck.

Perry leaned back and smiled, "I love it. It needs a bit of re-decorating. But it is perfect."

Heinz nodded, they both watched as the last party guest returned home. They then each had a shower separate and made themselves ready for bed.

As Perry was about to drop to sleep, it has been a long day, from 6 AM in the morning to 10 PM at night. But Heinz kissed him across his lips and then carefully down his neck.

"I don't know why Heinz. But I think there is one last thing to be done for this wedding." Perry said, but the couldn't guess what.

Heinz was smiling and eyeing his husband up and down. Perry felt very unsure under his view. But he seems to know what.

"I know what is missing Perry... I don't know if it is true, but on the honeymoon, the newly married couple give each other to one another. Meaning they perform their love act in bed. If you get my drift." Heinz explained.

Perry started to breath harder, he stared at Heinz hard. Asking with his eyes if this was truly what Heinz wanted.

Heinz could read Perry like a book, this was going to be a new experience with him. After all, he never had this sexual experience with anyone. Not even his best friend Pinky. Heinz knew Perry was still a virgin because Perry once told him that every time he tried to have any sex with anybody he was shot down coldly.

So Heinz was experienced in the love field, whiles Perry was like a newly hatched chicken. Heinz knew he couldn't go on the wild side with Perry yet, but show Perry the loving and calming side of sex.

Perry took Heinz hand and nodded his head, "Heinz, will you show me this loving act please?"

Heinz kissed Perry passionately and deeply. Perry's breath was caught in his throat as Heinz was unleashing a tidal wave of love. Perry held onto Heinz. They lay down in their bed and performed a perfect act like one.

Perry smiled after the act was done they laid in bed. Sleeping together, friends, best friends, partners and now husbands of each other. And all this was thanks to the Love Bug.

The End.


Quanktumspirit: "Power down at 5%."

I pass out on my bed exhausted.

Perry rolls his eyes, he takes Heinz hand and looks towards the camera: "We'll do it then for a final time. Quanktumspirit nor BlackBlizzard own us. We hope you all enjoyed the tale the two have written together. We have sure enjoyed this adventure."

Heinz nods his head, "This tale is one extreme adventure. Thank you to both of you for putting your 100% into it. Also, special thanks go out to GiovanniGo and ROCuevas for reviewing every chapter written between the two."