As always, massive thanks to stgulik for not only her sterling beta work, but for her constant encouragement and dedication.

This is for the great and mighty Subversa, who loves Regency fics, and for DMuse, who loves me.


One cannot fix one's eyes on the commonest natural production without finding food for a rambling fancy. Jane Austen

Being the governess of the Slope household was not the most unpalatable position for a woman of her age and class, but she had nevertheless been thrilled to be given five whole days alone while her employers went to the coast to visit Mrs. Slope's sister and her new baby.

Five days of solitude and quiet – how blissful that sounded to the young governess. She had already spent the first day reading to her heart's content, vowing to read until she was sick of her beloved books – what a luxury!

She had walked the grounds, feeling like the queen of the castle. She had wandered the home like a happy little ghost, safe in the knowledge that she was quite alone and away from prying eyes. Only the cook and her jolly husband, the stable hostler, remained in residence, and they were just as pleased as she for the days of respite. Except for mealtimes, she saw them not at all.

But she heard them. Oh, she had heard them. Off in their room, like animals, grunting and banging the headboard against the wall! It was disgraceful; she really should find some tactful way to let them know their wanton noises had been heard but –

But she could not. She had listened with complete and utter concentration to cook's moans and cries, her husband's deep answering growls and endearments, and had felt a sharp, hungry yearning. It had been so long since the furtive fumblings of her own youth, but she still remembered. She could close her eyes and still see the young stable boy who had classically seduced her when she was but an eighteen-year-old girl. Oh, yes, she still remembered the stolen caresses, the short, sharp shock of the loss of her maidenhead. Sometimes at night, she would picture his dark hair and flashing dark eyes, as he pulled the pleasure from her untouched body, and she would burn …

She shook her head to clear her licentious thoughts. Such wicked musings were inappropriate for a woman of her position, in this day and age. After all, she was eight and twenty now, an enlightened woman; her body should be long past the age for the mindless drives of the flesh. And yet, at night, hearing the strained sounds of her fellow house servants, the rhythmic slap of the bed against the wall, it would take all her will not to raise her nightclothes and touch herself.

Such thoughts in the bright light of day alarmed her. She was not a woman of bad breeding or ill fame – why on earth was she thinking like one? "Another read, I think," she said aloud, heading quickly toward the library. Perhaps a walk through the garden after supper wouldn't go amiss, either. Nothing like fresh air and a good book to prepare the body for a night's sleep - a long, dreamless night's sleep.


There was a knock at the door, and she sighed fretfully. She had hoped there would be no callers while her employers were away. Even cook and her husband were absent from the house at present; when she returned from her walk, they had asked if she would mind spending a few hours alone while they visited friends in the nearby village.

Visiting the pub, more like, she'd thought to herself, but she nevertheless smiled and sincerely wished them a pleasant evening. Although it was strictly improper to leave a young, unmarried woman alone in the house, she had assured them she was quite capable of taking care of herself, and would be happy to while away the hours by the fire in the library amongst her beloved tomes.

The weather had conspired to make it a strange sort of day, and thunder and lightning had been threatening since the afternoon, leaving her feeling discontent and unable to sit still. So the intrusion of another was not welcome. For a moment she thought of simply ignoring the rather polite taps on the door, but propriety would not allow it. The roiling clouds meant that, whoever her guest was, they would soon be caught in the storm if she pretended they did not exist.

She opened the door just as a flash of lightning formed a corona of light around the tall figure silhouetted in the opening, making her gasp and jump. In the seconds it took for her to calm her pounding heart, she took the measure of the man in the doorway.

He was tall and thin, dressed in unrelieved black, except for his white collar. The paleness of his face and hands stood out in stark contrast to the severe robe and his raven hair. Instantly, she recognized the gaunt, stern features of their village vicar. He looked surprised that the governess would be answering the door.

"Father! Forgive me – the lightning gave me a rather childish fright," she said, blushing prettily. She held open the door for him. "Please come in before the storm truly takes hold."

She stepped aside as he entered Slope Manor, brushing the rain from his shoulders. "I'm terribly sorry to have alarmed you, Miss, but I had hoped to outrace the storm," he explained in his lovely voice. It was deep and melodious, with just a lilt of the North in its inflection, and it gave weight and charm to every word of his weekly sermons.

He turned to her, ramrod straight, still and somewhat diffident, looking down his large, rather prominent nose at her. "Unfortunately, I'm afraid my horse threw a shoe, and I was forced to walk it here."

She led the priest into the library. "How dreadful for you! Please warm yourself by the fire, Father. I'm sure our hostler would be only too happy to have a look at your horse." She poured the priest a glass of sherry. "I'm afraid you'll have to wait until he returns from visiting friends, however. You see, he and his wife are out for the evening, and the Slopes are down South visiting relatives."

The priest nodded politely. "I was surprised to see the stables empty when I entered therein. I am doubly sorry I have inconvenienced you, Miss."

She smiled. While she had engaged the priest in conversation only once before, she found him to be serene, pious, and only slightly aloof. He accepted his glass of sherry with a formal nod of thanks, and waited until she was seated before he took his seat. For a moment they looked at one another, the silence strained and uncomfortable. Finally, the priest cleared his throat, as if preparing to launch into a Sunday missive.

"I had hoped to pay a visit with your employer this evening, and now have disturbed you and placed you in the uncomfortable position of receiving a gentleman caller alone. Forgive me." He placed the glass of sherry on the table and stood to take his leave. "I will return during a more opportune time."

Just as he rose, there was a deafening crash of thunder, causing her to jump again. Rain began to pound at the windows in torrential sheets. She turned to the priest with an apologetic smile.

"It appears that Providence has other plans, Father." She motioned for him to resume his seat. "I could not send you out in this storm to walk back to the vicarage on foot, regardless of propriety."

The priest blushed to his hairline. "I will assure you, Miss, I could not bear the thought of possibly compromising your situation here."

As if to answer, the thunder and lightning flashed and crashed overhead, and she actually cried out in surprise. Pressing a hand to her thumping heart, she laughed shakily. "If I were to be perfectly frank, Father, I would rather you stayed here. As dire as the elements are tonight, I think I would feel much safer with a man of the church here to protect me from them!"

To her surprise, the priest ducked his head. In the lovely voice that had charmed and infatuated more than one female parishioner, he said, "I do not pretend to have divine influence over the elements, Miss, but I will gladly stay if I can act in the role of protector of the house."

She smiled at him, and the priest's stern heart leapt. He knew of no lovelier woman in this part of his parish. She was innocent and virtuous, to be sure, but with such a serene countenance as he had seldom seen.

As the tempest raged outside, they gradually forgot the worries of propriety and spoke easily with one another of city life, their vocations, and their families. It became clear that the gale had settled in for the evening, and that cook and her husband would be hours away from returning to the manor; the priest was equally as long away from returning to the vicarage.

As the clock chimed ten, she rose and said to him, "I simply could not allow you to risk your health in this torrent, Father." She looked doubtful, but added, "I'm sure cook and the hostler will understand when they return, but won't you retire here at the Manor for the evening?"

His eyes were shocked, and for a moment, she felt as if she'd proposed something brazen. Hastily she added, "The South Wing is empty, but for a few dusty bedrooms. You would be most welcome there."

He frowned, and placed a pale hand over his heart. "I am not sure that would be seen as prudent, Miss –"

She looked at him imploringly. "Please, Father! I understand your reticence, but I pray you don't leave merely on this account! I would never forgive myself if harm befell you!"

The priest looked at the fire, and back at the lovely governess. Finally, he nodded reluctantly. "Very well, then. I accept your generous hospitality, Miss." He graced her with a smile that lit his austere features.

She took him to the South Wing of the manor, which was in actuality a small set of rooms off the main hall.

As the oil lamp passed from her hand into his, their fingertips brushed one another's, sending a jolt racing through her system. His eyes shot up to meet hers, and he acknowledged her with a little, formal bow. "Goodnight, Miss. May your dreams be as full of innocence and sweetness as you yourself."

Blushing, she replied, "Why, thank you, Father. May your dreams be pleasant as well."

She stood watching the door as it swung closed.

The storm battered fruitlessly against the stone house, and she lay on her bed, restive, craving sensations she did not dare name. Thoughts of the most indecent nature played in her head, and she was both ashamed and frightened of the arousal they caused. In her mind she saw the ascetic priest, his dark, dark eyes watching her intently, the feel of their fingers touching. He so reminded her of her stable-boy, with his black hair and dusky body, pressing her onto the hay, humming a sweet tune to seduce and arouse her.

He had been so patient and beautiful, readying her with his warm, rough hands, tangling them in her long, wanton curls, pressing his pale, hot member into her waiting womanhood. It had been the slightest sting, then the most delicious pleasure, and she had moaned into his mouth as he rode her body knowingly, blissfully …

She thought of the priest, somewhere in the house, like a pale spirit. He's in the house with me, alone, she thought. What would it be like to know such a man –

"Stop it!" she whispered fiercely. She was a woman grown – she should and could hold sway over her base desires. "What on earth would he think if he knew your wicked thoughts?" she chastised herself, and turned scarlet with the shame of the imagined look of revulsion he would wear.

She fell asleep, fitfully, yearning…

The priest lay in his large bed, trying to pray. Each time he closed his eyes and tried to summon the Infinite, the lovely face of the Slope governess replaced the angelic hosts with something much more real, so much more accessible …

He was not a man given to flights of carnal obsession; like many men of the cloth, he wished to eventually marry well and have sons, but he had never felt the need to daydream about this landowner's young daughter or that spinster parishioner with the child-bearing hips. True, he had noticed them, but had not panted over them; they had never tempted the flesh as did this lovely governess, with her intelligent eyes and curvaceous body, made for sin …

For perhaps two hours the priest prayed for strength and guidance, for forbearance, for forgiveness against temptation. But every time he thought he had managed to quell the old Adam of his heart, he could picture her face, turned up to his …

He rose from his bed and began to pace.

In her bed, the governess fell into an uneasy slumber, tossing restlessly to and fro, her body feverish and flushed. As true deep sleep descended, her taut limbs relaxed, and she began to dream …

It was no use; he was not getting any sleep. He simply could not get her out of his mind. To know that somewhere in the house she lay invitingly in a bed, made his traitorous body rage, and the priest felt an unholy desire to seek her out. He told himself he would just watch her serene face, soft in repose. Of course that's why you want to go to her, the imp at his left shoulder hissed. Don't you really want to pull off the bed sheets and push up her nightclothes …

"Enough!" he growled softly. He hastily donned his robe and headed for the library. Slope's brandy was there - perhaps a glass or two and he would find sleep at last …

In the dark, she rose from her bed, slowly, as if being summoned. Her eyes were glazed and heavy-lidded. She walked with slow, measured steps, toward her books, her beloved books …

The priest had lit a solitary candle to show him the way to the library, and had just located the liquor cabinet when he heard the sound of the door open. He whirled about, almost dropping the candle in surprise as she entered.

"Miss - ?" he said softly, but she walked past him, unseeing, and sat down in a chair, staring at the fire. He looked at her carefully, his brow furrowed in a confused frown. She sat, gazing at the dying embers, heavy-limbed and silent. She was clad in nothing more than a thin nightgown, and he could see the outline of her body in the light of the fire. Her hair was loose; long, honey-brown tresses curled and flowed unfettered down almost to her waist; she looked like a peaceful angel.

Except no angel had ever sat so indecently clothed in her employer's library in the middle of the night, her soft skin glowing in the firelight, her lovely, pert breasts pressed against the thin fabric, exposing her tender nipples to his riveted gaze.

Moving on silent feet, the priest approached her side. His heart was pounding, and the candle in his hand was shaking. He knelt down beside her chair.

"Miss?" When she did not respond, he looked carefully into her face, and when he saw the curiously blank look in her eyes, he realized with a certain fascination that she was sleepwalking. He had once read that abruptly waking a sleepwalker could have dire, possibly fatal consequences, and a rush of protectiveness flooded his heart. He placed the candle on the table, and gently grasped one arm to pull her onto her feet. "Come with me, Miss," he whispered, gently, intending to find her room and guide her gently back into her bed.

Obediently, she rose with him, but once on her feet, she seemed to melt against him, and suddenly, she was in his arms, and her warm, soft, lovely breasts swelled against his robe. Tender fingers slid around his neck trustingly, twining in his hair, and she made a soft sound of surrender as she pressed against him.

"You're here," she murmured in her sleep. "You're here with me. You came back to me."

He could barely breathe. His wicked, sinful heart was betraying him in the basest way imaginable, and he found his own arms sliding around her waist, pulling her to his hard and needy body. His manhood swelled so quickly it seemed to leave no blood in his brain with which to think, and all awareness narrowed down to the feel of her soft flesh pressed to his.

A thought stole unbidden into his heart. She was there, alone with him. No one else was in the house, only him, only her. And she was deeply asleep.

You could do anything you want to her, and no one would know, said the little imp sitting on his left shoulder.

He pulled slightly away from her, and tipped her face up to his. He could see her heavy-lidded, unfocused eyes in the soft candlelight; they were such a lovely amber colour, and her lips were plump and waiting …

"Kiss me," he whispered.

She smiled in her sleep, raised her face to his, and kissed his cold, trembling lips. She felt warm and alive, and her soft mouth moved against his with an innocent sensuality that almost drove him to his knees. He cupped her cheek in his large hand, and drank from her sweet mouth.

Finally, breaking the kiss, he stepped back again, burning with a helpless lust that he could not break. She stood before him, a sleepy smile on her lips, swollen from his kisses.

The priest's blood boiled; he had never felt this way, and he was powerless to stop himself. Tomorrow he would resign, tomorrow he would run away, pray for forgiveness, anything to atone for the sin he must commit tonight.

"Would you -" he rasped, and licked his suddenly dry lips. "Raise your gown for me."

She silently grasped the sides of her thin, summer nightgown, and slowly pulled it up a few inches. "More," he urged, his eyes growing dark and full of power. Without any reaction other than to obey, she raised the gown until he could see it. She was bare beneath. "Oh, yes," he moaned, as the dark patch of soft curls appeared, peeking from the hem of her garment. Without conscious thought, the priest sank to his knees and gazed at it longingly, this tempting garden, this triangle, this gateway to paradise, and he was face to face with it. He looked up at her, but she merely gazed down at him, silently regarding him like an acolyte, poised at her womanhood, readying for worship.

He gently touched her soft, milky thighs, and trembled at how smooth, how velvety they were to the touch. Tentatively, he brushed the backs of his fingers against the soft thatch, and before he could stop himself, he leaned forward and pressed his large nose against it, seeking her out with the innocence of a pagan.

The scent of her intoxicated him; he almost swooned at the heady perfume of her sex, and he buried his nose into her curls and sniffed hard, flooding his brain with her, memorizing the musky, clean smell of her. His tongue darted from his mouth like that of his old enemy the serpent's, and slid into the soft slit of her pussy. She was shamelessly moist and the taste of her was as sweet and as heady as wine, and he knew he must have more.

"Sit on the sofa," he commanded hoarsely, and she silently obeyed, still clutching her gown. He approached her warily, checking for signs that she might awaken, but she was still as deeply asleep as she'd been upon her arrival. With a thumping heart, the priest once again knelt before her, silently cursing himself for his lack of control. "You're so beautiful," he crooned, and she smiled in her sleep.

"You are beautiful," she murmured in reply, and when he placed his cool, pale hands on her knees he felt no resistance.

"Open your legs," he entreated, and she sighed in her sleep as his large hands pressed her thighs apart, revealing her lovely, glistening womanhood, and he begged his God for forgiveness, even as his serpent's tongue slid into her lovely secret place, and began to lap at her.

She moaned above him, and he glanced at her still-sleeping face. He was drunk with pleasure and desire and the taste of her sweet juices. Within her folds, his tongue slid over a tiny little button, no bigger than a grape seed. He felt it swell against his lips, and she whimpered softly and began to shudder beneath him.

Understanding, he licked harder, lapping at her folds hungrily, feeling her twitch each time his hard tongue laved over the little bud. When he drew it gently into his mouth, she stiffened, and when his tongue flicked sharply over the surface, she trembled and mewled uncontrollably with her climax. She bathed him in pulsing warmth and moisture, sweeter still.

He drew back from her, his cheeks drenched from her juices, and watched her face intently. It was glowing with her release, but still in its deeply dreaming state, and he panted as his long fingers, seemingly of their own accord, slipped into her exquisite passage.

She closed around his middle and ring fingers tightly, and when he pushed gently he met no resistance. She was not a virgin, then, and his heart flooded with lust and overwhelming desire. He had to have her. He had to bury his sinfully swollen member into this velvet-lined haven.

No one would know.

He reached for the satin bow at her throat and pulled the knot free, pushing her gown from her soft shoulders until her luscious breasts were revealed to him. With eager hands he cupped the tender flesh, marveling at their shape, their texture. The little rosy tits beckoned to him, and he leaned between her parted thighs and captured one in his mouth.

She made a little sound, and her hands fluttered at her side. The priest fought down his urge to moan, still afraid of awakening her, and sighed as he cradled the little hardened bud in his mouth. It was a delectable mixture of smooth and rough, of hard and downy, and he contented himself with gently sucking at it. His fingers found its mate, and he rubbed it between his middle finger and thumb, just to feel it pucker and grow rigid between his fingertips.

He felt her hands sliding through his dark hair, pulling him closer in an almost maternal gesture. His mouth traveled hungrily to the other breast. Her soft, little sleepy coo inflamed his body, and the imp on his left shoulder bellowed for him to take her. The angel sleeping on his right shoulder was curiously silent.

Reluctantly pulling away, he carefully took her into his arms and, with a whispered command, coaxed her down onto the floor with him. Pulling her useless little gown over her head, he marveled at the beauty before him, all delectable curves and curls. For a moment, he held her against him, reveling in the forbidden.

The candle sputtered and caught his eye. The devil on his left shoulder whispered a dark suggestion into his ear again, and something like a sneer crossed over the priest's face. He reached for the candle stub, and blew it out, plunging the room into blackness. He would be a good man again tomorrow. But tonight …

He moved to kneel beside her, and he gently pushed her neck toward the carpet. "On your knees, my sleeping beauty." He felt wondrously free and full of power. "Don't be afraid, my babe. I won't hurt you."

Quietly, with her eyes closed, she obeyed. He placed a cushion beneath her head. She crossed her arms and laid her head on them, like a child falling asleep on a windowsill.

The priest's hands were trembling as he stroked her round, baby-smooth bottom, offered to him so enticingly. Without conscious thought, he opened his robes and freed his aching member from his clerical robes. On his knees, he approached her waiting body from behind. His cock surged as he pulled her back against his loins and slid sweetly home, shuddering helplessly at the unspeakable pleasure of it. Ah, here was his true heaven, his grateful prick seemed to cry. Not there, in the prim confines of priestly wool, but here in the velveteen, tight quim of this precious babe, this beautiful woman …

He lowered his hips and rose again, filling her with his manhood, and she whimpered in her sleep. "Yes, my babe," he moaned, her pussy like a tightly woven, silken glove around him, "You were made for me, and I for you."

The candle in his warm hand felt almost as fleshly as his own raging cock, with the same slightly tapered end. Suddenly, it was in his mouth. Making it slick with his own saliva, he gently inserted the butt of the candlestick into the unfurling little hole of her back passage. It was wicked and wrong, but he was so outside himself with such carnal, earthly desire that he no longer cared that he was damned forever. It would be a privilege to be damned to burn in eternity for her.

He moved the phallic candle in counterpoint with his own increasingly rapid thrusts. He could feel his completion rushing down upon him, and he crooned to his sleeping beauty, "Come for me, come with me, my angel, my babe, come for daddy …"

She shuddered, moaning in time with his thrusts, and he felt her pussy ripple around his cock, drawing them together like interlocking souls, perfect in their imperfections, joined as only those blessed by God can join, and he began to thrust hard, heedless of waking her, oblivious to thoughts of God or man or angels or demons. Mindful only of the crippling, blinding pleasure of a man losing himself in the body of his woman, his angel, his goddess, and his roar of ecstasy rivaled the thunder and lightning that raged around him …

He collapsed against her, spent, and removed the candle from its passage. It was shockingly hot; he was surprised her body hadn't melted the wax. Gasping, he looked down at his beauty, his issue seeping milkily from her tiny entrance. Without thought, he knelt and lapped her clean, grimacing at the bitterness of his seed; reveling in the sweetness of her quim.

When he had finished partaking of this sacrament, he rose to his feet slowly, wincing at the pain in his knees. Tenderly, he took her in his arms and carried her back to bed. Her face was pressed against his neck, and he could feel her soft breath against his skin. As he lay her in her bed, he shed his robes, and climbed in beside her and curled around her, protecting her from the storm, and protecting himself from tomorrow's retribution.

She awoke alone, stretching, feeling marvelous and relaxed - and naked. She sighed with a little frown. She had hoped he would still be lying with her, so that she could repay the delicious ministrations he had bestowed upon her during the night. The slave, awakening from her torture, only to wake up the Master from his torment …

She padded softly into the library, and found him sitting by the fire, reading a small book with a green cover.

"Good morning." Without looking up, he held up her nightgown. "Looking for this?"

She smiled and crossed the library to retrieve her gown. He looked up and her with a smile. "Frankly, I prefer you without, but we mustn't ignore propriety."

Her grin made his cock twitch in his priestly garb. "No, we mustn't." Instead of donning the gown, however, she merely tossed it back upon the sofa, awaiting his pleasure.

"I had hoped to find you in bed when I woke up, but I see you are already dressed," she remarked with a little pout.

He continued to study his little book. "Yes, it's actually quite a comfortable garment. I'm thinking of changing professions."

Hermione laughed. "I can just imagine how confession would go." In a high-pitched whine she mimicked, "'Bless me, Father Severus, for I have sinned'." She then switched to a very credible imitation of her husband. "For Merlin's sake, you dunderhead – what are you telling me for? Get out, and don't do it again!"

He smirked. "But think of the fun we could have, role-playing as Frollo and Esmeralda."

"Hphm. You just want to see me doing the dance of the seven veils."

"Actually that was Salomé, but who am I to argue semantics if you're willing to give me a strip tease on a regular basis?"

Hermione pretended to be shocked. "And you call yourself a man of the cloth!"

He set his book aside and patted his knee. "Come here," he purred. Obediently, she sat in his lap and lay against his shoulder with a sigh. She placed a soft kiss against his throat, inhaling his wonderful scent, and he rewarded her with his dark, soft chuckle. "Did you enjoy yourself, pet?"

She grinned in appreciation. "It was a challenge to pretend to be asleep, I'll admit –"

"It was the fantasy you wanted most to enact," he said, his voice faintly chiding. "I will remind you of this the next time, my little overachieving Gryffindor."

She laughed softly; there was no point in arguing, as he was correct. "Still, you were … amazing," she sighed. "You were sexy as sin in those clerical robes." His sardonic, raised eyebrow gave lie to the fact that her words pleased him so much. She placed a tender kiss on his temple.

"You missed your calling, Severus. The stage lost a great actor when you chose to live in the Wizarding world."

He looked smugly pleased with himself. "Your performance as Sleeping Beauty was quite adequate as well."

He forced himself not to laugh as he heard her give a little sniff of indignation. "Quite adequate? I was trying my best not to scream while my dirty daddy rearranged my psyche." She pouted. In her best Lucius imitation, she declared, "Sir, you wound me."

He smirked. "Well, I was trying my best. And I will remind you it was-"

"I know, I know. My idea. I should have known you'd push the envelope until it exploded." They allowed themselves a quiet chuckle, before Hermione mused, "I wonder what Lucius and Narcissa would say if they knew what debauchery we'd created in Malfoy Manor while they're away on holiday?"

"'Bravo', probably. And 'Brava' of course," he added, feeling her preparing to protest. He pulled her back into his arms comfortably. "In all actuality they'd be a bit jealous. From what I recall of Lucius, he's remarkably pedestrian. Of course, he might be in for a rude awakening should he try to use that candle."

Her delighted giggles definitely made his cock sit up and pay attention. "I have to say that little bit of improvisation nearly made me break character," she grinned mischievously.

His expression was almost boyish in its pleasure. "I did mention payback for your little plug incident, did I not?"

"Be honest, now. You loved it."

"I do not recall any protestation from you last night either, pet." For a moment they sat quietly, listening to the fire crackling in the grate. In an uncharacteristically expository mood, he asked, "What was your favourite part?"

"Oh, that's a question," she said, her brow furrowed in thought. After pondering for a moment, she brightened. "Probably the part where you charmed a spoon to vibrate and placed it on my clit. That was just before you took my virginity."

He frowned, and looked at her carefully. "While I can't honestly claim to have a photographic memory, I'm quite sure I would have remembered that particular part of the evening, my beauty," he said, his voice silken and dark, and honey-sweet with anticipation.

She grinned mischievously, and with a wave of her wand, she felt the subtle change in her lower region. "That's because I haven't told you my fourth fantasy yet."