This was so randomly stupid, but it was funny for me...not sure why though...


Insanity:

"I can't do this…" Edward said pushing his bangs back, only to make them fall into his eyes all over again. He stared at the object in front of him forcefully, almost like he was trying to will it to move…and was failing, miserably.

"You're ridiculous brother…" Alphonse told him off-handedly, like it was a second thought. He was too busy reading, his mind focusing on the words in front of him.

"You aren't even paying attention to my problem Al!" Edward's voice was low, like a whisper. He was afraid other voices might hear him. "If she finds out I did this…she'll kill me!" He tightened his hands into fists, the fear starting to climb its way into his stomach.

"It's not that big of a deal brother, she'll probably beat you with her wrench, no different than usual…" Alphonse placed his book down, not amused with his conversation.

"BEAT ME TO DEATH, AL!" Edward hissed, the people around him glancing over in question. "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" He exploded.

"Brother, stop! I'm sorry he's a little crazy…" Alphonse apologized, his face pink with embarrassment. The strangers shrugged and turned away. Edward groaned, his forehead falling to the table.

"She worked real hard on this gift for me…I know it…" Edward's voice was muffled as he spoke. "Why didn't I remember I put it there?" He asked himself aloud. Alphonse shook his head, the boy finding this situation more and more absurd.

Edward looked up with hope, "If I don't say anything she'll never found out, and you won't tell her…will ya Al? Little brother?" He smiled broadly, hoping for the best.

"I can't believe you sat on the pie she made you…"