(I don't own anything, twilight is SM and the Epic Dazed and Confused is not mine)

This one is for scarrtx for making me realize that i was neglecting my duties on the Dazed and Confused front. Sorry dude.

ONCE AGAIN THANKS TO sexysadie88 for the reviews.



EMPORIUM

James's hood is up, he's talking to Felix...

"Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packing right here. I've got four-eleven positrack out back. Seven-fifty double pumper. Edelbrock intake, bored over thirty, eleven to one pop up pistons. Turbo jet, three ninety horse power. We're talking some fucking muscle." James pumped his arm while pointing out whats under his hood.

"Hey man I know you got this thing out a comic book. I saw the add, two-ninety-five, it's right next to the sea monkeys. You see that over there? That's white lightning. You see the shoes on that thing, you've got to get some tires for this it's a pizza cutter man."

Emporium main wall. Bella,, Jane, Rose and Angela are flicking bottle lids.

"Oh, such an expert." Bella said as she got her cap to spiral away.

"I'm bored." Rose whined.

"Well lets split." Bella suggested.

James, Jacob and Edward emerge from inside.

Bella looks up into Edwards's eyes and smiles widely. "Edward"

"Hey." Edward mirrors her smile for a millisecond before reverting to a crooked grin that gives nothing away.

"Hey. Did you hear anything more about a beer bust?" Bells smile wavers a little but not enough to be gone. Gotta play it cool.

"Talk to this man right here." Edward grabbed James by the shoulders as he's passing and turns him towards the girls propped up against the wall.

"Patience darling, patience." He said while waving a beer in his hand.

Jacob sees Angela and walks over to her. .

"Hey." Jacob waves at her and leans on the wall next to her between rose.

"Hey. What are you doing here?" Angela looks up from her bottle cap.

"I was just about to ask you the same question."

"I heard you got busted." She said with a disgusted look on her face.

"Ah yeah." Jacob looks embarrassed.

"They just got Embry to."

"Really?" he's enraged now.

"Yeah."

"Like how bad?"

"Bad."

"Was it Volturi?"

"Yeah."

"God, I hate that jerk." He pounds his fists against the wall and starts to shake but calms himself down and leans back against the wall.

"I know." She says in a calming voice to help Jacob.

"So erm. What have you guys been doing?" He points at all the girls around.

"I don't know. Driving 'round mostly. I didn't know that Bella was your big sister."

"Hey I hear my name over here. You guys talking about me?" Bella turns around to look at Jake and Ang. "Hey kiddo. I heard they got you pretty bad." She places a hand on his shoulder and gives his back a comforting rub. "And I asked them to take it easy on you. I can't believe they did that."

Jacob pulls his shoulder away from her grasp and looks her in the eye. "Man. God no wonder." He almost shouted. He calms down again and turns back to Angela. "So where did they find Embry?"

"I don't know. Walking around the rec center I think."

Jessica and Tanya turn up. Tanya notices Edward with Bella..

"Hi." Tanya says in a sickly sweet voice that fooled no one.

STREET

Quil, Embry and Seth continue their walk.

"Face it you got busted because you couldn't get away." Seth said to Embry

Quil passes the bottle of beer to Seth.

"You try and out run Volturi and those guys. I'm going to be laughing my ass off when it's your turn. When they're busting your ass."

"Hey man, heard last year. They caught about ten freshmen all at once. Volturi backed his truck over some pizzas and made them eat it man."

"I mean that's bullshit right. Idiot flunks his senior year so he can be a dick two years in a row. Is that legal?" still pissed that he got beat down by the ass hole.

Seth slings the bottle over his shoulder into the air.

"Damn you Seth". Quil yells out.

They sprint off as the bottle smashes.

EMPORIUM

Aro's car turns in. Carlisle gets out.

"Okay, let me out." Emmett yells.

Emmett gets out from the rear.

"Hey Slater you fucking hippy give me drugs man." Aro calls out to the crowd from the car.

"Get some from your mother man." Sam said while puffing on his cigarette

"Yeah, we just banged your mother." Aro mimicked doggy style.

Carlisle gets back in. They accelerate off.

"Okay, fuck you dickhead."

"...That's nice man God man of the woods. God I haven't seen you in so long."

"My man, what is happening? Long time, no see. Yes sir." James said to Emmett as they do their secrete hand shake that ends with them smelling there first two fingers and licking their lips. Jacob laughs and cringes like the little virgin he is.

"What have you been up to?" Em said while settling on the wall.

"Some old shit man."

"Yeah."

"Working for the city."

"Working man, huh."

"Been thinking about getting back in school though man."

"Back in JC or something like that?"

"Yeah man. That's where all the girls are right?"

"Yes they are." Emmett looks around to scope out some ass.

"But on the other hand man I just as soon be working. Keep a little change in my pocket. Rather than spend my time listening to some dipshit who doesn't know what the hell he's talking about anyway."

"I know what you're talking about."

James turns to Jacob and smiles. "Say you're a freshman right?"

"Yeah."

"So tell me man. How's this years crop of freshman chicks looking?" Jacob looks lost for words.

Emmett laughs "James your really going to end up in jail sometime really soon I know that for a fact."

"No man, no. Let me tell you. That's what I love about these high school girls man. I get older they stay the same age." He pushes off the wall and looks around holding his belt buckle and winks at some girls.

"Yes they do."

"Yes they do."

"You guys want to go for a spin?" Jasper asks as he pulls up.

"Yeah. Shotgun!" Emmett licks out his tongue at everyone in triumph.

"Ah."

"James?"

"I'm here man."

"You wanna come along?" Edward asks Jacob.

"Er yeah, why not?" He pushes off the wall and walks behind Edward.

"Good bye." Edward waves at James.

"You boys have fun now." James yells

"See you later."

Sam gets out from Jasper's car.

"Listen. I'm going to give to shotgun. But I want you to know it's because only 'cos I'm going inside. Keep that in mind alright." Sam pokes Emmetts chest.

"Hey man. Who's bowling ball is this?" Jacob asks from the back seat as hes getting in.

"It's yours man." Jasper quips.

"Hey man, what's happening?" Sam walks up to James and they do their secrete hand shake.

"A little foosball."

"Yeah."

"Alright." James walks inside Sam in toe.

JASPER'S CAR

Edward tokes on a fatty. Passes it to Emmett, he has a puff. ToJasper. To Jacob.

"Pull over to the trash can. Pull over to the trash can. Slow the trash can." Emmett yells as he sticks his head out the window.

The car snails up to a trash can. Emmett leans out the window and grabs it. Car speeds off. A few houses later having got speed up he smashes it into a mailbox breaking it in the process. Everybody laughs "Yeah" etc... Jacob is new to this game and forces a grin.

"Hey you guys pull over to that one over there. Hold this." Edward said and gives the joint to Jacob.

Edward does exactly the same as Emmett just did. They all laugh...

"Bowling ball." Emmett yells into the backseat.

"Yeah." Edward looks excitedly at Jacob.

"Throw the bowling ball." Emmett encourages Jacob.

"You think I should?" Jacob look very uncertain.

"Yeah." Emmett reassures.

"Do it." Edward confirms

"Do it." Em

"Do it." Ed

"Do it." Em

"Come on. You're playing with the big boys now." Edward jabs Jacob in the shoulder.

"Do it. Do it. Throw it. Faggot sissy pussy freshman. Throw it, throw it." Emmetts all the way turned in his seat now with excitement.

"Heave it." Edward yells again, while Jasper shakes his head from the front.

Jacob launches it out the window sending it crashing through someone's rear car window. The guys are totally shocked. The car is totally quiet.

"Fuck 'em." Emmett roars.

They then crack up laughing.

"That bowling ball said hoof to that damn windshield. You're nuts junior you're nuts." Jasper said while thumping his steering wheel.

"Hey man. We're out of beer we've got to make a grab and go stop." Emmett states.

"Right." Jasper says and pulls into the parking lot.

"I don't have any money. Who's got money?" Emmett looks into the backseat.

"I gave my money." Edward said with his hands up.

"Where's your money? Doesn't matter okay. Listen man, pull in heading out that way." Emmett tells Jasper pointing towards the street.

Jasper stops the car just outside the store.

"What are you going to do man? Hoist it?"

"Yeah, that's all I ever do. I just need the freshman as a look out."

"Hey I don't want to get into any trouble do you Edward?" Jasper says to get Jacob to feel bad.

"I don't know about this Don." Edward says in a mock concerned voice.

Jacob gets out of the car. "Better be careful junior. Sunflower seeds"

"Zig-zags." Edward shouts out before the door closes.

Emmett and Jacob head to the store.

"Hey man, I'm not too sure about this." Jacob says like a pussy.

"Shh. Okay I'm really going to pay for it, I'm just messing around with you okay. Good."

Emmett enters the store leaving Jacob to stand outside just laughing and looking over to the car and slapping his hands together. Emmett comes out and runs in a crouch.

"Run. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Lets go. Come on, lets go."

A car races up and stops behind them. Jacob and Emmett get back into the car.

"Oh my God."

A man runs up to the car (Jasper's side) holding a gun.

"Alright . Now don't try anything or I'll shoot the shit out of ya."

Jasper looks at Emmett. "Em, give the beer back man."

"I paid for the beer man."

"Fuck."

"You busted my mail box didn't ya? Look me in the eye punk." The guys got a hold of Jaspers shirt from the front and hes pointing the gun at each person in turn.

"I don't know what you are talking about sir, but I suggest that you..." Jasper tries to get out.

"You busted it didn't ya? Tampering with mail boxes is a felony offense. Now I've done called the police. I think you boys ought to get out of the car."

He shoves the gun into his pants.

"Just go man." Edward whispers from the back.

The man opens the door.

"Nice and slow."

"GO MOTHER..." Emmett yells.

Emmett slams it into gear. Jasper slams his foot down hard. The car flies off. The man who was holding on to the door is thrown to the ground. As they drive off the man pulls out his gun and tries to shoot them. but ends up just missing them

"Get down." Edward says to Jacob and pulls his head down towards the seat.

"He's shooting at us. Holy..." Jasper says while driving so fast that they left tire skids along the street.


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