Dearest Diary,

What a meeting I had! A meeting for the cosmos! Would you believe my surprise when I entered this captain's office only to see my dear bride sitting behind the desk. She stood to greet me and I was rather befuddled to see she was still wearing pants. How odd. She introduced herself to me as "Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Federation Starship Voyager". I merely smiled. She must be very skilled in this "foreplay".

I was quick to congratulate my queen on successfully taking reign of The Voyager and how I looked forward to ruling the cosmos by her side. I opened my arms to catch her after she swooned from my magnificent charm. But alas, the swoon never came. She merely raised an eyebrow and explained that she was the Captain not a ruler.

How adorable.

So modest.

I laughed with glee and asked her council on how to proceed. I suggested to fetch my death ray and together we can discombobulate any who turn against us. I have shined it enough to where my dear could check her lipstick after each vaporization, and me, my very manly eye shadow. Arachnia turned down the idea and simply stated that we are in the midst of a predicament. It seems as though the threshold between my kingdom and The Voyager has been causing strange occurrences. At random her subjects would disappear to my world and thus causing distress throughout the land. It also appears that when her subjects disappear a few from my kingdom appear in their place.

It abhors me to hear that these useless plebs will not adhere to my queen's orders. Arachnia has summoned me to ask that I may use my formidable presence to force these peasants to work alongside her subjects or as they call them here in The Voyager "crew members". My dear has also requested that this following morning, I may escort her to visit with a BE'Lanna Torres, the keeper of the threshold.

I do look forward to what lies ahead.

You're Welcome,

Chaotica