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Chapter 12

Olympus, one of the most safest places in the universe. Or it was until three seemingly mortal men had managed to get into it and were calmly sitting on three thrones, now if it was any normal throne there wouldn't be much of a problem, but since they were sitting on Hades, Zeus and Poseidon thrones it would cause a very big amount of trouble for them. However none of them seemed to be caring about that at the moment as they were waiting for something or rather someone, and they would be patient about it.

After all Chiron was back at the camp, Dionysus was helping Chiron and Percy was safe and sound in the cabin, they had warded it beyond measure making sure that no one could get in. The three of them turned and looked at the entrance, they could hear footsteps. They didn't even blink as they came face to face with the Gods and Goddess, however they did narrow their eyes as they caught sight of Poseidon.

"Hello Poseidon."

Poseidon looked at Hadrian who was calmly sat on his throne as if he was meant to be there, and in a way he was. He looked at the other two brothers who seemed to be smiling? Why were they smiling? Hadrian stood up from the throne and moved across the marble floor, his movements were fluid and graceful much like waters, however there was a hint of danger in his movements danger that only two people could see.

"Rain."

Charlus and harry shared a look, that was not the best move to make. Not when Hadrian was pissed at you, it was better to use his full name rather than…

Poseidon fell to the floor, his hands on his family jewels as Hadrian smiled down at him, his emerald green eyes were dark and alight with fire.

"Do not call me rain! You overgrown piece of seaweed!"

Poseidon looked up and found himself caught in the fiery emeralds that were looking at him, he could feel himself falling in love all over again. Although there were some things he needed to address, for one he wasn't an overgrown piece of seaweed!

"Hadrian….."

He trailed off as Hadrian's foot found his balls once again, this time the man lost the smile on his face as he snarled out.

"I am going to shove a cactus so far up your arse you will be able to tell me what type it is!"

Now as Gods and Goddess they didn't have to fear anything other than another Titan war breaking out, they were the most powerful creatures in all of exssistance. However they had never taken into account a pissed off Potter, who by all rights should be feared. Now there are several exceptions to these rules as they are either very dumb, very brave or just plain stupid ( I will let you guess which one Poseidon is) and since these exceptions were very rare and seemed only to be a few, it didn't explain why Poseidon opened his mouth.

"Sounds kinky."

Hadrian did the only thing he could think of at the moment and lunged for Poseidon who rolled out of the way as soon as he seen the lunge coming.

"What in Tartarus name is wrong with you! You told me you like my mouth!"

Hadrian let out a war cry as he tackled the God to the floor and began throttling him, Charlus was sliding down the throne as he was laughing so hard, tears streamed down his face as he watched Hadrian strangle Poseidon. Harry was faring no better as he had fallen off the throne and was laid on the ground, he was struggling to breathe.

"GET YOUR ARSE BACK HERE AND TAKE IT LIKE A GOD!"

"Do I look stupid?"

Hadrian paused and looked at Poseidon, who was hiding behind Athena's throne. Hadrian lowered his flail a few millimeters as he gaped.

"Did you really just ask me that?"

Harry and Charlus were howling with laughter on the floor of Olympus, neither of them could stand let alone breathe properly, however they were not the only ones that were laughing. Ares was roaring with laughter at the sight of his uncle hiding behind his sisters throne, Apollo and Hermes were supporting each other. Athena was smirking at her uncle/rivals plight and Hades was snickering at his brother misfortune, Zeus looked as though he wanted to laugh but was holding it in. Artemis was not sure what was going on but still found it amusing all the same, Hera looked as if she wanted to scold them but she couldn't or wouldn't hide the amusement in her eyes.

"I was being serious!"

Hadrian ran around the back of Athena's throne and nearly had Poseidon!

"So was I! There is no way in your sagging blue balls that you asked me that!"

Now it was Poseidon's turn to look at Hadrian, his eyes were wide. He could hear the howling of laughter coming from everyone as they had all heard that last remark, even Zeus was laughing! Poseidon wanted to pout tha twas not fair! Why was it that he got the demented one?

"What was that?"

Hadrian took a menacing step forwards as he glared at the God and ex-lover, although it might be soon to be dead God. Poseidon looked at Hadrian and had the feeling that he had heard what had been said.

"Did you just call me demented?"

Poseidon took a step back and ran through the crowd of Gods and Goddess that were laughing, he ran straight out of the throne room and kept running until he get to the healing wing before he took a sharp left and hid in the library. Hadrian never one to be deterred by anything quickly followed the fleeing God why insulting him all the way.

"Get your wrinky arse back here!"

"I won't hurt you much!"

"Get your seaweed covered body back here!"

Harry and Charlus were still not able to get up off the floor due to their laughing, their faces were red, their sides hurt and tears were still streaming down their faces. They looked at the other Gods and Goddess before they somehow managed to stand up and bow to the Gods and Goddess.

"We apologise for entering here, however we felt that damage control would be needed."

Athena looked at the two of them, they were a bit on the thin side but she knew they had muscle hidden underneath the clothes, after all everyone had seen it. Still they were polite even if they had somehow managed to break into Olympus.

"GOT YOU SEAWEED HEAD!"

They all heard the sound of a thud followed by the sounds of someone running through the halls of Olympus yet again.

"Damage control?"

Zeus and Hades looked at Apollo who had asked the question as Charlus and Ares cleaned their nails with daggers, Harry gave a smile followed by a wince as they heard the sound of someone hitting the floor.

"Yes damage control, you see Hadrian has a very explosive temper and he wanted to quote on quote ' shove his hand down his throat so he would be shitting out his own teeth' there was also several threats one of them included castration and other things, although the cactus one is very new."

The Gods and Goddess didn't let anything show on their faces, they of course knew about the first threat, and the second one. Then there was the cactus one that he has snarled in front of them, so they could understand why they were doing damage control. Hadrian came stomping into the room, his hands were covered in gold blood as he snarled.

"Time to go!"

Harry and Charlus gave the Gods and Goddess apologetic looks as they followed their fuming brother out of the room and to the elevator, Poseidon came back into the room a smug grin on his face despite the fact that he had a broken nose. Hermes looked at his uncle and asked.

"What did you do?"

Poseidon's smile widened as he stated.

"I kissed him."

with that he walked out of the room, the smug smile never leaving his face. The other Gods and Goddess shared a look, while they were happy for him they had now got new material to tease him with. Still this little trip had gave both Zeus and Hades a look as to what the two of them were like, and if they were anything like Hadrian? Well they knew better than to piss them off, after all did they look like Poseidon?

~~~~Camp Half-Blood ~~~~~

They all stared at the empty space that was in front of them, what had happened? One minute the three brothers were there and now they weren't! Percy shook his head, he had inkling as to what they were doing but he couldn't say for certain, however when they returned and Hadrian's fist was covered in gold blood he knew that he had been right, that did not explain his foul mood.

Hadrian looked at everyone and snarled before he stormed to where Dionysus was and entered the cabin, the door rattled in its frame from the force. Percy looked at his two uncles who were shaking with laughter.

"What happened?"

Charlus and Harry both burst out into laughter as they all heard a roar come from the cabin.

"HOW DARE THE SAGGING BLUE BALLED BASTARD KISS ME!"

Percy looked at where his father was and couldn't help but laugh, he fell to the floor with his uncles as the three of them howled with laughter. Everyone looked at the three of them and wondered if their life would ever be normal.