First things first:
Lovely – XD don't think you made me feel upset I'm pretty damn hard to upset!
Secondly:
If any of you guys spot a grammatical error then please tell me where it is so I can say whether it was on purpose or not, and BTW don't think you'll offend me XD I don't get offended very easily. I mean what's the point in getting offended by one silly little thing when life's full of disappointment?
Thirdly:
I HAVE A NEW STORY UP!
Sadly it isn't a parody or a spoof; it's actually a more serious one. It's called 50 Ways To Live Forever. Plz check it out ;) BTW it was co-written with CleverKitsune07
Today:
Reaction to Nyan cat – real creator of Nyan cat is unknown XD
Enjoy!
Hunny looked at YouTube's homepage, he scrolled through the most viewed videos. He abused the circle-y thingy on the mouse (you know what I mean) then he found it. It was a video that was practically made for him. The title? Epic Nyan cat.
Hunny clicked on the video. He waited for the video to load.
"Stupid connection" he snapped "I should've gone to sky broadband."
As the video started playing Hunny sat with his eyes glued to the screen, he watched the damn thing over and over again.
"Mitskuni" Mori grunted. "It's time to go to the club"
"Later Takashi!" Hunny snapped, clicking the replay button.
Mori sighed; he picked Hunny up and dragged him to the club while Hunny was still holding onto his laptop which he decided to take with him.
"Hey!" Hunny cried as he reached the club, he walked over to his table and set his laptop down on his lap and started abusing the replay button again.
"My God Hunny-senpai!" Tamaki moaned "you have guests! Entertain them!"
"What are you watching anyways?" Hikaru and Kaoru asked.
"The best thing ever!" Hunny yelled in glee.
"Can I see?" Tamaki asked "You know what let everyone see how great this thing is."
"Okay!" Hunny agreed and set the laptop onto the table and sat on Mori's lap while everyone else crowded around the laptop.
As Tamaki pressed play they were all eager to see what was so great about the infamous video.
"Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan"
"What the hell Hunny senpai." Hikaru facepalmed.
"what is that thing anyways?" Kaoru inquired
"It looks like an 8-bit blushing cat that's stuck inside of what appears to be a pop tart, and has somehow mastered intergalactic space travel. And is also sh*tting out a rainbow." Kyouya answered
"Thank you captain obvious!" Niji said
"Hey what are you doing here anyway?" Haruhi asked "You're supposed to be writing this."
"meh" Niji replied
"Look at that thing!" Tamaki cried "If a cat and a pop tart humped and somehow their offspring had an endless rainbow shooting out of its ass, then that's what this video is."
"GAH!" Hikaru cried "STOP F*CKING LICKING ME"
"I can't help that you're so tasty" Niji retorted licking her lips.
"why . . .?" said Hikaru confusedly
"don't forget I'm the author and I can make you do whatever I want!" Niji Cackled
"Like what?" Challenged Hikaru
"I can make Kyouya pole dance while stripping" Niji smiled evilly
"NO PLEASE DONT!" the twins shrieked
"I wasn't planning to" Niji admitted "He would probably molest me while I'm sleeping."
"WHAT!" Kyouya snapped.
"We all saw what you did to Haruhi in that episode Kyouya" Niji smiled, her eyes glinting
"Oh crap" Kyouya sighed.
"Nyan Nyan Nyan!" Hunny sang
"Shut up" Mori snapped.
Everyone gasped. After several minutes of awkward silence Niji spoke up.
"Have you heard what Justin Beiber's been hiding from the world?"
"No, what?" Hikaru asked then immediately regretting it.
Niji smiled then whispered into his ear.
"eeeeeeew" Hikaru squirmed "EW!"
"I know, it's hard to accept" Niji laughed maniacally
"what did she say?" Kaoru asked.
"She said-" Hikaru started then winced "You actually don't wanna know!"
"TELL US TELL US!" Tamaki and Kaoru started chanting
"OK FINE!" Hikaru snapped then whispered to them.
"eeeeeeeew!" Tamaki and Kaoru shuddered,
"But you have to admit, it explains everything" Niji laughed.
"That's true" Hikaru admitted.
"Let's just eave this conversation now" Kaoru said quickly
"I agree" Tamaki groans.
Niji starts laughing randomly, "I have a dirty mind"
"Yeah. . ." Hikaru shuddered "it needs cleaning."
Review if you want to know what Niji said ;)
