I feel really bad for not updating so I thought I'd least give you my reasons why:

-Basketball practice. Ugh.

-Stupid sisters who are absolutely obsessed with myspace. Idiots.

-Dad who freak'n blocked fanfiction for no good reason what so ever. Jerk.

-I go to my Mom's every other week and that's all the time I get (minus sister's myspace time).

So, sorry. That's why it's hard to update my stories. Don't worry, here's your new chapter though!

Stephenie Meyer Twiligh…do you think she'd let me rent it?

Chapter 12—Knowledge of All Things Glow in the Dark

BPOV

I groaned as I was being shook awake. Who would wake me up this early when we out late doing secret agenty type stuff?! I slowly opened my eyes to see Alice grinning at me hugely.

"I got an idea," she whispered, and I was up immediately.

She lead me silently outside so we wouldn't wake up Rose and Ang. When we got outside Alice pointed to two large buckets filled with gross looking brown stuff. "What is that?" I asked wrinkling my nose in disgust.

"It's syrup," she said with a devious grin.

"Where did you get all that syrup?" I asked eying the buckets.

"Oh, you know, Esme may have stopped by," she said casually. I grinned. Thank you Esme.

"What's behind your back?" I asked curiously.

Her grin got even wider-if that's even possible. "Oh, just the finishing touch," she said pulling out a huge bag of multicolored feathers. I covered my mouth with my hand to muffle my laugh. This was going to be so funny!

I picked up one of the buckets and Alice picked up the other. We quickly headed across camp to the boy's cabin. Now all we had to was wait.. "Oh shit!" I heard Emmett yell.

I looked at Alice and grinned. They are definitely awake. We tried to hold our laughter back as we listened to the rest of their conversation. Ha ha.

"Let's go get some mops, we'll be right back," I heard Edward say before the door opened.

I could register Edward and Emmett were the people we were dumping the syrup on top off. We emptied the bucket over the top of their heads before they even saw us. Alice quickly threw tons of feathers onto both of them and I darted to stand between the two. I stuck out my tongue and gave Alice the peace sign as she snapped a picture.

We both burst into giggles as we ran away, back to our cabin. We are sooo in trouble.

Have you ever tried to run while laughing before? If you haven't, it's hard. Really hard. It took us about double the time to get back to our rooms. We burst through the door and fell on the floor laughing.

"What's so funny?" Rosalie asked, irritated because we woke her up.

"We…we…," Alice tried to say through her laughter but couldn't quite make anything out. She shakily handed her camera to Rose and Ang. They took one look and burst out laughing. We were all rolling around on the ground laughing in no time.

Suddenly Alice stopped and shot up from where she was previously rolling around on the floor. "What Alice?" I asked sobering up quickly.

"We have to…we have to…," she said trailing off, her face contorted into confusion.

"We have to what?" Rose asked.

"I don't remember," she said sounding stunned. Rose, Ang, and I all shared a look before we burst our laughing again. Alice joined us and tears were spilling down our faces from laughing so hard.

"I remember!" Alice yelled suddenly. "Food," she said slapping her head.

"Oh yeah, I'm kind of hunrgy," I said just realizing I had an emptry stomach. I giggled at how stupid we sounded. Wow.

Twenty minutes and three hours later we finally managed to get food and sat down with the boys. Oh man, I hope they aren't mad. I looked to my right at Edward to see him smiling at me. He leaned forward and pecked me on the lips and I breathed a quiet sigh of relief.

"How was your morning?" he asked with a knowing smile on his face.

"Pretty boring actually," I said fighting a smiled.

"That's too bad," he said narrowing his eyes playfully.

"Hey Em?" Rose asked eying his plate of precariously stacked pancakes.

"What?" he asked looking from his pancakes to Rosalie in confusion.

"No syrup?" she asked trying really hard to bight back her smile.

He mock scowled at her and said, "Actually, I don't think I like syrup anymore."

Everyone at the table was now trying to hold in their laughter, a few chuckles escaped but we managed to keep ourselves calm and under the radar.

"What are the plans for today?" Angela asked curiously.

"The girls have kitchen duty today so-" Carlisle was cut off by a laughing Emmett. We all eyed him in confusion. I think he finally cracked…

"You said duty," he said giggling like a little kid. Everyone sighed in exhasperation. I don't how Rose puts up with him…

"As I was saying…," Carlisle eyed Emmett before continueing. "The girls will be cleaning up the banquet hall this afternoon so you don't have much time for anything tonight."

I sighed in disappointment. Damn. Another day without Edward..wait a minute. Is this a set up? I shared a look with Rose, she seemed to be thinking the same as me.

Esme coughed and I looked at her. She nodded slightly and I took that as a sign she would be looking out for us.

"I also have some dance stuff to go over with the all the girls at camp after they're done with the kitchen," Esme added.

Edward groaned. "So we won't get to see them all day?" he asked, sounding disappointed.

"I'll see you at dinner," I said squeezing his hand. He just smiled at me, but I knew he didn't want to be away that long-neither did I.

We made small talk the rest of breakfast and then I had to say goodbye to Edward before we started cleaning the freaking banquet hall. This is going to take all day!

When the boys and Esme left-Carlisle going to go get supplies and the rest of the girls at camp slowly making their way in-the girls and I huddled together.

"I'm thinking we're going to have a surprise later," I muttered to them.

"Yeah, that just means we'll have to give them a little something in return…," Angela said grinning deviously. Oh Lordy, we definitely corrupted this girl. I'm so proud!

EPOV

"This will be our perfect chance to strike back," Jasper said as we walked back to our cabin.

"Oh, it is. I already have all the stuff it just might take a while to set everything up," Emmett said grinning evily.

" hard to bight back her smile.

He mock scowled at her and said, "Actually, I don't think I like syrup anymore."

Everyone at the table was now trying to hold in their laughter, a few chuckles escaped but we managed to keep ourselves calm and under the radar.

"What are the plans for today?" Angela asked curiously.

"The girls have kitchen duty today so-" Carlisle was cut off by a laughing Emmett. We all eyed him in confusion. I think he finally cracked…

"You said duty," he said giggling like a little kid. Everyone sighed in exhasperation. I don't how Rose puts up with him…

"As I was saying…," Carlisle eyed Emmett before continueing. "The girls will be cleaning up the banquet hall this afternoon so you don't have much time for anything tonight."

I sighed in disappointment. Damn. Another day without Edward..wait a minute. Is this a set up? I shared a look with Rose, she seemed to be thinking the same as me.

Esme coughed and I looked at her. She nodded slightly and I took that as a sign she would be looking out for us.

"I also have some dance stuff to go over with the all the girls at camp after they're done with the kitchen," Esme added.

Edward groaned. "So we won't get to see them all day?" he asked, sounding disappointed.

"I'll see you at dinner," I said squeezing his hand. He just smiled at me, but I knew he didn't want to be away that long-neither did I.

We made small talk the rest of breakfast and then I had to say goodbye to Edward before we started cleaning the freaking banquet hall. This is going to take all day!

When the boys and Esme left-Carlisle going to go get supplies and the rest of the girls at camp slowly making their way in-the girls and I huddled together.

"I'm thinking we're going to have a surprise later," I muttered to them.

"Yeah, that just means we'll have to give them a little something in return…," Angela said grinning deviously. Oh Lordy, we definitely corrupted this girl. I'm so proud!

EPOV

"This will be our perfect chance to strike back," Jasper said as we walked back to our cabin.

"Oh, it is. I already have all the stuff it just might take a while to set everything up," Emmett said grinning evily.

"You have a plan?" I asked incredulously.

"Hey! My plans are good," he defended.

"Oh yeah, taking shifts for our night watch was an excellent idea Emmett," Ben said sarcastically.

"That's not completely my fault," he said-even though we all knew it was. "And…I may have had a little help with this one…," he admitted.

"Carlisle?" I asked.

"Yep, and he's brilliant…," he said before explaining the plan.

SEVERAL HOURS LATER. IT'S DARK. THAT'S ALL I CAN TELL YOU.

BPOV

"That took forever!" I whined as we slowly made our way back to our cabin.

"I know. Who knew the banquet hall was so dirty?" Alice asked wrinkling her nose in disgust.

I rolled my eyes at her. "I wasn't talking about that. I was talking about those stupid dress fittings we just had to go through," I said. (See, I'm not just making them go in icky camp clothes! I'm not that mean. Maybe.)

"Bella Swan, you are unbelievable," Alice said rolling her eyes.

"Oh, stop bickering you guys. Someone hand me the damn key," Rose asked as we got to our door.

Angela pulled the key out of her pocket and handed it to Rose. She unlocked the door and when she opened it we all gasped. Oh. My. God.

Our room was glowing. Literally. Like, glowing in the dark green. What the fuck. Oh, and when I say the whole room was glowing, I mean the entire room. The bunks, floor, walls, everything.

"It's from those fricken glow in the dark sticks!" Rose yelled.

I walked up to my bunk and poked the sheets with my finger. They weren't wet or anything but when I pulled my finger back it was glowing too.

"How long do you think it will last?" I asked trying to imagine sleeping in this glowing room.

"24 hours," Angela answered immediately.

"How do you know?" Alice asked as confused as I was about Angela's knowledge of all things glowing in the dark.

"Because, it says it right there," she said pointing to the wall she was facing.

I looked and glared at the glowing wall. The only part of the roomthat wasn't glowing were the words on the wall. "Enjoy the next 24 hours." Jerks!

"Ugh! What are we going to do? I don't want to sleep in here," Rose whined.

I grinned as a plan formed in my head. "Do we still have that tent from camping?" I asked.

TEN MINUTES LATER

We had already texted the boys seperately and asked them sneak out and meet us at separate places and they all immediately agreed to go. Suckers.

When we were sure the boys had already left their room to 'meet up with us' we unlocked their cabin and snuck in. I put the tent, sleeping bags, and note outside their door before we locked ourselves in. Windows and doors. We even put a chair under the door knob so couldn't even unlock it.

We crawled in our guy's bunks and settled in. hehe.

"What are you doing here?" I heard Emmett say from outside the door.

"I was meeting Alice but she just texted me that she had to stay in instead. Some kind of 'girl emergency,'" Jasper said.

"What are you guys doing here?" I heard Edward ask.

"Apparently, we've been duped," Emmett said.

"Duped?" I heard Ben ask.

"Yeah, the girls made us miss our beauty sleep as revenge," Emmett said trying to sound hurt.

"Your such an idiot," Jasper said as we heard their footsteps come closer. The door knob jiggled and we all laughed quietly. "Do any of you guys have your keys?" he asked.

"No."

"Noped."

"Negatory."

"We're locked out," Jasper mumbled. Oh my God, they're dumber than we thought.

"Should we get Carlisle?" Ben asked.

"No, it's like midnight," Edward said. "Hey, what's that?" he asked suddenly. "Thanks for letting us borrow your room for the night. Love the girls," Edward said reading our note.

There was banging on the door and we fought to remain silent. "Come on guys, open up!" Emmett yelled.

"Give it up, they won't open it," Ben sighed. "I guys we should pitch our tent," he mumbled.

"I blame you Emmett," Jasper mumbled.

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