Disclaimer:
Me: Peanut Butter Jelly time!
Peanut Butter Jelly time!!....
Twin: Peanut Jelly! Peanut Butter
Jelly!......
Edward: could you please stop?
Jasper: Have
mercy!
Twin: Only if I get another Edward-Cullen-Sundae…..
Me:
EDWARD-CULLEN-SUNDAE-TIME!
Jasper: *raises eyebrow* what does she
mean……another?!
Edward: uhhhhhh…….OH LOOK!! IT'S
ALICE!!! *takes off running*
Jasper: WHERE?!?!?!
*Jasper turns
back to Edward who is gone*
Jasper: uhhh….
Twin:
Jasper-Hale-Sundae-Time! Jasper-Hale-Sundae-Time!.....
Jasper:
uhhhh…OH LOOK!! IT'S EDWARD!! *runs off*
Me and Twin:
WHERE?!?!?!
Me: Damn, Twin. I guess we still don't own Twilight
or the characters.
Twin: Life is cruel.
Chapter 12: I do believe in Faries, I do! I do!
Bonnie and I exchanged one look, then ran up the stairs as fast as possible. When we walked in the room we gasped.
All of Alice's credit cards were destroyed. All of them. She walked over to her closet, and screamed louder. Than. Ever. Before.
Her clothes were ALL GONE. NADA. ZIP. All of her clothes were replaced with FARY COSTUMES!! My jaw dropped. Alice fell to her knees, screaming in agony.
I tried to make her feel better. "Hey, Alice! It's ok—you just bought clothes, remember?" she seemed to brighten up at that, as she ran downstairs to grab her bags—but they were gone. She screamed in pain again, and Edward and Shane walked into the room snickering. Edward threw pieces of a cute up card at her. "Here, that's the last one." Edward said, laughing.
Then Mitchell came in the room. "Hey, Bella……wanna race again?!" he asked, optimistic. A little TOO optimistic. "Sure" I said, grinning. We walked out to our cars, and positioned ourselves at the start of the Cullen's drive. "READY, SET, GO!" I yelled, and we took off. I was ahead of Mitchell, but then he overtook me. We could see the end of the drive, and I stepped on my accelerator. It clicked. Wait—WHAT?!? I stepped on it again—click. Again—click. Mitchell jetted forward as he beat me across the finish line. I let out a high-pitched scream as I kept trying to fiddle with my upgrades.
Mitchell had beat me. Mitchell had WON.
*In Antarctica*
Random Guy: HEY LOOK! PENGU—
Echo:
"SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Guy: God DAMNIT!!
I ran into the house, screaming my head off as loud as I could. Alice, Bonnie, and Jasper looked scared shitless sitting on the couch. Emmett was rolling n the ground laughing—even though he didn't have ANYTHING to do with this. Rosalie was smugly filing her nails, and Shane was hiding behind Edward—who was smiling smugly.
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!" I screamed at
their faces.
"Oh, well, Fuck is when—" Edward said,
laughing.
"NOT WHAT I MEANT!!" I cut him off.
"Well, we
wouldn't of been able to do it without Rosalie's help, of
course……" Edward said, smiling, and the smug smile faded from
Rosalie's face. I was furious. They had removed my upgrades!
But then a smile crept up on my face as I looked at them all. "War is a war, after all" I said as I grabbed Alice's hand and hauled her upstairs. Everyone's faces fell as they looked worriedly at each other. Good. They SHOULD be worried.
Alice and I came up with the perfect plans. Now all we had to do was put it into action……
~~Next Day~~
"ALICE! HURRY UP!!" I screamed from downstairs. Alice was forced to wear a fairy costume to school since she couldn't go out to get clothes, and she had none others. She skipped down the stairs, and my heart lit up! She was adorable!
Since she has pixie-like features, Alice ended up looking like a Fary. Her dress and wings were a light brown, and there was a ribbon under her bust, and the dress flowed down to her knees. It was adorable! (A/N: pic on profile)
"Uhhhh….Alice, you know you
don't have to wear those wings, right??" she frowned.
"They're
connected to the dress." I let out a small laugh until her glare
shut me up.
When we got to school, everyone was staring at her as she skipped around the hallways. Edward, Shane, and Mitchell laughing the entire time. Wow, at least they were laughing at the same thing. Edward and Mitchell argued constantly. Jasper just smiled at his lovely wife.
After first period, Alice and I ditched and ran to my Lamborghini. We drove back to the house and began Operation: Make 'Em Cry Blood.
Edward's POV:
Where were Bella and Alice? They
weren't at lunch! We walked into the parking lot to find Alice and
Bella waiting at her Lamborghini. We all got in, and I eyed them
suspiciously. "Where were you guys at lunch??" I asked.
"Oh,
we were in the library working on homework." Bella said smoothly. I
frowned. What was she THINKING?!
We pulled up to the house and I walked up the stairs to my room. I turned the doorknob, and 2 things happened at once. First, I was poured with some wet stuff. GLUE! And then I opened the door—and fell to the ground as something showered out of my room. What was this stuff? Sand? I got up and looked at the stuff. GLITTER!!
"BEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed. Our room was completely FILLED with glitter, from the ground to the ceiling!!! And now I was covered in glitter. Everyone ran upstairs and burst into laughter at me and my room covered in glitter.
"HAHAHAHA EDWARD!" everyone was on the floor laughing. Bella nad Alice rushed upstairs and took a picture.
"Oh, hi Edward! Oh, I was just
thinking…..you know how you always try to dazzle me and stuff, and
you sparkle—that glitter would look good on you!" she said in a
breathtaking smile. A wicked grin played across my face.
"Awww,
Bella, what a lovely gesture! So why don't you come over here a
give me a hug??" I said, stepping towards her. Her face fell, and
she took off down the stairs. I ran after her, and caughter her into
a giant hug, smearing glue and glitter all over her. I ran to my car
to get a camera, when I opened my Volvo door, I was pelted with more
glue as heaps of glitter spilled out of my car. I glanced over my
shoulder a Bella, who was smiling sheepishly. "How 'bout another
hug??" I said as I chased after her again.
Jasper's POV:
We were all laughing hysterically at Bella and Edward. Edward looked absolutely ridiculous. I walked down the hall behind Rosalie, as she stopped outside her door and threw it open. Her ear-peircing scream was so loud I had to cover my ears.
I poked my head in her room and gasped. Her room was completely painted black, the walls, the carpet, the bed post, EVERYTHING! And painted on the wall in large pink paint was "Bella and Alice were here", and the letters were bedazzled. I laughed as Rosalie looked like she was about to faint. There were also rock band posters on her wall, and everyone walked further into her room, and looked at her closet—OH. MY. GOD.
All of Rosalie's clothes were dyed BLACK!! Some of them even had rock band emblems sewed onto them everything was black. It looked like her and Shane switched rooms.
"Don't look at me……this one was ALLLLLL Bella." Alice said, smiling.
*The Moon*
Random guy: LOOK! I'm MOONWALKING ON THE MO—
Echo:
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woa. This was bad. Rosalie darted from the room, running after Bella. "BELLA, YOUR ASS IS MINE!!" we heard Rosalie scream from outside. We all walked outside. Edward—obviously read Rosalie's mind—burst out laughing. Then Rosalie lunged at Bella, and Edward ran in front of Bella protecting her.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!!!!" she screamed. Bella smiled wickedly. "Oh, Rosie, why don't you take a look at your wonderful car??" Bella said smugly. Rosalie rounded the corner of the house, and then—fainted? She FAINTED?!?!
I ran around the corner and roared with laughter. Bella and Alice had splattered paint all over the car. There were splats of paint EVERYWHERE, and in every color creating a rainbow of colors. And, on both sides of her car, it read "Bella and Alice were here" in pink spray paint.
We took Rosalie inside and chained her to a chair. Literally. We all knew when she woke up Bella and Alice were going to be DEAD.
She woke up screaming at Alice and Bella. I sent enormous waves of calm at her, and after 30 minutes she seemed to calm down.
Bella's POV:
After Rosalie calmed down, with Jasper's help of course, Shane flipped on the TV, and a news broadcast came on:
"…….We are sad to report that the band My Chemical Romance has broken up. They have had it with each other and are threw."
Shane dropped to his knees, screaming in agony. "WHY!!!" he begged at the sky. Everyone stared in shock as he screamed and sobbed, slowly rolling around on the ground. He scratched at the floor screaming "WHY?!!!" over and over and over. Wow, this was the best prank we pulled yet! Alice and I had created a fake broadcast on a tape and shoved it in the TV. And the best part was that I was getting this all on tape. Alice and I couldn't hold it in any longer. We roared with laughter, falling to the ground, trying to clutch each other for support. Everyone just stared at all of us. I took out the video camera and waved it in the air.
"Well, My Chemical Romance would be sure as hell surprised to see THAT fake video we made….." Alice said after we caught our breath. Shane got up in an instant, glaring.
"WHAT?!?!!!!!" he yelled. I
laughed.
"What? Do you REALLY think they would break up?? Oh
PLEASE, just please! I got your entire reaction on tape
though………hellooooooo youtube!" I said, running upstairs with
Alice.
Then we heard everyone burst into laughter.
"Oh, Bella, it's on." I heard Shane say from downstairs.
A/N: I forgot to add the funny reviews on the last chapter, so I'm adding them here. Sorry, no cliff hanger in this one. But more funny pranks to come.
FUNNY REVIEWS:
OMIGOSHNESS!
You have a fan with a thesarus! lol Nice touch jules96! They
should
invent a word that applies to the twins. Like Comtastical! Too
far
fetched?
Wow! You have some totally awesome fans.
That's so cool that some of your
fans look up to my reviews! *I
would like to thank so many people for ths
wonderful honor. First,
Mango fo bringing out my competitiveness and
second
JasperSAYSrelax128 for writing such great stories that
deserve nothing less
than an Edward Garden. Thank you all!* jk I
tend to daydream a lot...
Great chapter! I loved it as usual.
Laughing like mad. Great work on the
details. I felt like I was
actually there at the race! One question: what was
Emmett doing in
the bathroom? You know, don't tell me. My imagination will go
wild
on its own. lol
Luv ya!
-SnappleApple450
Yaya!
I got that one Review! ;-p What happened did you get rabies at
some
point?
The only reason I couldn't catch was because
you can't throw for sqout ;-O I
so can write good Review just look
down v Yeah just wait all that
sugar/chocolate is going to catch
up to you ;-p
Fortune cookie: Your storys are funny and awesome.
OMG you got a good review from a fortune cookie!*Hides pen behind back* ;-D
Love your story and hope ya keep going. ;-)
-MangoTango450
Hi
awesome fanfic writer,
And thank YOU for your
hilariousness....Yes,Edward was very depressed about
his
piano,then Bella bought him a new one and Edward would NOT stop
playing
it...then Emmet
got sick of it and lit it on fire...poor Eddie...*sniffles*
Mitchell
ate my puppy so pushed his car off a cliff with
Shane's
help...something about a dare involving kissing Mike
Newton....I didn't ask
for details...so Bella,
Shane,Jasper,Emmet,Carlise and Alice are protecting
me....
Me:NO
alice I will NOT wear those heels!
Alice: (mumbling something
about being just like Bella)
Me:(rolls eyes)
Emmet:Hi Paramore
obsessor
Me:Hi Emmet
Emmet: Uhh whats Twilight
Me:(sighs) a
book
Emmet: YUCK a book why are you obsessed with books your just
like Jasper and
your music makes you just like Emmet
Me:OMG
Jaspersaysrelax sent me a message regarding my rewiew
Everyone:OMG
THE BEST AUTHOR ON FANFICTION
Me:Yep,i'm even in her best rewiews
(jumps up and down like a giddy
schoolgirl)
Edward:I'm done
sobbing over my piano!
Me:Alice lets go shopping but no heels
k
Edward:(sighs) Your just like Alice and Jasper in the sense you
want to go
shopping and you can help me get over my depression
abut my Clair
Emmet & Me:YOU NAMED YOUR PIANO!!!!
(me and
Emmet rolling on the floor laughing)
Jasper:(sigh) Your just like
Emmet
Me:hold on I gotta get a mirror check
All sigh:Your just
like Rosalie
Me:KEWL I'M JUST LIKE EVERYONE!
(jumps up and down
like a giddy schoolgirl)
LOLROTFLLMBAHAHA
Thanks for
writing awesomely spectactularry awesome stories
Laterz Skater
-TwilightParamoreObsessor
