The Seperatist Alliance is low on moral. To boost this they hire a man known as DDOTS. He the only hope for there successful propaganda campaign to gain morale.
"Guys!" DDOTS said to his fellow lyricists. "We have our song."
Weeks Later
The Republic Clones work hard to the sound of music coming from the droid radio. As the song stops upbeat country music begins to play.
DDOTS
Wake up the morning, drop a big ol' log
Out here on the front, you clone seems to have time for something fruity like a jog
You clones shoot toys made for boys,
and die workin' like a dog!
Clones in the rims, bitch jedi in the city!
(Clones begin to stop what they're doing)
We Separitist love droids, guns and big ol' sith powers dig me!
Lets go kills some clone and, drink for the Separatist!
Hey clones I'm sorry, we're partyin' real butch
Ya oughta be sex slaves if you like to take orders so much!
Here just suck it, suck it! F*ck just suck it!
I said yeah, we're separatist all about!
(Clones are pissed)
Guns and Driods and Killing Clones!
Yeah, that's what the party's all about!
Getting real drunk, puking face down
\While the jedi destroy our endless droid army in the town!
Drinking, fighting, and getting drunk to night!
If you're a separatist that your national right!
Last night, I think clones shit the bed
I heard they Got so drunk, they gave a a jedi head
For them Life is just a horrible blur
Got liquor but don't drink it slow
3 a.m., buy some blow
Sleep in the bathroom on the floor
What really matters anymore?
All the crap you do, all day
Who fucking cares anyway?!
Best thing to do is to drive drunk off a pier
No jedi will shed a tear
Death will finally be here with hug
Don't try to resist it clones not matter what you say
It helps your troubles go away!
There is a silence in all clones facilities as the song finally stops. For the jedi meditating there is 'A disturbance in the force'. Else where the Separatist Morale increases as Party rage on all planets.
