A/N Enjoy!

I don't own Death Note.


Oh my gosh...what am I going to do? I tried not to panic.

"Uncle Steve, why are you shaking?" Oh yeah, I almost fogot about that little girl. We had been riding for about a half hour in silence.

"I have to stop this van..." I said to myself. Amanda got a crazed look in her eyes.

"No. You're not leaving me again."

"Leave me alone."

"Bitch did you hear me?" Wait...did she just call me what I think she called me?

"You did not just-"

"Yeah I went there. You're staying with me." She said. I called Mello and informed him of the situation. He asked to talk to Amanda.

Amanda POV

"Hello?" I said after receiving the phone.

"Hey little girl. Wanna be friends?"

"...I can't talk to strangers."

"Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet."

"What about that guy who stole my laptop? He's not a friend. What about the lady who ate my mashed potatoes? She's not a friend either."

"..."

"Hello?"

"Oh yeah...I demand you give me fifty dollars."

"What? Why?"

"I'm going to give you a bad hair cut and then die it all green."

"Leave me alone, meanie!" I shoved the phone back at Uncle Steve. That guy on the phone was really rude.

Matt POV

"Where am I?" I asked Mello.

"How should I know?! It's your fault you got lost! Only an idiot would just jump into a random van!"

"Should I leave?"

"No Matt just live in the van. Of course you leave!" I heard voices in the background.

"Who's that?" I asked.

"Near says he can find you..."

"...How?"

"He can track you."

"He put a tracking device on me?!"

"He asked why would he want to track you." So basically he avoided the question.

"Tell the little twit to just find me already!" I whisper/yelled.

"Near says he's not a twit."

"Yeah, yeah..."

"Okay, we see where you are but you're moving pretty fast...so stop."

"I hopped in a van and no one knows I'm back here."

"Matt! They could be anybody!"

"I know that's why you need to come get me."

"Okay, we're getting in the car now. Bye." I hung up and sighed...I wonder when Near even got close enough to me to put a tracking device on me...or maybe it's in me...Now I'm a little freaked out.

The car stopped.

"What's going on?" The man in the driver's seat asked to someone outside.

"We have to inspect your car." Mello said...The man looked nervous. "I hear you have some illegal stuff in there."

"Illegal stuff?" The man asked.

"Where were you on the day of the 25th of April?" Mello asked.

"I don't remember..."

"That's what they all say. Get 'em boys." Mello said. The car started shaking and the back door flew open. Near was standing there...did he do that? Mello appeared. He dragged me out of the car and hugged me.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU! YOU HAD ME WORRIED! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! I HATE YOU MATT!" I love you too Mello...not.

"Hell no. Uncle Steve is staying." Amanda jumped out and declared. Mello glared at her and finally let go of me.

"Little girl."

"You're the guy from the phone."

"You're the chick from the phone."

"You look like a girl."

"You look like an ugly girl."

"You look like your mom's face."

"I'll ignore that. You look like..." Mello tried to think of a good name. "YOU'RE A STUPID HEAD!"

"IDIOT!"

"MORON!"

"PIG!"

"COW!"

"MEANIE!"

"I'M MEAN? YOU'RE MEAN!"

"NO YOU!"

"NO YOU!" I realized everyone from the car had gathered in a circle and started chanting "Fight! Fight! Fight!"

They ran to attack each other but were stopped shortly after. I pulled Mello back and a boy from the car pulled Amanda back.

BOOM!


Ok so that boom thing you just read was Mello's foot hitting my face. After that we had a fight, Amanda broke us up and punched Mello and then she ran. Because Mello never exercises, he has no stamina. He blamed his inability to run on me. Apparently it's my fault for forcing him to eat chocolate all day.

"Lying will get you no where." I explained to him. After discussing the meaning of meaning for a while we went to a new hotel. A hotel with people in it.

Right now I'm going to bed...I've had a long day.


L: Review this story...

Fangirl:...OMGZ IT'S L OMG I LOVES YOU L! *runs after him*

L: Ahem. Excuse me. *runs*

Light: Where are my fangirls at?

Matt: Why are you guys in our story?

Mello: Seriously. It says Matt and Mello not L and Pumpkin Head.

Light: Who's Pumpkin Head?

Matt: I'm assuming you.

Light: Don't call me Pumpkin Head, blondie.

Misa: Misa didn't call you Pumpkin Head.

Matt: He meant the other dumb blonde.

Mello: I'm a genius.

Misa: Misa isn't dumb.

Matt: Misa sounds dumb.

Mello: Misa acts dumb.

Matt: So Misa must be dumb.

Misa:...I don't get it...

Light: Yes. We know. Everything is an enigma for you.

Misa: What's an enigma?

Matt: We'll tell you at the end of the next chapter.

L: Please review.

Matt:...Wasn't Pumpkinhead a movie?

Mello: How should I know?

Light: It was a movie.

Bambi: I don't own that either.

L: If you all keep talking, everyone will forget to review. So I will say it again. One last time. Please review.

Matt: What if we talk anyway?

L: I'll kick you.

Everyone is now very quiet.

Matt: *whispers* I think I just felt the earth stop turning...