A/N: AHA I have inspiration! I finally went back through all my reviews and got all the inspiration I needed. First I'd like to thank everyone for all the reviews that I've gotten even though I haven't updated this since…December?? Wow…but I'm back and ready for some more torturing! I mean…interviews!! Now to reply to some reviews…
Liselle129 - Heh, I knew that. –headdesk- It was almost Christmas last time I updated and I wasn't thinking straight I suppose…I'll go fix that. –mumbles- It doesn't matter how many times I go back and reread it I always miss something.
Tinsel Tinkerbell – I see your point. Hm, I'll see what I can do, but most of the ships that could have a love triangle have already been brought up. I could have sworn that I'd have done something with some triangles…such as with whole SokkaxTyLee situation.
AmyAddict1- Thanks for more ships! More torture devices! I mean—interview points!
Everyone, thank Avatarfanx2 and This is My Pen Name DEAL for some of the ideas in here! Okay back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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Me: OKAY! I got through that with only minor burns. But I'm here and alive!
Audience: -cheers-
Zuko: -groans- Noooo, why won't you die? And what about this set? Huh? It keeps getting rebuilt? How is that?
Me: Because it's my fan fiction and I can rebuild the set with my words…and I don't want to die –sticks tongue out-
Zuko: -starts to lunge for me- -is stopped by security-
Me: Muhahaha…ha.
Zuko: Grrrrrr…
Me: Well we have some ships for you guys! CRACK SHIPS!
Zuko: They're called that because you're on crack when you come up with these? That's illegal, I'll report you to the…to these security people.
Me: No. Search me. Strip-search me if you want! Er…okay never mind we don't have time for that.
Zuko: Thank you, none of us want to see that.
Me: Okay…FIRST STRIP! I-I MEAN SHIP! Aang x Ty Lee
Aang: What…the…heck.
Ty Lee: Okay…
Me: Work with me!! You both have bubbly personalities. Why not?
Aang: Have we had ANY interaction through the whole series? No.
Me: Well, it's just because you're always fighting Azula. But honestly, both of you have happy-go-lucky personalities.
Aang: Are you trying to fight for us? I thought you 'shipped' Katara and I!
Me: I do, I'm just bringing up points. I'm trying to prove this show isn't so one-sided but if you aren't going to work with me…Anyway, next ship. Zuko x Toph or what I like to say, Toko. XD Get it? Like tacos? –is only one laughing- -crickets chirp- Ahem. You're thoughts?
Zuko: Me and the little blind girl? Oh yeah, I can see a passionate relationship there. –rolls eyes- She's like what eight years old?
Toph: Twelve, thank you. And you people are WEIRD. I hardly know who he is.
Me: Okay, let's get you two acquainted. Toph, Zuko is what seventeen now? And he was banished from his home at age fourteen and enjoys long walks on the beach.
Zuko: What the hell? I do not enjoy long walks on the beach!
Me: Oh really? -clicks a button- -picture of Mai and Zuko walking hand in hand on the beach-
Zuko: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THOSE PICTURES?!
Me: XD!! I WAS KIDDING! I super-imposed your faces in there. You guys take walks on the beach?! I never thought you had much interaction in the show…
Zuko: UNCLE PUT ALCOHOL IN MY TEA LAST NIGHT AND I HAD THIS AWFUL HANGOVER THIS MORNING AND—Damn it, did I just say that out loud?
Me: XD!!!!!!! ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR IROH EVERYONE!
Iroh: Well, after seeing your show yesterday I thought my nephew should loosen up.
Me: How'd you do it?
Iroh: A little slip of the hand over dinner. -evil grin-
Me: Very nice. Okay, now speaking of getting Toph acquainted with people…and apparently this show has turned into a dating service…let's get to know Teo!
Teo: -walks in with his Dad- Hello? We're here for the 'Inventors Convention'?
Me: Well, your at the right place! –grins-
Teo: Are you sure…?
Me: Yup.
Teo: It doesn't look like it.
Katara: Teo, it's a trap run!
Teo: Katara! Aang! Sokka! What are you doing here?
-door locks-
Me: Teo, you're not really at a convention. You're really here at a show called 'Ship Shows' and one of our reviewers have requested you come and be introduced one of our lovely young ladies. Well, I would have done it eventually if it wasn't requested cause I love this ship too.
Teo: -blank stare-
Aang: Teo! Now your stuck here. It's this crazy girl. She's trapped us all here and tried to force us to all get together. You know as in relationships? And now she's trying to pair you up with one of our new friends that you haven't met before.
Me: That's right! Meet Toph. Toph, Teo. Teo, Toph.
Toph: Uh…hi.
Teo: Hi…
Me: Now, go have fun, kids! Have dinner! Get to know each other! Alright, we'll check up on them later. Our next section part of the show was also suggested to us by a viewer of the show. Time-travel!
Zuko: Time travel! There's no such thing! And why?
Me: To bring the next generation onto the show of course!
-blank stares-
Me: Your children? As in your own flesh and blood?
Katara: You're serious?
Aang: You can do that?
Zuko: And maybe pigs will fly!
Me: I don't know about pigs, but boars…the Bei Fong family symbol is a flying boar. Which is closely related to the pig.
Zuko: Damn it. I've been hanging around you're world too much! I've been picking up your sayings and I forget that in our world we have such things as flying pigs!
Me: Sorry about that! Now, time to time travel. –pulls open door- This will be our second time time traveling, thanks to the world of Harry Potter.
Katara: Who is that?
Me: That my friends, is Hermione Granger of the Harry Potter series.
Zuko: Now she's kidnapping people from other worlds!
Hermione: -struggling-
Me: And by the power of magic, I've brought her third year self and so on her person…-walks around to Hermione and takes gold chain around her neck- …is the Time-Turner. Thank you, Hermione.
–Hermione disappears-
Me: Okay, now to figure out how to get your kids here without altering the timeline. –bangs it a few times- -bright flash- -a girl and boy appear-
Me: Hello.
Girl: W-where are we?
Boy: Who are you!?
Me: I am Kat. I'm sorry, I'm not from your world. But these people are. You might know them as your parents. Care to introduce yourselves? At the beginning of this game show they were in denial about their relationships. Now their romances are budding and love is in the air and your appearance is to seal their destinies. –first grabs Aang and Katara- Do these two look familiar to one of you two.
Boy: S-spirits…that's my Mom and Dad! Except they're…kids!
-Aang and Katara stare at each other-
Aang: Okay, this is a little weird!
Katara: Uhm…okay…I don't know if I want to know or not.
Me: Go talk to him.
Aang and Katara's Son: Mom, Dad it's me! Don't you recognize your own son?!
Aang: Hate to tell you this, but you haven't been...born yet.
Aang and Katara's Son: Oh, right. Obviously.
Me: So that means…Zuko, Mai…this is you're daughter.
Zuko and Mai's daughter: Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad!
Zuko: AHH! Get away from me! Freaky girl version clone! –hides behind Mai-
Zuko and Mai's daughter: Dad!
Zuko: I don't know if anyone in the future has ever told you this, but…you're weird.
Mai: Zuko. She's you're daughter. If she's weird…you're weird.
Zuko: AM I THE ONLY ONE FREAKED OUT BY SEEING MY OWN…GIRL CLONE OF ME STANDING THERE!?
Mai: I'll admit, it's a little creepy.
Aang: -is all of a sudden excited- So what happens in the future? Do Katara and I get married? Oh, well obviously if we have kids. –GASP- Unless, I get you pregnant and then die in my tragic fight against Ozai before we get married! Oh, wait. Then our son wouldn't know who I am. And that would be stupid…if I got you pregnant when we're like this age. And a little gross.
Katara: Unless you decide to get me pregnant and decided to leave me.
Aang: Why would I do that?
Aang and Katara's Son: Nobody's leaving anyone! We're all a happy family!
Aang: We're all? How many kids do we have? Where do we live? I NEED TO KNOW THESE ANSWERS!
Aang and Katara's Son: Sorry.
Katara: Sorry what?
Aang and Katara's Son: Can't tell you.
Aang: WHY NOT!?
Aang and Katara's Son: I was put under a strict contract I couldn't release too much information about the future.
Aang: I DIDN'T SEE A CONTRACT!
Aang and Katara's Son: Calm down, Dad! It was Kat.
Me: -fingers two scrolls that appear to be contracts-
Katara: How?
Me: See…we did this and it didn't turn out so great the first time because your children revealed you're whole future, so I went back in time and I put them under contracts.
Katara: Time-turners don't work like that! At least what you've said about them.
Me: I know…now I'm using the 'Lost' philosophy. You know that show on ABC? Where that guy Desmond lives his whole life like for the second time and he changes stuff, like saving Charlie's life and it's really confusing because personally I really don't think that show is going anywhere and they're leading us around in circles? Yeah…like the Polar Bear! Where did that come from!? Are we ever going to see that again!? –rants on to self-
Everyone: -blank stares-
Zuko: Okay, you get into way too many things. This Harry Potter, now Lost…
Me: Just bond with your kids! That's all we have time for, for this week. Tune in next time for our update on Toph and Teo and…we'll find something else to do…if you want to see your idea on the show just like Avatarfanx2 and This Is My Pen Name DEAL, remember to review!
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A/N after the show: Okay, I hope that went over okay. I didn't do names for their kids because I can't come up with names for my life unless its a long planned out fanfiction and I didn't feel like coming up with new names XD.
