The school was right along the edge of the island. Latula drove the van right up to it and parked on the brown brick landing pad. Everyone stepped outside of the van and walked over to the sidewalk at the front of the school. The sidewalk gave plenty of space leading up to the entrance, and trees lined the edges.
Tables were set up for students to collect their detailed schedules. A great portion of these students were either furries or kemonomimis. Autumn was so glad she was a girl at the moment. Otherwise, she'd have the most difficult to hide boner.
"Furries!" she shouted.
She dashed up to a group of them and sniffed them. She took off running through the walkway and flew into the air, disappearing from sight. She came back down and landed on Vriska's shoulders.
"Get off!" Vriska shouted.
Once Autumn was back on her feet, the group went to a table to get their detailed schedules. A guy was there ready to assist.
"Names?" he asked.
"L4tul4 Pyrop3, T3r3z1 Pyrop3, Vr1sk4 S3rk3t, Roxy L4lond3, N3p3t4 L3j1on, 4utumn Ros3, 4nd Kod33," Latula listed.
The guy handed schedules out to everyone. Along with classes, the schedules also contained the names of teachers, buildings, and room numbers.
The group went away from the table and looked over their schedules together. The info was listed on a small booklet that also contained a map. The map showed them that they were at Building B.
"do3s 4nyon3 b3s1d3s m3 h4v3 4 cl4ss 4t th1s bu1ld1ng?" Latula asked.
Terezi raised her hand "Y34H."
Everyone else raised their hands as well.
"4lr1ght," Latula said. "w3 c4n 4ll go 1n tog3th3r."
They all held hands and walked towards the building in a line. They climbed up the stairs, which were lined with railing perfect for shredding some sick moves on the skateboard. The entrance was big enough for all of them to stay in formation as they walked inside. This was it. This was their moment. All of them together.
The B Building entrance room was huge and beautiful. The floors and stairs were black marble with jade, teal, and blue designs. The walls were pale silvery blue and the furniture was an elegant mix of jade, teal, blue, violet, and fuchsia. Those colors were also mixed into the carpet in the study area, which was located behind the staircases and elevators.
A tour guide was ready to assist, and he was wearing a tour guide hat from Club Penguin.
"Follow me," he said.
He headed up the stairs. There was no way he was going to make Autumn do that when there were elevators. She floated to the top.
The group came to a directory sign that showed which classes were in which directions. There was carpeting up here that was the same colors as in the study area. Swirly designs covered it that were slightly paler than the main color. Autumn stroked the carpet. Very soft.
Before she could do anything else, she got down and rolled around through the softness. Kodee joined her.
The tour guide was no longer needed thanks to the directory signs. He vanished by fading out of sight.
Nepeta, Roxy, Terezi, Autumn, and Kodee all had a class down the left side of the hall. It was their history class, and they all had it together on Monday. Terezi, Autumn, and Kodee would also share it on Friday. There were no teachers around to talk to, so they made their escape down the stairs.
"Whoa, these are a lot of stairs," Kodee said. "Might wanna be careful coming down."
"Gotcha," Autumn replied.
The entirety of the team regrouped at the base of the stairs.
"C 1z s3cond clos3st," Latula said.
"Kodee and I've got a film class and a computing class up in there," Autumn said.
":33 Film class fur me, too," Nepeta said.
"What time?"
":33 11:00AM-11:50AM on Monday, Mewsday, and Fursday."
"First off, that's fricking cute how you named the days. Second, we've got it the same time on Monday."
":33 Hooray!"
They exited the B Building and headed left towards the C Building. The journey there was scenic and naturey. The walkway was smooth stones and trees and flower hedges lined it. The lovely bluebirds sang beautifully and landed their droppings a courteous distance from the friends.
The group arrived and walked into Building C. It had polished grey floors and a color combination of electric indigo, gold, orange, and cream. Everyone took their own routes to see their classes. Down the first level hallway, there was a beautiful view of nature in the back. Autumn and Kodee had film class with Nepeta on Monday and the other two days, it would just be the two of them.
Upstairs, Autumn and Kodee had computing class with Vriska, Terezi, and Latula on Wednesday. They also had it with Terezi on Monday. It would seem that Terezi shared a Monday, Wednesday, Friday schedule.
Next up, the team made the long expedition to building A. It took them a solid ten minutes there. Along the way, there was a supply store and food places.
Building A had a color combination grey, gold, teal, and turquoise. Off to the side, there were vending machines. One of them was filled exclusively with Mountain Dew.
"Woo hoo!" Autumn cheered. "Sign me the fuck up!"
She charged over to the vending machine. Kodee joined her, so she knew he wanted some of that. She got them two drinks- one for her, one for him. They headed down the right hall to their last class of the day. It was mathematics. Vriska and Latula had this class with them on Wednesday.
The homies visited a bunch of other buildings so that everyone could get a good look at their classes. Well, sort of. Most of the rooms were locked. Anyway, once that was taken care of, they walked back to Building B. Some chick was drawing on the sidewalk with some chalk. A group of men were setting up a slide at the top of Building B.
Sign me the FUCK up •••• good shit good sHit that's ✔some good••shit right••there right there ✔✔if I do say so my self • I say so that's what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ •••• HO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ •••• •••• Good shit.
Terezi grabbed a piece of chalk and licked it. It tasted like cherry Faygo. The homies took the elevator to the top of Building B just as the workers opened the slide. Autumn stood at the entrance to it and rubbed her hands together. Vriska pushed her hard, causing her to come zooming down. Kodee pushed Vriska and after that, everyone crammed in together, sliding to the bottom in a big, borderline pornographic heap.
Of course, these homies weren't just gonna go for it one time. They went back to the top of the slide and had another round of sweet, slidarific fun.
After that, the group walked up to a housing booth to find out where they were going to be living for the next four years.
"Right this way," said a lady. She was tall with brown hair that was tied back into a bun. She was wearing black glasses and a black suit.
The team climbed in the van with her and she directed Latula in the proper direction. Latula drove past the college and through a vast field of beautiful flowers. They would up in a very naturey neighborhood. The roads were smooth, sienna brick and stone fences lined the outsides of houses and cut between them. Sidewalks ran along the outer fences. Between each side of the road, there was a grassy strip lined with trees.
Latula pulled the car through the gate and into the garage. The house was grand and brick. The group walked onto the stone porch and the lady unlocked the door for them. The entrance hall had polished wooden floors and slick cream walls. Cream and brown rugs lined the center of the floor. Off to the left, there was a wooden staircase with carpeting in the middle.
A doorway at the end of the hall led into the living room. It had a beautiful rug with varying shades of jade green and blue and a dark brown carpeted floor. The entrance wall had a fireplace, the wall on the left had wooden shelves and a giant flat screen TV, the wall was made of windows with a view of the back yard, and the right wall was short and served to divide the living room from the kitchen. Along the short wall, there was a dark blue and dark jade green couch with blue and jade green pillows. Next to it was a loveseat with the same colors, and behind that were more wooden shelves.
The kitchen had a dark grey polished tile floor with pale silver walls. It had blue and jade green cabinets and counters. A glass table with chairs of the same colors sat off to the side on a rug with various shades of teal.
The back porch lined the whole back of the house, and there was a soft, grey leopard print porch swing off to the left side. The yard had plenty of open space to run around, and there wasn't a single patch of it that was devoid of glass. A playground swing with four seats sat off to the left side. Past the swing, there was a wooden deck with a swimming pool that lined one of the bedrooms.
"C4LL3D 1T," Terezi said.
It would seem that it was time to pick rooms. All of the rooms were empty and cream colored with wooden flooring. Virtually no difference except for maybe their layout and location.
After viewing each room, the group gathered in the living room so that they would have an equal chance to get to their desired rooms first. There were four of them; two upstairs and two downstairs. Terezi had already called the downstairs room by the pool.
The lady said "Go!" and everyone charged for their rooms. Autumn, Kodee, and Latula wasted no time getting upstairs. The downstairs rooms were for pussies.
Latula got the room in the back of the house. It had a closet leading onto a large balcony. Autumn and Kodee got a room on the other side, and it had a balcony overlooking the street. It was divided in half by a wall that stretched over halfway across the center of the room. The middle of the back wall curved and the entirety of the back wall, including the door, was made out of glass windows.
Downstairs, Terezi was dashing around her claimed box of land. Vriska joined her so that they could share. Nepeta and Roxy got the remaining room, which was across the hall. The right side of it was sectioned off into three parts.
Alright, alright, alright! Since those were claimed, we move on to the only remaining rooms in the house- the bathrooms. Vriska and Terezi had one in their room, and there were two upstairs on either side. Each bathroom had a large bathtub, a shower, a sink, and a toilet. Toilets didn't actually serve a purpose in this world; they were just for decoration. The bathroom downstairs had a grey color scheme, the one closest to the stairs had blue, and the one down the upstairs hall had brown.
Everyone regrouped in the living room.
"All expenses are paid for by LOA," the lady said. "Enjoy your stay."
She faded away.
"We're still part of LOA?" Autumn asked.
"no on3 h4z to know," Latula said.
It was official. They had moved in. Well, almost. They still had to unpack all of their stuff. They got to work right away, having nothing better to do.
By the end of the afternoon, all of their belongings had been transferred into the house and into their appropriate rooms.
Autumn and Kodee looked around their room.
"Still needs work," Autumn said.
Looks like tomorrow, they were gonna go…shopping! For now, though, these homies needed a break. It had been a long day. They walked into the living room. Terezi and Vriska were watching some CSI. Autumn and Kodee watched with them.
It was starting to get dark outside. No dad Egbert to fix them dinner.
What will they do?
Autumn and Kodee: Conjure up a pot of delicious mac and cheese.
Will do, my fine fellas. They went into the kitchen and got cooking. Unfortunately, it was discovered that they needed butter. Luckily, the fridge had been stocked well before their arrival. How wondrously convenient.
By the time the mac was done, Guardians of the Galaxy had started playing on the current channel. Everyone on the team sat down to watch as they ate.
After the movie…
"Since we're not officially LOA anymore, are we still a team?" Autumn asked.
"sur3," Latula replied.
"We should have a name for our team," Kodee asked.
Everyone tapped their chins. Clearly, they were taking his idea into consideration.
"How about Hemostar?" Autumn suggested. "Y'know, because of the Hemospectrum. And the zodiacs."
"1 l1k3 th3 st4r th3m3," Latula said. "th3 n4m3, not so much."
"Ooo," Kodee said. "Supernova."
Everyone looked at him as if he'd just found the lost city of Atlantis.
"y3333s!" Latula squealed.
Everyone lifted Kodee into the air and cheered. And so it was decided. They weren't a random team from LOA anymore, but instead Team Supernova. Latula would remain their leader.
Since there were no beds in the bedrooms, everyone piled the pillows together on the rug in the living room and moved the glass coffee table aside. Autumn, Kodee, Roxy, and Nepeta slept on the pillow pile, Latula slept on the loveseat and Terezi and Vriska shared the couch. They all drifted away in a cuddlepile of cuteness.
The next day, it was morning. Being part cat within her cuddly soul, Nepeta was awake at a random early time. She crept around the house, her blue tail swishing. It was a robotic tail that Equius had made for her, and she was able to take it off whenefur she wanted.
Autumn and Kodee were up next. They worked together to make pancakes for the team. Everyone ate at the table in the kitchen, which they assumed was meant to serve as a dining room table.
Next up, everyone got in the van and drove off. They went down a path in the center of their neighborhood that took them to the nearby city, which was called Minet. (Minet is Armenian for "sex" and French for "kitty")
Minet was different from the naturey stuff that they had seen before. It looked much like any city. They found the mall, which was huge, and parked in the parking garage beside it.
The team agreed to meet back up in three hours. They went their separate ways to do their shopping. Autumn and Kodee stayed together, of course. They were on a mission- a mission to do something in life.
The two lovers took the elevator down the floor and headed down one of the many wide, beautifully carpeted walkways.
"Where do we even begin?" Autumn asked.
"Well," Kodee considered. "Let's do what we didn't do with our last room. How about carpeting and walls?"
"Aw, yes."
They went inside the mall's version of the Home Depot. Within the store, there was a special device that let them map out which colors of flooring they wanted where. They created a light rainbow design out of super soft carped that swirled. For the walls, they created colorful designs. They paid 3,000 Goober Dollars for some workers to head down there and install it right away.
Next, they bought two large, bright and colorful rugs. The striped one would go in the first half of the room and the more complex patterned one would go in the second half.
As for the bed, they went to Bed Bath and Beyond. They bought a bed with a side frame and backboard made out of smooth, dark grey leather. The mattress they chose to go with it was said to be the softest and most comfy in existence. As a bonus, it was also great for sexx! They chose a soft, furry bedspread with a pink, golden, and light blue hue and black leopard spots. They got plenty of pillows of the same color and softness to match.
That took care of the main decorating necessities. Now, it was on to everything else. Autumn and Kodee agreed that they would need some posters this time around, since they wouldn't have enough blankets to cover all of the walls. In fact, they'd already decided to drape the blankets along the tops of each wall.
The lovers went into the Welovefine store to look at stuff from their favorite fandoms. Autumn got a "Shun the Non-Believer" shirt with Charlie the Unicorn on it, a turtle consort plushie, a crocodile consort plushie, and an alpha kids lunchbox. Kodee got an iguana consort plushie and a Pokémon lunch box.
Next, they went to the poster store. They got posters for Homestuck, Pokémon, My Little Pony, Adventure Time, Disney, and Steven Universe. All of this shopping made them hungry, so that grabbed a bite to eat at Chick fil A.
By this time, three hours had passed. They called the rest of the team to say they'd be late. The others agreed to see a movie while they waited.
They went on to buy some furniture. They got bookshelves to line the short wall on the second side of their room. They also got cabinets, nightstands, a dresser, and desks. They got toy shelves to go in the center of the second room and plushie nets to put on the far corners of the whole room. They got a large, colorful seat to put in the center section of the wall that jutted out.
Autumn and Kodee went to Toys R Us to get toys for the shelves. They got legos, soft building blocks, board games, a fresh deck of Uno cards, and other stuff that I can't think of at the moment.
To fill up their bookshelves, they went to Barnes and Noble and bought books for their college classes, animal fact books, animal fiction books, two guides on how to draw furries, a How to Draw Manga guide, a colorful edition of the Joshuan Bible, the Hunger Games trilogy, all seven Harry Potter books, all of the Twilight Books, the 50 Shades Trilogy, all House of Night books, and whatever else they could use to fill up those empty gaps.
Now, where in the hell is everything they purchase going? Autumn and Kodee were teleporting all of it straight to the trunk of the magical flying van. Question answered.
All that was left was…ah, yes! Technology! They went into a technological store and bought an HD TV to go on the wall and two iMacs (the latest and greatest computers) to go on the desks. At last, they were done with their shopping!
Everyone in Supernova climbed into the van and Latula drove them home. They all went to their rooms to set everything up. It was late into the night by the time that Autumn and Kodee were finished. Their room looked like a colorful paradise. The half by the door was more like a regular bedroom and the second half was more like a study room/playroom.
The lovers were so exhausted from setting up their room that they went straight to bed.
Sunlight drifted through the turquoise, magenta, and orange curtains that I forgot to mention earlier. These curtains hung from the tops of the windows and went to the floor.
Autumn opened her amber eyes. She was facing Kodee and the windows. The space between the bed and the window wall offered plenty of space to run around. Kodee was looking super adorable with his bed head. Autumn stared at him creepily as he slept.
After a few minutes, he opened his beautiful blue eyes.
"Hey, Kodeekins," Autumn said softly.
"Good morning," Kodee replied.
Autumn stroked his face.
The romantic moment was ruined by Vriska barging through the door. What a bitch.
"You weren't at dinner last night," she said.
"Yeah?" Autumn asked. "So what?"
"Without Kodee to cook, Latula had to take over. She 8urnt the rice! 8urnt it!"
"Jesus Christ. It is too early in the morning for you to be yelling at us."
"Get down here and make us some damn 8reakfast."
She walked out of the room and didn't close the door. Such a bitch. Autumn and Kodee knew they would have to get going. They went downstairs into the kitchen.
"What are we making?" Autumn asked.
"Waffles," Kodee replied.
They got to work while the others watched Saturday morning cartoons. It wasn't Saturday, but whatevs.
"Are we going to spit in Vriska's food?" Autumn whispered.
"That's not very professional," Kodee replied. "We'll lick it instead."
Ah, Kodee, my professional prince. The waffles were completed and Autumn and Kodee ran their tongues along the one that was meant for Vriska. They passed the food around to everyone like cheap cigars. They also handed out glasses of fresh milk. They had some for themselves as well.
"th1s 1z d3l1sh," Latula said. "kod33, 1'm promot1ng you to h34d ch3f."
"Yay!" Kodee cheered, clapping his hands. "As my first royal decree, I will make Autumn assistant chef."
Autumn bounced up and down cheering. While Vriska was watching them, Terezi snatched her waffle, licked it, and put it back on her plate. Vriska bit into it.
"This is really good," she said.
Autumn and Kodee looked at each other and snickered.
After breakfast, the lovers went up to their room to play video games. Autumn pulled their 3DS XLs out of her magic purse. Hers was fuchsia with a dark fuchsia fox design and Kodee's was indigo with a light indigo dragon design. Autumn pulled the blackout curtains out so that they'd have less light in the room. They laid in bed and started up their Pokémon games. Autumn had Pokémon X and Kodee had Y.
Autumn's data was fairly new for this game. She only had four Pokémon: Fennekin, Riolu, Skitty, and Squirtle. She decided to go to the name rater to have their names changed, since the current ones sucked.
Unfortunately, the game wouldn't allow Autumn to name her Fennekin Hotslave. What kind of bullshit is this? She was playing her game in America! Freedom of speech!
She dodged the game's censorship by using leetspeak. It looked like Latula had named her. Hotsl4v3. Autumn went on to name the others. She came out with Thrustprince for Riolu (inspired by Kodee's attributes, of course), Meowgasm for Skitty, and Jamie Flu1d for Squirtle.
The names for Kodee's Pokémon were already perfect. He was also early on in the game, as they always started their games together. He had Penetr8 the Chespin, Woodie the Bidoof, Mistress the Espurr, and Sweet Tooth the Marill.
Autumn and Kodee went to the Player Search System and had a full on pornographic battle. Autumn's Squirtle kept using Tackle and then Water Gun.
"You know you like that Pin Needle, don't you, bitch?" Kodee asked.
"Sure, but can you handle the fiery flames of Hotsl4v3's vagina?" Autumn retorted.
Kodee ended up winning thanks to type advantages. The lovers played solo for a while and then had another battle. Autumn won this time thanks to her new friend Tan00kie the Sentret.
After that, they put their games away and went to the other side of the room to play the board game "Candy Land". They got it off the toy shelf and set it up on the floor.
"There's enough pieces for four players," Autumn said.
"Yes," Kodee agreed. "We should find some of our friends."
They decided to invite Roxy and Nepeta to partake in the game. They went downstairs and talked to the girls, who were happy to join in on the fun.
The rules of the game were simple: draw a color card and go to the nearest square with that color. The peeps played their first round and Roxy was the winner. Autumn won on the next go round.
Next, the peeps played with soft building blocks. Nepeta and Roxy teamed up against Kodee and Autumn to see who could create the highest tower.
"lets make dis interesting," Roxy said. "losing team acts as sexual submissives to winning team."
"It's a deal," Kodee replied.
All of the peeps shook on it. They got to building. The towers climbed so high that they were over everyone's heads. Autumn and Kodee won after the tower of their competition came tumbling down.
"Alright!" Autumn cheered.
She ran to the door and locked it.
"We win," she said as she walked back over to the losers.
"alright," Roxy replied. "tell us what we need to do."
";33 Meow," Nepeta added.
Autumn and Kodee looked at each other and nodded. They brought the loser girls onto the bed. The losers removed the pajama pants of the winners. Roxy sucked on Kodee while Nepeta licked Autumn. Autumn and Kodee kissed each other between moans.
As Nepeta licked harder, Autumn pressed her head down and began to buck against the kitty troll. Kodee brought Roxy to her knees and took her from behind. When he was done, he moved onto Nepeta, and Roxy went on to orally pleasure Autumn.
Autumn and Kodee switched back and forth between Roxy and Nepeta, making them do various positions and acts. And they all came buckets.
The four of them got dressed into their PJ's. Nepeta and Roxy skipped out of the room. They went back to their own room, which was nearly as big as Autumn and Kodee's. It had wooden floors, pale colorful walls, colorful rugs, and colorful art shelves along the left wall. The right wall was sectioned off into three parts with the area to the right containing a yellow and white bed, the center a closet, and the right a computer space. The wall closest to the door held all of the ships and the space below that contained cat beds.
Nepeta went to the art table and began to create a chart containing the intermingling schedules of all of her friends. All of the symbols next to each other symbolized a class together. Nepeta made copies and went around the house handing them out to everyone.
Autumn and Kodee looked over Nepeta's chart together in their room.
"We'll have other homies with us in all classes except for three," Autumn said.
"That's homies to the 70.0 percentile," Kodee replied.
"Poor Nepeta will be all alone on Mewsday…"
"Purrhaps she can befriend some of the cat furries."
"Ooo, yes."
This chart was certainly something to work off of. Autumn could see herself updating it in the future to add more friends. After all, one can never have too many furiends! ™
Autumn and Kodee stashed their charts in the cabinets beside their desks. They proceeded to go on YouTube to watch some videos. It was about time they got some advice from Papa Frank.
Autumn clicked on "HIGH SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE" by FilthyFrank, because high school was close enough to college for similar rules to apply. They watched it together. The sniper bullying thing seemed like a fun thing to do, but they weren't upperclassmen. Duh.
Next, they watched "TYPES OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET" by the same guy. It was pretty much 100% accurate.
They went on to watch the entire series, thus wasting nearly an hour of their time. They decided that instead of staying on YouTube, they would go swimming. They put on their swimsuits and went out back. The pool was grand and lined with beautiful gardens. The lovers held hands and leapt in together.
Vriska and Terezi could be seen in the pool outside their room. They were naked and making out. Vriska turned and glared at Autumn. Autumn stuck her tongue out at her.
Autumn and Kodee splashed around for about half an hour before going inside to eat lunch. There was no grill, so Kodee cooked hot dogs in the microwave. It was timed to perfection, thus still proving his greatness as a chef. He served them to everyone without a bun or anything. Shredded cheese was offered as a side dish.
Autumn ran her tongue along the hot dog. She wasn't even doing it to be provocative this time; she enjoyed the sizzling feeling that it gave off when she touched it.
"Thank you, Kodeekins," she said.
After eating, the lovers went to the playground swing and got in seats next to each other. It had been so long since they'd been on one of these. It was one of their weaknesses. They could go for hours. And so that is what they did.
At 5:00PM, they took a bath in the tub closest to their room and put on their PJ's. They played Pokémon and watched an episode of The Grey Garden series.
At 7:30PM, they went into the kitchen and worked together to create yellow rice. It was fluffy and wonderful and cooked to perfection. A motherfucking miracle.
Everyone ate the rice in bowls together in the living room while they watched "Mean Girls". This movie was like an advanced guide on how to be a total bitch. Autumn and Vriska took mental notes throughout the film.
Once it was over, Kodee and Autumn went to their room. They curled up in bed and fell asleep together.
A new day sprung up from the outer reaches of the universe. Today was guaranteed to be another shopping day. After breakfast, everyone got into the magical flying van and went to Wal-Mart in Minet City.
Latula grabbed a shopping cart.
"4lr1ght, 3v3ryon3," she said. "follow m3."
They followed her to the school supply section of the store. Latula looked at a list of recommended supplies that she printed off of an elementary school website.
"th1s pr3tty much 4ppl13z to 4ll schools," she said, pointing to where it said that on the paper.
She started off at the top of the list. First thing required was a bookbag. It was essential for the transportation of books and other basic necessity supplies, such as potato chips.
Autumn got a galaxy themed bookbag; Kodee got black with purple flames; Nepeta got a kitty themed bookbag; Roxy got pink, black, and white; Terezi got a red dragon bookbag that was based off of her cosplay outfit; Vriska got black with blue flames; and Latula got red and teal tie dye.
Next, it was onward to the writing supplies. They went down another isle, which held pens, pencils, crayons, and markers. They filled their carts with plenty of that stuff. Autumn and Kodee got special packs of pens with animal print designs on the sides.
As they were heading away from that isle, Autumn spotted something she had been searching for her whole life. She'd seen commercials for them dating back to the late 1990's, but the ads would always say, "Coming Soon". Now the day had arrived that this product finally hit the market.
She picked up a pack of them and held them in her hands. It was Nonconformist Crayons. These crayons weren't like your ordinary crayons. This pack had ultraviolet crayons, black crayons that said white, white crayons that said black, and even clear colored crayons! There were crayons that screamed insults and ones that ate other crayons for breakfast. There was even the rare demon crayon that could open a portal to the underworld.
Autumn recalled the days when she pretended that her writing materials were alive and had personalities. She would play with them in her desk instead of paying attention to what the teacher was saying.
"yo 4utumn," Latula said. "you com1ng or wh4t?"
Autumn ran to the cart with her crayons and tossed them in there. Her peeps were looking at notebooks, folders, and binders. Autumn collected four of each in the highest quality. Using her borderline synesthesia, she sorted them to her classes by colors that seemed to fit. She chose sky blue/lavender for film, jade/brown for history, teal/lime for math, and grey/chartreuse yellow for computer class.
By this time, the cart was pretty damn stacked. The team piled in scissors, glue, lunch boxes, umbrellas (in case it rained. Duh.), rulers, calculators, and some shitty stencils. Seriously, though, when do people really need to use stencils? Kids can't learn to write letters that way; that only teaches them how to trace shit.
From across the store, they heard a child screaming.
"I WANT AN ORANGE POWER RANGER!" he shouted.
All of the adult victims covered their ears. Someone needed a time out. Case and point made. This generation needs to clean up their act.
To distract herself from the noiseblast, Autumn got on the floor and did the worm. It was kind of painful because the floor was hard, but she continued to do it anyway. A random teenager took a picture of it as she was walking by and posted it to Instagram.
Supernova carried on through the store like stone warriors, determined to finish their trip before the day was nigh. They got buckets of popcorn chicken from the food stand and wolfed it down. Then, they went to the food isle and got a bunch of snacks and stuff to pack for their lunches. It was necessary even with the college meal plan, since everyone was a pig.
The team pushed the heavy cart to the check out lines. All of the ones with cashiers were full. This gave them no choice. They would have to use the self checkout.
The self checkout was notorious for being the worst place to trade in money for merchandise. The team took one look at it and decided it was not for them. Autumn placed a wad of cash on the counter and they dashed out of the Wal-Mart. Latula drove the team as quickly as possible back to their house and they took everything inside.
That was sort of a close call.
The rest of the day was spent lollygagging around. No one did anything at the moment to sort their new stuff together.
