So, I'm absolutely in love with all of you. Cougar Town has broken 400 reviews! And the action hasn't even started yet! So, hold onto your panties, ladies, because the action will start soon! Not this chapter, per se, but soon! I promise you that. If things go well with all I have to do between now and Sunday, we might even have penetration by then! Ok, enough of possible spoilers lol.

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Cougar Town Chapter 11

Thursday:

Yesterday afternoon was horrible. Sitting in cold cum through a staff meeting was not on my top ten list of fun things to do, but I guess it serves me right for watching Edward eat. But I'd much rather watch him eat me.

When I got ready for the day I put on a red, short sleeve blouse, a high-waist houndstooth skirt, black hose, and black pumps. I had my hair straightened and applied natural looking makeup. Even if I wasn't going to purposefully torture Edward in class it didn't hurt to look good for him.

Once again, Emmett was up when I got up, and I kissed him on the cheek before heading out to school.

The day passed by with some excitement. Apparently the girls up for Homecoming Court would be campaigning today and tomorrow so there was almost an audible buzz in the atmosphere. First period had two cheerleaders doing a routine in the hallway for my class and several others. Second period found announcements being broadcast over the intercom for the entire school, and so on.

I was dreading what would happen with the last class. Yeah, I would get to see Edward, but I could only take so many peppy little girls before I blew a gasket or five. I was eagerly watching for Edward to enter, wondering what he was wearing today, and he didn't disappoint.

Edward strolled in wearing a light blue button-up shirt, untucked, sleeves rolled halfway up his forearms, and distressed blue jeans. I couldn't even be bothered to look at his shoes because all I could envision myself doing was undoing each button...with my teeth!

Class started and I had everyone switch their scenes with someone to edit it and give perspective on stuff that might not make sense. Thankfully Edward switched with Angela, who would give an honest critique with minimal questions on the subject matter. She really was a good student and a sweet girl. Maybe I could suggest that Emmett take her out.

Just as everyone had finished with their neighbor's papers, there was a knock at the door and Tanya and Lauren came in carrying shallow boxes full of cupcakes. Tanya was on the court, as was Lauren, and they had apparently teamed up to campaign.

"Here, Ms. Swan, if you don't mind that is," Tanya said sweetly but I knew what she was really like. I had heard the rumors after she and Edward had split. Tanya was trying to tell everyone that he couldn't get it up, but I totally knew differently.

Shit! No gushing! Can't think that way!

I took the offered cupcake to try and take my mind off of Edward's hard dick, and allowed Tanya and Lauren to pass out the rest. The class all began to eagerly eat after the troublesome two had left the room, and I dove right in too. The cupcake was white, with vanilla frosting and blue and yellow sprinkles for the school colors.

Now, few know of my severe weakness for all things made from the great white devil, aka sugar, but it's true. Whether it be cake, cookies, or some other devilish item, I couldn't say no. Not even thinking of the mess I was probably going to make, I bit down into the cupcake, engulfing half of it in one bite. I felt the frosting spread across my lips and onto my cheeks, but couldn't care less.

Chewing and swallowing, I inhaled the other half of the delicious devil and then set to work cleaning off the frosting remnants. But my tongue wasn't long enough and I had to use my finger to get the rest off of my cheeks, then popped that finger right into my mouth, sucking every bit of sugary goodness off of my own flesh, moaning wantonly.

A snicker brought me out of my cupcake haze and I found the entire class staring right at me, especially Edward. His jaw was on his desk, his eyes practically bulging out of their sockets, and his cupcake was ruined, fisted into an indiscernible mess.

"Oh, um, sorry," I apologized, "Ok, show's over. Get back to work. Those scenes are due at the beginning of class tomorrow and then you have a test on 'As You Like It'."

That got everyone's attention off of me and back onto their work, except for Edward, who was looking down at his mangled cupcake, a slight pout on his face. I grabbed the hall pass and walked down his row, silently depositing it on his desk with an apologetic look. I really hadn't meant to make such a show of eating, but I was a junkie for sweets.

Edward tried to hide his hand as he got up and headed out of class, and returned a few minutes later, all traces of cupcake gone.

The rest of class passed quietly, with only a few students asking questions or needing help. But the entire time I was well aware of Edward's burning gaze as it focused on my mouth and fingers repeatedly.

One of these days, my little Cubward, and I'll show you what this mouth and these fingers can really do.

The bell rang and everyone filed out, Edward hanging back for a moment.

"Is there something you need, Edward?" I asked, begging for him to behave himself, but that idea went out the window with his reply.

"You're mine this weekend," he said in a low voice.

"But, what about Emmett? He said he was going to your house," I questioned, suddenly confused.

Edward's face scrunched up in thought for a moment and then he shook his head.

"When he passes out, I'm on my way. I'll text you when I get in the car."

"Maybe we should wait for when you come..." I began to say but Edward cut me off with a growl and a feral look.

"No! I have to have you. Don't make me wait." And who was I to deny what he so dearly wanted.

"Ok, Edward. I'll be waiting for you," I whispered, suddenly soaked once more at the ferocity of his demand.

Edward stalked out of class and I slowly sank into my chair, suddenly faint at the thought of Edward consuming me this weekend. Please let it all work out.


So, will it all work out? Will things go as Bella wants them to? Any new theories? I will say that a few of the people that reviewed lately have gotten some nails right on their heads with future plot twists! So, what is your theoretical plot twist?

Oh, and one of my lovely reviewers, I can't remember her name at this very second due to it being 4am here (SORRY AND I FLUV YOU FOR YOUR REVIEW!) has given me a motto for our Cougarella and Cubward! "18 year old boys are wasted on 18 year old girls!" I, for one, think that this is soooooooooo true! What about you?