Thank you to anyone who reviewed last chapter XD
I was feeling extremely fluff-full when I did it and so it got very cheesy near the end but I promise it will continue as normal just with slight fluffy spots. ;)
This ones just pure humoured drabble. XD
Hope you enjoy! XD Please read and review! Xx
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It had been 2 weeks since Blaine had serenaded Kurt and consequently 2 weeks since they had been dating. Freddy, Jack, Blaine and Kurt were all now gathered in Kurt and Blaine's room, mainly because Kurt had refused to leave his room until he had completed his moisturising routine and none of them could be bothered to wait.
Kurt having finished was now sat in betweens Blaine's legs. Blaine was sat up against the head board and stroking his boyfriends hair (much to Kurt's annoyance since he had just done it) as Kurt leaned back against him. They were talking and laughing with Freddy and Jack who were in a similar position on the opposite bed. Life was bliss.
"Remember Wes and David used to make little collages of us Kurt?"
Blaine asked looking down affectionately at his boyfriend, Kurt giggled along with the others,
"Yes, how could I forget? They were quite good actually I wish I'd kept one or two, they would look great on my wall."
Blaine snorted,
"especially the one about me being your knight and shining armour and saving you from the dreaded toi-"
Kurt's sentence was cut off as Blaine placed a hand in front of Kurt's mouth singing,
"La la la la la..." he had caught onto what he was going to say, Kurt, not being happy about being silenced, licked his hand.
"Eww!"
Blaine looked at his hand in mock disgust before wiping it off on his jeans,
"Oh shush, besides you weren't complaining the other night when I lick-"
Kurt was interrupted again,
"Okay although I'm rather concerned as to where that sentence was going but I'm sure Blaine wouldn't appreciate you finishing it and to be honest I think I speak of us when I say neither would we."
Everyone laughed and Blaine blushed a little recalling the memory which didn't go un-noticed to Kurt who kissed his cheek and whispered in his ear,
"have I ever told you you're cute when you blush?"
Blaine whispered back,
"Shut up," before flushing deeper.
Freddy's voice soon interrupted their little whispered conversation,
"Actually you don't speak for both of us when you say that, I would love to hear all the details but I suppose we'll have to save that for one of our little sleepovers huh Kurt?"
Kurt smirked as Freddy winked at him. Blaine and Jack both raised an eyebrow before saying at the same time in the same questioning tone,
"Sleepovers?"
making them all laugh, Blaine and Jack were like the men in the relationship and Freddy and Kurt were the women who had them wrapped around their little fingers.
After Blaine and Jack's begging they finally revealed what they did at these 'sleepovers',
"So this rating thing, you just rate random people?"
Jack asked confused, Kurt and Jack nodded,
"Pretty much."
"Have you rated us?"
Blaine asked eagerly looking down at Kurt,
"Good question, if not I want a rating,"
Jack chimed in, Freddy and Kurt laughed.
"We may or may not have rated you both..."
Both Blaine and Jack sat up straight at this point, so straight that Kurt nearly fell off the bed, he shuffled up the bed so he was no longer in cuddling distance and glared at Blaine (who was smirking) in mock-anger.
"So come on then, what do I rate Fredster?"
Jack asked, tightening his grip on Freddy's waist, (Freddy had managed to stay put when Jack sat up)
"Well, that's the question isn't it..."
Freddy replied smirking at Kurt who grinned back.
"That's no fair! You can't say stuff like that and then not tell us!"
Blaine said and did his cutest pout, arms folded across his chest and bottom lip sticking over the top one, making everyone giggle, Kurt tried not to look because he knew the moment he focused on his expression for 5 seconds he couldn't say no.
Blaine had noticed and knew the exact reason for Kurt not looking at him at the present time, he kept his pout up and turned Kurt's chin to face him, Kurt tried to avert his eyes but that certainly wasn't going to work, Blaine was so much more interesting than a wall.
"Fine! You got 10 out of 10 for everything! Happy?"
Blaine smirked and pulled Kurt back into his lap smirking and started kissing his neck,
"Actually that's not strictly true,"
Kurt was having a little bit of trouble speaking as his boyfriend was currently necking him, Blaine stopped though when he heard the last part,
"What do you mean?"
"Well you both got 10 out of 10 for everything,"
Jack smirked at this and whispered in Freddy's ear,
"Why thank you,"
before Freddy finished for Kurt,
"Except your bums."
Blaine and Jack looked very confused at this,
"What's wrong with our bums?"
Kurt giggled at Blaine and Jack's expressions (currently looking very offended) before standing up,
"Nothing is wrong with them, they're actually very nice and therefore got a 9."
Kurt and Freddy noted Blaine and Jack looked a little less hurt,
"Look boys, this..." Kurt turned around and lifted up his top to show his bum a little clearer in the skin tight red jeans he was wearing and pointed at it saying,
"This, is a ten."
"Mmm..."
Blaine hummed in agreement, checking out his boyfriends ass.
"I'm not going to bother asking if you agree because I know Blaine likes my bum and Jack...well because I like you I'm going to pity you and not going to say how I know you do too."
Jack looked up in confusion and realised every pair of eyes was on him,
"I don't think you have proof there Kurt..."
Jack countered, Freddy smirked and nodded at Kurt as if giving him permission to spill it,
"Don't say I didn't warn you,"
Kurt grinned before walking back to sit on the edge of the bed,
"You ever wondered how we figured out you were gay Jack?"
Jack was slightly worried at this point and just shook his head,
"Well it all started in the dining hall, you were sitting with a group of your friends and me and young Freddy were talking about you."
Kurt noticed Blaine looked slightly jealous,
"Scratch that.. I was listening to Freddy talk about you and I was thinking about Blaine over here,"
Blaine smirked and relaxed a little but he was intrigued by the story so was sitting slightly forward,
"Anyway I decided to 'get a drink'" Kurt continued using finger quotations on the last three words.
Jack was now beginning to recall this story and started blushing,
"Remembered something baby?"
Freddy asked grinning up at Jack who was gradually growing more and more pink,
"Anyways young Kurt here did the walk,"
Freddy continued for Kurt, nudging Jack at intervals just to make things even more embarrassing for him,
"swaying his hips as he walked up to the drinks machine, and get this gentleman young Jack was totally checking out his bum."
Jack was now strawberry red and chuckled along with the others before saying,
"Shut up. He has a nice bum okay?"
Kurt smirked and stood up to do the walk when he felt arms around his waist pulling him backwards, he giggled when he saw it was Blaine. Blaine glared at Jack comically as he wrapped his arms around Kurts waist pulling his boyfriend backwards onto the bed and saying possessively,
"Mine."
Everyone giggled at this and as if to prove his point Blaine leaned in and planted (what was intended to be a chaste kiss) on Kurt's lips. Not after long Kurt had deepened it and was soon straddling Blaine and moaning into his mouth as Blaine kissed back and rested his hands on his boyfriends gorgeous buttocks.
This left Jack and Freddy feeling rather awkward, then Freddy realised Jack was his boyfriend and stopping his boyfriend from interrupting Kurt and Blaine he leaned upwards and kissed Jack full on the lips.
After a short while, both couples were making out enthusiastically when...
"boys I- BOYS!"
Oh shit. Mrs Grateson was standing at the door and she looked pretty darn pissed off.
Blaine had honestly completely forgotten about the not dating while staying in the same room rule and now all four of them had earnt themselves another detention. Wonderful, just wonderful.
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Blaine Anderson: Kurt Hummel, Freddy Thompson, Jack Wysterville and myself are in deep shit.
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Kurt Hummel: You forgot? You just forgot? How appropriate! And now we have to put up with yet another detention with Mrs G. God knows what we're going to have to write this time! Oh curse you Blaine Anderson (Iloveyou x)
Blaine Anderson: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! You really think I would have forgotten on purpose when this is the result. I might just die in another detention with her but I suppose it can't be any worse than last time? At least you were fully clothed this time? (iloveyou too x)
Santana Lopez: Fully clothed? Wanky wanky! ;)
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Kurt Hummel: It is alarming how many sick minded friends I have...
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Kurt Hummel: It is also alarming how they don't seem to realise it as the people who liked that last comment were the exact subject of that statement.
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Jack Wysterville: Moving on... We're screwed! We're positively screwed! :(
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Freddy Thompson: Keep positive baby... We are SO screwed.
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Wesley Leung: If you guys don't make it out alive... (I assure you I would have the greatest sympathy if you didn't) Blaine, can I have your Red Vine collection?
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I hope you like that peoples.
Hopefully a lot more humour-full.
I enjoyed writing this and before I knew it, it was 5 pages ;)
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