Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers they belong to Hasbro I only own my character.

A/N: "// talking//" is the transformers own language.

"Shhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Em,em how do I turn it off? Shh! Stop making that racket! Please?!"

Shut up oh of course I'll be quiet while you squish me NOT!

"Shhh! I promise I'm not going to kill you!"

Oh thats just what the fox said to the hen just before he ate her! I've got to get out of here and get back to the others.

"Wait where are you going? Please don't run away?!"

Ha! Like I'll stay with the enemy, give me some credit I might look stupid and act stupid some of the time and well say stupid things, I'm not really giving a good impression of myself here am I? But I know the bad guys from the good guys any day.

"Just wait you over grown tin can, Ironhide is going to rip you to shreds when he gets his hands on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Haha that will sort him Ironhide is the most feared warrior ever! Okay maybe I'm just a little too chuffed with having old Hide as my guardian but can you blame me? I mean look at his cannons they are massive and he's not the weapons specialist for nothing you know.

Mini earthquake people don't panic! Oh wait the dude just jumped over my head to stand in front of me. Oh Mammy, Daddy help me now.

"You know Ironhide?"

Weird was that hope in his voice like he wanted to meet him? Why would the enemy be happy to meet an Autobot unless he wants to eat him? Or does he like like the old guy? EWWWW! I really don't want to continue down this train of thought at this particular point in time or today or the near future anyway, yuck.

"Yea and he's going to melt you into a big puddle of goo you over sized toaster!!!"

"He wouldn't do that to me because-"

"What? Because you're a better warrior than him or are you invincible or do you have flying evil monkeys that will rip his insides out and then continue to rule the world?"

"Flying monkeys they exist? Fascinating! Tell me more, where do they live? What are their eating habits? Are they able to communicate like yourselves?"

OOOOOOkay didn't think that he would take that seriously. Hmm he must be as stupid as Miles if he thinks flying monkeys are real.

"I'm not telling you anything! Just let me go!"

And then I made another attempt at running past him which he stopped with his annoyingly big body. Sigh.

"No. You are not getting away, you will accompany me to the Autobots right this second."

"You wish you evil robot!"

What happened to don't antagonize the big nasty looking robot eh? I really have to start listening to my own advice.

"There will be no arguing about-"

Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Hehehehehehehehehe the Calvary has arrived.

"What took you so long Hide? Honestly I could have been squished for all you know but instead you take your time getting here, typical of a man really."

"Step away from the human and state your designation and fraction solider."

Hehehe come on tell this nice big gun wielding semi tank toaster that you're a Decepticon and get your aft handed to you.

"Autobot Wheeljack Sir!"

And what was that little hand movement I swear it looked like a salute but I don't know, there's too much weirdness going on today I'm better off not knowing I think.

WAIT?! WHAT? Autobot? Oh that makes a lot of sense now the whole not squishing the human bit and being so interested when I mentioned Ironhide.

"It's good to see you 'Jack. Do you know if anyone else is on there way?"

"Well I can tell you that…."

I hate it when they do this they start speaking in English then they go off speaking their own language I forget what its called mind you. Its made up of different clicks and growls but its more complicated than that there's definite wording in there somewhere and its quite beautiful to listen to. I think I spent an hour listening to Optimus and Hatchet talking to each other in their language one day it was the best afternoon ever, you really need to listen to them to understand what I mean.

Okay I'm bored who wants to go now? Me? Okay lets find the others then.


"// Why didn't you wait in the crater and show your self in the first place 'Jack? It would have saved a lot of problems.//"

"// In the crater? I got the signal a week ago and the co-ordinates to come here Ironhide. It wasn't me that just landed.//"

"// WHAT?!!! When did you land?//"

"// Just over an Earth month ago.//"

"// Then that means who ever made that creator is still here. Slag it!//"


Where oh where are my friends? Pff some friends if they didn't come and see if I was alright when I was screaming.

"Jem is that you?"

"Kaela? Where are you I can't see a damn thing."

"Stay still I think I see yo- Oomph!"

"Found you Kaela."

"So what were you screaming at Jem?"

"Oh the new arrival Wheeljack, I think that's his name anyway. He gave me a fright."

"Ah cool. I'm just heading back to bed I can't keep my eyes open for much longer."

"Same here. Oh where are the guys."

"They're still looking at the hole in the ground if something makes a loud noise and goes on fire it amazes them."

"Hahahahah true."

Emm I think that we are truly lost now, I don't remember coming this far to go pee. Maybe we have gone in a circle.

"Hey Kaela I think that-"

What the hell is that light? Its blinding my eyes out honestly doesn't any one have any decency any more?

"Those are headlights Jem."

"Stupid idiots, they don't need their full beam on when they're driving they can blind other drivers on the road."

"Jem we aren't on the road or anywhere near it."

That's when the lights died out and we could see a deep blue car with a purple strip down the middle, well that's an odd colour scheme isn't it? Oh wait there's a logo or something in the middle I can't really tell what it is from here I better get a closer look at it.

"Jem don't go any further."

"Why not? The driver might be lost, he just needs some help."

"Think about it we are in the middle of nowhere with giant alien robots standing near a giant crater, where our allies have just landed, you do the math."

"He's a reporter?"

That's when the door opened and this kind of terminator looking thing got out but it was more, how can I put it he was more jumpy? Yea that sounds right and well more alien looking, and he didn't get out it was more liked jumped out.

"Jem."

"Yea.

"Run."

"Why?"

And the terminator slash kangaroo pulled out a gun from his arm. I think I've just answered my own question.

A/N: Hey people though I would post this one up since I haven't updated in a wee while. Please don't forget to review because I would love to hear what you think of my story and if any one has any ideas please share them or just send me a pm. Anyway any one guess who the bot could be? Please take your cupcake and I hope you enjoyed this chapter :D ttyl.