Disclaimer: I'm not Dan. So I did not create iCarly or its characters.
317-555-4321: I like you
317-555-1289: im glad ths lines r invisibl
317-555-4321: sam I like u
317-555-4321: hey sam
317-555-4321: sam guess what
317-555-1289: WHAT
317-555-4321: I like u a lot
317-555-1289: [1] carly is coming back and as soon as she comes back you are going to realize that
317-555-1289: [2] you really are in love with carly and then this entire two weeks will be a mystery
317-555-4321: thts not true
317-555-1289: Freddie I hv liked u 4 a long time
317-555-1289: but carly comes 1st
317-555-4321: how long?
317-555-1289: since we had our first kiss issue
317-555-4321: y didnt u say smthng
317-555-1289: well idk
317-555-1289: I didnt rly admit I liked u til the dance
317-555-4321: u didnt go to the dance
317-555-1289: I saw u n carly dancing the groovy smoothie whn I went hm
317-555-4321: y didnt u cm in
317-555-1289: u like carly
317-555-1289: not me
TO: Carly
FROM: Freddie
SUBJECT:
Carly, how would you really and honestly feel if I dated Sam? Would that bother you?
Freddie
TO: Freddie
FROM: Carly
SUBJECT:
Hypothetically?
Carly
TO: Carly
FROM: Gibby
SUBJECT:
Carly…
…people think I am dumb…
Gibby
TO: Freddie
FROM: Sam
SUBJECT:
I am sorry that I haven't even tried to tell you how I feel. I know that two years is a long time for feelings to build up and everything. But please don't ignore me. Carly comes back in two days and I wanted to spend one more day with you before she came back.
I am sorry. I can make us a three course meal of meat. I can make you a meat platter, too.
Sam
freddieB: hey there
cShay: I don't know how I feel about you dating Sam.
cShay: But that's because I don't know the truth about how everyone feels.
cShay: I don't even know how I feel.
freddieB: I won't share anything that isn't mine to share, but I think you should know.
freddieB: I really, really like Sam. A lot
freddieB: a lot a lot
cShay: that sounds like more than liking
cShay: like like liking
freddieB: …..like….loving?
cShay: …yes
cShay: …it sounds like loving
freddieB: how did this happen?
cShay: does sam know any of this?
freddieB: no
cShay: let me talk to her for a second
freddieB: that's a bad idea
cShay: sam we need to talk
mPuck: about?
cShay: Freddie
mPuck: we r not dating
cShay: do u like Freddie?
cShay: be honest
mPuck: Freddie is Freddie and that's all I've got to say on it
cShay: sam would u freak out if I said he really like u
cShay: a lot a lot a lot!
cShay: he likes u the way u like ham
mPuck: fine carly
mPuck: I have liked Freddie for 2 years
cShay: that's a time sam
cShay: that's really long
mPuck: I
cShay: does he know?
mPuck: I may have told him
cShay: and?
mPuck: hes ignoring me
cShay: WHAAAAAAT?
[ freddieB joins the conference ]
freddieB: I told u it wld go badly
cShay: ill show u badly!
freddieB: what?
mPuck: oh no
mPuck: this was a triangular prostetic disaster
freddieB: prosthetic?
cShay: YOU ARE IGNORING THE GIRL!
cShay: WHY ARE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOING THAT?
freddieB: im not ignoring
freddieB: im delaying my response…
mPuck: u r definitely ignoring me
freddieB: am not
mPuck: r 2
freddieB: NOT
mPuck: TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cShay: R 2 D 2 beep be boop
cShay: Freddie…you tell her
freddieB: thats not something u admit online….
mPuck: online is safer
freddieB: if u r going 2 hit me bc of what I say
freddieB: admitting it at all is a bad idea
cShay: TELL HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NOW
cShay: I'll bleat u
cShay: for a looooong time
mPuck: NO SHEEP NOISES
cShay: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
freddieB: fine
freddieB: sam
freddieB: I like you….a lot a lot
cShay: thats not the right "L" word
freddieB: sam
mPuck: yes?
freddieB: I …
[ mPuck has signed offline ]
[ mPuck has left the conference ]
cShay: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
freddieB: she doesnt want to hear it or see it or know it or feel it
freddieB: hobbit feet
cShay: I want you guys holding hands and kissing faces when I get home!
[ cShay has left the conference ]
freddieB: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?
