Disclaimer: I'm not Dan. So I did not create iCarly or its characters.


317-555-4321: I like you

317-555-1289: im glad ths lines r invisibl

317-555-4321: sam I like u

317-555-4321: hey sam

317-555-4321: sam guess what

317-555-1289: WHAT

317-555-4321: I like u a lot

317-555-1289: [1] carly is coming back and as soon as she comes back you are going to realize that

317-555-1289: [2] you really are in love with carly and then this entire two weeks will be a mystery

317-555-4321: thts not true

317-555-1289: Freddie I hv liked u 4 a long time

317-555-1289: but carly comes 1st

317-555-4321: how long?

317-555-1289: since we had our first kiss issue

317-555-4321: y didnt u say smthng

317-555-1289: well idk

317-555-1289: I didnt rly admit I liked u til the dance

317-555-4321: u didnt go to the dance

317-555-1289: I saw u n carly dancing the groovy smoothie whn I went hm

317-555-4321: y didnt u cm in

317-555-1289: u like carly

317-555-1289: not me


TO: Carly

FROM: Freddie

SUBJECT:

Carly, how would you really and honestly feel if I dated Sam? Would that bother you?

Freddie


TO: Freddie

FROM: Carly

SUBJECT:

Hypothetically?

Carly


TO: Carly

FROM: Gibby

SUBJECT:

Carly…

…people think I am dumb…

Gibby


TO: Freddie

FROM: Sam

SUBJECT:

I am sorry that I haven't even tried to tell you how I feel. I know that two years is a long time for feelings to build up and everything. But please don't ignore me. Carly comes back in two days and I wanted to spend one more day with you before she came back.

I am sorry. I can make us a three course meal of meat. I can make you a meat platter, too.

Sam


freddieB: hey there

cShay: I don't know how I feel about you dating Sam.

cShay: But that's because I don't know the truth about how everyone feels.

cShay: I don't even know how I feel.

freddieB: I won't share anything that isn't mine to share, but I think you should know.

freddieB: I really, really like Sam. A lot

freddieB: a lot a lot

cShay: that sounds like more than liking

cShay: like like liking

freddieB: …..like….loving?

cShay: …yes

cShay: …it sounds like loving

freddieB: how did this happen?

cShay: does sam know any of this?

freddieB: no

cShay: let me talk to her for a second

freddieB: that's a bad idea


cShay: sam we need to talk

mPuck: about?

cShay: Freddie

mPuck: we r not dating

cShay: do u like Freddie?

cShay: be honest

mPuck: Freddie is Freddie and that's all I've got to say on it

cShay: sam would u freak out if I said he really like u

cShay: a lot a lot a lot!

cShay: he likes u the way u like ham

mPuck: fine carly

mPuck: I have liked Freddie for 2 years

cShay: that's a time sam

cShay: that's really long

mPuck: I

cShay: does he know?

mPuck: I may have told him

cShay: and?

mPuck: hes ignoring me

cShay: WHAAAAAAT?

[ freddieB joins the conference ]

freddieB: I told u it wld go badly

cShay: ill show u badly!

freddieB: what?

mPuck: oh no

mPuck: this was a triangular prostetic disaster

freddieB: prosthetic?

cShay: YOU ARE IGNORING THE GIRL!

cShay: WHY ARE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOING THAT?

freddieB: im not ignoring

freddieB: im delaying my response…

mPuck: u r definitely ignoring me

freddieB: am not

mPuck: r 2

freddieB: NOT

mPuck: TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cShay: R 2 D 2 beep be boop

cShay: Freddie…you tell her

freddieB: thats not something u admit online….

mPuck: online is safer

freddieB: if u r going 2 hit me bc of what I say

freddieB: admitting it at all is a bad idea

cShay: TELL HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NOW

cShay: I'll bleat u

cShay: for a looooong time

mPuck: NO SHEEP NOISES

cShay: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

freddieB: fine

freddieB: sam

freddieB: I like you….a lot a lot

cShay: thats not the right "L" word

freddieB: sam

mPuck: yes?

freddieB: I …

[ mPuck has signed offline ]

[ mPuck has left the conference ]

cShay: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

freddieB: she doesnt want to hear it or see it or know it or feel it

freddieB: hobbit feet

cShay: I want you guys holding hands and kissing faces when I get home!

[ cShay has left the conference ]

freddieB: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?