England chuckled reading the note. Like he would listen to France's advice! And spam? Why would any future technology name itself after such a 'meat' product? He was too old to fall for that trick!

Nice try. Everyone fucking quotes Monty Python these days. It was funny the first 5000 times. I have other comedians you know!

Then starve
THE UNITED KINGDOM

England then braked for the kitchen. Starving made him hungry.