Yes Dean and Lorelai are Very OOC but I couldn't help myself. If you want me to write anything in particular for a Rory/Jess one-shot send me a request and I'll see what I can do. This is set during There's the Rub


"Hey you like hot sauce?" Jess asked Paris. She looked at him curiously,

"I don't know- should I?"

He nodded, "I think it wise."

Paris nodded and Rory got up to get napkins the same time as Jess moved to get the hot sauce. They slipped on the wet floor and went crashing to the ground, Jess landing on top of Rory. She squealed and Paris laughed and the two tried to untangle their limbs from the others'.

They were laughing so hard that they didn't hear the door creak open and Lorelai's voice fill the room.

"Hello! My precious baby daughter who if my mother asks just called me with a dangerously high fever and a –OH My God!" she screamed as she took in the sight before her.

The James Dean wannabe was lying on the kitchen floor on top of her daughter who was red in the face and panting. It was because they had been laughing so hard moments before but to the untrained eye…

"What the HELL is going on in here Lorelai Leigh Gilmore!" Lorelai yelled, not noticing Paris sitting at the kitchen table with a French fry half-way to her mouth.

"Mum! Hi! Jess was dropping off food because food is good and yummy and it fills my tummy and oh great I'm rambling and rhyming so there's no way you're going to- hey Paris will tell you that nothing happened because she was here all night and-" she stopped suddenly as Jess put a finger to her lips.

Lorelai just stared as the two got up off the floor, Rory blushing and Jess trying very hard not to smirk.

"Okay, I am calm. I am in a good mood because I actually managed to have a decent time alone from my mother tonight so I'm going to listen to this story but if I don't like it I will tear Jess's head off his shoulders are we clear?" she asked.

The three of them nodded and Rory recapped the story to her mother. The laundry, Paris, Jess, Food, French Fries and the Wet Floor. Paris backed Rory up on everything so Lorelai let the matter drop.

She turned to Jess, "Okay, you brought my daughter food and Luke will never serve me coffee again if I kill you but if I ever see you and my daughter in a position like that again- screw coffee because I will be forced to kill you. Got it?"

Jess saluted her mockingly and Lorelai looked at the food on the table.

"So… anything there that will actually have carbs in it?"

Rory nodded and they sat at the table together, Rory stifling a horrified gasp when her mother told her about the lack of caffeinate beverages at the spa.

"Oh and don't forget, if mum calls, tell her you're sick okay?" Lorelai asked, stuffing Fries into her mouth.

The door creaked open and Dean walked through, obviously trying to surprise Rory while her mum was out of town.

"Hey Rory, I figured since Lorelai was out of town we could…" he trailed off when he saw Lorelai, Rory, Paris and Jess sitting at the kitchen table eating.

"What the hell are you doing here Jess?" Dean spat.

"Eating duh!" he said, sliding another slice of pie onto his plate.

Dean just looked at Rory, "You said Lorelai was out of town and you wanted the night alone Rory! Why did you lie?"

"I didn't…" she began but Dean cut her off.

"You know what! I can't do this anymore!"

He threw his hands up in the air from his pockets and something dropped onto the ground.

Lorelai stared at it, "Well it's good because if that wrapper contains what I think it does, you won't be doing anything anymore!"

Jess fought back laughter as he realized what was on the ground. Rory had turned pale and Paris was just staring at it.

Dean looked down and saw what it was, "Lorelai I can explain!"

"I sure as hell hope you can explain why you showed up at my house with a condom in your pocket!" she shouted.

Dean looked backwards and forwards between the packet on the floor and Lorelai before sprinting out the door.

"Uhm, I, uhm- he-with-me? And why… how?" was all Rory managed to say as Lorelai picked up the packet and looked at it.

"Teh- extra large! What an ego! I swear if I find him I'll…" she paused and an evil grin slid across her face, "I'll tell Luke."

Jess almost smiled, he stood up, "Well I have to get back to the diner."

Lorelai nodded and smiled slightly. Paris shifted and got up.

"I have to go to. I'm probably going to have an allergic reaction to something soon so it's better if I'm at home for it. Thanks for letting me stay Rory, Ms. Gilmore." She walked out the front door and Jess followed her out.

Lorelai turned to Rory, "So, you wanna talk about it?"

Rory just shook her head, "I think we were drifting apart anyway. Besides, after the incident with… that," she gestured to the package in Lorelai's hand, "I doubt I'll be seeing him soon."

Her mum nodded and threw the package into the trash.

Rory walked into her room and saw Jess sitting on the window sill.

'So… you broken up with Dean?" he asked casually.

"Yeah, I'm broken up with Dean." She answered.

"Think your mum can live without a decent cup of coffee for the rest of her life?" he asked, stepping inside her room.

"No, she wouldn't last a day."

Jess grinned, "Good then," he pulled her head up and kissed her, "Guess I might survive. But if I don't- I better make the most of it hey?"

Rory laughed and pulled him in for another kiss.


A/N- Reviews are loved!