Author's Note: I'm VERY VERY SORRY for not updating this fanfic. So forgive me...
Also, WARNING to all of readers! This oneshot contains a vulgar word, so read it at your own risk.
And lastly, this oneshot is inspired by Triple H and Vince McMahon from World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE). Note that this oneshot is an AU (Alternate Universe).
"I can't believe you hate animals, Dex," Raven said to her boyfriend randomly.
"Huh?" Dexter said in confusion.
Dexter and Raven had lunch together in the castleteria. And so was everyone. In other words, they had a lunch date at noon.
"I said I can't believe you hate animals," she said.
"What? What do you mean I hate animals?" he asked as his eyes widened. "Why would I hate animals?"
"Well, I heard the rumors from someone but the people in the village," she replied. "They said 'Dexter Charming hates animals'."
"That's ridiculous! That's a lie, Rae."
"No, Dex. Maybe that's true, but they said the reason why you hate animals because animals are the worst creatures for you."
"I didn't say something like that. And that's a joke!" Dexter said in a mild anger tone.
"That isn't a joke. But I'm serious what I said," Raven frowned.
"No, I don't hate animals, Raven. Seriously, I love animals… Everyone including us loves animals, right?"
"Yes, but except you, Dexter. You are the only one who hates animals."
Feeling incredibly annoying, he gritted his teeth so hard in anger.
"I told you I don't hate animals, I love animals, Raven!" he blurted out very furiously before standing up in front of his girlfriend.
Now the students in the castleteria were staring at Dexter and Raven. They were confused what was going on with the couple.
"Don't lie to me, Dexter. You hate animals. Just the way you are, you hate animals!" she said loudly, then standing up in front of him and crossing her arms.
Just then everyone except Dexter and Raven gasped in disbelief for what they heard.
"But I told you. I love animals!" he exclaimed.
"No, Dex. You hate dogs…"
"I don't hate dogs. I love do-"
"You hate cats…" she interrupted him.
"No, I love cats-"
"You hate horses…"
"I don't hate horses. I love hor-"
"You hate birds…"
"I love birds!" he argued angrily.
"You hate goats…" she continued.
"I don't hate go-"
"You hate chickens…"
"I don't hate chickens. I love chicke-"
"You hate cocks…"
"I don't hate cocks. I love coc-"
Dexter suddenly interrupted himself as he just kept opening his mouth with the realization then slowly closed his mouth, and even he heard the gasps from everyone.
Then he realized 'cock' word wasn't as in the male chicken, but cock as in the vulgar word.
Looking around, he saw them dropping their own jaws in disbelief. But he couldn't believe what he just said like that. Not to mention Raven was smirking evilly at him.
"How dare you, Raven?" he said softly, glaring at her. "You humiliate me!"
Ignoring his question, she said after sighing, "Everyone…"
But then…
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… "…DEXTER CHARMING LOVES COCKS!" she screamed excitedly.
Just then he heard the ooh's and gay-like screech from them inside the castleteria.
"You love cocks! You love cocks! You love cocks! You love cocks…" everyone including Raven chanted while clapping three times in every chanted phrase for Dexter to make him get even more embarrassed.
In truth, the rumor what Raven mentioned to him wasn't actually true, but just made by Raven herself to make fun of her own boyfriend. And yes, everyone including Dexter himself loved animals. But she just said that he hated animals randomly. Not to mention the cock as in the vulgar word.
Still keep chanting from everyone for him, he ran away without saying any words to keep away from the embarrassment.
Author's Note: Oh boy! I can't believe that Raven humiliated her own boyfriend in front of everyone. LOL! And TAKE NOTE... Be careful for 'a one word' with different definitions. XD
So readers, DON'T you dare to ask me what the definition of cock is. Just look up in the dictionary yourself.
Anyway, PLEASE LEAVE YOUR REVIEWS for this oneshot. Thank you... :-)
Also, watch the video 'Vince confesses "I love cocks"' on this youtube link (WARNING!): watch?v=LZMmiGx0wRI
PS: More oneshots coming soon, SO STAY TUNED! ;-)
