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Disclaimer: I don't own Punk, Jeri, Jay, Adam, Cody, Ted, or other WWE Talent. I only own my OC's
Warnings: slash, mpreg, cross-dressing, possible OOC
Rated: M


Phil had a fussy Alannah in his arm as he wandered around backstage trying to find Cody. Her diaper bag hit his hip every time he took a step. It was starting to piss him off.

"Alannah, I really hate your diaper bag right now," Phil grunted. She responded with a whine. "I hope you behave for Cody tonight. I'd be pretty embarrassed if you were a pain in the ass."

Phil didn't understand why Alannah was fussy lately. He had tried absolutely everything to make her happy these past few days, but nothing soothed her or made her stop fussing. It was like having a newborn again.

"Where the fuck is that little twink?" Phil muttered quietly to himself. Not three seconds after he said that, he stumbled upon the locker room where Cody was sitting in. He was looking at himself in a floor-length mirror and murmuring to himself. Phil slowly knocked on the open door and Cody turned around quickly. He beamed when he saw the fussy baby in his arms.

"Yay! I get to watch her 'til the show is over, right?" Cody asked excitedly. Phil nodded and handed the baby over before dropping the diaper bag onto the floor with a frustrated sigh.

"She's being whiny lately. I don't really know why, so you're gonna have to listen to her, I guess. Thanks for watching her."

"Thank you for letting me," Cody said with another smile. He held the baby close to his chest while he placed kisses all over her slightly-bald head. "See you in a couple of hours!"

Phil grunted in response before walking off to his locker room. He wasn't scheduled to go out to the ring until the end of the show, although he hadn't told Cody this. He figured Cody wouldn't give a shit, and he really needed some time away from Alannah's constant fussing. He didn't understand why his patience with his daughter was cut so short, as it was usually the longest out of anyone else he knew. He sighed and sat down on the loveseat in his locker room to try relaxing himself. After half an hour of lying on the soft couch, he felt much more relaxed. He went over to the floor-length mirror to make sure he had all of his wrestling attire on. He hadn't put his shirt on yet, as it was warm backstage, but other than that he had everything else on. He threw on his "In Punk We Trust" t-shirt and went out towards the bench behind the curtain. Bored out of his fucking mind, he figured this would distract him some.

Big Show was in the ring complaining, yet again, about John Cena and the loss of his iron-clad contract. Phil rolled his eyes and lay down on the bench tiredly. He remained like that until a stagehand tapped his shoulder and told him he was on next. He was scheduled to fight Daniel Bryan and Kane, again, up next. Fighting those two was seriously getting old and boring, especially since the insane AJ Lee kept interrupting the match every single time. He confronted Creative about it once and received hell for it, so he shut his mouth and continued doing what he was told. Daniel was behind the curtain first, with Kane right behind him. Phil remained on the bench.

Daniel's theme song went off, and he ran through the curtain. He immediately started chanting "YES!" over and over again, per usual. Once he was in the ring, Kane's pyro went off and he stepped through the curtain. After he took off his outer mask in the ring, a static noise went off. Phil stood up and burst through the curtain to many screaming fans saying his name. He circled the ground with his finger and screamed his usual intro-phrase before he ran into the ring. He tossed his shirt to some fan in the audience and the bell went off, signaling the start of the match.

He and Daniel immediately rushed over to Kane and started throwing punches at him. Once they had him bending over, Phil threw a high-kick at Daniel, which sent him to the ground holding his head. Kane stood back up and threw Phil around a few times, leaving him on the ground panting. His earlier frustration rushed back into his body, and he jumped up with pure adrenaline surging through his veins and started beating the shit out of his two opponents. He was scheduled to win, anyway, so at least he wasn't breaking kayfabe. Once he had Kane rolled out of the ring, he gave a suplex to Daniel and locked him in an Anaconda Vise. He immediately tapped out, and the bell went off. Phil pointed towards the crowd a few times before he made his way backstage yet again.

A random stagehand tossed him a towel. He used it to wipe the sweat off of his body as he quietly made his way to Cody's locker room.

"Quit your fussing, baby girl, Mommy's here!"

Phil stopped right outside of the door and looked on in complete surprise at the sight before him. Cody had changed from the t-shirt and jeans he wore earlier in favor of a form-fitting, extremely short pink dress. He had a bow clipped to his short hair somehow and he was walking with ease in white platform heels. The red on his lips was nearly blindingly bright. He strode over to where Alannah was fussing on the ground on top of a blanket that Phil didn't recognize and scooped her into his arms. Phil's surprise instantly turned into hilarity, and he burst out laughing so hard he had to bend at the waist and clutch his stomach. He heard a squeak of surprise from Cody and the sound of the heels being thrown across the room. Phil finally stood back up and wiped the tears from his eyes to find Cody holding Alannah. His cheeks were the color of his lips.

"Having fun?" Phil snorted. Cody frowned and blushed a deeper shade of red.

"Are you going to stare at me all night or are you planning on leaving sometime soon?" Cody muttered, embarrassed. Phil choked back another bout of hysterical laughter as he reached for Alannah and held her in his arms. He let himself into the room and grabbed her diaper bag.

"Thanks for watching her, Miss," Phil snickered. He walked past Cody and paused in the doorway. "Will you watch her next week if Jay isn't back?"

"Yes," Cody murmured. He kept his gaze down. "Bye."

Phil nodded in his direction before racing off down the hall and to his locker room. Once the door was shut, he burst out laughing once again. He collapsed onto the ground and shook with laughter for what had to be at least fifteen minutes. He finally stood up and wiped his eyes, ignoring the strained feeling in his abdominal muscles. Alannah sat on the ground and chewed on her fingers.

"Let me pack this shit up, Alannah, and then we can go back to the hotel."

Phil first stripped himself of all his clothes and looked through his bag for his street clothes. He felt Alannah's eyes on him as he did so. Why wasn't this embarrassing if her watching him and Chris fuck was? He was nude in both situations. Shaking his head, he pulled a pair of clean boxers out and stepped into them. Alannah started crying before he could dress himself further.

"Okay, let's see what the damage is," Phil muttered. He scooped Alannah into his arms. "Cody's elevator doesn't go all the way to the top, if you know what I mean. He probably fed you a bottle of water instead of formula."

Phil grabbed a bottle from her diaper bag and stuck it in her mouth. She sucked on it for a few moments before spitting it out and continuing her cries. Phil offered her the nipple again, but she refused.

"I guess he fed you correctly," Phil murmured under his breath. "Maybe he went to change your diaper and used the dirty one over again?"

Phil set her on her back on top of the couch and opened her diaper. It was dry.

"Okay, that's weird," Phil commented. He secured the diaper again and snapped the buttons on her onesie. She rolled over and crawled over to him before stopping in his lap, where she sat again. She looked at him with her beautiful blue eyes and, maintaining eye contact, kept crying. Phil felt his heart tighten. His daughter was crying and he didn't know how to make her feel better!

That's when Phil noticed it. When Alannah had her mouth open, he saw a tiny white object. Her first tooth had begun tearing through her bottom gums!

"You're…teething?" Phil asked nobody in particular in disbelief. He grabbed a textured teething ring from her diaper bag and handed it to her. She paused her crying as she took it in her hand and put it in her mouth. She brightened as the object hit her budding tooth and smiled around the ring. Phil returned the gesture.

"Baby, Papa is gonna be so proud that your first tooth is coming in!" Phil exclaimed happily. He moved her to the ground to continue chewing on the ring while he finished dressing and stuffing his shit into his bag. He slung that and her diaper bag over his shoulders before taking her and sitting her on the couch once more. He wrapped her in a blanket so the wind wouldn't nip at her arms and held her against his chest. She chewed on the ring while he took them outside. Taxis flooded the street in the busy New York streets. He waved one down with his free hand and gave the directions to the hotel they were staying at. Clutching Alannah tightly to his chest, he strapped his seatbelt on and held her protectively throughout the car ride. They finally arrived outside of the hotel, and Phil handed the driver a fifty before getting out and going inside.

"Papa," Phil called loudly from outside of the door. He kicked it a few times in case Chris didn't hear him call his name. The door opened shortly afterwards. "You're not going to believe it, baby. I found out why Alannah's been so fussy these past few days."

"Is she sick?" Chris asked worriedly. Phil shook his head and let the bags drop to the floor. He pulled the ring from Alannah's grasp gently. She started crying again, and Phil ushered Chris over. He noticed the tiny piece of tooth coming through almost immediately.

"Your first tooth, Alannah!" Chris exclaimed with joy. He quickly pulled his iPhone out and took a few pictures of Alannah rapidly until he got one that was clear. "Give her the ring back, now, Phil. Her mouth is probably on fire."

Phil handed the ring back to Alannah and she stopped crying once she was chewing on it again. He handed her to Chris and searched through her diaper bag for a gel-filled teething ring. Once he had one, he popped it into the hotel room's freezer and shut the door.

"Once that's nice and cold, that will feel nice on her sprouting tooth," Phil explained after Chris gave him an odd look. Phil sat down on the bed and watched as Chris set Alannah on her back and stripped her of her clothes. He expertly changed her diaper, which now contained urine. Afterwards, he slid her into a pair of adorable footy pajamas that would easily keep her warm throughout the night. She kicked her legs, which looked even more adorable covered in the pajamas. Chris and Phil simultaneously cooed at her, before turning to each other and laughing.

"I'll put her to bed," Phil said. He picked up his daughter and rocked her slowly while murmuring soothing words and noises to her. Once she was calm, he set her in the playpen and she fell asleep pretty soon afterwards. Phil joined Chris on the bed.

"Have you heard anything from Adam or Jay?" Phil asked. Chris shook his head.

"They're probably so tired they don't even know they have cell phones," Chris chuckled.

Phil's expression instantly turned into one of slight sadness. "Chris, baby, Alannah's growing up so fast."

"I know. She's so beautiful," Chris commented, placing a hand on Phil's thigh.

"I don't want her to grow up," Phil pouted. "I want her to be my little baby forever."

"Aw, baby," Chris murmured. He kissed Phil slowly and lovingly and, surprisingly, didn't take it further. "She'll still be our little baby no matter how old she gets."

"It won't feel like it when she's screaming at us because we won't let her go out with her boyfriend alone," Phil muttered.

"That's like, thirty years away."

Phil laughed. His spirits instantly lifted, he leaned in and kissed Chris again. "Okay, now that I'm in a good mood again, I have got to tell you about Cody today…"


A/N: lmfao, I'm sorry Cody. I love making you such an innocent little weirdo. xD One chapter left (if I don't change my mind)! Hope you enjoyed this one. Please Review! :D