All for the Love of Maple Syrup

Third Semester - Part 2

Text message

To: Elizaveta
From: Kiku
Ludwig called Feliciano today. It looks like they're making good progress.
September 22, 2011 - 9:16 pm · Reply

To: Kiku
From: Elizaveta
Already? I thought for sure that it would take longer. I've been so busy lately that I never got around to casually bringing up Feliciano in conversation.
9:18 pm · Reply

To: Elizaveta
From: Kiku
According to Feliciano, Gilbert hasn't been feeling well and he needed to get Matthew's phone number to see if he could help.
9:19 pm · Reply

To: Kiku
From: Elizaveta
Well that's a good start. I hope nothing too bad happened when Ludwig called.
9:20 pm · Reply

To: Elizaveta
From: Kiku
I didn't ask. Feliciano looked happy about it and I didn't hear much yelling, so I suppose it went well.
9:22 pm · Reply

To: Kiku
From: Elizaveta
Excellent
9:23 pm · Reply

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It took Matthew a while, but with a little help from Yong Soo he got everything set up properly. Once he made it absolutely clear that he would hang out with him as a thank you for helping him out, Matthew was able to shoo the teenager from his room. He then sat at his desk and waited for Ludwig to log on.

He nervously flicked one of the pencils on his desk and watched it spin around. He wasn't sure what to expect from Gilbert. They'd never gone without speaking for so long - except for maybe the previous semester when they both agreed to try only communicating with handwritten letters. But at least then Gilbert didn't think he was ignoring him or anything!

Matthew groaned and leaned back in his chair. "I can't believe this! How could I have not noticed?"

A strange sound from his computer caught his attention and he sat up properly in time to see the blurry image of the Beilschmidt kitchen. Ludwig must have been in the process of moving the laptop to wherever Gilbert was moping because the picture didn't clear up for another minute.

The pencil Matthew had spun chose that moment to roll right off the desk. The Canadian bent down to pick it up and by the time he'd straightened up again Ludwig had set the laptop on a table in the living room and turned it to face Gilbert.

At least, Matthew assumed it was Gilbert and not a breathing mass of blankets. He couldn't help but smile at the twittering flock of birds hopping all over the couch

Ludwig cleared his throat. "Gilbert, there's someone who wants to talk to you."

"I don't care."

"I think you do."

Matthew had an idea. He located his new cell phone and quickly typed up a message, which he sent to Gilbert. He waited a few seconds and then he could hear Gilbert's phone chime. The pile of blankets rustled briefly and he assumed his friend was checking the message. It didn't take long before the albino shoved off the covers, upsetting all of the birds, and nearly fell off the couch in his haste to roll over to look at the laptop.

"Matt!" Gilbert exclaimed hoarsely.

"Gil, I-" The words got caught in Matthew's throat. He swallowed thickly and tried again. "I'm so sorry. I didn't mean for this to happen. It's just - oh, maple, things have been crazy down here. And then Al lost my phone and I had to get a new one and I figured, why not get a new number so that one creepy old lady can't call me anymore…"

Gilbert said nothing. He stared at the computer screen without a hint of joy on his features.

Matthew looked down. "I should have realized sooner… I should have listened to Alfred. I didn't realize how long it'd been since we last talked." He paused to rub at his eyes.

"Birdie, don't start crying."

Matthew looked up at the screen in time to see his friend sit up straight, once again disturbing all of the birds. They quickly alighted on their favorite person, with Gilbird taking his customary place nestled in silvery-white hair. "I'm not going to cry. Hoser," he tacked onto the end.

Gilbert grinned.

Just like that, everything went back to normal between them. Something as simple as not talking for a whole month wasn't enough to even bruise a friendship that had been built over years and years.

They talked for hours into the night, telling one another what they'd been doing and what silly or strange things their brothers had been up to. At one point during their conversation, both Americat and Catada decided Matthew's keyboard was the perfect place to sleep. Gilbert laughed uproariously as he watched his friend struggle to get the two of them to behave, only to end up with one of them curled up on his lap and the other stretched out in his arms.

"See what I have to deal with?" Matthew asked, trying to shift Americat so he had at least one arm free. "Al shuts them out of his room because they try to sleep on his face. So then I have to deal with them. I mean, at least they just curl up next to me all night and don't decide they want to pounce on my feet every time I move, but that doesn't mean it's not annoying."

Gilbert laughed. "That's why I had to get a bigger cage for the birds. They kept getting up under the blankets while I was sleeping and I was afraid I'd roll over and crush them. So get a cage or lock them out or something."

Matthew sighed heavily. "We tried that. They either waited outside my door, pawing at it and meowing all night or threw a fit in the cage. This is exactly why I didn't want to keep them."

"Too late now," Gilbert said. "They've bonded with you. I'm pretty sure you're stuck with them now. Oh man, this means you're going to have to bring them home with you, doesn't it?"

"Fuck that," Matthew said bluntly. "Al can keep them here."

"I dunno, Birdie. They look pretty cozy."

"I'm not bringing the cats home, Gil."

Matthew quickly changed the subject after that, asking Gilbert what he was planning to do with the birds or if he was just going to keep all of them. The albino happily dove into the conversation, talking about how he was planning on leading all of them outside in the next few days to see how they liked it. Though he said he wouldn't be sad if any of them flew away, Matthew knew he'd be upset about it.

After that they discussed plans for the upcoming holidays. Matthew knew Al would try to drag him into some strange costume group for Halloween and was already making plans to counteract it. (Mostly by deciding what he was going to dress as ahead of time. He'd been a Mountie the year before, so he couldn't do that again. It'd been a while since he'd gone as a hockey player, so he figured he'd do that.) Gilbert mentioned wanting to do something awesome with Elizaveta like they did the year before, but he wasn't sure exactly what yet.

"We'll be driving back up for Christmas, of course," Matthew said. "Dad was hoping we'd stay here this year, but we convinced him to celebrate it early. I think we agreed to combine it with America's Thanksgiving. It's a bit weird, but whatever works."

"As long as you're coming home," said Gilbert. "Hey, d'you think you can leave Alfred behind this year? You know, as fun as it was to get locked on the roof in the snow for ten minutes, I'd rather not do it again."

Matthew chuckled. "Well, I did warn you not to challenge him to a game of truth or dare, but you didn't listen. To Al there's no worse punishment than being stuck out in the snow."

"Yeah, I noticed. Hey, how about instead of bringing Alfred with you, you bring up Feliciano instead. I think Luddy would like that," Gilbert said, only half joking.

"I think Lovino would kill me if I tried," Matthew replied. Were the time not inching close to two in the morning, he would've felt more alarmed by how true that statement was. He wasn't sure what was keeping him awake at that point, but he wasn't about to go to sleep when he was talking to Gilbert after so long. "I don't think their grandfather would appreciate it either. Sorry, Gil, but Al's coming up with me."

Gilbert snapped his fingers. "Damn. It was worth a shot. Well, we'll just have to figure out something awesome to do instead. Something Veta can do with us. She's been complaining since summer that we keep leaving her out of plans. But no matter what, we've gotta have a massive snowball fight this year. You invite all of your friends and I'll drag Luddy out of the house and umm, I guess I'll see if our new neighbour wants to join us. He's pretty cool."

"New neighbour?" Matthew asked, unable to recall hearing anything about someone moving in. His mom usually mentioned things like that in her letters. "When did that happen?"

"A week or so ago, I guess," Gilbert said with a shrug. "I met him when I was helping Luddy walk the dogs. He moved here all the way from India, so being the awesome person that I am, I promised to show him around once he gets settled in."

Matthew yawned and idly stroked the top of Americat's head. "Well at least you have something fun to do. I've got one project due this week and two more due next week. I'd be finished with one of them if everyone around here would stop trying to drag me off to have fun. I just don't have time right now."

"You shouldn't overwork yourself so much."

"I know, I know. I just wanted to take as many classes as I could this semester so that when Spring rolls around I'll be able to finish up down here and transfer to finish my last two years at home." Matthew paused for a few seconds. "I'll miss it here, but I'm looking forward to going home a lot more."

"It's not like it's so far away that you'll never get to visit your brother," Gilbert reminded him. "Hell, if it weren't for my classes then I'd be down there every other weekend."

Matthew didn't doubt it.

Americat purred loudly and stretched out his front paws to smack Matthew on the cheek.

Gilbert snickered. "Guess that's his way of telling you to stop talking so he can sleep."

Matthew rolled his eyes and removed the paw from his face. "It is getting late. Why don't we do this again tomorrow? You can keep me company and laugh at me while I try to finish this stupid world history thing."

"Sounds good, Birdie. How about around one tomorrow? I should be done with my morning classes by then. I won't have to head back out until six or so," said Gilbert.

Matthew thought for a moment and then nodded. "That should be good. I hate to think what I'll owe Yong Soo for the continuing use of his camera though. I'm not sure how many K-drama nights I can sit through."

"You should get one of your own," Gilbert suggested.

"I'll look into it," promised Matthew.

The two talked for a few more minutes and then said their goodbyes. Matthew struggled to remove the kittens from his lap before he was finally able to crawl into bed. Just before he drifted off to sleep, the two joined him and curled up next to his side.

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Facebook

Jack Stevens to Matthew Williams
Have any plans for Christmas? Kiwi's flying out to join me and Sheila this year and we were wondering if you want to come too
September 23, 2011 - 5:52 pm · Comment · Like

Kiwi Shepfield to Alfred F. Jones
Come to Australia for Christmas.
September 23, 2011 - 6:23 pm · Comment · Like
Alfred F. Jones: Do you get snow down there?
6:34 pm via Mobile Web · Like
Kiwi Shepfield: Nope
6:43 pm · Like
Alfred F. Jones: Sweet! I'll try to convince Mattie!
6:45 pm · Like

Gilbert Beilschmidt to Jack Stevens
Stop trying to steal Birdie away. He's coming home for Christmas and we're going to have a fucking awesome snowball fight.
September 23, 2011 - 6:54 pm · Comment · Like
Jack Stevens: Not if he comes to Australia. We'll build snowmen out of sand and grill up some food. It'll be great! And not cold
7:28 pm · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Matt likes the cold.
7:30 pm · Like
Jack Stevens: He can play in the snow any time. Besides, he's only visited me once and it was when I was three. Doesn't count.
7:32 pm · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: He already said he's coming home. Told me last night.
7:35 pm · Like
Jack Stevens: You're invited too, you know.
7:37 pm · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: It would be interesting to have a non-snowy Christmas….
7:48 pm · Like
Matthew Williams: Sorry, Jack. We're not going to Australia this Christmas. Maybe next year, if that's okay.
7:54 pm · Like
Jack Stevens: I'll hold you to that.
7:56 pm · Like

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Text message

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
I wanna go 2 Australia for x-mas. Can we?
September 23, 2011 - 8:10 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
I've already told mom and Gilbert that we're going back home for Christmas. And we don't have the money to fly out to Australia. Not this year.
8:12 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
But they don't get snow!
8:13 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
I know, Al. If Jack still wants us to visit next year, then we can do it then. He didn't give us enough warning.
8:16 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Boooooo
8:17 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
Why are you texting me? You're just in the next room!
8:20 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Cuz every time I go in 2 talk 2 u, u throw shit at me. Not going in there anymore
8:22 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
That's because you keep coming in to ask stupid questions.
8:23 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Hey, those are totally legit questions.
8:24 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
I don't care what you think, asking me my opinion on whether or not the green lantern movie was good or not isn't a legit question when I'm doing homework.
8:26 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
I needed help proving to Artie that I'm right!
8:27 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
The answer is "not good" by the way.
8:27 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
Not all of us are comic book geeks.
8:30 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Ur missing out
8:31 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
Look, I've really got to get this done. Can't you talk to Arthur or Kiku about this instead?
8:33 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
K
8:33 pm · Reply

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Facebook

Im Yong Soo getting ready for a day of fun with Matthew Williams!
September 24, 2011 - 9:13 am · Comment · Like
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: You should come upstairs later! I'm planning on making some churros for Lovino, but I always make too many and can't eat them all.
9:46 am · Like
Im Yong Soo: Sounds great! Message one of us when they're done!
9:48 am via Mobile Web · Like
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: Will do!
9:50 am · Like

Scotty Kirkland to Alfred F. Jones
I don't know if Arthur mentioned it, but we're getting a group together to go bowling tonight. Want to join us?
September 24, 2011 - 10:23 am · Comment · Like
Alfred F. Jones: Sure! Sounds like loads of fun!
10:30 am · Like

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Text message

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Bro
September 24, 2011 - 11:16 am · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Where u at bro?
11:20 am · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
Watching K-drama's with Yong Soo. Is something wrong?
11:22 am · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Nope. Just wanted to know where ur at cuz I couldn't find you
11:25 am · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
Well now you know. Is that all? I'll be over here until tomorrow.
11:26 am · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
That's cool. I'm going out to do some bowling tonight. You guys could come too.
11:27 am · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
We're going to hang out here for the night. But thanks for the invite.
11:33 am · Reply

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To: Matvey
From: Ivan
Are you doing anything tonight?
2:29 pm · Reply

To: Ivan
From: Matthew
I'm spending the day with Yong Soo, remember? As a 'thank you' for letting me use his webcam to talk to Gil.
2:38 pm · Reply

To: Matvey
From: Ivan
What about tomorrow?
2:39 pm · Reply

To: Ivan
From: Matthew
I wanted to finish one of my two remaining projects tomorrow. It shouldn't take me more than a few hours though. I'll let you know when I finish.
2:42 pm · Reply

To: Matvey
From: Ivan
Okay. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
2:45 pm · Reply

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Facebook

Gilbert Beilschmidt Taking the birds outside today!
September 25, 2011 - 10:16 am · Comment · Like
[Ludwig Beilschmidt likes this]
Laura Peeters: Sounds like fun! Can I come over and watch their first journey outside?
10:43 am · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Sure! I'm gonna set them loose around noon, but if you want to come over before then, you can.
10:47 am · Like
Laura Peeters: I'll be over in 30 minutes
10:48 am · Like

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Text message

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Birtilda and the babies flew away…
September 26, 2011 - 3:17 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
I'm sorry to hear that. I know you liked having them around.
3:20 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Yeah. I think Gilbird's the most upset. And Luddy's pretending like he's unhappy about this. He's not doing a very good job.
3:22 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Well, you did torment him with them from the moment they hatched. Now he can clean the house without worrying about stepping on one of them.
3:25 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
I guess.
3:26 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
So what are you doing today?
3:29 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Don't get upset and don't tell Alfred. Or Lars. Or anybody else.
3:32 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Why would I get upset? What, did you decide to go hang out with someone instead of working on that project like you told me you were doing?
3:34 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Not exactly. I got that one finished a while ago so now all I have to worry about is my usual homework. And dealing with whatever Al gets into. Work too.
3:36 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Alright alright. So what are you doing?
3:37 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Ivan asked me on a date. So I'm getting ready for that.
3:39 pm · Reply

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It took precisely thirty seconds for Gilbert to receive the message, read it, and call Matthew. He rapidly tapped his foot on the floor while waiting for his friend to answer. He wasn't entirely sure what he was going to say or why the thought of Matthew and Ivan going on a date bothered him so much, but he needed to hear his friend's voice. He had to be sure it wasn't Alfred or anyone else trying to play a horrible joke.

"Gil?"

"You're just kidding, right?" Gilbert asked straightaway. "Or you misunderstood him or something. You're not really going on a date with him, are you?"

Matthew sighed heavily. "It really is a date. I know you and Ivan don't get along very well, but I like him."

"That doesn't mean you have to go on a date with him!" Gilbert shouted.

"Gil…"

Gilbert huffed and flopped back against the couch. "Couldn't you date a cute girl instead? Like Braginski's sister. She's hot." He could just imagine his friend rolling his eyes.

"Katyusha's sweet, but I don't like her like that. Look, it's just a date. It's not that big of a deal." Matthew paused for a moment. "Don't tell anyone, okay? Not mom, not Ludwig, and definitely not Elizaveta. I don't want to make a big deal about this."

Gilbert calmed down a little bit when he realized something. "So I'm the only other person who knows?"

"Katyusha might know. But you're the only person I've told."

He still wasn't happy about the situation, but it was somewhat gratifying to know that he was the only person Matthew trusted to tell. Part of his mind whispered that it didn't matter who Matthew dated, so long as he was happy. Unfortunately, the larger, louder part of his mind drowned it out with cries that his friend would be happier with someone who wasn't Ivan. Someone like… Well, Gilbert wasn't sure. He'd think of someone later. All he wanted to do at that moment was talk to Matthew while he had the chance. If he made him run late for his date, then that was a bonus.

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Text Message

To: Artie
From: Alfred
I've got a great idea for Halloween!
September 27, 2011 - 11:43 am · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Arthur
Shouldn't you be in class right now?
11:46 am · Reply

To: Artie
From: Alfred
I am. But that doesn't matter. Me and Kiku came up with something perfect 4 Halloween. You gotta do it with us!
11:49 am · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Arthur
Pay attention in class. We'll talk about this later
11:50 am · Reply

To: Artie
From: Alfred
Class is boooooring. I wanna talk now
11:52 am · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Arthur
Later, Alfred.
11:53 am · Reply

To: Artie
From: Alfred
Laaaaaaaame
11:54 am · Reply

To: Artie
From: Alfred
R u not going 2 text me now?
11:59 am · Reply

To: Artie
From: Alfred
Not cool, Artie.
12:05 pm · Reply

To: Artie
From: Alfred
Fine. Me and Kiku will just start deciding things w/out u
12:08 pm · Reply

To: Artie
From: Alfred
We're out of class now. You gonna talk to me?
1:02 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Arthur
Yes, I will. What's this idea of yours?
1:04 pm · Reply

To: Artie
From: Alfred
Okay, so me n Kiku were trying 2 come up with some awesome group thingy to do 4 Francis's since last year we did different things and
1:06 pm · Reply

To: Artie
From: Alfred
I thought it'd be cool to get u in on it too. Anyway, we wanna do superheroes this year and since I did Captain America last year, we're gonna do DC characters this year.
1:06 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Arthur
I suppose you two have already chosen who you want to be.
1:07 pm · Reply

To: Artie
From: Alfred
Kiku's gonna be the Green Lantern. I'm either gonna be Superman or Batman, depending on who you choose.
1:08 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Arthur
I'm not going to pick your costume for you.
1:09 pm · Reply

To: Artie
From: Alfred
No no no! That's not what I meant!
1:10 pm · Reply

To: Artie
From: Alfred
Will you be Robin if I'm Batman?
1:11 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Arthur
Movie or comics?
1:14 pm · Reply

To: Artie
From: Alfred
Whichever one you want. So will you?
1:15 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Arthur
Sure. It's better than what I was planning on doing.
1:19 pm · Reply

To: Artie
From: Alfred
Sweet! Okay, we'll talk about this once me and Kiku get back. I need 2 get Mattie in on this too.
1:22 pm · Reply

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"Matt!" Alfred shouted, slamming open the apartment door. He hopped inside while trying to kick off his shoes, not bothering to look up and see if his brother was around. "Matt, I've got the greatest idea for Halloween! You've gotta do it with me! Arthur already agreed, but only if more people join us!" He finally looked up and found his brother sitting on the couch, looking very cozy as he snuggled up next to Ivan. "What the hell, Matt?! Since when have you and Braginski been so… so…" He waved his hands around as if that would explain everything.

"Matvey and I are dating," Ivan said happily.

Matthew quietly groaned into the Russian's shoulder. "You weren't supposed to tell him yet…"

Alfred huffed loudly and marched over to the couch. "Move over."

"Al-" Matthew began.

"Don't care," Alfred interrupted. "Move over."

Matthew sighed heavily and scooted over so his brother could sit down between him and Ivan.

Alfred settled in quickly and crossed his arms over his chest. "When the fuck did this start? You haven't been secretly dating for months and I'm just now finding out. I should have known something was up when you two slept in the same bed back in July."

"We just started dating," Matthew said. "I wouldn't keep something like this from you for long."

Alfred eyed him for a moment and then cracked a grin. "Alright. Can't say I approve of your tastes, but whatever." He barely paused before he plowed onto the real reason he'd come home. "So, me and Kiku were talking in class today about what we're going to do for Halloween. We got Arthur in on this too, but we want a few more people."

"Sorry, Al. I'm going as a hockey player this year," Matthew said before his twin could ask.

Alfred pouted. "You haven't even heard my idea! It's nothing weird! Please, Mattie! You've gotta do it with us too! Hell, Braginski can join us if that'll get you to do it!"

"What is your idea?" Ivan asked curiously.

"I'm going to be Batman and Artie agreed to be Robin!" Alfred said happily. "And Kiku's gonna be the Green Lantern, so I figured we could get a few more people to do DC superheroes! Y'know, like Superman and Wonderwoman and stuff."

"Could I be Superman?" Ivan asked shyly.

"Sure, big guy!" Alfred exclaimed, patting the larger man on the shoulder. He turned his head to look at Matthew expectantly. "C'mon, Mattie. Say 'yes'!"

Matthew hesitated for a moment and then gave in. "Fine. But I'm not going to be a girl! I'll do some research later and decide who to be. Where are we going to get these costumes? Online?"

Alfred shook his head. "Nah, Kiku's going to make them. He must have some help, because he seemed pretty confident that he could get a bunch done in time. I'll check with him and let you know what days he wants to take measurements." He hopped up from the couch and walked quickly across the room to his stack of video games, carefully picking through them until he found one he'd borrowed from Kiku a few weeks back. "If you know anyone else who wants to do it with us, text me or something. I'll be back later. Don't do anything weird on the couch!"

Matthew sputtered angrily, but Alfred only laughed as he gathered up a few more things and left to meet back up with Kiku and Arthur.

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Text message

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
Katyusha would like to do the costume group with us.
September 27, 2011 - 6:26 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Sweet! Who does she want to be?
6:29 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
She said Power Girl
6:32 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
Is it weird that her and Ivan know more about comics than I do?
6:33 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Nope. Btw, I figured out the perfect guy for you to be. Since you like archers and shit whenever we play games, you should be the Green Arrow.
6:35 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
I don't know who that is.
6:36 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Look him up and lemme know what u think
6:37 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
Okay.
6:38 pm · Reply

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Facebook

Alfred F. Jones this is going to be the best Halloween ever!
September 28, 2011 - 9:15 am · Comment · Like
[Kiku Honda, Ivan Braginski, and Francis B. like this]
Soren Kholer: It's only September. Isn't it a little early to be thinking about Halloween?
9:56 am · Like
Alfred F. Jones: its never too early
10:01 am · Like
Soren Kholer: You got your little pumpkin bucket too? Ready to go trick or treating
10:03 am · Like
Alfred F. Jones: Ur just jealous because you don't get awesome costumes like I do.
10:08 am · Like
Soren Kholer: I bet any costume I get is way better than yours.
10:10 am · Like
Alfred F. Jones: Oh yeah? What lame thing are you going as this year?
10:11 am · Like
Soren Kholer: You first
10:15 am · Like
Matthew Williams: What are you two arguing about now? This can't possibly be just about Halloween.
10:16 am via Mobile Web · Like
Nikolai Christensen: Alfred keeps teasing Soren and I about our engagement.
10:18 am via Mobile Web · Like
Matthew Williams: I'll have a talk with him.
10:20 am via Mobile Web · Like
Alfred F. Jones: It's just some harmless fun!
10:21 am · Like

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E-mail

September 30, 2011 - 8:13 am

Dear mom,

Alfred talked me into doing a costume group with him for Francis's Halloween party this year. I'm actually starting to really like the idea. It's kind of nice to learn a little more about the comics and things that Alfred talks about. Him and Kiku have leant me a few things to read and Ivan's letting me borrow the few Superman comics he has. Turns out Ivan's kind of a closet nerd. Who would've thought? But at least it's something for him and Al to bond over. They're actually starting to get along.

I had a nice conversation with Nikolai the other day. He and Soren are planning on a late spring wedding. That is, if Soren will actually help him with anything. He says that he'll be sending out invitations in the next month or so. I still can't believe they're engaged.

I've finally finished those big projects. It's nice to not have to lock myself in my room whenever I get home from class so I can have some peace and quiet while I finish. I think I've got one more due next month and one last one in November, but at least they're not going to be all grouped together like these last three. The one project takes the place of a final exam, so that's one less test to study for.

We're starting to run low on maple syrup. I may have overdone it while I was working on my projects. I feel like I went through a bottle a day.
One more thing, before Gil or Al slip up and say something. Ivan and I are dating.

Love,
Matthew

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Text message

To: Al
From: Faolán
Hey, could you help me with something?
October 1, 2011 - 8:20 am · Reply

To: Faolán
From: Alfred
Sure thing! I'll finish helping Kiku take measurements and then I'll be right down. Shouldn't be more than 10 minutes
8:23 am · Reply

To: Al
From: Faolán
Thanks!
8:24 am · Reply

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Less than ten minutes later, Alfred hopped down the last three steps on the stairwell and headed straight for the door to the Kirkland's apartment. Before he could raise the door to knock, the door swung open and one heavily freckled arm tugged him inside. Alfred stumbled, caught off guard by his friend's hastiness.

"Dude, you okay?" he asked as Faolán shut the door and turned around to face him. "You look like shit."

"I- um, yeah," Faolán murmured, losing his nerve. He scratched the back of his neck, his fingers tangling in carrot red hair. He took a deep breath and tried again. "There's this girl I like."

Alfred's eyes lit up. At last, a chance to be a totally awesome hero and help a friend in need! "Who is she? What's she like?"

Faolan relaxed a little when he didn't get teased. "She's really sweet. And kind. And… and…"

"Pretty?" Alfred prompted.

"Beautiful," Faolán sighed dreamily. "She always smiles at me when I say hello. And when I hold the door open for her, she says 'thank you'."

"So what's the problem?" Alfred asked.

Faolán was silent for a moment. He avoided Alfred's gaze, fidgeting with the hem of his shirt. "I can't talk to her. I get all nervous and tongue-tied. And even if I asked her on a date, I wouldn't know what to do! I-I don't want to just ask her out to a movie or something. I want it to be special."

"Soooo," Alfred drawled, dragging out the 'o'. "You want my help?"

"Would you?" Faolán asked eagerly.

"Of course!" Alfred said, puffing out his chest. "A hero never turns down a request for help!"

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Text message

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
Where are you at?
October 2, 2011 - 11:23 am · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Being an awesome hero
11:32 am · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
That didn't really answer my question.
11:34 am · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
I'm helping someone
11:37 am · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
Still doesn't tell me where you're at. Arthur and Kiku are looking for you.
11:39 am · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Secret. I'll be back in an hour or 2
11:43 am · Reply

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Faolán stared deep into Alfred's blue eyes, resting one hand on the blond's shoulder. "Alfred…"

"Yes?"

"This is the dumbest fucking thing you've ever suggested," Faolán said bluntly, removing his hand. "How is this going to help? It just feels weird!"

Alfred huffed and grabbed his friend's hand, placing it back on his shoulder. "Dude, trust me. This is going to help."

"If this is your way of hitting on me, it's not going to work," said Faolán.

Alfred rolled his eyes. "Don't be stupid. Redheads aren't my thing."

"Yeah, I imagine blonds are more your style," Faolán muttered under his breath.

"You say something?"

"Nope," Faolán replied, steeling his nerves to try again. He cleared his throat and looked Alfred in the eyes once again. "I-I was wonder-"

"No stammering," Alfred interrupted.

"Shut up and let me do this!"

"Then do it!"

Faolán glared at him and jerked his hand away. "This isn't working. Isn't there something else we can try?"

Alfred stubbornly shook his head. "Nope. It's gotta be this way! Now man up and ask me on a date!"

Faolán was getting more angry and frustrated than nervous at that point. All he'd wanted was a little advice on how to ask a girl out on a proper date (which had to be different from the dating he'd done in high school) and what sort of date would be appropriate. He was beginning to think that Alfred hadn't been the best choice.

"Look, if you ask it just once then we'll move on. But you gotta be serious about it," Alfred said, taking some pity on his friend.

Faolán nodded. He closed his eyes and took a few deep breaths, willing his annoyance towards the American dissipate. It was a minute or two before he opened his eyes and grasped Alfred's hands with his own. "I would be honored if you would go on a date with me."

Alfred bit his lip, trying not to laugh.

"What the hell is going on?"

The duo sprang apart. Faolán's face blazed red in embarrassment at being caught in such a peculiar situation. Alfred, appearing a little guilty, immediately looked to the front door where Arthur and Francis were standing.

"Please, don't let us interrupt you," Francis said in a joking tone.

"We were just, um…" Alfred trailed off, unsure of how to explain what they were doing.

Arthur huffed and stormed past them without a word, heading straight for his bedroom. Faolán and Francis half expected him to slam the door and were surprised when he calmly shut it.

Confusion shown clearly in Alfred's eyes. "Is Artie okay?"

Francis sighed and murmured something that neither Alfred nor Faolán understood. He took a step like he wanted to follow after Arthur, but then thought better of it and decided to figure out what the two in front of him were up to. "Dare I ask what you've been doing?"

"I'm helping Faolán with his romance problems!" Alfred said happily.

Francis looked the exact opposite of impressed. He looked to the redhead with a raised eyebrow. "So you went to him for advice?" He paused for a moment when Faolán nodded. "Next time, come ask me. Now, I'm going to go talk to Arthur. You," he pointed to Alfred. "Don't ever give dating advice again."

Alfred crossed his arms over his chest and pouted. "I thought it was a good plan…"

Francis shook his head and then went to explain things to Arthur before the man did anything rash. Sometimes he wished he never became a landlord - then he wouldn't have to deal with so much drama. (Actually, what he really wished was that Alfred hadn't moved in. Things were so much more peaceful before then.)

"Why's Artie so angry anyway?" Alfred quietly asked Faolán.

"Lets, um, go for a walk. I think it's time you know something."

"Alright, cool! We can figure out what you'll do on your date too!"

"No. We're going to focus on you and Arthur right now."

Not for the first time, Francis wondered how he always got dragged into relationship problems. Sure, he used to seek out opportunities to do a little matchmaking, but he'd left those days behind. Advice was one thing, but stepping in to intervene when things weren't going well was another.
"No turning back now," he murmured as he knocked on the door. "Arthur? It's Francis. I'm coming in."

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Text message

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
I made Arthur mad.
October 2, 2011 - 1:03 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
What did you do this time?
1:05 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
He walked in on Faolán asking me out and got all angry about it and now I don't know what to do
1:06 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
What? You didn't say 'yes' did you?
1:07 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Don't be dumb, mattie. He didn't really ask me out. I was helping him practice! But that's not the point. What should I do?
1:09 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
Have you tried to tell him what you were doing?
1:10 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
I did that! He won't answer my calls or texts
1:11 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
Then go over there and talk to him. I don't understand how you get into these kinds of situations.
1:13 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
I don't get why he's so mad anyways
1:14 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
I can't help you there.
1:15 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Faolán tried to explain it, I think. Something about how Artie agreeing to be Robin was a big deal.
1:17 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
So he tried to explain it in comic nerd terms and you still didn't understand it? Wow.
1:18 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Hey, watch it.
1:19 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
Just go talk to him. I don't know what else to tell you.
1:20 pm · Reply

.-.-.

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Worked things out with Artie!
October 2, 2011 - 8:26 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
I'm happy to hear that.
8:28 pm · Reply

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Facebook

Gilbert Beilschmidt to Matthew Williams
So what are you doing for Halloween this year? Hockey player or something else?
October 7, 2011 - 3:46 pm · Comment · Like
Matthew Williams: Al wants to keep it a secret.
4:17 pm · Like

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Text message

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Now can you tell me what you're doing?
October 7, 2011 - 5:05 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
For Halloween? Al convinced me to do a superhero group with him. I'm going as the green arrow.
5:06 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
I'm not sure if that sounds lame or awesome. You got a girl in the group?
5:07 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Yeah. Katyusha's going as power girl
5:08 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Okay, since you got a girl in your group then that elevates it from lame to awesome. Take some pictures. I wanna see how hot Katyusha looks.
5:10 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Sometimes the interest you show in her worries me. She's got a boyfriend, by the way. I think.
5:12 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
You think?
5:13 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
She went on a date with Faolán - one of Arthur's brothers, the other day. Alfred was weirdly happy about it. I guess it was what he was helping him with on Sunday.
5:15 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
So what about you and Braginski? Alfred find out about that yet?
5:18 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Yeah, he walked in on me and Ivan sitting on the couch. It was the same night he convinced me to be a superhero for Halloween. Him and Ivan have bonded over it
5:20 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
I bet that's weird.
5:21 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
It is. Especially since he's using it as an excuse to intrude on our dates and alone time.
5:22 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
You're still dating him?
5:23 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Yeah
5:24 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
How's that going? Between your bro being a cockblock
5:27 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Alright I guess.
5:28 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Uh oh. Trouble in paradise, birdie?
5:29 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
I like being with him. A lot. It's just… I dunno. The romance bit always feels so awkward.
5:32 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
If its not working then maybe you should just go back to being friends. Or hockey buddies or whatever.
5:33 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Maybe.
5:35 pm · Reply

.-.-.

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
It's turkey day!
October 10, 2011 - 8:42 am · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Don't eat so much that you throw up all over Ludwig's shoes this year.
8:56 am · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
It's been years since I did that!
9:00 am · Reply

.-.-.

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
You broken up with Braginski yet?
October 11, 2011 - 11:59 am · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
No. I'm not planning on doing that anytime soon. I want to try to make this work.
12:03 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Now you sound more like a chick than usual.
12:05 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
There's nothing wrong with trying. Maybe if you'd done the same with Elizaveta the two of you would still be together.
12:07 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Low blow, birdie. What's with you lately? More stress? What stupid thing has Alfred done lately?
12:09 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
He got himself locked on the roof twice this week. And one of the janitor closets at college. I had to rescue him all 3 times because Kiku and Arthur were busy.
12:12 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
I wonder what I can lock him in when you come back for Christmas
12:17 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Please don't.
12:28 pm · Reply

.-.-.

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Come over and try on your costume. Kiku just finished it and wants 2 make sure its good
October 17, 2011 - 7:34 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
Alright. Give me a few minutes and I'll be over.
7:35 pm · Reply

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Facebook

Alfred F. Jones Kiku Honda makes the best costumes ever!
October 18, 2011 - 10:44 pm · Comment · Like
[Matthew Williams, Arthur Kirkland, and Mei Li like this]
Kiku Honda: I could not have done it without Mei Li.
10:52 pm · Like
Mei Li: It was fun to help make them! Especially Katyusha's. Usually the only girl costumes I get to work on are my own, so it was nice to make one for someone else. I hope she likes it!
11:24 pm · Like
Ivan Braginski: I can't wait until mine is done. This is exciting!
11:34 pm · Like
Kiku Honda: I should be able to finish yours in the next few days, Ivan. By Monday at the latest.
11:37 pm · Like

Alfred F. Jones You know what's lame? Not being able to go trick or treating anymore.
October 20, 2011 - 4:13 pm · Comment · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Your face is lame!
8:26 pm · Like

Alfred F. Jones to Matthew Williams
Beilschmidt's being a dick
October 20, 2011 - 8:28 pm via Mobile Web · Comment · Like
Matthew Williams: what am I supposed to do about it?
8:30 pm via Mobile Web · Like
Alfred F. Jones: Make him stop!
8:33 pm via Mobile Web · Like
Matthew Williams: I'm pretty sure that's impossible.
8:36 pm via Mobile Web · Like [Gilbert Beilschmidt likes this]

Faolán Kirkland is in a relationship with Katyusha B
October 21, 2011 - 9:16 am · Comment · Like
Scotty Kirkland: What
9:24 am via Mobile Web · Like
Ivan Braginski: What?!
9:25 am · Like
Ioan Kirkland: What?
9:25 am via Mobile Web · Like
Alfred F. Jones: Way to go, dude! See, I told you my advice would work!
9:28 am via Mobile Web · Like

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Text message

To: Katyusha
From: Ivan
It's not true is it?
October 21, 2011 - 9:26 am · Reply

To: Vanya
From: Katyusha
Is what not true?
9:29 am · Reply

To: Katyusha
From: Ivan
You're not really dating Faolán Kirkland are you?
9:30 am · Reply

To: Vanya
From: Katyusha
I am. Please don't be angry, brother. I really like him. He's sweet.
9:32 am · Reply

To: Katyusha
From: Ivan
Why didn't you tell me? When did this happen?
9:33 am · Reply

To: Vanya
From: Katyusha
Could we talk about this later? I need to focus on working right now. I promise we'll talk when I get home.
9:36 am · Reply

To: Katyusha
From: Ivan
Okay.
9:37 am · Reply

.-.-.

To: Al
From: Faolán
I didn't take your advice. I talked with Francis instead.
October 21, 2011 - 10:17 am · Reply

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Facebook

Gilbert Beilschmidt Bollywood movies are surprisingly awesome.
October 24, 2011 - 9:23 pm via Mobile Web · Comment · Like
Matthew Williams: what's this? You're watching a foreign film that isn't from Germany? It must be the end of the world
9:54 pm · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: ha ha ha. Funny, Birdie. I've watched plenty of other foreign films!
9:58 pm · Like
Ludwig Beilschmidt: And referred to most of them as 'snooze fests'.
10:01 pm · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Not you too, West!
10:02 pm · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: My best friend and my baby brother both making fun of me.
10:04 pm · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: if anything's a sign of the end of the world, that's it.
10:04 pm · Like

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Text message

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
You broke up with Braginski yet?
October 25 2011 - 6:07 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Or is the problem that you're suffering from sexual tension?
6:09 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
How about you head over there and give him a big ol' smooch?
6:10 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Tackle him onto a bed
6:11 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Or the couch
6:11 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Or the floor
6:12 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Anywhere will do, really
6:13 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Elizaveta, I know that's you. Give the phone back to Gilbert.
6:14 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Curses, you've foiled my genius plan!
6:15 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Giving it back now.
6:16 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Hey, Birdie. ;)
6:17 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
I know that's still you, Elizaveta.
6:18 pm · Reply

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Francis had something like an evening ritual.

He'd eat dinner, usually alone, and have one glass of red wine. Then, if no one dropped by to see him, he'd go out back and sit on the bench in his rose garden. On cloudless night's he would stargaze, trying (and failing) to pick out the different constellations.

It was his time to think. To reflect on his day. To silently reminisce about the past.

The back gate creaked open and Francis slowly exhaled. Only one person ever bothered him at that time of night. It didn't take long before a tall redhead settled down next to him and lit up a cigarette.

"'s a nice night," Scotty remarked, breathing out smoke. "Y'okay? Haven't seen yeh this mopey since Matthew flat-out turned yeh down last year."

Francis shrugged and reached up to take the smoke from Scotty. He took a long drag and then handed it back.

Scotty didn't press the issue, choosing to finish smoking in quiet. It wasn't long before he grinded it out on the concrete bench and let it rest there. "If tellin' you where Arthur is will cheer you up, then I'd be happy to tell you."

Though his voice was light, Francis could hear the underlying agitation in his friend's voice. He curiously peered at Scotty, wondering what had his old friend so bothered.

"Still don' know what you see in the little brat," Scotty muttered, standing up. He ran a hand through his fiery red hair and frowned down at Francis, who continued to say nothing. "Don' know why I came out here. Figured you'd wanna talk, but I guess I thought wrong." He hesitated for a moment longer, waiting to see if Francis had anything to say, and then scoffed and walked away.

Francis tilted his head back and stared up at the stars.

For someone who prided himself on recognizing the signs of love, it took him a disturbingly long time to realize that his friend wasn't agitated, he was jealous.

"Merde," he muttered, patting down his pockets in search of his cell phone. He breathed a sigh of relief when he located it and quickly searched out Scotty's name to send his friend a message.

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Text message

To: Scotty
From: Francis
I'm not in love with Arthur.
October 25, 2011 - 9:17 pm · Reply

.-.-.

To: Matthew
From: Elizaveta
So how are things with Ivan?
October 27, 2011 - 11:30 am · Reply

To: Elizaveta
From: Matthew
Things are fine. Could you tell Gil to stop asking me when I'm going to break up with him?
11:34 am · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Elizaveta
You and I both know that asking him to not do something only makes him want to do it more. It would probably be best if we don't say anything. He'll get tired of it
11:37 am · Reply

To: Elizaveta
From: Matthew
Hopefully. So what are you two doing for Halloween?
11:38 am · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Elizaveta
Gilbert's being surprisingly quiet about what he's doing this year. He said I should do something on my own, so I convinced some coworkers to join me. You remember Feliks and Toris?
11:40 am · Reply

To: Elizaveta
From: Matthew
Yeah, I do. Gil always liked playing pranks on them in high school.
11:41 am · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Elizaveta
I'm going to be a prince, Feliks is my princess. I think we convinced Toris to be the fairy godmother. Only he doesn't want to wear a dress so he's the fairy godfather instead.
11:43 am · Reply

To: Elizaveta
From: Matthew
Sounds interesting. At least Gil won't be able to flip your skirt or whatever this year. Better warn Feliks though
11:46 am · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Elizaveta
We've already prepared for that.
11:47 am · Reply

To: Elizaveta
From: Matthew
Shorts or something mind scarring that I'd rather not think about while I'm eating?
11:49 am · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Elizaveta
Mind scarring, of course!
11:50 am · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Elizaveta
Don't tell Gilbert. He deserves it if he pulls that crap this year.
11:52 am · Reply

To: Elizaveta
From: Matthew
I promise I won't tell. I'll talk to you later. Al's yelling for me.
11:54 am · Reply

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Alfred loved Halloween. He loved being able to run around in a costume and not get weird looks. He loved all of the scary movies that came on TV. He loved dragging his friends (and Matthew) out to haunted houses and hay rides. And he was quickly coming to love the Halloween party that Francis threw every year.

"Matt, hurry up and get dressed! We're supposed to meet everyone else downstairs in five minutes!" Alfred yelled, already wearing his Batman costume.

"I'm coming. Just give me a second," replied Matthew.

Alfred paced back and forth impatiently, checking the clock on the wall every few seconds. After what felt like ages to him, Matthew finally stepped out of his bedroom, looking none-too-thrilled.

"I look like Robin Hood," grumbled the other blond. "Robin Hood with a mask. No one's going to know who I am. It'll be another year of me explaining to people who the hell I'm supposed to be."

"That's why you gotta stick with the rest of us," Alfred said. "If you're in a group with a bunch of superheroes, then everyone will know that you're also a superhero!"

Matthew sighed and adjusted the quiver on his back. "Lets just go."

"Be proud, bro," Alfred said, patting Matthew on the back. "The Green Arrow's an awesome dude, so you gotta act the part. Don't mope around all night. Y'gotta find that inner badass! Think about hockey or something if that'll help!"

Matthew gave his brother a strained smile and nodded.

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Katyusha giggled and happily clapped her hands together when Alfred and Matthew met up with them at the front door. "You both look so good!"

"Thanks, Kat," Matthew said.

"Yeah, thanks!" Alfred echoed his brother. "You look really hot! Mei did an amazing job!"

Katyusha blushed and murmured a shy "thanks" while Faolán (dressed as a photographer) wrapped an arm around her shoulder and cast a warning look at Alfred. The American raised up his hands and backed off, deciding to focus his attention on his Robin instead.

"Lookin' good, Artie!"

"Don't call me that."

Matthew rolled his eyes at his brother and looked around for Ivan, who had yet to show up. Kiku, in his Green Lantern costume, snuck up next to him to watch everyone talk and interact while they were waiting for the stragglers.

Alfred was in the middle of jokingly calling Faolán a ginger Peter Parker and telling him that he was in the wrong universe when Ivan finally showed up, standing proud and tall in his Superman costume.

Kiku politely cleared his throat, somehow managing to get everyone to quiet down with just that. "I was hoping we could get a few pictures before we leave."

"I'll take them!" Faolán volunteered, raising his hand. "Big group first!"

Kiku handed over his own camera.

Though it was a bit cramped, the six of them arranged themselves in the hall and posed the best the could. Faolán laughed and directed Matthew to move over slightly so he wasn't half hidden by Alfred. He took a few pictures with his own camera and then with Kiku's before motioning for them to break apart so he could do individual things. Katyusha was first, pulling off some surprisingly confident poses. Next went Kiku, followed by Alfred and Arthur (since Al insisted they take photo's as a pair), Ivan happily went after them, and Matthew brought up the rear, carefully notching an arrow and taking aim without releasing it and accidentally hurting someone. (Kiku and Alfred had both insisted he use a real bow and arrows, despite his protests about it being too dangerous.)

"Alright, Justice League! Lets roll out!" Alfred shouted, pumping a fist into the air.

No one bothered to point out the inaccuracies in his statement.

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Facebook

Gilbert Beilschmidt is now friends with Shandar Patel
October 31, 2011 - 11:13 pm

Gilbert Beilschmidt created a new folder called Halloween - posted 38 new photos
October 31, 2011 - 11:17 pm · Comment · Like
Matthew Williams: Wow, you must have really enjoyed those Bollywood movies. Is that the new guy in our neighbourhood next to you?
11:23 pm · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Yup, it is. He's pretty cool
11:24 pm · Like
Matthew Williams: looks like you had a ton of fun this year. I didn't think to take a camera to get pictures, but Kiku did. He said he'll post them tomorrow morning.
11:26 pm · Like
Matthew Williams: Why did Ludwig wrestle you to the ground in that one?
11:27 pm · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Damn it. I told Veta to delete those. He was just jealous that I had such an awesome entrance and didn't invite him.
11:29 pm · Like
Ludwig Beilschmidt: That's not the reason.
11:32 pm via Mobile Web · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: I look hot though, right? All the girls were checking me out.
11:34 pm · Like
Matthew Williams: Sure, Gil.
11:35 pm · Like

Kiku Honda posted 42 new photos - tagged Alfred F. Jones, Matthew Williams, Arthur Kirkland, and 21 others
November 1, 2011 - 9:36 am · Comment · Like
Alfred F. Jones: These turned out awesome!
9:43 am · Like
Arthur Kirkland: Did you have to take that one of Francis groping Scotty?
9:46 am · Like
Francis B.: For your information, I was assisting him with his kilt.
9:48 am · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Holy shit is that Alfred and Arthur as fucking batman and robin? I want that pic framed and mounted on my wall
9:50 am · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Birdie looks like robin hood.
9:53 am · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: But a sexy robin hood
9:54 am · Like
Elizaveta Héderváry: You'll have to excuse Gilbert. I'm pretty sure he's still drunk from last night
9:56 am · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Am not!
9:58 am · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: What the hell is Francis supposed to be anyway?
9:59 am · Like
Francis B.: I was the Phantom of the opera
10:01 am · Like
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: Ah, I like how the ones with me and Lovi came out! He made such a cute little bull~
10:02 am · Like
Lovino Vargas: I only did it so Feliciano wouldn't have to.
10:04 am via Mobile Web · Like
Matthew Williams: I'm not sure whether to be disturbed or happy at being called a sexy robin hood.
10:05 am via Mobile Web · Like
Matthew Williams: Which wasn't even what I was. I was the Green Arrow, Gil.
10:06 am via Mobile Web · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Yeah yeah. I know cuz you told me. You still look like robin hood to me.
10:08 am · Like

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Text message

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Have you sobered up yet?
November 1, 2011 - 4:26 pm · Reply

To: Robin Hood
From: Gilbert
I'm not sure. This is Birdie, right? Veta went and changed all the numbers in my phone. Or else I got drunker than I thought.
4:27 pm · Reply

To: Robin Hood
From: Gilbert
I'm assuming 'robin hood' is you.
4:28 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Yes, it's me.
4:30 pm · Reply

To: Robin Hood
From: Gilbert
Awesome. Now I just have to figure out who the rest of these people are. And change the names back.
4:32 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Good luck. Let me know if I can help.
4:33 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Seeing as how the rest of them are either 'dick1 dick2 dick3 Veta hahaha goodluck dick4 Dad'. Yeah. I'm just gonna have to text people. What a pain.
4:39 pm · Reply

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To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Ivan and I broke up.
November 4, 2011 - 9:10 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
WHAT?! Why? Thought you were working it out!
9:11 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
We tried. But we both decided we're better as just friends. Still going to have movie nights and hockey days and everything, of course.
9:13 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
So this is a good thing? Or what? I'm not sure how to react anymore.
9:15 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
I think it's good. I mean, we didn't have a big argument that everyone could hear or anything. Just a quiet discussion.
9:16 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
So the exact opposite of me and Veta.
9:18 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Yeah, pretty much.
9:19 pm · Reply

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Facebook

Gilbert Beilschmidt to Matthew Williams
When are you coming home?
November 6, 2011 - 6:12 pm · Comment · Like
Matthew Williams: Nevar
6:29 pm · Like
Alfred F. Jones: damn it Alfred
6:30 pm via Mobile Web · Like
Matthew Williams: that's what you get for staying logged in bro
6:31 pm · Like
Matthew Williams: Wait is that my phone you're using?
6:33 pm · Like
Alfred F. Jones: it is. So behave or else I'll post embarrassing things to your facebook.
6:35 pm via Mobile Web · Like
Matthew Williams: Okay okay, truce.
6:36 pm · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: So, seriously, when are you coming home?
6:39 pm · Like
Alfred F. Jones: Not until December, Gil.
6:41 pm · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Okay, that's fucking weird. Stop posting with each other's name
6:43 pm · Like
Matthew Williams: That was actually Alfred. Trying to impersonate me.
6:45 pm via Mobile Web · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: What? Now I'm really confused.
6:47 pm · Like
Matthew Williams: I'm posting using a phone. Alfred isn't.
6:49 pm via Mobile Web · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: oh yeah. I knew that.
6:51 pm · Like
Alfred F. Jones: Suuuuuuuuurree you did.
6:53 pm · Like

Elizaveta Héderváry to Matthew Williams
Please tell me you're coming home as soon as you can. When are your finals?
November 8, 2011 - 12:42 pm · Comment · Like
Matthew Williams: I'm not sure. Sometime in early December. Is Gil already driving you crazy about it?
2:24 pm · Like
Elizaveta Héderváry: Yes. He's driving everyone crazy, I think. Ludwig kicked him out of the house for a few hours the other day.
2:27 pm · Like
Elizaveta Héderváry: He always goes a little crazy when you leave.
2:28 pm · Like
Matthew Williams: He's crazy when I'm home too.
2:34 pm · Like
Elizaveta Héderváry: It's worse when you're not.
2:36 pm · Like

Matthew Williams: Alfred F. Jones has banned all Christmas decorating until after Thanksgiving…
November 13, 2011 - 5:13 pm · Comment · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: But Thanksgiving was a month ago!
5:48 pm · Like
Matthew Williams: Not here in America.
5:59 pm · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: That's fucking weird.
6:02 pm · Like
Alfred F. Jones: You're fucking weird
6:04 pm via Mobile Web · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: Your face is fucking weird!
6:05 pm · Like
Matthew Williams: Lets not start that again.
6:08 pm · Like

Alfred F. Jones is so ready for Thanksgiving!
November 20, 2011 - 3:05 pm · Comment · Like

Alfred F. Jones to Francis B.
Are we gonna do that going around the table to say things we're thankful for thing again this year?
November 20, 2011 - 4:13 pm · Comment · Like
Francis B.: I'm afraid I'm feeling a bit under the weather this year and won't be cooking.
6:25 pm · Like
Alfred F. Jones: Aw man, now what am I going to do?
6:28 pm via Mobile Web · Like
Arthur Kirkland: I could cook.
9:17 pm · Like
Alfred F. Jones: No, no. That's okay, Artie. I'm sure Mattie can whip us up something. Or I'll just make mac 'n cheese. Get some deli meat. Make a turkey sandwich. Actually, that sounds really good right now.
9:24 pm · Like
Matthew Williams: Isn't that what you had for lunch yesterday?
10:12 pm via Mobile Web · Like

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Text message

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Can I come back in now?
November 22, 2011 - 12:43 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
No. We're still cooking. Why don't you and Arthur go find something else to do until we finish cooking.
12:46 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Ur not making anything weird, are you? Thanksgiving is all about turkey and mashed potatoes and gravy and maybe a vegetable and some dinner rolls.
12:47 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
If there's something you don't like then don't eat it.
12:49 pm · Reply

To: Alfred
From: Matthew
Though I get the feeling that if you don't have at least one of Antonio's churros then he'll act like he's offended.
12:51 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Alfred
Well at least those are tasty. Still not appropriate Thanksgiving food tho
12:53 pm · Reply

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Facebook

Matthew Williams looks like it's that time of year again.
November 25, 2011 - 4:13 pm · Comment · Like
Alfred F. Jones: CHRISTMAS!
4:23 pm via Mobile Web · Like
Matthew Williams: I meant it's time to start studying for finals.
4:29 pm · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: That means you're coming home soon, right?
4:32 pm · Like
Matthew Williams: Yeah, on either the 10th or 11th
4:38 pm · Like
Alfred F. Jones: I still think that's too early. We should at least stay for a few more days!
4:43 pm via Mobile Web · Like
Matthew Williams: I'm not going to risk getting caught up in a blizzard.
4:45 pm · Like

Matthew Williams to Gilbert Beilschmidt
okay, so I may be staying longer than I originally planned
November 27, 2011 - 2:27 pm · Comment · Like
[Alfred F. Jones likes this]
Gilbert Beilschmidt: How long? A day? Maybe 2?
6:12 pm · Like
Matthew Williams: Dad had to change his visit to the 10th-15th so he can celebrate an early Christmas with us.
6:18 pm via Mobile Web · Like
Matthew Williams: Pretty sure Al had something to do with the change, but I can't prove anything right now.
6:20 pm via Mobile Web · Like

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Text message

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Haven't heard from you for a few hours. You still alive? Not studying too hard?
December 1, 2011 - 10:11 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
I think I'm having maple syrup withdrawals
10:28 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Yet another reason why you should get your dad to change his visit back to what it was so you can come home sooner.
10:32 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
I wish I could. At least it's just a couple more days. We'll pack up on the 15th and head home on the 16th.
10:34 pm · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
I guess I can accept that.
10:37 pm · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
The days will fly by, Gil. You'll see.
10:38 pm · Reply

.-.-.

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Are you coming home yet?
December 2, 2011 - 12:01 am · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Ha ha very funny. Go to sleep.
12:03 am · Reply

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Facebook

Matthew Williams is going to murder Alfred F. Jones in his sleep
December 5, 2011 - 3:12 pm · Comment · Like
[Gilbert Beilschmidt likes this]
Alfred F. Jones: What did I do?!
3:18 pm via Mobile Web · Like
Matthew Williams: You know what you did.
3:20 pm · Like
Alfred F. Jones: Oh yeah, that. Oops.
3:20 pm via Mobile Web · Like

Alfred F. Jones maybe I should have studied for those exams a bit more…
December 7, 2011 - 8:25 pm · Comment · Like
Arthur Kirkland: I told you that you should, but you didn't want to listen to me. Instead you had to prank your brother.
9:32 pm · Like

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Text message

To: Scotty
From: Arthur
Is there a reason why you've been avoiding Francis since before Halloween? It's starting to get annoying.
December 11, 2011 - 1:04 pm · Reply

To: Arthur
From: Scotty
I'm not. Why don't you go hang out with Alfred and stop bothering me
1:08 pm · Reply

To: Scotty
From: Arthur
I can't. He and Matthew are spending the day with their dad. Which is why I'm stuck here listening to Francis talk about how you hate him. I've lost count of the number of glasses of wine he's had.
1:12 pm · Reply

To: Arthur
From: Scotty
Whatever
1:14 pm · Reply

To: Scotty
From: Arthur
I don't care whether you're angry with him or not, get your arse over here and talk some sense into this idiot.
3:46 pm · Reply

To: Scotty
From: Arthur
For the love of god, Scotty! He's been crying into my sweater for the past hour!
3:49 pm · Reply

To: Arthur
From: Scotty
Fine. I'm coming over.
4:18 pm · Reply

To: Scotty
From: Arthur
Well it's about bloody time.
4:19 pm · Reply

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To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Okay, it's the 15th. That means you're coming home tomorrow, right?
December 15, 2011 - 12:03 am · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Text me at a more reasonable hour and I'll give you an answer
12:07 am · Reply

.-.-.

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
This is a reasonable hour, right?
December 15, 2011 - 10:02 am · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Huh?
10:06 am · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Oh, right. Yeah. What was your question again?
10:07 am · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Matthew
You're coming home tomorrow, right?
10:09 am · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
About that….
10:12 am · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
But you said you were!
10:13 am · Reply

.-.-.

To: Alfuck
From: Gilbert
What the hell did you do now? Why aren't you two coming up tomorrow?
December 15, 2011 - 10:14 am · Reply

To: Gilfreak
From: Gilbert
Dude, what the hell are you talking about?
10:18 am · Reply

To: Alfuck
From: Gilbert
Mattie just told me you're not coming up tomorrow! What gives?
10:20 am · Reply

To: Gilfreak
From: Alfred
Hey, it wasn't me this time. I think Ivan and Katyusha talked him into doing something on Saturday, so now we're staying until the end of the weekend.
10:23 am · Reply

To: Alfuck
From: Gilbert
No fucking way.
10:25 am · Reply

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To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Cancel plans with those losers and come home.
December 15, 2011 - 10:27 am · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
I can't. Katyusha gave me this sad look when I told her I was going home tomorrow, so I said I'd stay a few extra days. It'll be okay.
10:30 am · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Fine. Whatever.
10:35 am · Reply

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Facebook

Lars Peeters to Matthew Williams
Please come home and collect Beilschmidt from my couch.
December 17, 2011 - 6:15 pm · Comment · Like
Matthew Williams: I'll be home on Monday.
6:18 pm via Mobile Web · Like
Matthew Williams: Why is Gil on your couch?
6:19 pm via Mobile Web · Like
Lars Peeters: Laura invited him over. Apparently they're friends. I don't think I'll be able to stand him laying on my couch for another five minutes, let alone two days.
6:21 pm · Like
Matthew Williams: I'll see if I can get in touch with Elizaveta or Ludwig.
6:24 pm via Mobile Web · Like
Lars Peeters: Thanks.
6:25 pm · Like

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Text message

To: Elizaveta
From: Matthew
Apparently Gilbert is moping on the Peeters's couch. Are you busy or can you go get him?
December 17, 2011 - 6:28 pm · Reply

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To: Ludwig
From: Matthew
Gil's moping on the Peeters's couch and Lars is getting annoyed. Is there any chance you could go get him?
December 17, 2011 - 6:36 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Ludwig
I'll go get him.
6:38 pm · Reply

.-.-.

To: Elizaveta
From: Matthew
Nevermind. Ludwig's going to go get him.
6:39 pm · Reply

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Facebook

Matthew Williams so apparently the roads all iced over last night.
December 19, 2011 - 7:12 am · Comment · Like
Gilbert Beilschmidt: You're still coming home, right?
8:01 am · Like
Matthew Williams: Not unless the ice melts or the plow the road we're on. It's too dangerous to drive.
8:04 am via Mobile Web · Like
Katherine Williams: Be careful, boys. It looks like we've got a big storm about to blow through in the next few days. Keep an eye on the weather so you don't get caught out in it. I'd rather you be safe and sound rather than hurt trying to get home for Christmas.
8:18 am · Like
Matthew Williams: We'll be careful. I promise.
8:20 am via Mobile Web · Like

Alfred F. Jones Staying home for another day! : )
December 19, 2011 - 9:28 am via Mobile Web · Like
Matthew Williams: They're plowing the road right now. Finish packing.
9:35 am via Mobile Web · Like
Alfred F. Jones: Can't. Already made plans.
9:38 am via Mobile Web · Like
Matthew Williams: I told you not to! Where are you? You can't have left the apartment!
9:41 am via Mobile Web · Like
Alfred F. Jones: me and Artie and Kiku are walking down to 7-11 for slurpees. You want one?
9:43 am via Mobile Web · Like
Matthew Williams: No, I don't!
9:45 am via Mobile Web · Like
Alfred F. Jones: Well that's good since we won't be returning right away. Arthur wants to show us this new bookshop he found. Apparently it has some old comics too.
9:47 am via Mobile Web · Like
Matthew Williams: I hate you so much right now.
9:49 am via Mobile Web · Like
Alfred F. Jones: Just think. We could've been back last Friday if you hadn't decided to do that thing with Ivan and Katyusha.
9:53 am via Mobile Web · Like
Matthew Williams: Shut up
9: 57 am via Mobile Web · Like

Matthew Williams I have never hated snow more than I do right now.
December 20, 2011 - 8:42 am · Comment · Like

Alfred F. Jones started decorating the apartment!
December 20, 2011 - 10:07 am · Comment · Like

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Text message

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
You are not seriously considering staying down there.
December 20, 2011 - 11:11 am · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
When I woke up there was already an inch of snow on the road. It's coming down slowly, but the area we're in isn't exactly a major concern when it comes to snow plowing. Not when everything is within walking distance.
11:18 am · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
My car would never make it through this. Not safely.
11:21 am · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
What if it clears up? You'll come home then, right?
11:24 am · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
Maybe. Alfred seems pretty set on having Christmas down here. He invited Kiku and Arthur over to help him decorate. Americat keeps tangling himself up in tinsel and making a mess. At least Catada is behaving.
11:26 am · Reply

To: Gilbert
From: Matthew
And Lovino just showed up to hide from Antonio and now he's sitting on the couch making snide comments about Al's decorating skills.
11:27 am · Reply

To: Birdie
From: Gilbert
Damn.
11:34 am · Reply

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Facebook

Matthew Williams Looks like I'm celebrating Christmas in America this year…
December 20, 2011 - 8:02 pm · Comment · Like
Katherine Williams: So long as you stay safe, sweetie. Maybe you'll be able to visit for New Years.
8:26 pm · Like
Matthew Williams: Yeah. The storm should have passed by then.
8:29 pm · Like

Alfred F. Jones I am totally prepared for the snowstorm!
December 21, 2011 - 10:43 am · Comment · Like
Arthur Kirkland: When your plan is to go to your neighbours for food and whatever else if the power goes out, I don't think you can consider yourself prepared.
11:16 am · Like
Alfred F. Jones: Of course I can! I know exactly what I'm going to do!
11:18 am · Like

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Text message

To: Elizaveta
From: Matthew
Gilbert hasn't spoken to me since Tuesday. Is he okay?
December 21, 2011 - 1:31 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Elizaveta
Don't you worry, I've been keeping him preoccupied so he doesn't mope too much.
1:48 pm · Reply

To: Elizaveta
From: Matthew
I'm really sorry I won't be there for Christmas.
1:50 pm · Reply

To: Matthew
From: Elizaveta
I know you are. And so does Gilbert, even if he'd never admit it. Don't let it bring you down too much.
1:53 pm · Reply

To: Elizaveta
From: Matthew
I'll try not to.
1:54 pm · Reply

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End Chapter


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I really wanted to have this up in time for Halloween, but I didn't finish it until after midnight.

I'm going to try and finish the next chapter by next Wednesday (October 7), other wise it won't be finished until after the 12th. (I will be attending Anime USA on the 8th - 11th this year. We're leaving on Thursday. I highly doubt that I will get anything written while I'm there.)